Circe Cosmetics, Inc.

Story by Hinny Mule on SoFurry

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Meant to include a warning that his story is definitely for adults and not

for children or teens 17 or younger.

Circe Cosmetics, Inc.

by

William W. Kelso

John was surprised, but pleased, that the shipment from Circe Cosmetics, Inc. had

arrived so fast! He got home from work early, and there was the package waiting

on the front steps. Oh boy, he thought, Jenny is going to be so surprised tonight! It

was the anniversary of their first year together, and he wanted it to be special!

He had met Jenny through a Yiffer web site, and was delighted to find she was from

the same area. After a few emails they agreed to meet, and it was heaven from the

start! They both had equine avatars, his was a Horse and hers was a Donkey. He

was a large, but gentle man, and she was a smaller but well proportioned lady. They

had hit it off from the start. They hadn't gotten married yet, but they were seriously

thinking about it! Ever since he'd moved in with her it had been great, so they already

knew they'd get along fine. He was sure he had finally found the mate he was looking

for.

They both took their Yiffing seriously, and even had fur suits. But he didn't really like

them that much as they were just too clumsy. That was when another Yiffer had sent

him an ad for body paints! The stuff was not cheap, but he'd seen photos of others

in body paint and it had turned him on bigtime. He felt that maybe if they gave it a try

it would really spice up their sexual relationship, which was already pretty damn good!

He had ordered enough different colors of the paint to paint himself as a sorrel stallion

and her as a gray and white donkey. She was an excellent artists, her contributions to

the Yiffer arts sites were always eagerly awaited, and he knew she would do a good

jobon both of them. He'd ordered several shades of brown & tan, dark to light gray,

white,and other colors. He'd even gotten a good discount since he'd ordered so many

differentcolors. He quickly checked the contents of the heavy box. Yep! It was all

there! Now to get ready!

Their favorite room in his old house to make love was an old loft in the attic. In the 1900's

it had been the servants quarters, and he'd knocked out all the walls and built a nice large

studio with lots of skylights so it was well lighted. The privacy and natural light made it

perfect for lovemaking, and since it was already a studio it already had all the brushes and

other supplies they might need, plus drop clothes to keep from making a mess! It was

perfect! He spread some clothes, and lined the special body paints up on the table, and

then went downstairs to wait for her to get home. He prepared a special candlelight dinner

and made her favorite dish, Beef Stroganoff.

He was so happy, the surprise dinner had gone off perfectly! She had been expecting him

to take them out for dinner, and had been suitably impressed at his culinary skills! Now that

dinner was over, and the debris cleaned away, he began to nip her on the back of her neck

and make whinnying sounds. She responded with little squeals and brays, so he chased her

around for awhile, until they inevitably ended up in the loft. What about the suits, she'd asked?

He just told her he had an even better surprise waiting for them!

She was a little uncertain when she saw the jars of body paint.

"But Honey, there aren't any contents listed on the labels, what if we're allergic to something?"

"But look, I said, it says all natural ingredients, no artificial dyes or chemicals! And if it was on

the site then it must be OK, I'm sure a bunch of other Yiffers have already tried it out!"

She was always adventurous though, so came around to the idea fairly quickly. It would be worth

a try, she decided, and definitely kinky! They read the instructions, which were very simple! First

one was to take a good bath to remove as many body oils and to get as clean as possible before applying paint, which certainly made sense! Besides, we loved to shower together. Second was

to apply the undercoat first, which would help the colored paints to adhere better without smearing and/or dripping until they were dry. Then after the paint dried, it took about a half hour to dry, then supposedly you could do anything you wanted without the paint coming off or smearing, even in the rain! Last instruction was to be sure to remove the paint with the special solvent within 24 hours of applying. It claimed there would be no residual or any post removal after effects of any kind.

