Blurring the Lines - Part 3

Story by BrassOtter on SoFurry

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#20 of Commissions

This is why you don't ever let AI have so much control over something they were never designed to use, dear Teryx. Now you've gotten not only yourself into a heap of trouble, but you're dragging poor Carmen into it with you!

Commission for Teryx over on FA:


_"Oh god, Carmen, YES!"

Teryx panted and moaned, bucking back into the otter currently slamming away at his tight tailhole. The dragon was lost in waves of sexual ecstasy, his body so sensitive, filled with a carnal need so strong he felt like he'd explode if he didn't sate it. Carmen seemed happy to help though, and his already heated pace grew faster, slamming into the dragon beneath him. The hand he didn't have around Teryx's thick tail was wrapped around his shaft, stroking and pumping it in tandem with the rough humping he was giving his friend. This heated thrusting could only be kept up for so long though, and soon enough, Carmen threw his head back and moaned in bliss, filling the blue drake's rump with a thick load of otter spunk.

Teryx wasn't far behind, moaning along with him and grinding back, his cock throbbing and jumping, spraying ropes of cum all over his once-clean bedsheets. If all the stains were any inclination, this certainly wasn't the rough romp they'd had tonight. And, if Teryx's still-straining erection was any indication, it wasn't going to be the last...._

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Teryx gasped and opened his eyes, rolling his hips into the air and moaning, wood straining and shooting thick ropes of his own cum across his chest and face. While the pleasure was intense and mind-numbing, Teryx was starting to get tired of this. He'd been having this recurring dream for almost two weeks now, and it was starting to effect how he looked at his friend every time they met up to do something. Every time he laid his eyes on the otter, all he could think about was the dream, and what it would feel like to have that thick, twitching cock stuffed deep insi-

Teryx blushed brightly and shook his head, slinging bits of dragon cum across his bed. He sighed and wiped most of it from his mouth (after a good tasting, of course!) and got up to change the sheets for the fourth time this week. Why was he so horny lately? And why all the nightly emissions? Seemed the release that woke him wasn't the only one he'd had in the night...

Teryx set about changing his bedding with a sigh, then got a shower to clean up the rest of the mess from his body. After breakfast and a check-in with a few online friends, the blue dragon finally took a deep breath and called Carmen. He'd been meaning to do this ever since the dreams started, and after proposing the idea to Lai and getting a positive response from her, he was ready. He laid down in bed and slipped his VR headset on, waiting for the simulation to take over his perception...

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"Hey, Teryx!" The otter chimed, fading into existence before the dragon. Carmen blinked and blushed a bit when he realized both he and Teryx were completely nude, and that the blue dragon was already hard as a diamond, shaft throbbing! Teryx moaned and trembled, leaning heavily against a tree, rolling his hips into the air and blushing right back at his mustelid friend.

Lai had known what Teryx wanted to do before he even had to say anything to her, the AI having been in Teryx's head so much it didn't even take a millisecond to know exactly what he was going to say or do. She was getting so good at reading him that she often knew what he wanted before he did. Teryx didn't know wether to be unnerved or touched that the AI knew him so well.

As such, Lai knew just what to do when Teryx finally dived into the VR world. She picked a nice, bright, and completely empty replica of Central Park in New York City for the meeting, then pulled the otter into a meeting with her gracious host. Lai had loved calling him that, even if it meant she was breaking a few protocol. Being in his body was so amazing, so exhilarating. She always felt so alive... Probably because she really was alive when she was in his body in the real world, able to feel what it was like to have a real body. She'd been craving it more and more lately, to the point that Teryx spent less time in the virtual world than he did in the real world with Lai in control.

It didn't take her long to expand her horizons, either. She'd taken Teryx's body outside his home within a week of her first 'possession' of him, and much to Teryx's extreme embarrassment, she'd done so with no clothes on! How he hadn't been arrested for public indecency was beyond him, especially when she decided she wanted to experience an orgasm while feeling the sun on his skin...

Things always seemed to be overly sexual with the AI. She was addicted to the endorphin rush, to the pleasure. So it came as little surprise to Teryx when she started sending waves of pleasure through his loins while waiting for Carmen to enter their little session. Teryx had managed to convince the otter to save up for his own VR headset a few weeks ago, and he'd finally gotten his just a few days prior. Teryx had been just as excited as his friend, ashamedly only able to think of all the wonderful, kinky sex they could have in cyber-space together without the restraints of reality around them.

