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Ernest Boughton looked on as Dorumon and Flamemon clashed. "Hey." BlackGabumon looked at him in fear. "When did this start anyways?" Asked Ernest. BlackGabumon sighed and closed his eyes. "Three weeks ago. We were on our way to the castle because Flamemon wanted to fight. However, once we were a day away from the castle, he...became this." He said. Suddenly, Ernest heard Shoutmon gasp. "It was the same way with me." Ernest was about to say something when he was cut off by an explosion. "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!!!!" Yelled Flamemon. Dorumon smiled cracked his neck. Ernest felt something move and looked down. "Hey. You okay?" He asked. "I'm fine. My brother, he isn't himself." Ernest smiled. "I know." Flamemon yelled and rushed at Dorumon. Ernest got Dorumon's attention and told him something in ASL. Dorumon looked at Flamemon and threw a punch at him. "Just give up. I don't want to hurt you." Said Dorumon. Flamemon laughed. "What happened to sending me on the highway to hell?" He asked. Dorumon sighed and powered up. Dorumon looked at him and disappeared. Flamemon turned around and threw a punch. However, it was too late. "Ahhhhhh!" Flamemon yelled as he slammed into a wall. Ernest smiled and nodded. Dorumon pointed to BlackGabumon and nodded towards Flamemon. "How was that?" Asked Dorumon. "Pathetic. As usual." Said Ernest. Dorumon growled and looked at the rest of Flamemon's crew.

"So...I'm just going to do this. BlackGabumon and Gabumon. BlackAgumon and Agumon. BlackGuilmon and Guilmon. Gaomon and Bearmon. Mikemon and Veemon. Hawkmon and Gazimon. Coronamon and Psychemon. Kyupimon and Guilmon X. And finally, Monmon and Gomamon." He said. Ernest looked at Flamemon and saw that he was still crying. Ernest looked between him and the other Flamemon for awhile when he got an idea. Dorumon was about to pick up the Flamemon he beat when the other one spoke up. "Master Dorumon. Please...I beg you to let me take my brother's place. I know you don't know me all that well, but he's the only thing I have left. I will do everything you ask without complaining. Just...please don't separate..." Ernest listened as Flamemon broke down and cried. Dorumon clenched his fist and took a deep breath. Suddenly, Dorumon began to laugh uncontrollably. "Damn it." He said. Dorumon picked up his brother and gave him to Ernest. "Alright. I'll let you take his place." He said placing a hand on Flamemon's head. Ernest chuckled and looked around the room. "Hey. You guys clean up this room. Me and Dorumon are gonna go play." He said. He was about to leave when Dorumon stopped him. "You." He said pointing to Ernest. "Stay. You guys carry on." Dorumon turned to Flamemon's group. "YOU guys...clean this up." With that, Dorumon walked out. Ernest groaned and picked up a deck. "Hey." Flamemon's crew looked at him. "Don't make me repeat what he just said. Hurry up and get cleaning. Supplies are in that closet over there." He said pointing to the other side of the room. The Digimon scrambled to the closet and pulled out all of the supplies.

While they were cleaning up, Ernest finished up the rest of his lesson. Ernest smiled as he looked at the progress his students had made. "Congratulations, you've all failed epically." He said. Ernest looked at the Digimon and saw that they were putting the supplies up. "Bout damn time. Agumon, get off." Agumon got off of Spadamon's face. Ernest looked at Spadamon and held up his badge. "Merry Christmas asshole." He said tossing him his badge. "What's wrong? You lose your ability to speak?" He asked. Spadamon stayed quiet. "I think we broke him too well." Said Coronamon. Ernest laughed and looked at him. "Agumon. Meet your new toilet." He said nodding his head towards BlackAgumon. "Alright you guys. I have completely lost interest in all of you. So...we're going to play a game." Ernest said as he started up a training session. They all watched as Ernest pushed several buttons and finally turned around. "Capture the flag. Morons vs. Toilets. 6 out of 10. And...go." Ernest watched as they scrambled into the room and sat down on a chair. The match went on for several minutes when Dorumon walked in. "Hey." Ernest said not looking up from the match. Dorumon jumped on his lap and curled into a ball. Ernest looked at Flamemon and threw a paper cup at him. "We really should find a way to tell those two apart." He said. Dorumon chuckled. "I already did. That's Flamemon...and the other one in my chambers is named 2." Ernest laughed. "Oh my God. Agumon you owe me $20." He said. Dorumon chuckled and laid down on his back. Ernest smiled as he rubbed his stomach. "Oh yeah. A little lower. Lower. Lower." "The only way my hand goes any lower is if it's in the form of a punch." Said Ernest. Dorumon chuckled and closed his eyes. "You know. Something has been on my mind for awhile." Dorumon opened his eyes.