It was just getting dark, so it was time to get naked! We both stripped, and got into the shower together. As we lathered each others bodies it was hard not to start making love right then and

there! God, she's beautiful, I thought as I ran my lathered hands over her breasts, nice perfect buttocks, between her legs! She moaned a little as I lathered her, and I couldn't help but get hard!

And she returned the favor, lathering my chest and back, my own rather large butt, and then did a gentle very thorough job of lathering and rinsing my aching erection and balls! I almost lost it right there, but we both enjoyed serious and long foreplay, so she knew when to back off! We repeated

the process when we rinsed, and then we vigorously toweled one another off. While we waited to

dry off better I gently nipped her on the back of her neck and back, she loved that, and nibbled at

her ears. Then we realized we'd better get to work or it would be too late! So we went back to the studio and got ready to paint one another!

Actually she did most of the work as I'm not nearly the artist she is. First we applied the clear

base coat. It's cold, and tingles, she squealed as I ran the brush over her beautiful body! And

you should have heard me squeal when she applied to me! I was a total wuss, dancing around

and squirming as she, trying to keep from choking she was laughing so hard, chased me around

with the dripping brush! At first it WAS cold, and tingled a little, but it quickly became nice and

warm. This is nice, I thought! Then she carefully applied the colored paints to my body. And oh

it felt sooo good! The paint was warm and smooth as it went on, and I was aroused the whole

time! I could hardly stand it! Usually it just took just one stroke, and she was very careful as she

didn't want to waste any of the paint. She painted my back a dark brown up to the top of my

head, then switched to some lesser browns and tans as she did my belly and insides of my legs

and arms. I closed my eyes while she did my face. She even painted my hands and feet black,

then gave me a white blaze in the center of my forehead, and white stockings on my legs and

arms. The last touch was to paint my scrotum and base of my penis black too. I wasn't so sure

about that bit, but she was so into it by then I didn't say anything. And, oh, how incredibly erotic

the whole process was! Then she used a special brush to blend the colors so they faded into

one another with no real lines. And I was done! It was amazing, I couldn't even feel the paint!

And when she had painted my head and other parts with hair, the hair hadn't even been matted

or anything, the paint just went right to the skin!

We had a couple of old full length dressing mirrors in the studio. and I stood in front of one,

examining myself. The transformation was incredible! The paint was so smooth it was like latex,

and even when I moved there were no creases or wrinkles, it looked like real skin! And I didn't

even look that human anymore! She had so perfectly blended the colors on my face it actually

looked like I had a short muzzle! She was so attentive to detail I noticed she'd even painted my

ass crack black! If I'd had a tail it would have been perfect!

"Well, what do think, she asked?"

I just gave her the most perfect whinny I had ever managed!

"You DO look horsey, my love, she said with a leer!" Now let it dry while I start on myself.

I watched while she did as much of her own body paint as possible, and watching her paint

herself just made me even more aroused! I gave impatient snorts which made her giggle.

Like I said, she was a very talented artist, while I have trouble with coloring books. She did

her own lower body for the most part, her front torso and belly, her arms, and her face using

a mirror. It was left up to me to do most of her back and the back of her head. Fortunately

I pretty much just had to apply the final dark gray paint to those areas. As I did that she

watched in the mirror, telling me what to do. And when I was done she looked just as good

as I did! She was dark gray on top, fading to lighter grays on the sides with a white belly.

She had a white eye-patch around one eye. As with me she even did her own genitals to

look as anatomically correct as possible. She painted her pudenda black, and even her own

butt crack. It really looked real!

Oh yeah, I thought, MUCH better then the fur suits! And at the thought of the fur suits

I thought of a finishing touch! I told her to wait while she dried, and ran downstairs to the

chest we kept the suits in. A short time later I returned with the two tails from the suits!

They were made from real horse and donkey hairs, and had been special ordered. They

could be worn on the suits, or glued on with a kindof special glue. She bent over and

I glued her tail on, and then she glued mine on. The glue was the kind that never really

dried, so while it was very strong it they could still be removed easily. We both posed in

front of the mirrors, admiring our new looks.

