Playing Matchmaker

Story by carbonkitty on SoFurry

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Joe helps his friend's mom find a date. This one's short, it's kind of more for practice. Sorry about any bad spelling/grammar it's late.


It was a typical Friday night for Joseph, he was at his buddy Scott's waiting on the couch while in the next room he quietly argued with his mom. The yellow lab stretched out with a sigh wishing that just once his weekend would go a little differently. He was about to get his wish. Scott came storming into the room while slipping into his coat and the border collie gestured towards his friend.

"He's right here mom ask him yourself!" He sounded annoyed but his mom came around the corner with a polite smile.

"Hi Joe! I was wondering if I could ask you to do me a favor. Scott's too embarrassed." The older collie plopped down on the couch next to him and put a hand on Joe's lap. "I need a little help meeting people. I've finally gotten over what happened between Scott's father and I'm ready to start dating, but." She paused and looked at Scott who was shaking his head. "I'm looking to meet someone younger, someone around your age." Joe looked from the woman to the hand on his lap and started to panic. "I was hoping you could ask around school and work? See if you can find anyone interested in older women?" Joe swallowed the lump in his throat and nodded.

"S-sure Ms. B. I'll see what I can do." Her ears perked up and her tail thumped against the couch.

"Thanks!" Then she leaned in and pecked him on the cheek. "Maybe you can find me a handsome young pup like yourself!" Joe could feel himself blushing and he tried to stammer out an answer but he was cut off. "Now you kids get out of here and have some fun!" Scott didn't wait to hear more and took off out the front door, Joe was almost out when he was called to. "And Joseph call me Lisa!" She smiled and winked at him while Joe tripped over himself trying to get out the door. Scott was waiting for him up the street at the bus stop looking more apologetic but still mad.

"Sorry about that dude she's been on me about this all week." They boarded the buss and headed to the back before he continued. "I've got no problem with my mom dating. I even tried setting her up with a few people. But I'm not ok with her sleeping with someone my age. She even asked me yesterday if you'd be interested." Scott shook his head and now that Joe was over the shock he grinned at his friend. "What?"

"I'm going to be your new dad bro." The two chuckled for a bit then put the situation out of their minds and enjoyed the rest of their night out.

The next morning while fighting his hangover Joe was pulled out of bed by the phone buzzing on his desk. It was a message from Scott: What about Roger? He didn't understand and just replied: What? The answer came back almost immediately: Roger from the library. He's younger than my mom but older than us. Joe shook his head then held it while the room shook with it. He sent a message then tossed the phone under his bed: This will have to wait til I'm more sober dude. This was the start of a long week of texts back and forth while Scott tried to get Joe to help find a date for his mom. When Friday rolled around Joe waited at the bust stop for Scott, wanting to avoid a similar episode from last week. The trip downtown was filled with stories from Scott retelling how bad all his mom's dates had gone. As they were getting off the bus Joe's phone went off, it was a text from an unknown number and when he opened it he froze. There was a message: You should have come in and said hi. There was picture with the message too a picture of Scott's mom sitting with her skirt hiked up and nothing on underneath.

"What's wrong?" Joe jumped and stuffed his phone in his pocket.

"Nothing, just a message from a wrong number." Scott nodded and they continued on. While waiting to get into their favorite bar Joe's phone went off again. It was another message and picture from Lisa: See what your missing? The collie was sitting on her bed naked with a dildo in her mouth. The lab cursed under his breath but Scott heard him. "I left my wallet at home dude." Scott rolled his eyes.

"You're going to have to go get it the last time I covered your tab we couldn't afford a cab home." The lab nodded and stammered.

"Y-Yeah I won't be long." He took off for the bus stop and twenty minutes later Joe was at Scott's door panting to catch his breath. He hesitated for a second then knocked. Lisa answered the door wearing a smile and a black silk robe. "Look Ms. B we need to talk about-" The older collie pulled him into the house and they locked in a kiss while the door swung shut.

"I told you to call me Lisa." She whispered to him and pressed her body against his.

"We can't do this it's not right." She pulled him in for another kiss and the lab didn't fight it.

"Then leave I won't stop you." She kissed his neck while Joe just stood there. "That's a good boy, now help me out of this." Lisa took a step back and Joe tugged on the belt of her robe letting it hang open slightly. He looked her over once and decided they could do this. He reached an arm into her robe and wrapped it around her waist, pulling her in for another kiss. She wiggled out of the robe and ran her fingers through the fur on the back of his neck. The collie dropped to her knees and slid her palm against the grown bulge in Joe's jeans. She pulled his pants down and smiled at the tip of his dick poking out of the top of his boxers. She flicked her tongue against it before pulling his boxers down and wrapping her lips around his cock. The lab grunted while her head bobbed along his length. She stopped and kissed the tip before gathering up her robe. Joe looked very disappointed and she giggled. "Not down here I just had the carpets done." She scampered upstairs and Joe followed holding up his pants and watching her bare ass wiggle.

In her room Lisa sat on the edge of the bed and waved Joe forward who stopped out of his pants and pulled his shirt off. She grabbed his shaft with one hand and cupped his balls with the other massaging them while she guided his cock to her mouth. She buried her nose in his fur while his cock filled her mouth and stretched her throat. She pulled off his cock with a gasp and crawled across the bed to her nightstand. Joe was pretty sure he knew what she was after and while she was still fishing through the drawer he pulled a condom from his discarded jeans. He had it on and was on the bed with a hand on her hips before she was done. She gasped and her ears perked up feeling him so close. He tossed the condom wrapper onto the nightstand.

"Looking for one of these?" She nodded and whimpered as he rubbed his cock head against her moist cunt.

"Uh-huh" With a firm grip on her hips the lab pulled her body against his slowly. They both moaned and grunted as he buried his prick in her, stopping as his knot pressed against her swollen lips. He gave her a moment to adjust before pulling almost all the way out and slamming back into her. Lisa slumped forward into a pillow and Joe started to pump furiously. Her muffled moans drove him crazy and he raked claws through her fur from her hips to her ass giving her round ass a slap as he grunted. Joe pulled out and Lisa tried to back into him but the younger dog grabbed her and flipped her over. They panted staring at each other before Joe fell on top of her locking in a kiss and sliding his dick back inside her. He bucked his hips and panted into Lisa's mouth while she moaned and wrapped her arms around her neck. She whimpered and began to shake under him, her legs quivered and he body rocked with her orgasm. Joe slowed his pace and waited till she was lying still, panting madly. He pulled out of her grinning as he pulled the condom off and worked a hand along his shaft. With a grunt ropes of cum splashed against her stomach and chest. Lisa wiped some of the cum from her fur and licked it from her fingers. Joe fell between her legs and lapped at the juices leaking from her muff and the collie scratched behind his ears.

They were cuddled up in bed when Joe's phone buzzed from the nightstand, it was Scott wondering were he was. Joe sent a single word reply: Sorry.