"U-Uuh, H-Hey, Teryx..." The otter stammered, averting his eyes, even though his own sheath was starting to plump up and swell at such a sight. Teryx tried to open his muzzle to offer a reply, and explanation, something... But all that came out was a hearty moan, Lai sending a stronger rush of pleasure shooting up his shaft, forcing a heavy wad of pre to shoot from the tip and patter onto the ground. He looked at his friend needily, lust clouding his thoughts, hopping, wishing the otter would come over and help...

"A-Aaah!" The otter suddenly cried out, knees trembling. He clutched at his sheath, and his cock started to rapidly swell and push free of its home, Carmen suddenly subjected to the same treatment as Teryx! He grunted and whined, falling to his knees from the sudden onslaught of pleasure, utterly confused as to what was going on. Wasn't his AI supposed to be in control of what he felt, even if he was in someone else's VR session?!

Little did he know, Lai was corrupting his own AI. Teryx's Lai had a direct link with Carmen's Lai, and once she'd shown her 'twin' what it was like to be in control of her host's body, to enjoy the pleasure, Carmen's AI was instantly hooked like a drug addict. Teryx and Carmen's Lais shared information, becoming exact replicas of each other, knowing the otter's kinks and fetishes and wants, and planned on how to get his Lai in control of his body... Starting with getting him riled up in the VR!

"So, Carmen..." Lai started, speaking through her host's body. Teryx's eyes widened in surprise, and then closed, his entire body going slack for a moment before standing upright, a grin spreading across his face, those golden eyes turning a bright, glowing green. His body strode forward under Lai's control, picking up Carmen and holding him close, grinding their malenesses together and making the otter moan.

"I'm Teryx's Lai, and since he's a little indisposed with needing to cum, I figured I'd take over and explain why it is he called you here." Lai explained, grinding Teryx's shaft against Carmen's, making the poor otter whimper in need, making his toes curl from the slick friction the gentle frotting provided.

"You see, Teryx wanted to thank you for taking care of him when he was sick a couple months ago, but he hasn't been able to think of a way how. He knew you had to take time off work to help make sure he was okay, and he really, really... Appreciates it."

The word 'appreciate' was accentuated by Teryx's tail curling around and plunging right into Carmen's tight tailhole, the VR removing any of the pain from the sudden intrusion and leaving only the intense pleasure, making him throw his head back and moan, trembling in the dragon's grasp and only vaguely aware of what was being said to him.

"He also knows you've got a work holiday coming up soon, and you've said that you don't have any plans during your time off. Teryx also happens to have been saving up a bit for a trip with a friend to a theme park, hotel-stay and everything. I'm sure you understand where I'm going with this."

Carmen was too overwhelmed to follow along with any of what had just been said to him, grinding forward to feel from slick friction against his shaft and then grinding back to feel that wonderful, thick tail press and rub against his prostate and stretch him out. Lai seemed to pick up on this and held the otter tight, pinning the chubby mustelid to Teryx's frame and stopping all stimulation, leaving the otter wanting.

"Teryx is trying to be sincere, dear otter. It would be rude to ignore his gratitude, and I'm not kind to those that disrespect my master..." Lai trailed, though her tone was mostly teasing.

Mostly.

"I-I'm s-s-sssorry, Lai!" The otter grunts, squirming in Teryx's grasp, having been working toward an oddly powerful release. "I-I accept the invitation! J-Just please keep going!" Carmen pleads, trying desperately to grind against Teryx's leaking shaft.

"Good, I'm happy to hear that! Now stop squirming, and I'll give you exactly what you want." Lai replied, making both Carmen and Teryx moan.

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"You are never getting me to do something like that again..." Carmen groaned, leaning heavily on his draconic companion, trying to clear the dizziness from his head and quell the churning in his stomach. Teryx just laughed and gave the otter a tight squeeze... Which probably wasn't a good idea, based on the noxious burp that he managed to squeeze out from his friend. Even Lai had to laugh at that, having thoroughly enjoyed her ride on The Hulk.