"Oh nice, so nice!", she said in a deep throaty voice! Your idea about the paint was super!"

We held each other for awhile, admiring ourselves in the mirrors. It looks so real!, I thought

with delight! And then it was time for the main event!

We slow danced for awhile, no music, just holding one another close. We kissed and explored

one anothers bodies as only true lovers can, always amazed at how beautiful it could be. I found myself getting even more aroused then usual as I kissed a face that was just as much equine as human. She had done her hair up in a single narrow braid, and it felt like a mane when I stroked

her back. We had no inhibitions with one another and I explored every inch of her body, and ran

my fingers inside of her for short periods, and felt her slowly getting wetter and wetter as she

became more aroused too.

Finally we stopped, and she slowly slid down to a kneeling position in front of me. She took my

penis in her mouth and began to slowly suck and tongue me, at the same time gently kneading

and caressing my balls. I held on to the back of her head, my whole body giving soft shudders of pleasure! Oh, God! I loved her so much!

She knew when to back off, and when she was through with me I returned the favor. I moved

around behind her, and she slowly fell forward on to all fours. I dropped down behind her, and

using my fingers I spread her lips and began to tenderly tongue her clitoris and pussy lips and

she pressed back against me, her body trembling, moaning in ecstasy. Like I said, we had no inhibitions, and our only desire and need was to pleasure one another to the best of our abilities.

I had never been with a lover like her!

She suddenly pulled away from me and braced herself, letting out a deep moan, and I knew she

was ready for me! I had never been so excited before! I reared up behind her, and guided my

aching rampant penis into her, pressing my head against her sex, then mounted her , and gave

several strong thrusts, letting out a guttural moan of my own as I slid into her to the hilt! I let my

arms hang down her sides, grasping her with my elbows, and humped her with slow steady

thrusts. I could see her hands grasping the rug in tight fists, and her gasping moans inflamed

my own arousal even more! I began to gently bite her on the back of her neck and back like we

both enjoyed, making deep grunting noises as her own squeals rose in volume. She was bucking under me now, thrusting backward to meet my thrusts!

I knew we were close, God I could hardly stand it! But I wanted to make sure she was ready to

come too! I would slack off, slowing down for awhile, then slowly speed back up. And then she

let out the deep guttural squealing moan I was waiting for, and I sped up, thrusting as hard and

fast as I could, and then exploded in a monumental gut-wrenching orgasm, letting out a sobbing

gasp as I came and came! And we both shuddered together in a long drawn out mutual orgasm,

and finally I collapsed across her back and I think might even have passed out for a few seconds!

It had never been this intense or lasted so long before!

"Oh God!, she murmured, Oh God!", and I thought the same!

It had been one our most longest and most spectacular couplings so far! I had never passed

out like that before, had never felt such release! We held each other for awhile, both content

in our post sex wind-down.

"We'd better check the paint, she finally said. See what kind of a mess we made!"

And so we managed to stagger to our feet, and checked each other out in the big mirrors. And

the paint was perfect! Not a crease, not a rub, not run, even in the wet and moist parts of our

bodies! We were sweating, but it had gone right through the paint!

"Wow, I said, that is dam good paint!!"

She was impressed too! And as we inspected one another I felt my arousal start to return, and

I could tell hers was too! I was very pleased, twice a night for us was not uncommon, but

usually it took a little longer to get "ready" again, but not tonight!

During our next bout of lovemaking it got pretty wild! We started actually fucking sooner then

the last time, with her on her back on a low bench and I was ramming myself into her as fast

and hard as I was able, both of us writhing and flailing in our mutual lust. At one point she

reached up behindher and grabbed the edges of the paint table to help steady herself, and we

didn't even hear it as some of the cans fell off the table and spilled all over the floor. I doubt we

would have heard an atomic bomb go off! The sex was more brutal then we usually went in for,

but neither of us gave a damn!

