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'thunk, thunk, thunk,.....thunk thunk thunk' the sounds rang out through the house followed by a lot of loud giggles. Aleck woke with a start and growled. He looked over at his alarm clock and the growl deepened and got louder. He was upset at having been awoken at two in the morning, he was upset at how he had been awoken, and he was upset at what it meant. Sighing he got up out of bed and grabbed a flashlight he kept in there this time of year. Sighing the naked wolf slipped on a pair of boxers and then his bathrobe and slippers and headed outside.

The giggling and even snickering got louder as the angry wolf slipped out of his house and started to sneak around front. Aleck peeked around the house and started to sum up his attack. There were five of them, a skunk, a jaguar, two otters, and a pony. They had already tossed several cartons of eggs at aleck's and aleck's neighbors houses and now they were tossing toilet paper in all of the trees chuckling happily as they played their prank. Aleck watched them and growled, every year they showed up at the same time and did the same thing night after night. People had been going through it for years. However this year a petition had been circled that the college students like the ones currently decorating Aleck's house in breakfast and its eventual clean up, should be kept on campus under a curfew until Halloween was over. The school had disagreed and despite threats of police action they were out in force again tonight.

Aleck sighed and took down the license plate of the car they had come in then he went back in and got back in bed. He did his best to ignore the noise they were making and went to sleep. He intended to at least report the vandalism the next day to the police. After an hour of giggling and laughing and people yelling out of windows Aleck heard a car roar off into the night. He fell into an uneasy sleep. Halloween was in only a few days and this kind of stuff would go on until the holiday had reached them and it would be the worst on Halloween night itself.

The dawn light broke weak and gray and he woke slowly and with a massive headache. After completing his morning ablutions he finally sat himself down and made his report to the police complete with license plate. The police as usual assured him they would look into and thanked him for being a concerned citizen. Aleck hung up the phone and went into the bathroom to start prepping the rest of his day. He filled up a bucket with lots of hot water and got out some sponges and rags.

After he had all the supplies in order, he carried them outside and surveyed the damage. None of his decorations had been smashed or disturbed but eggs had been tossed on his mailbox and his siding as well as on the windows which had also been soaped. Aleck sighed and got to work starting with the siding first. He had just finished the main part of the house when Mark pulled up and came over to him.

"Hey looks like you got hit by some hallowieners" he said and began laughing at his little joke.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah" aleck sighed "you wanna lend a paw?"

"Sure I'll help you" Mark said grabbing a sponge.

The two friends worked for three more hours taking the soap off the windows and eggs off everything else. The two wound up pulling toilet paper down out of the tree and tossing it all in the garbage cans that were soon full and placed out for collection. Then Aleck invited Mark in for a beer.

"I just can't understand it, when I was in college I was too worried about classes to go do this kind of stupidity" aleck said after taking a long draw.

"Well I can say I didn't do any of this stuff either." Mark said

"It's like that song kids what's the matter with em these days?" aleck sighed "and the worst part is the police won't do a thing about it and neither will the college."

Mark nodded along and finally said, "Well you could do something about it after all think about your special ability" the dog giggled as he finished his beer. Then he got up and padded off to return the beer to its watery grave.

While he was gone Aleck unzipped his pants and gently poked at his cock and pondered. He thought about the ethics of doing what Mark had suggested. He thought about how he could possible do it. He thought about what to do after it was done. As he was thinking about what to do with the processed remains, Mark flushed the toilet and the idea completed in his mind. Before Mark got back he zipped up his pants and sat quietly.

Mark came back and then went and got them each another beer. The pair downed several throughout the afternoon and evening eventually prompting Mark to need a cab ride home. Once mark was gone Aleck got ready for bed. The first thing he did was to take some aspirin in preparation for his eventual hangover. Then he showered and climbed into his bed and went to sleep at exactly eight p.m.

Right on cue at two in the morning a car roared into the neighborhood and much like the previous night several loud thunks were heard. Loud giggling followed as well as the sound of some breaking glass from bottles of things being dropped and spilled. Aleck wasn't disturbed tonight when he heard the noises he had woken up at one and slipped quietly out of bed. Now he was outside naked and waiting in wait for the five furs to split up.

"Alright let's start soaping up windows" the big cat said as he handed out bars of soap.

The other four nodded and smirked before heading off. The otters worked as a pair while everyone else worked alone. Aleck waited quietly in the shadows while the otter pair headed towards him. They were soon engaged in drawing soap designs on Aleck's living room windows. They were so engaged they didn't notice Aleck slip up behind them and cover there maws with his paws while his cock grew longer and longer and thick and then slipped them both down its urethral tube at the same time. Alecks cock started out slowly gulping on the otters toes and then as fast as otters slide into water they were slipping down gulped away to Aleck's balls.