"If 2 is going to be your toilet, where does that leave me?" Asked Ernest. "Where the hell do you think? He's my primary toilet. You're my number one friend. In other words, he only exists for relief, and you exist to worship the rest of my butt...oh my God I could've done a better job wording that." Ernest laughed. "It's fine if I know what you meant." Dorumon smiled and got up. "Is he dead?" He asked. Ernest got up and checked his pulse. Suddenly, Flamemon threw a punch. "Nope. But now that he's awake..." Flamemon struggled as he watched Ernest pin him down. "Get off of me you bastard!" He yelled. Ernest simply looked at him and smiled. "Hey. It's that other toilet. What's up?" Dorumon asked getting down. "Fuck off!" Ernest laughed. Dorumon shrugged. "Hey Ernest? I'm gonna be right back. I need to go poop in his brother's mouth." Flamemon gasped and began to growl. "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!!!!" He yelled. "What the hell do you care? Believe it or not, he was actually thinking about abandoning you because of your sick obsession with me." Dorumon said walking over to the door. Flamemon struggled but ended up getting nowhere. "Ernest. Break in your new toilet for a few minutes. Them too." And with that order, Dorumon was off. Ernest picked up his intercom and told the other Digimon to get out here. "Alright. You guys have been ordered to break in your new toilets. So hop to it." Flamemon looked around as his crew each laid down on the floor. "You know. I'm actually surprised that they haven't said anything about this obsession of yours." Ernest said as he pulled his pants down. Flamemon struggled with every fiber of his being. Ernest didn't even bother to waste time and just sat down on Flamemon's face. "Oh yeah! There we go." Ernest looked around at the other Digimon and saw that they were either focusing on relieving themselves or talking about other things.

Dorumon walked into his room and was about to turn on the light when he heard 2 crying. "This is so stupid. I thought that if Dorumon became king, then Flamemon would stop. But...it didn't work. The others are sick of it as well. Maybe I can convince master Dorumon to let the rest of us go and just keep him. I know I'm sounding like a heartless bastard, but I just can't do this anymore. All right. I am going to convince him to let us go. No matter what." Dorumon walked up to him. "Cool. Let me know when you figure out how you're going to do that." Said Dorumon. "Alright. I'll let you know...how?" Dorumon smiled. "Since the beginning." 2 groaned and put his head in his hands. Dorumon walked over to him and hugged him. "Wait. What are you...?" Dorumon held him tighter. "Don't worry about it. Just cry it out." 2 cried all right. He cried and cried until it hurt to do so. Dorumon sighed and was about to let him go when 2 grabbed him and pulled him back. Ten minutes later, 2 finally straightened up and laid down on the floor. "Alright. Are you ready?" Asked Dorumon. He nodded and opened his mouth. Dorumon sighed as he pushed his member into his mouth. Dorumon peed into his mouth for what seemed like seconds to him when he finally ran out. Dorumon stared as he sat down 2's face. "Hey Ernest. You break him yet?" Dorumon asked as 2 kissed his butt. "Oh come on. You know I like to play with my prey first." Dorumon laughed. "Yeah well get your ass in here." Dorumon clicked the intercom off and turned his gaze towards 2. "Hey. If you really want to leave, I have an idea that you could help me with." He said. 2 looked at him. "Ummm...I feel like I'm having second thoughts about leaving." He said. Dorumon smiled. "Don't worry about it." 2 looked at him and nodded. "So what do I have to do?" He asked. "Just be yourself. And making it look like you can't breathe wouldn't hurt." Said Dorumon.

