Sharpen Sticks

Story by Matt Foxwolf on SoFurry

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#4 of Po-eems

Very much inspired by the Tank Girl comics by Alan Martin and Jamie Hewlett. I remember writing this after reading "The Royal Escape."


Sharpen Sticks

Sharpen sticks

They're not going to stop us

They're not going to change us

They're missing the big picture

Because they're all poisoned

And blind

Sharpen sticks

We're all out of ammo

And the tea kettle's run dry

One leg broken, both eyes bruised

And this splinter is pissing me off

No hope, no salvation

The enemy is at the gates

Having a poo on the doorstep

Sharpen sticks

The army advances over the hill

Better get your slingshots and spitballs ready

It won't matter if they want us

Dead or alive

They'll have to take us in pieces

Bloody screaming pieces

Sharpen sticks

Because the fight is never over

Until you're back home

Soaking in the bathtub

Sharpen sticks

Sharpen sticks

Get those goddamn sticks sharpened!