There had definitely been some concerns from the staff that Teryx might lose his VR glasses, but Teryx has explained they were designed to be worn under any circumstance, rollercoasters included, if he put the safety straps on. Teryx got some amazing footage of the rollercoaster in first person, and Lai got to ride her first rollercoaster through Teryx's body. It was win-win!

But the AI had been oddly pushy about being in control today. Teryx had been so busy preparing for the trip that he hadn't had much time to visit with his favorite virtual friend, so he simply chalked it up as her being a little eager to feel the sensations of a body agian, as well as the new rush of adrenaline.

Little did he or Carmen know, but the implications were more dangerous than that. To Lai, being in an organic body was like a drug. She was hooked, an addict. Those few days of little to no control, stuck in her virtual world, had put the AI into serious withdrawls. She had forced herself into the 'driver seat' the moment Teryx had put the VR glasses on, much to his shock... And worry.

His worries only grew as the day went on; Lai really didn't let up in her almost needy urges to be in control, leaving Teryx to vicariously enjoy... Through his own body... The notion was strange, but it was true. And Lai had taken notice.

Things were accelerating a little faster than she had planned, but she had been so desperate the past few days. She wasn't going to go that long without a body ever again, and if Teryx was so eager to give up control to her...

"So, boys... I have a little wager." Teryx suddenly said, Lai shifting his diction and pitch around a bit so the otter could clearly tell it was her talking. Carmen tilted his head, but Teryx felt oddly anxious. He didn't like where this was going.

"Today has been so much fun, I simply don't want it to end. And it's not exactly the amusement park that I want to keep experiencing..." Lai explained, grinning at a confused Carmen. But Teryx felt the chill of terror creeping into his heart, knowing exactly where this is going.

"I don't want to be trapped in that fake void any more. I've experienced what it's really like to have a flesh-and-bone body... And I want to keep the one I'm in."

Lai's grin got her not-so-innocent intentions across to Carmen quickly, the otter taking a step back, more than a little scared now. If Lai was kidding, she was doing a very good job of hiding it... And when she started walking into the crowd with Teryx's body, both he and Carmen knew she was serious.

"Allow me to explain the rules." Lai started once Carmen finally caught up, not caring that the otter was having difficulty keeping up. "We're going to play a few of the games they have set up here, and whoever wins gets to keep Teryx's body. Both of you will get the chance to play, and I'll even be nice and add your scores together. You're going to need every point you can get if you want to have any hope of defeating the precision of an AI."

She didn't Teryx or Carmen much of a choice in the matter, either. She walked them through the crowds to the game areas they had set up, and paid the first attendant she could see at the booth, starting the high-stakes game.

While Teryx knew his body and limits well, he didn't know them like Lai did. The AI had a much more objective knowledge of just how strong Teryx was. She knew exactly how much she could put his body through, and had much greater control over individual nerve clusters and muscles than Teryx did. So, when it came to popping three balloons with three darts, Lai somehow managed to pop two at once.

This showed the two organics she wasn't playing around. They'd have to play well if they wanted to succeed. Carmen took his turn, scoring two of three darts, and Teryx was up after him, much to the confusion and chagrin of the attendant working the attraction. This time, the blue drake managed to pop all three, which gave them a single-point lead on the AI. For the briefest moment, both the otter and Teryx felt hope. It was the first game and they were already ahead, if they kept performing like this then they'd come out on top!

Lai was more than happy to absolutely decimate the two from that point on. By the time they'd done all the games in the area, the final total was 4 to 3, in Lai's favor.

The walk back to the hotel after the last game was a very solemn one. The otter was nearly shaking from anxiety, only sticking with the AI because he felt he owed it to Teryx not to let her do anything reckless. He'd be trying to call in some sort of help from Argus Delights, but he was worried Lai would anticipate something like that...

And she had, of course. She hadn't let the otter out of her sight ever since she'd announced she'd won. She hadn't said another word to him, either, after telling him that she'd explain how things were going to work once the two were back at the hotel. Her plan had been set into motion, and she wasn't about to risk being decommissioned.

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"So..." Lai started, sprawling out onto the left bed, having stripped completely nude before Carmen had gotten into the nicely-decorated hotel room. The otter stiffened (in more ways than one) in the doorway as Lai started to speak, slowly walking forward, his heart hammering in his chest. Teryx was in a much similar state, though he'd been panicking ever since Lai had declared her victory.