Finally I felt another orgasm approaching, and again we both screamed in mutual agonizing

ecstasy as we exploded in perfect harmony! GOD, what a woman I thought! We rolled off the

bench onto to the floor still embracing, and kissed one another gently for awhile as we calmed

down and caught our breaths. And eventually we moved to the couch, and wrapped in one

anothers arms we fell into a deep mutually satisfied sleep.

When I woke up at first I was startled when I saw a bestial face next to mine! I pulled away, and

then saw her and my own bodies looked like animals! OH!, the paint! Now I remember! And, oh

man, what a night! I was pretty proud of myself! Best investment I ever made! She was still

asleep, so I went to the small upstairs bathroom and rinsed out my mouth and brushed my teeth.

Time for some mouth wash too! I looked at the paint on my face in the mirror, and thought again

about what a super job she had done! I spun around looking at myself in the mirror, my tail fanning

behind me. Boy would I hate taking it off!

Refreshed I walked back into the room, and sneaking up on her I gently pinched her butt, then hid behind the couch.

"Whaa?", she said sleepily, but didn't wake up. She always was a hard sleeper!

I went to the small fridge and got a big piece of ice, and snuck back over behind the couch again.

I reached over and rubbed against a nipple, and she made flubbing sounds and brushed at her

breast. OK!, this calls for drastic action I thought! So I ran the ice down her back to the little

dimple at the base of her spine, right above her tail, and held it there!

"Yeeooowich!" she yelled, and jumped up, wide awake now.

She heard me laughing, and attacked me! "You brute!" she screamed, tying to be serious but

laughing at the same time! We tousled for awhile, and ended up lying on the carpet kissing.

And to my surprise we soon became aroused again! Oh my, I thought, as my penis began to

rise again!

She felt me rubbing against her, and said "Oh my!, what a randy stallion you are, big boy!"

And when I was rock hard and rampant again, she suddenly straddled me and lowered herself

onto my waiting hardness!

"Ohhhhhhh!" I moaned.

"Horseys that play with ice must be punished!" she said in a mock severe scolding voice.

We seldom did it in this position as she usually enjoyed having my weight on top of her, but this

time it was fantastic! I had never felt so hard, or large, before! She was nice and tight as she

ground down on me, pinning me to the floor. I bucked underneath her as she rode me, thrusting

up to meet her as often as I could! And after what seemed like forever she suddenly threw back

her head and let out a squeal that was so loud I thought it might scare the neighbors! And then

I exploded inside of her, my own guttural bellow of lust and satiation echoing hers! Three times,

I thought, a record!! With final gasps and moans, she dismounted from me and got shakily to

her feet.

"Well!", she said!"

All I could do was say, "Well, Indeed!"

Then she looked at a clock and said, "Do you know what time it is! We've been up all night

and day! Good thing its Saturday, and it's almost dark! At least we didn't have to go work

today!", then added, "God I'm hungry!"

And I realized I was starving too! She went in the bathroom to clean up, and I went down the

stairs to the kitchen to fix us a late lunch, or early dinner, or whatever. We both like Caesar

Salad, so made us both nice big bowls. She came down a few minutes later, and we both

pigged out.

"Man, she said, this is good, I was starving!"

We still had the paint on I realized, but I hadn't really thought much about it. It still felt very

comfortable, and as far as I could see had never even smeared or cracked, despite our mutual acrobatics all night long.

"Well, that was good!, she said. I guess we'd better get this paint off now, but I really hate too.

It IS so kinky!"

"We've got plenty more though.", I said. "Lets make this a regular weekend thing honey!" "I'd

like that!", she said!

We went back up to the studio loft, and quickly found out we had a big problem, and a big

mess on our hands. The tarp over the paint table had been pulled partially off, and several

of the jars of paint had fallen off, and most had spilled!

"Oh great!, she said, how did this happen!"

"Uh, honey, if you remember the second time around, you grabbed the table for, um, support."

