How to Please Your Dragoness (Jukrit, the 19th Shaman Squirrel)

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#25 of Shaman Squirrel Chronicles

This takes place in the Silvanian year 1513.

This also takes place 108 Silvanian years before Fengle, the Shaman Squirrel. Jukrit is Fengle's great grandfather.

Figbert, the author of "How to Please Your Dragoness," is the son of Ampert (see Ampert, the Shaman Squirrel).

Veverka means "squirrel" in Czech.


Jukrit was a 16-year old squirrel being trained in the shaman ways by his 43-year old mother Veverka.

Jukrit went outside one morning to gather some walnuts, when a large mammalian dragon approached him, licking his face. This was a behavior that has been going on for several days.

"What is now, Noraxia?" he asked the 378-year old Cygnan Mammalian Dragon. "Stop it! This has been going on for too long."

But she insisted. She lumbered behind him, trying to lick him some more.

"Okay, that's it!" said Jukrit. "I'll have to consult Mother about your behavior." Noraxia backed off, looking offended.

Jukrit went inside the cottage where he lived with his mother Veverka.

"Mother, has Noraxia been acting strange to you lately?" asked Jukrit.

"Like, what kind of strange?" asked Veverka.

"She keeps following me and licking me," he answered.

"She hasn't been doing that to me at all," said Veverka. Then she thought about it. "Wait, I think I know what it is. I will need to go to the Gwen Library, next to Great Elder Rona's place." Rona was the grandmother of Veverka, and Great Elder is the title given to the oldest living Shaman Squirrel. "You can stay here if you'd like."

"I'll stay here," said Jukrit. "It would be good to keep my distance from Noraxia as she flies away with you."

Noraxia landed in front of the Gwen Library, and Veverka dismounted. When she knocked, an old female squirrel answered. "Well, hello, Veverka," said the Great Elder. Rona was 97 years old.

"I'd like to borrow a book," said Veverka.

"Of course you may, dear," said Rona. There was an extensive book collection in the library, including books written by Shaman Squirrels who have long passed away. "Come inside."

Veverka came inside to see quite a collection of books on bookshelves throughout the small library, which used to be a cottage belonging to a friend of the very first Shaman Squirrel Redra nearly 5 centuries ago. She looked around, until finally, she found the one that would be helpful for her son's problem. "Ah, this is the one," she said, picking up the book. "Thank you, grandmother."

"Haven't you already read that one?" asked Rona.

"I have, but Jukrit needs it," said Veverka.

"Ah, I knew that boy had a special destiny," said Rona.

Veverka flew back to her cottage on Noraxia. She went inside with the book. "Jukrit, I have something for you," she said. "This book should be helpful."

Jukrit took the book, and wiped dust from the cover. The main title was "How to Please Your Dragoness." In smaller letters below the title was a subtitle: "A Guide to the Complex Sexual Needs of the Female Cygnan Mammalian Dragon." At the bottom was the authorship and year published: "by Great Elder Figbert, the Shaman Squirrel, 4437."

"Sexual needs!?" exclaimed Jukrit.

"Your 5-greats grandfather Figbert wrote that book not long before he joined the Nature Spirits," said Veverka. "He had a relationship with Noraxia's mother Zara, who you know is still alive and well today and is likely at your grandmother Orava's cottage at the moment. Noraxia's behavior towards you is almost exactly the behavior Zara first showed towards Figbert."

"Wait, Mother," said Jukrit. "You want me to have, um, that kind of relationship with Noraxia? But, she's so... huge!" Noraxia was, after all, roughly thirty times the weight of an average adult anthro-squirrel, and forty times the weight of Jukrit because he was still a teenager.

"She wants you to have a relationship with her," said Veverka. "I personally would prefer someone else for you, but when a Cygnagon like Noraxia chooses someone like this, it's impossible to turn her down. Please read the book. It's part of your training as a shaman."

Jukrit looked confused, but he still wanted to learn, so he brought the book to his bedroom and began to read. He was an attentive learner, and loved to read, memorizing most of the material. He had coffee to help him spend the night reading, and slept for only an hour.

The next day, Jukrit decided he would try his patience with Noraxia, after having been educated with the wisdom of the late shaman Figbert. He went outside, and there was Noraxia looking down at him. He allowed her to lick him, and he stroked her neck. "It's okay, old girl, I understand now," said Jukrit. "But it might take a while for me to, um, feel attracted to you, no offense."

His mother Veverka came outside to see Jukrit and Noraxia. "I'll leave you two alone," said Veverka. "You'll need privacy."

"Okay, mother," said Jukrit.

When Veverka went back into the house, Noraxia began to pull on Jukrit's clothing. "Do you want me to take this off?" he asked.

Noraxia nodded. Slowly, Jukrit removed his pants, exposing his privates to Noraxia. She smiled as if impressed, but Jukrit felt embarrassed that a well respected riding steed who was a member of the family for centuries was looking at him naked.

Noraxia bent her head down, and her giant tongue came out, licking Jukrit's stomach. "Hee hee, that tickles," said Jukrit. Then, she started licking further down. Noraxia's warm tongue on Jukrit's furry body felt very nice as she was licking his legs and inner thighs. What used to be annoying behavior was beginning to become enjoyable.

