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Story by gigarandom on SoFurry

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#5 of Earth

What? I totally didn't vanish for a week to do school work and write this chapter! You're crazy! If you're curious, the first line of this song is it's title, and Andrew Jackson Jihad is an awesome group, so I can't imagine they mind me using a song now or then in this story.


Chapter 4

I awoke with a start, moaning as I uncontrollably rolled my hips and orgasmed, panting hard from having awoken from my dream. I sat up on the couch, aware of how badly I was blushing as I looked around the room. Along with the others- except for Corbin who'd apparently gone to work, Chase sat at the table with a few cards in his hand.

"Enjoying yourself there, buddy?"

I shifted a little as I glared at him, "I don't know, did you enjoy it when I forced my still sopping ass in your face?"

His face flushed and he started blushing as Logan nodded, "So you get them back the same way as your father. Sucks. I get them back the next time I orgasm, and then I don't lose them for a few hours after."

"Oh, so the next time I do it-"

"You're gonna want a good long nap afterwards."

"Umm... The sleep afterwards-"

"Wasn't enough. Gotta hit your rem-state buddy."

"Oh..." I shifted around on the couch and felt a cold wet spot on my underwear rub against my fur. I got up and awkwardly went into the guest room, grabbing a pair of clean underwear from my bag before going into the bathroom and stripping down for a shower.

It was the summer, no school, nothing to do, nowhere to go but to stay inside and wear your pajamas all day. Even before the onesies I'd only change my underwear when I took showers in the summer.

I stood in the shower and shampooed my fur three or four times before stepping out of the bathroom and rubbing the towel over my body for six or seven minutes. Maybe it was the steaming hot shower, or the rigorous towel rubbing, but I suspect it was the shampoo that- after looking at the label a bit- had poofed and softened my fur to a preposterous level and made my fur feel softer than a puppy's and made it noxiously radiate the smell of lemons and oranges.

I slipped on my underwear along with the white under shirt, finishing up with crawling into the kigu and fitting the slippers and gloves on. I finished by lightly bringing the hood up and then- dissatisfied with how my strobing face looked in the mirror- I pulled it down tighter, and grinned at how I had to tip my head back a lot to even see my face.

I left the bathroom and felt my cheeks burn as Chase dog whistled. This would have been the high light of my embarrassment- it felt like all the attention was on me- if Lychinus hadn't grabbed me and dragged me off to the table. I was held in his lap as he pulled back my hood and kissed my neck, his arms wrapped around my waist. He nuzzled me and groped my crotch as I noticed Logan straightening his tie and looking in the mirror.

"W-wait, where are you going?"

"Huh? Oh, me and Corbin are going to some damn restaurant with his work buddies. I'm trying to decide if I should wear a tie, or arrive later and completely naked."

"Uh, what?"

"Yeah, last time this happened he took me to a sports bar and I woke up the next night in so much pain and amnesia that I couldn't even comprehend my surroundings. Looking back on it, I think I was in the basement..."

"Since when do you have a basement?"

"Oh, shit. Right, so don't go looking for it-"

Chase sat down at the table and gave Logan a weird look, "Why, is it like your guys' sex dungeon or something?"

Logan just stared at him for a moment, long enough for the others to burst out laughing. I kinda gave Chase a look as his eyes widened, "Does that mean what I think it means?"

Logan rolled his before walking out the door with his car keys in hand, "Again, don't go looking for it." The door slammed shut and the room was quiet for a bit before Lychinus tightened his grip on me and sighed as he nuzzled me. I laid my head back on his shoulder, enjoying being held by the ferret, when Chase scooted closer to us and pulled me so that I half laid on him and half laid on Lychinus.

Despite wanting to fall asleep, I was too awake for that, and just stood up to keep myself from doing so. I'd gotten up and away from the table when I looked back and saw both of them giving me pitiful looks, and I shook my head, "Nuh uh, you guys are comfy and cuddly, but I can't fall asleep, so too bad."

Chase scoffed, "So we get to stay up but you got to take a nap and have six orgasms? How is that fair?"

"I had six? Wait, didn't we-"

"Yeah, you literally relived the whole experience!"

"Oh. Heh, sucks for you guys."

Lychinus shook his head, "Yeah, maybe rethink that whole 'suck' word."

I felt my cheeks warm up a bit, "Shut-"

"No!" Me, Lychinus and Chase all flinched at Tim's sudden outburst. I turned my head to see him and Tenebrae arguing as he continued, "You're bat shit crazy if you think we're taking them! This isn't some neat little thing we can tell everyone about, it's dangerous!"

I'd never really heard bite in Tenebrae's voice, so it made me cringe when he spoke, "Fuck off, you sniveling little safety whore! It's fine! In the countless times we've done it, how many times have either of us gotten hurt?"

"We haven't, but-"

"And how many safety precautions did we take leading up to it?"

"A lot? That's not-"

"So then it's fine. Man up, grab a helmet, and let's go!"