"Oh yeah, she said, and boy did I need it!" She started picking up the jars, then said, Oh

Crap!, this is the jar with the paint solvent, and its empty! What the hell are we going to do!"

I scratched at the paint on my arm, and it didn't show any sign of coming off. "Guess we could

try a hot shower?" I said.

So we both got in the shower and turned it up as hot as we could stand. We lathered each

other up as best we could, and rubbed and rubbed, and the paint wouldn't come off, not even

a little! Even when we scrubbed so hard it hurt! And then we found out that our tails wouldn't

come off either!

"What the hell, I can't my the tail off!", she said!

"Hold still!", I told her, let me take a look, we must have used too much of that glue! I squatted

down behind her, and examined where the tail was attached, and felt a strange shiver go down

my spine!

What the? I couldn't TELL where her tail was attached! It seemed to go right into her body, and

there was no sign of any glue, or the pad at the base of the tail the hair was sewn to! And I didn't remember that patch of gray hair at the base of her spine either! I felt another shiver go down my

spine, and felt MY tail twitch! With a yell I jumped up!

"What the HELL!" I said very loudly.

"Dam it, she said, don't DO that! You scared me!"

"My, My tail, I blurted out, it it MOVED!" And, Oh God, I felt it move again, swishing against

the back of legs! "What's going on!", I yelled!

She had her own tail in her hand now, and gave it a violent pull, and I saw the look of horror

on her face as she said "Ouch! OhmyGod I Felt that! John, she said, what's happening!

I'm scared! And my skin itches!" And started scratching at herself!

And then I realized my skin was starting to burn some, and itch horribly too, all over! God!,

I thought, as I desperately started scratching at myself!

And finally the body paint started to come off, but I moaned in growing horror as whereever the

paint came off there was HAIR or fur underneath. I kept desperately scratching and pulling off

bigger pieces of paint, not understanding what was happening! And she was the same,

scratching and gouging at her own body, revealing patches of gray and white fur or hair as

the paint came away!

"John! she screamed, What's happening to us!"

And then I felt a growing aching pain in my feet! "Ohhhh, God!", I sat down with a moan and

started to massage my feet, Ohh God it hurts! And helplessly I watched as my toes on one

foot began to grow together, bursting free of the coat of paint! I managed to pull the rest of the

paint off of that leg, to reveal brown and white hair, and my foot kept changing!

I heard a squeal of pain from Jenny, and looking up saw her sitting on the floor holding her own

feet and moaning, and I could see her tail swishing around on the floor behind her!

"Whaaaat's haaapppennning she sobbed, oh John it hurts so bad, I'm scared!"

I looked down at my feet again, and my foot had completely changed in to what I recognized

as a hoof! And the paint on my right foot was starting to split and peel off, and I could feel that

foot starting to change too! It hurt, Oh God, it hurt! I tried to stand up, but it hurt too much

and I fell to my knees, but only on one knee as my left leg was now longer then my right, and

the shape was different!

With a guttural squeal I dragged myself to Jenny, and managed to put my arms around her

shoulders. She was staring down in horror at her legs, both of which now ended in hooves!

And almost her whole body was now covered in hair! She looked up at me, a look of horror

and disbelief on her face.

"John, she moaned, please help me! Make it stop! It hurts, it hurts so bad!"

And she suddenly arched in my arms and moaned in pain. The paint, its got to be the paint!,

I thought, the instructions, maybe! With a grunt of pain I managed to get to my feet, and

staggered over to the table.

As I did I caught sight of myself in one of the mirrors. OH MY GOD, I thought, that Can't be

ME!! In the reflection in the mirror a large brown creature was leaning against the table, from

the waist down it was equine now, strong powerful hind legs ending in hoofs, long black tail

swishing in agitation! And the whole body was covered in hair, and I noticed for the first time

I was growing a mane on back of my head and neck! All of a sudden I arched my back in

agony as I felt my spine start to change, and I could hear bones snapping and popping as

they changed! "WAAAWWHH!" I moaned, and when I looked in the mirror again my back

was wider and my body was longer!