Aleck murred the entire time and groaned when his victims finally reached their destination and his cock let out a gentle belch. Aleck sat back and panted gently before he decided to head off for the others. The next closest one was the skunk who had dropped his pants and instead of soaping up the windows of Aleck's next door neighbors was spraying his sent into their air conditioning system so that when it clicked on again it would reek up the house. He never saw it coming he was paying too much attention to his own ass to see the slithering length glomph over his head and swallow gently sucking it in the slit. From there it was only a few more gulps and all he was, was a bulge waiting to join his friends in Aleck's balls.

Aleck took several minutes to rest and let his balls begin their work. He also needed to plan how he was going to get the last two. The pony probably would be easier than the jag after all if all else failed aleck could always lure him into some friendly sucking. The cat on the other hand would be much more difficult what with his night vision and all his other senses. Aleck had finished processing the three furs in his balls so he decided it was time to send the pony on a ride.

The pony was involved in spreading floor over a neighbor's porch. The windows looked like winter had hit and the yard was covered in toilet paper and plastic cutlery. Aleck did his best to sneak up on the pony but he accidently broke one of the spoons as he snuck up on the prankster.

The pony turned and stared then said "wow you have a set to impress my own" the then fumbled with his pants letting them drop down. "I get a lot of protein to make them this big" he said as he fingered them lovingly.

Aleck smirked and rubbed over his sloshing sack, "heh funny you should mention that so do I" Aleck carefully made his way over to the unsuspecting fur and grinned, "in fact I just had two otters and a skunk and im about to have a little horse as well" he then kissed the confused looking pony while his cock started slurking its way up the horses legs and thighs.

By the time Aleck had broken the kiss his cock was up to the pony's chest and his cock was sucking away fast. The poor horse looked down with horror as the lips of alecks cock dribbled pre and sucked on him.

"W-why are you doing this?" he asked with a whine

"You Halloweeners have made too much noise and caused too much trouble over the years and now I'm getting revenge by feeding you to my hallo'weenie see you in the toilet" Aleck then forced the pony's head down into the tube of his shaft and fell down panting as it was all sucked in spurting out a large gob of pre as he went down.

"Four down and absorbed one to go" he chuckled to himself as he waddled letting his balls adjust and shrink the mass slightly so things were a bit more manageable.

The jaguar had soaped up the windows of several houses spread flour over the porches and mixed it with the only liquid he had at the ready, his piss. He was at this point engaged in the use of a Jack o' Lantern as a toilet.

Aleck was able to slip up behind him easily and whisper happy hallo'wiener. While the jag turned startled and shocked. Aleck forced the slit of his cock over the big cats head and forced the rest of the struggling fighting feline into the main part of his shaft. The cat was fighting soo hard Aleck was forced to hug his huge shaft and moan as he pawed and forced the cat down to join the pony and the cream that was his other three friends. Aleck pawed and pawed until he felt the head of the cat enter into his swollen balls and become stuck for a few seconds before gravity took its course and with a somewhat loud but muffled splash the cat was in the cream. Aleck groaned now his cock had been drooling and dribbling and it really needed to release something. Aleck kept up his pawing working harder and harder while the Jaguar began to struggle pressing on the sides of his prison ignoring his pony friend. Aleck groaned one last time and his cock belched out a huge gout of air and a slight belching blob of pre and cum that splattered over the Jaguars impromptu Jack O' toilet.

Aleck having completed his work got up off the side walk and quickly and quietly made his way back to his house closing and locking the door behind him. He then went up to bed and let the load in his balls expand back to its full size. The jaguar was still putting up a slight fight while the pony had settled in and accepted his fate. Aleck rubbed gently over the swollen sack and gently fingered the trapped cat's ears as they began to liquefy. Aleck was fast asleep before the last two were processed. The pony at one point looked over at his friend and grinned before most of his features melted into a skeletal grin and then dissolved into cum terrifying his friend. For a few seconds the big cat put up another fight trying desperately to avoid his fate but as he pounded on the sides of Aleck's balls he noticed his paws lose their form and before he knew it he had slipped into a musky murky oblivion. Aleck slept on dreaming horny dreams all the while.

The next morning woke up painfully hard. His first move was to the bathroom. He managed to plop himself down on his toilet and groaned as he massaged his swollen cock. A slight internal adjustment and a few more rubs and Aleck was engaged in an overwhelming orgasm. Jet after jet of cum sprayed into the cold waters of the toilet bowl. Aleck murred and moaned as the musky smell of cum filled his bathroom. He had to adjust the size of the toilet so it wouldn't overflow at one point but his cock just kept jetting out the load. It took a full thirty minutes before Aleck could muster up control over his balls to just open them up and make his body piss the cum out like he normally did with urine. This took another thirty minutes but at the end of this time a simple trickled of cum signified the end of his guests. Aleck stood up as soon as he was done and had a look in the bowl. "hmm I guess it's true after people go they do turn into ghosts" he chuckled and reached for the flush.

The commode gurgled loudly as it began the process of swallowing away Aleck's guests and sending them away.