What a Dark Secrets Does Thou Hold?
Yay I wrote a half decent story for once, I got most if the spelling correct and gramma too, I think, I'm a fucking scientist not an English teacher why should I learn that shit! There are a few misplaced caps of that I am sure, but this is for a friends birthday so I had the motivation and drive the make it. Dunno why put I think I'm starting to like this paring, it's....well cute.
"LEADER-SAMAAAAAA!!!" Pein flinched as he heard the cheery yell of foreboding doom, with a deep sigh he looked up from his desk "now what" he grumbles. Rimmon, who was reporting in from her mission, shrugs "She's your problem" she chuckles morbidly as she strode toward the door, only to get hit in the face when Hoshimi slammed the door open. Clenching her fists Rimmon looked as though she was about to rearrange the younger girls face, in the geography of Hoshimi's face mountains would rise and continents would shift, but her temper was dismissed as Pain raised a hand gesturing for her to calm down, turning around she stormed out with one well build arm she slammed the door shut so hard it almost came of its hinges.Pein looked at the door to make sure it wasn't to badly damaged and blinked than looked back to Hoshimi, raising a brow when he notices her flustered state "What happened?" He had to admit he is curious"Deidara isn't a girl!" He groaned thinking 'of course it be something ridiculous' "And you finally realised this?" He said with a deadpan look"Well yes sh..he" she corrected herself "showed me." She made a rather disgusted pouty face, shaking her head as if trying desperately to get the image out of her mind "HE WHAT!?" He asked anger clear in his voice as he got up from his desk. "Well he showed me I didn't believe him until he pulled his...umm? leader-sama?? Where'd he go?"-elsewhere in the hideout"No art is a mangled corpse laying sprawled out in the snow" "You don't know the true meaning of art you fool, it's an explosion Un!" Right when Rimmon was about to 'correct' him Pein barged in interrupting the argument of the 'artist' and the 'butcher' "DEIDARA!" The blonde in question turned to face the leader "Yeah?, What is it, un" Without a word Pein grabbed him from the front of his cloak and shoved him to the wall with a loud thud "What the hell, un!?" -meanwhile Hoshimi was searching room to room for leader-sama"Leader-sama!?" She called out looking around "were he go!" She flung open the door to Hidan, kakuzu and Kira's room "leader-sama?" She poked her head only to have it slammed in her face by an angry Jashinist in the middle of his prayers "maybe not" she trotted along to Tobi and Deidara's room and ,this time, cautiously opened the door and was greeted with "Tobi's a good boy!" She growled and shut the door leaving a confused and lonesome Tobi standing on the other side staring at the door. "Where is heeee?!" Right when she was about to have a sulk in a corner she heard things breaking, screaming and a few choice words. She ran over to the direction of the rowdy commotion only to see an unconscious Deidara and a chuckling Rimmon. "What happened!?" Hoshimi crouched by the artist and nudged him a bit "Deidei! Can you hear me!? Don't die! Rimmon-chan what happened!?"she panicked looking around "Leader happened." Rimmon chuckled darkly, she as such a
sicko when it came to violence, as she left the scene with a bounce in her step."What?...wait! Where's leader!?" But the demonic masochist was already gone or she was just ignoring Hoshimi, like usual. "What is it with you and Deidara?" A deep voice asked. Looking up to its owner she smiled "Leader-sama!" She bounced up and hugged him "Why did you leave?" She inquired with her best doe eyed face. He just scratched his cheek for an extended period of time, making Hoshimi impatient "I had to handle something." He muttered "but why did you hurt Deidei?" He glares at the twitching body "Because, what he did is classified indecent and he must learn not to do it again." He stated flatly though this excuse wasn't very good, thank god she was dense, she looked up at him annoyed with a faint rose blush tinting her cheeksWhile she started to ramble about how disturbing the sight was, Pein pinched the bridge of his nose and let out an irritated sigh, and groaned, Why did he put up with her so much, A brief hug brought him out of his thoughts, "WHO WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!!!!????" Tobi screeched ruining the moment at the ideal moment, hearing that she tried wiggling out of Pein's grip and looked up with chibi eyes "I want to play.." She uttered cutely making him sigh and shake his head "Go play" he grumbled wonder why he even let you and Tobi into the akatsuki. A broad smile crossed her face and as soon as he let her go she ran off to find Tobi "TOBI!!! I'LL PLAY!!" She called out looking around "YAYY!!"Pein left the room shortly after and headed straight to his office shaking his head in disbelief and looks up at the ceiling "Of All women. I fancy with the girl version of Tobi." He sighed as he sees her run past him and face plant "Owie, Tooooobiiii, I'm coming to geeeeet you." She cackled insanely as she got up and ran again, He chuckles and smiles as she got up and sprinted away. 'That mustn't be all there is to you, what dark secrets does thou hold?' He snickered sitting back down.