And then I suddenly realized I was getting an erection! "UH, UGGGGGH, oh oh!" I moaned!

I looked down between my legs and could see my penis lengthening and thickening, and

changing its shape!! OHHHH, pleease NO, I thought! The head sunk in to itself, flattening,

and the color was changing, becoming a mottled black and pink!

And then all of a sudden I orgasmed, and there was no pleasure, only pain! And again, and

again! I bellowed in agony at the brutally painful ejaculations! Once my loins had voided

themselves of their human seed, I could feel my testicles growing and swelling to over flowing

as a new powerful seed filled them. "UUGGHUUURR!" I squealed! Then it was over, and

breathing in ragged gasping breaths I looked down at myself again, at the huge equine penis

now hanging down as it withdrew into its sheath, and at my huge black testicles.

"NUUUUUHH!!" I moaned. Oh God Oh Pleeaassse God! And I heard another scream from

Jenny, a soul wrenching one of agony! "NOOoooo, I moaned, Jenny!"

OH MY GOD, I thought again, and looking around I finally found the instructions pamphlet!

And noticed that on one of my hands my fingers had started to grow together! No No NO!

I moaned. By holding the pamphlet down with my changing hand I managed to flip the

pages with the one that was still human! I found the last page, and read:

"This Corporation is in no way responsible for any side effects of our Product due to failure

to remove our special paints within the prescribed time period. We appreciate your using

Circe Cosmetics, Inc. fine products".

"Nooo, I whimpered! Oh God, my one hand was a hoof now, and that arm was getting longer

and changing shape! I heard a muffled moan from Jenny, and turned to see that she had fallen

over on her side and was thrashing in pain!

"Noooo, Jeenyy, I'm soo sooorrrry! I didn't knoooww!" I said helplessly.

I started to throw the pamphlet across the room, then on the back cover I saw "For Customer

Relations, call this number". Oh, thank God! I thought! Then I had to brace myself against

the table as another streak of pain ran through me, this time up my neck and into my face!

"OOHH, UUUGGGHHHH, Godddd!", I moaned.

I dropped down from the table and tried to stand up, but I couldn't! My back didn't want to

bend that way anymore! I managed to stagger over to the phone, but when I tried to dial

was horrified to see my remaining human hand was starting to change too! Already my

three smaller fingers had grown together!

"NO, NO, pleeaaase, no!, this can't be real, this can't be happening!

Then I had to pause as more even pain racked my body, and I felt my upper and lower jaws

cracking, and staring to stretch! I screamed at the pain "NUUUUUGGGHHNEIGH!!! Finally

the pain lessened momentarily, and I managed to dial the number, and on the first ring it was answered!

"Hello, this Circe Cosmetics, Inc. CustomerSservice, how may I be of assistance?"

Thank God I thought! I had had to drop the phone because I could no longer hold it, but it

had landed upright and could still hear it OK.

"UH UH RRR! I said, NO! UHH I UURRR HEEPPP USS PUHLAZZ!" I manged to grunt!

I ran my tongue over large rubbery lips and big square teeth! Oh God, I can't talk anymore!!

I realized in horror!

"PUUUUHHHlLZZZ! UR NEH NEH!" I managed to blurt out!

Finally I threw back my head and let out a loud "WHHHHIIIINNNNYYYY!" of frustration and

growing rage!

"I'm sorry, the lady said, but we do not tolerate prank phone calls! Have a nice day!", and

hung up!

"NNNNNAAAA WWHHHIIIINYYY!" I shrilled!

Please don't hang up, please, we need help! but I could only snort and stomp my feet in rage!

I reared up in anger and bumped my head on the ceiling, and when my front hoofs came down

I smashed the heavy table in two! And then I heard a soft whimper from behind me! Jenny!!!

