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The phone started ringing at around 10 A.M. "Hello?" I asked.

"Hey-hey, Todd!" said the voice.

I asked "Robert, is that you?"

"yeah man, its me!" Robert said "uhh... I got a quick question for you"

I said "ask away"

"I'm going out for pizza, and... uhh... would you like to come?" he asked.

I said "let me just ask mom... hold on" I put the phone down.

"Hey mom?" I asked "Can I go out for pizza with a friend?"

"sure thing... just let me know when you go" mom's voice came from the back yard... She's probably gardening.

I picked the phone back up and said "yeah Robert... I can go!"

"Me and my mom will be along at about 11:30 or so... uhh... You'll hear the car horn"

"alright... bye!" I said.

He said "see you soon... bye!" and he hung-up.

Mom called-out "who you going with?" she asked.

"you know Robert?" I asked.

She whispered "Robert... Robert... Robert"... she said "Oh! yes, I know his parents... that explains how he got our number"

11:30 A.M. The car horn went-off in our driveway, "alright mom, I'm gone!" I shouted.

I think she shouted something back, but I didn't hear her.

I got in the back of the car, across from Robert. He asked "so do you want to go to Freddy's or Fredbear's?"

I hate both places... I said "there pretty much the same, with Freddy's pretty much taking-over Fredbear's" the thing is that after the bite, Freddy's and Fredbear's teamed-up to split profit and save Fredbear's. Basically, Freddy and the gang is in Fredbears too.

"Surprise us... mom!" said Robert and his mom started to drive away. There was very little conversation on the short ride.

We stopped in the parking-lot and jumped-out. The sign said _ Fredbear's family diner _ in big letters. Oh great, SpringBonnie... AKA: nightmare fuel

We walked in and took a seat, Robert's mom took a seat not too far from us. We had a perfect view of the show stage with Fredbear... But he was alone.

I asked "wheres SpringBonnie?" Even alone, Fredbear could entertain the crowd.

Robert said "this happens quite often... he always is bac-" he was cut-off.

Fredbear said "now... wheres SpringBonnie? He's taking his time, wouldn't you say?"

"He always gets back soon" Robert said.

SpringBonnie walked to our table, he asked "what would you like to order today?"

Robert asked "a large pizza should be good for the both of us... Right Todd?"

"yes... Just no anchovy" I said.

"Large pizza, extra toppings, no anchovy" said Robert.

SpringBonnie said "Alright, that will be done soon" and wrote that on a clip-board. He asked "Anything to drink?"

Robert said " I'll have Coca?Cola"

I said "same here"

SpringBonnie said "I'll bring this to the kitchen and than join Fredbear on the stage... If I don't, he'll start doing knock-knock jokes... And I don't think they are very good" We laughed.

Fredbear said "Thanks for laughing there kid... It reminded me of a knock-knock joke!" SpringBonnie quickly walked away. "Knock-knock" Said Fredbear.

Several people asked "who's there?"

"Fred!" said Fredbear.

"Fred who?" everyone asked.

"FRED BEAR!" said Fredbear. there was no laughing. "wow... tough crowd" he said.

I give him credit for being well enough programmed to respond to the lack of laughing.

SpringBonnie went on the stage and said "enough with your jokes... we have a song to sing!"

Fredbear said "and a dance to dance!" they started singing and dancing with slow, jerking movements.

"you know that there was a person in SpringBonnie when he took our order?" I asked.

"What!?" Robert asked, almost shouting.