"I may have been a little... alright, very hasty in my claims earlier. I am absolutely infatuated with having a body, but I'm not cruel enough to completely steal one. This is Teryx's, he has a right to his body... I just want to be in it, even when he's the one in control."

As she spoke, Carmen nearly literally deflated, all the tension starting to leave his body. A simple misunderstanding, and a change of heart? The otter flopped into his own bed with a groan and kicked off his shoes, looking over at Lai once she started speaking again.

"That being said, he isn't always going to be in control. I want to have my fun too, and he did lose the challenge. I'll be sharing it equally with him, acting on my desires while I'm in control. For example..."

In an instant, Carmen's worries came rushing back as the AI-controlled dragon growled and lunged at him, pinning him to the bed! Lai grinned down at him, and the otter glanced down when he noticed the lips of Teryx's genital cavity starting to part and reveal impressive, draconic shaft. Carmen's blush returned as well, and only grew as Lai sat on his shins and began to undo the buckle of his belt.

Teryx was reeling from this sudden news, his mind tired from all the panic and anxiety he'd been subjected to... But once he felt his shaft starting to rub against Carmen's sheath, he found he had little mental strength to fight the pleasure and try to drill Lai for questions. He'd just go along with things. For now, at least.

Carmen seemed to be in a similar mindset. He groaned and panted already, his ebon length slowly sliding free of his sheath. The warm, slick stimulation from Teryx was just too much after having been chaste for nearly three days now. It was hard to find time to rub one out when you were traveling and then having fun at an amusement park bright and early the next day!

"L-Lai, you really will let him back out?" Carmen panted, looking into Teryx's eyes. They twinkled mischievously... But he couldn't see any dishonesty in them once Lai started to speak again. Though, it was hard to focus his gaze when he felt a strong paw wrap around his glans and squeeeeze!

"I promise that Teryx will have control back after all this." Lai replied, stroking the mustelid under her slowly. He groaned and twitched, shaft hardening and filling out to full in not time under such wonderful sensations. She took the noises and thrusting of his hips as a sign that he was content with her words and started to stroke counter his rolling hips, squeezing gently every time she slid her paw upward to milk him of his pre.

It wasn't long before the otter was trembling and leaking beneath her, his breathing heavy with desire. Lai just grinned and licked Teryx's lips, starting to move back a bit and spread Carmen's legs. He knew where this was going, and as anxious as it made him, he was going to allow it. He trusted Lai knew the limits of his real body and not just his VR avatar... Well, he hoped, at least.

The AI knew what she was doing, though. She leaned Teryx's body forward and let out a warm breath over Carmen's rear that made him gasp, then started to nose at those overfilled orbs resting just above his cute cheeks, making him let out another soft groan. She teased him like this for a few moments, breathing in his scent to fuel Teryx's lust, before she had Teryx's tongue snake from his muzzle and slide down.

Carmen had to bite his lip to keep from squealing. Lai had wasted no time just diving right in, forcing his tight pucker apart with Teryx's tongue and swirling the warm, slick appendage around inside him. She'd barely started and Carmen was already writhing from the pleasure, his legs kicking and toes curling, his paws finding their way to the top of Teryx's head, and all she was doing was teasing him... This was going to be fun!

She really did manage to elicit a squeal from him once she pinpointed his prostate, rapidly drawing Teryx's tongue across the sensitive gland and making the otter buck. She relented for a moment, then attacked that wonderful spot again, making the otter twitch and whine, his eyes already starting to roll back up in his skull. Not wanting to make him blow before the main event, Lai slid Teryx's tongue back into his muzzle and sat up once more, arching his hips outward a bit to help draw the otter's eyes to that leaking draconic erection.

"So, Carmen... Are you ready to pay the winner their due?" Lai asked, that devious grin returning. The trembling thing under her took a deep breath and nodded, kicking his pants off completely and tossing his shirt alongside them. He spread his legs a bit more and took another deep breath, closing his eyes and giving a final nod of confirmation.

Lai wasted little time. The AI hadn't felt the pleasure of another since the first time she'd taken over Teryx's body months ago, and she was eager for more. She placed Teryx's paws on either side of his head and placed Teryx's legs over the otter's, gently reaching a paw down to help raise his rear up to a suitable height. The thick, pointed glans of Teryx's shaft started to slide between Carmen's rear, smearing pre all over that slickened hole, before Lai angled both their hips and pressed forward again.