She was still lying on her side, her transformation, like mine, was finally complete! She was

lying in a mess of paint peelings, but there was no longer any paint on her body. She had

become a female donkey!

And looking in the mirror I realized I was now entirely a horse, and had also grown to the correct

size somehow! With a soft nicker of concern I leaned down and gently nibbled at her face, lipping

her nose tenderly. I so wanted to hold her, but I couldn't!

She gave a soft snort, and suddenly leaned up and looked around. At me, at herself, and I could

see she was still confused. With a snort she lurched to her hooves, and let out a long sad Bray

of distress, and when she looked up at me tears were running down her face. I gave another

nicker and gently licked her tears away and nuzzled her blowing into her muzzle.

I'm so sorry, my love, I'm so sorry! I had no idea this would happen, this is impossible!, I thought.

She put her head against my side, her whole body shuddering. We stayed like that for awhile, her leaning against me and both of us shuddering, trying to come to grips with what had happened.

After awhile I realized how nice she smelled, and I started to realize she was in estrus! Unable

to help myself I found myself snuffling at her rump! No, I thought, stop this! But I couldn't! God

help me, I felt myself start to become aroused! And again I snuffled her rump, and her sexual

fluids were flowing! Ohhhhhh Goddd! I thought, I can't, I can't help myself! I was fully aroused

now, my massive penis fully extended with pre dripping from the tip!

And she'd caught the scent of my arousal by now, and was looking at me over her shoulder in confusion, but that confusion was fading and starting to be replaced by her own arousal!

I snuffled at her again, rearing up a little, and gave a questioning squeal! She answered my

squeal with one of her own! With a low guttural nicker I approached, and she watched as

I approached, and then lifted her tail for me. With a guttural squeal I mounted her, and because

of my size was able to almost completely straddle her.

My front hooves were actually touching the ground as I pinned her between my front legs with

my weight, and began to service her in powerful lunging thrusts! As I thrust into her I gently

bit the back of her head and neck, gripping her mane, as somehow I knew she liked that! And

finally I orgasmed, hearing her own squealing bray of pleasure, as I flagged my tail and passed

out from the ecstasy!

I mounted and serviced the Jenny many more times over the next couple of days. I don't know

at what point any memories of ever having been human left us, but it was probably for the best.

A few days later some firemen broke in the front door of house. They had been called by the

Police because of a missing persons report, plus complaints of "loud funny noises" coming

from the house.

They were quite surprised and shocked to find a horse and a donkey in an upstairs loft, evidently

left there by the owners for whatever reason.

"Man, what a Godawful mess, and it stinks!" said one cop.

"At least they're friendly", said another as he scratched the donkeys ears.

"Yeah, said the first, what kind of lowlifes would leave two animals alone like this! And why the

hell did they put them up here!"

"Who knows!", said the second cop.

And in our forage for food between matings, I had unfortunately eaten the pamphlet, the only

possible clue. But of course I didn't know that, we were just happy to see people as we

instinctively knew they would take care of us.

We neighed and nickered in greeting to the humans, we were hungry!

We were turned over to a local vet, and as we had no tattoos or other markings that would

identify our owners or medical records. He checked us out and found us to be in good health.

And, he noted, the donkey was also pregnant.

He put a notice on some websites, and soon found a good owner to adopt us. The owner was

very pleased with his new stock, and we were quickly groomed and shod and made welcome

in our new home. It was a nice airy stable with large stalls and plenty of fresh hay. And there

were plenty of other horses, mules, and donkey to make friends with, and we were soon

accepted as members of the herd.

As it was still mating season he paired his new stallion with several ripe Jenny's and Mares, and

was more then pleased with my performance.

He was a kind owner, and noticing his new Sorrel stallion and donkey Jenny seemed very

attached to one another, and became restless and agitated if separated for long, he never

sold one of us off. He even gave us adjacent stalls. And I sired many fine Hinny Mules with

her over the years. And we were completely content and happy.