2 nodded and closed his eyes. Dorumon sat down on his face and waited for Ernest to come in. He didn't have to wait long, when he heard Flamemon yelling at Ernest. FRRRRT! "MMMPH!" Dorumon chuckled and tried to calm him down. Ernest opened the door and saw Dorumon sitting in the corner of the room. "Yo. What's up?" He asked. Flamemon gasped when he saw Dorumon sitting on his brother's face. "YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! GET OFF OF HIM RIGHT NOW!" He yelled. Dorumon farted on 2's face causing him to clench his fist. "Yeah...that kind of screws up my plans so...not gonna happen." He said. Flamemon struggled and kicked trying to get free. "I'll tell you what I will do. If you follow 5 simple instructions, I'll let him breathe. For every second you hesitate to do it, the less fresh air he gets. Five minutes of fresh air to start. Then, we'll go from there. Oh and that five minutes of air? You're going to have to follow my instructions. Yeah you know what? Learn as you go along." Flamemon said nothing...but nodded his head. "Good doggy. Now, I heard you had the ability to change your height at will. Is that true?" He asked. Flamemon nodded. "First order. Give me that power." Flamemon gasped and looked at his hands. He then slowly got up and held out his hand. Dorumon took it and felt a tingling sensation go through him. "There. It's your power now." Dorumon smiled and sat on 2's stomach allowing him to breathe. "See? That wasn't so hard." Ernest laughed. "Says the asshole who doesn't have to do this." Dorumon chuckled. Suddenly, they heard arguing outside of the room. "Go see what the problem is." Said Dorumon. Ernest walked out into the hall and noticed that a lot of noise was coming from the room where the rookies were.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Ernest yelled kicking the door in. The room was dead silent. Ernest looked around and sighed. "Alright listen up. Gargomon, you have troops that need training. Get out. Guilmon and Veemon, you guys go back to Dorumon's room. If he complains tell him I told you to. The rest of you calm the fuck down. You can do whatever you want as long as you don't make a single loud noise. And YOU guys..." He said pointing to the new slaves. "You are going to be nothing but chairs for each and every one of the Digimon in here. I'm coming back in here in a little while, and I want to see Digimon sitting on other Digimon. I don't...everyone pays. Shoutmon...make sure Digimon are sitting on other Digimon. I'm out and I don't want to come back early." With that, Ernest slowly closed the door. He then walked back into Dorumon's room. "Nicely done." Said Dorumon. "Whatever." Said Ernest. Ernest plopped down into the chair and got comfortable. Dorumon looked at the Flamemon he was sitting on and smiled. "Hey Guilmon." Said Dorumon. "Yes King Dorumon." Guilmon said bowing. "I need you to grab an intercom and order everything on this list. Order...it...exactly...as it...was...written. Got it?" Asked Dorumon. Guilmon nodded and picked up an intercom. Meanwhile, Ernest had finally calmed down and picked up his intercom. "Shoutmon. I feel like there's a couple of Digimon not sitting on each other since I got rid of Veemon and Guilmon." He said. "Actually there were three. The two you're talking about are sitting on each other. And I'm sitting on Spadamon." Said Shoutmon. Ernest laughed and hung up. "We really need to fix this castle." Said Ernest. Dorumon looked at him. "Where'd that come from?" He asked. Ernest explained to him that Digimon could be going berserk because of the state of the castle. "After all. This castle is where the Code Crown is." Said Ernest.

Dorumon sighed and shook his head. Ernest whispered something in his ear. Dorumon looked at him and smiled. He then picked up his intercom and dialed his secretary. "Prepare a meeting with the castle elders. It's time we made this Kingdom shine again." He said. Thirty minutes later, the meeting began and within minutes, Dorumon was up on stage. He delivered a speech about new laws and regulations that would be in place throughout the Digital World. All of the Digimon that were capable of working were temporarily required by official law to help aid in repairing the kingdom. It wasn't long before construction in the world began. It was a long process, but seven months later, the castle was dismantled and rebuilt. The castle staff was repositioned and retrained. Dorumon then used the Code Crown to separate the Digital World into four separate parts. Ernest was appointed Main and Only Advisor thus making him the only one who's opinion mattered. Ernest then smacked Dorumon with an iron rod and told him to change it. Oh, and those slaves from the Flamemon Bandits? The Flamemon Brothers were made into the leaders of the army and navy. The rest were scattered throughout the world. They still maintain contact with one another, but the oldest of the Flamemon Brothers agreed that he would be the toilet as punishment for all the hell he put them through. The next year came around and with it the Four Seasons Festival returned. Ernest and Dorumon delivered a speech about the new laws and who were the new leaders. Once he was done delivering his speech, Ernest announced that the festival was to begin and returned with Dorumon to their room. "I'm really glad you're here. I haven't been this happy since I became King." Dorumon said climbing into bed. Ernest laid down next to him and hugged him. "I'm glad I could help." He said. They turned out the lights and went to sleep. *Dorumon. You will always be my king.*

Until the next season...