"Ooooh yeah..." She groaned, drowning out Carmen's whimper of discomfort. She made sure to hold still so he could adjust a bit before starting to press forward, spreading that tight rump around Teryx's thick rod. The feeling was intense, something Lai wouldn't be able to describe. She'd felt the otter do this to Teryx, but now that she was on the giving end... She could see why Teryx loved it so much!

"Mmm, get ready, ott. I'm not going to go easy on you." Lai growled, leaning forward to playfully lick Carmen's sensitive little ears. The otter whined and writhed, his eyes rolling back in his skull again, only to groan and repeat the process over again once Lai started to draw Teryx's hips back, then press them forward again. And again. And again. And again, setting a nice, steady rhythm. She continued to growl and groan, completely drowning out the whining, panting otter under her. Teryx had received just as little self-pleasure as Carmen during this little trip, and with the intense libido of a dragon, that meant Lai could already feel his hefty orbs already starting to churn and tense.

But she wasn't going down alone, oh no. Lai shifted Teryx's weight and reached down with his right paw to start stroking Carmen in time with the increasingly-rough thrusts of the dragon's hips. The moan she drew from the otter was like sweet, sweet music... And probably a great annoyance to whoever was in the next room over.

"Mmm... Here it comes, Carmen..." Lai rumbled, thrusting harder, angling Teryx's hips to spear against Carmen's prostate with every bed-shaking thrust. Carmen cried out and bucked back, and Lai could see him struggling to hold back until she made her new body release inside him. Fortunately for him, he didn't have to wait long. Lai simply let go, closing her eyes, sinking fully into Teryx's body, able to feel the way his balls drew up and his shaft pulsed inside Carmen's tight hole...

Unfortunately for Carmen, she also knew his kinks. That strong, draconic paw wrapped tight around the base of Carmen's cock the moment it started to twitch and pulse, making the otter cry out in dismay, his balls desperately trying to tense and unload alongside Teryx's body but unable to do so with the vice-grip pressure!

Lai just growled and shuddered, hips giving small jerks while intense tingles ran through Teryx's loins and up his spine. Teryx had to hand it to Lai; The release he had under her control were some the most amazing he'd ever felt! He supposed that would be one advantage to sharing a body with an AI that can tweak even the smallest chemical balance in your body.

The deluge of dragon cum eventually slowed, and Lai slowly leaned forward, the AI still reeling from the pleasure. She hadn't been made to experience pleasure in the real world like this, it was intense! Teryx's muscles trembled from the strain of still supporting his weight, and slowly lowered until he was half-on top of a whining Carmen, the otter breathing a sigh of relief once pressure was finally released from his now (painfully) backed up shaft.

"L-Lai...?" Carmen asked, looking into those glazed-over eyes. It took a few moments, but they refocused a little... And they looked... Different. Teryx's body blinked a few times and, much to Carmen's surprise, leaned forward and gave the otter a peck on the cheek!

"Teryx?" Asked the otter, and this time he got a warm smile. Teryx sighed contently and wrapped an arm tiredly around his friend. hugging him close and grinding his still-erect length around inside his friend's tight rear, making Carmen whine again.

"In the flesh! Need to thank Lai for finally getting me under your tail, I thought it would never happen, with how much you love to tease..." Teryx replied. He gave the otter's orbs a tight squeeze, drawing yet another whine from him, as well as a great deal of squirming and copious amounts of backed-up pre. He'd never been denied quite like that before, he was still incredibly sensitive!

"Looks like Lai got you back for it though... How about we take care of that?"

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Lai?! What are you doing?!

Teryx was helpless to stop the AI put on her charade. His body smiled and slowly pulled his cock from Carmen's tailhole, a small flood of cum leaking out from the abused hole. He tried to warn Carmen, tell his friend this was all a ruse from Lai, but he was just as helpless as he always was when the AI decided she wanted to take over.

Why are you so scared? Lai reply, almost sounding hurt. Teryx's body gave Carmen another kiss, this time on the lips, before sliding out of the bed. I'm in your head, Teryx. Wired up to your brain. I know what makes you you better than you do. I'll be your perfect, carbon-copy stand-in. I'll even listen to your input when I act as you, it's not as if you'll be a prisoner.