"Wait, Noraxia, I don't think I'm quite ready for..." said Jukrit just before she started licking his genitals. "Ahhhh, that's so good," said Jukrit. "Maybe I was, oh, yes, wrong." Jukrit became erect in a matter of seconds. Then Noraxia opened her mouth and began sucking on Jukrit's member. Jukrit's eyes rolled as the pleasure swarmed through him. He couldn't believe that this old riding beast was doing this. The warm, slippery saliva on Noraxia's tongue and lips were enough to cause Jukrit to spurt precum. Then, he grabbed the sides of her head with his paws, humping her face. "Oh, yes, good girl!" he exclaimed. Then, a moment into this, spurt after spurt of squirrel seed shot into the dragoness's mouth, and she swallowed.

Jukrit sat down, taking deep breaths, while Noraxia looked at him, her tongue still lapping up excess seed on her lips. "That was amazing," he said. He tried to go back inside, but Noraxia pulled on the scruff of his neck. "You want more?" asked Jukrit. "But I just..." Noraxia lay down on her side. Then Jukrit remembered something from the book. He was supposed to take a nap with her after the initial fellatio. Noraxia was simply waiting for him to join her.

Jukrit got down on the ground in front of Noraxia's belly, and underneath her foreleg, making it seem like she was cuddling a teddy bear. Jukrit loved the feel of her large teats on his back. They napped together for a couple hours. After all, Jukrit felt he could use a nap after staying up all night reading that book.

Jukrit woke to Noraxia licking him. Noraxia then turned her head towards her lower nipples and looked at Jukrit in anticipation. "I know what it is now," said Jukrit. "The lower teats produce that enzyme, just like the book says. You want me to suckle them, girl?" The upper teats of a female Cygnan Mammalian Dragon contain milk, but the lower teats contain a protein-rich enzyme that help her mate produce more sperm.

Noraxia nodded affirmative.

Jukrit hesitated, but he slowly gave in, putting his lips on one of the lower teats. Noraxia moaned, enjoying the sensation. Her motherly instincts kicked in, and she started licking him again, but this time more like how a mother would groom her baby. He began to suck. "Ah, that tastes weird," said Jukrit. "But maybe I'll get used to it." He resumed sucking. With each suck, it seemed to taste sweeter. "Mmmm," he said. Noraxia made motherly sounds of content as she continued to groom Jukrit.

Jukrit nursed one teat dry, and then he went to the next teat. He drank more of Noraxia's protein-rich enzyme from the second teat. When he was finished with that teat, he was full, and felt like he should take another nap. Noraxia knew he was tired, so she put her foreleg around him, then she put her wing around him like a blanket, and he went back to sleep.

Jukrit woke up again, and looked down at his groin. "Oh, my..." His testicles had grown twice their normal size, full of ripe sperm.

Noraxia got up, looking at Jukrit. Gently, she craned her neck down, and started licking his groin until Jukrit was erect. She then lay down on her side, and raised her tail away from her rear area, exposing her pink slit and anus. Jukrit used to be grossed out when watching Noraxia make mounds of dung plop out of her anus. But he only needed to care about the organ just beneath that. Hesitantly, he approached the winking, inviting organ. Noraxia blinked her pretty eyes while encouraging Jukrit to take advantage of her lady part.

Then Jukrit ran his paw fingers down her slit. Noraxia groaned. "You like that, old girl?"

Noraxia couldn't speak, but she nodded, as if telling Jukrit to keep going. He then put a finger in, then two. He then found her clitoris, rubbed it, causing Noraxia to moan. He managed to insert his entire paw inside her slippery canal. He felt the pulsating, undulating warmth of her chamber, and desired to have his erect virgin member in there.

Jukrit put his paws on Noraxia's hip, and eased his male squirrelhood into Noraxia, feeling the ridges and pulsating rhythms of the large beast's vagina. Small young squirrel and much larger, older mammalian dragon were in extreme ecstasy. "Ahhh, yes," exclaimed Jukrit. "Oh, Noraxia! I'm so... ohhhh... sorry for refusing you.. I love you... yes!"

Noraxia was acknowledging and understanding his apology while making low-pitched pleasure moans.

"I'm... ohhhh.... about to.... unhhh," said Jukrit, as stream after stream of his spooge gushed into his giant lover, and at the same time, Noraxia moaned orgasmically while splashing feminine juices all over Jukrit's body while he was still inside her pumping sperm. His enlarged testicles had more sperm than he had ever had before.

Jukrit, no longer a virgin, pulled out, and sat down panting. "That was so good."

Noraxia looked down at Jukrit and licked the juices that spilled all over his body, including excess sperm. He then hugged her neck. "I love you so much, Noraxia," he said. Then he got dressed and went back into the cottage.

"Hi mother," Jukrit said, with a big smile.

"Well, looks like you accomplished something important," said Veverka.

"Of course I did, mother," said Jukrit. "I pleased Noraxia. And now she's my mate, my lover. She can be your daughter-in-law, right?"

"I suppose so," said Veverka. "Although it would be kind of strange having a daughter-in-law who is several times my age."

"Aw, mother," said Jukrit. "I'm sure you could get used to it."

"Maybe," she said. "We'll see. Oh, by the way, you might want to take a bath. You smell like Noraxia."