"Jeez, fuckin' chill out." Tim headed out the door and I immediately glared at Tenebrae.

"What are you doing?"

He looked over at us as if he hadn't even raised his voice, "Oh, we're finally taking you to the inlet."

"Which is..."

"Oh, there's this cool little tunnel on Cosi' Hill that opens out into the river. It's fun to ride down."

"What-... There are so many things wrong with this picture that I can't even begin to justify you wanting to show me the damn thing."

"What's wrong with it? It's just a tunnel into the Chehalis. Like, above it. A diving thing."

"Okay, how about the fact that this area's prone to mud slides? Or that it's raining? Or that it's cold as balls? Or that it's incredibly dangerous and stupid to jump into a hole in the ground?"

"Firstly, the tunnel's been there at least since I was six, and when I asked mom about it she said that she and her girlfriends would go diving down it when they were kids, and that our grandparents showed them. The thing's been there forever."

"Okay, but it's still freezing cold and raining, and I personally don't like doing things that get me wet."

"You don't have to. Me and Tim went there a couple times during the summer, and to do it now we just take a small dinghy we have. Waterproofed and big enough to seat ten people."

"Is the tunnel wide enough for it?"

"Dude, I just said we take it out. We went the day you got here, it's fine."

"I... I don't know, I don't think-"

"Fyodor, you don't have to if you don't want to, but I seriously think we should try it."

"I..." I turned and looked at Lychinus and Chase expectantly.

Lych just shrugged and Chase rolled his eyes, "Dude, nothing's gonna happen. You're just paranoid."

"Yeah yeah, whatever, you guys go on without me."

They got up and were all heading out the door when Tenebrae looked back at me, "You sure?"

"Yeah."

He pulled the door shut and I waited a minute before grabbing my clothes and changing into them in the bathroom. Afterwards I grabbed my backpack and a donut from Corbin's kitchen and headed out the door. About ten minutes went by as I walked myself home, and on the way I saw Tim's truck roll to step next to me as he leaned out the window, with a dinghy in the bed, "You sure you don't wanna come?"

"Positive." He shook his head and continued on by. I headed across the street, two blocks down, and made myself home before getting a text from Tenebrae telling me that I'm gonna miss out. I rolled my eyes as I turned on my laptop. I took it back into my room and hooked it up to the speakers, pulling up the pdf file on my computer.

I flicked the switch on my amp, letting the twelve tubes warm up one by one as I grabbed my guitar and fingered the strings lightly before plugging it into the pedal. I looked at the pdf file on my computer screen, translating the sheet music into meaning as I mindlessly moved my fingers along the guitar, not actually playing until the amp was ready. I tapped the pedal near my laptop to turn the pages, and tapped it the other way to turn them back. Once I'd run the whole song through my head, I adjusted the volume on the amp and began to play the moderately paced tune of the practice song.

At some point I stopped noticing the laptop and just began playing, unaware of the tune changing from that stupid melody to the slow and sad tune of a song I'd gotten stuck in my head on the walk home. I thoughtlessly watched as my fingers strolled along the neck of the guitar, pressing down in just the right places to make sounds unique to my guitar. I had it on a filter that gave the typical whine of the electric a more soothing sound, like an acoustic with a sting.

Without paying attention, I started singing along to the tune I was playing, having to raise my voice half an octave to even sound like the singer, "Getting naked and playing with guns, there's a gerbil in the microwave, the baseball bat, and everyone; sharing kisses and building a bomb. We'll set it off like Microsoft in ninety four. We'll set it off like Microsoft in ninety four.

"McDonald's play-place before the Xbox, cake frosting, sweet talking, bedroom wall; covered in knives, touching god, burning shit. We'll make a wish and take a trip to future town like our daddy did, and we'll kill the neighbor kid, who only wants to be our friend. His dad is dead enough, that his new dad can cure the bends. We'll make a wish and take a trip to future town.

"Feeling weird yet tasting sweet, it's a top bottom rock smoking magic mask making it bleed, feeling sweet, getting weird; now I can see the playground through the trees. And I can see the playground from the trees." I paused as I strummed through a part and hummed a tune I couldn't make with my guitar. "And we'll show the neighbor kid, what our love actually means. He's here from out of town, and I heard he's got ADD. We'll climb the tallest branch with a rifle full of dreams... and we'll blow the little dickhead up to smithereens.

"Getting naked, and playing with guns, there's a gerbil in the microwave, the baseball bat, and everyone; sharing kisses and building a bomb. We'll set it off like Microsoft in ninety four. We'll set it off, like Microsoft, in ninety four. We'll set it off like Microsoft in ninety four in our backyard." I rolled my thumb down all the strings to end the song and paused for a minute, finally waking up a bit.

I set my guitar down on the rack and went into the pantry, grabbing a mocha from the case my dad got at Costco before leaving. I downed it in half a minute and went back into my room to play the guitar more.