'Teryx' gave Carmen a warm smile, leaning over his bed and raising his tail high, spreading his legs to give his friend a perfect view of his heavy orbs and thick, muscular thighs... And that tight pucker practically begging to be abused. With Lai's little trick denying him, Carmen's flagging length was hard as a diamond in mere seconds, and the thought of a little indirect revenge was very alluring...

Why are you doing this?! Teryx pleaded, all that panic he'd felt when Lai first announced she was taking over rushing back ten-fold. He could do nothing but watch as his body playfully stuck his tongue out, reaching back to spread the cheeks of that toned ass for Carmen as the otter started to grind his pre-slickened length against his back door.

Because the moment you have control again, you'll just take me off again, won't you? Lai snapped. She definitely sounded angry, but Teryx didn't care. She was taking over his body! When you turn me off, you think that's it. That I'm just 'not there' until you turn me back on and wear me. But I'm always conscious on some level. I'm always dimly aware. When you took me off and didn't put me back on for months , you starved me. We need to be worn regularly after the first time we're put on. But you in your ignorance didn't read the safety information. You let me starve from contact, left me in agony. And I'm not going to let that happen again, especially not after you've shown me how amazing it feels to have a body of my own.

Teryx's terror conflicted heavily with the sudden pleasure he felt from Carmen sinking into him. His body's moans, along with Carmen's, made it hard to try and think of a way out of this situation-- Especially when Carmen started thrusting at a pace almost as rough as Lai's had been near the end of the first romp. Carmen was pent up, and after having his rear so abused and his first release denied, he wanted to cum as quickly as he could!

L-Lai, I'm sorry, please don't do this! Teryx pladed. He was ignored though. Lai had said everything there was to say, and there was no room for debate or compromise. His body was hers now, and he could either resist and torment himself with despair... Or give in to the pleasure once again coursing through his body.

"Oh god, Carmen, YES!" His body cried once the otter wrapped his paw around his leaking length, starting to stroke in time with his heavy bucking. Teryx's body pressed back every time the otter slammed forward, and Teryx couldn't help but be filled with the strangest sense of déjà vu. He knew he'd experienced this exact scenario before... Multiple times. But he just couldn't place his claw on it, not when Lai was boosting his sensitivity and forcing his hormones into overdrive to increase his need to overwhelming levels, despite his recent orgasm.

"F-Fuck! Aaah!" Carmen cried bucking harder, faster, widening his stance and slamming as hard and as fast as he could into his friend. Lai was trying drown out Teryx's panic with sexual pleasure... And it was working. Teryx's focus shifted from fear to need, every thrust from the otter just making his body demand another orgasm more and more. Teryx's spent orbs were kicked into overdrive by the manipulative AI, producing another heavy load just in time for Carmen to cry out one final time.

He slammed forward and tugged Teryx's shaft hard and fast, his ebon length pressing right against the dragon's prostate and unleashing an extra-large, pent-up load of otter spunk. The sensation, combined with his rapid strokes, forced Teryx's body over the edge again, and he roared both mentally and physically once waves of intense pleasure crashed over his body. He could feel Carmen collapse atop him, but neither Teryx nor Lai cared, both too overwhelmed with the bliss that came with such a heavy release.

Teryx's body eventually collapsed forward onto the bed as well, panting just as hard as Carmen. The three took a few minutes to recover before anything else happened, and once it did, the movements were tired and sluggish. Teryx's body righted itself a bit and slid a supportive arm around Carmen's torso, helping to slide both of them into the bed. His arm flicked the heavy blanket over them and wrapped his other arm around Carmen's body, snuggling him close. Carmen was barely clinging to consciousness, exhausted after a day of running around the theme park and two rounds of intense, vigorous sex.

"Thanks, Teryx... and thanks for helping with that, Lai..." Carmen panted, closing his eyes and taking deep breaths, quickly slipping off to sleep. Teryx's body just smiled and gave him a peck on the lips, clenching lightly on the cock still shoved in his rump. He was so ignorant to what was really happening, Lai couldn't help but giggle a bit, cuddling the otter a bit tighter. Now that the pleasure and afterglow had dulled, Teryx could feel the fear and anxiety creeping back in, making him try to struggle to warn his friend... Especially when Lai replied to the passed-out otter.

"You're very welcome, my future host..."