The amazing escape
#2 of short storys
Idk wtf this is, bassically got bored waiting for this shit to end
I was 9:00 in the morning, class starts, we as per usual start talking some book I really don't give a fuck about and write something paragraph on it, the clock ticks to 9:10
We start back at the book, why?, because school fucking sucks that's why but what was about to happen would forever haunt me, the announcements come on
"Good morning everyone today at 9:30 we will be coming together to sing and shit about the lord" or whatever he said, I don't exactly pay much attention to anything that go's on or around the school so I just turn on music and block it out, especially since I'm not exactly religious whatsoever
But..wait.. SINGING AND SHIT ABOUT THE LORD?!
Awwwweeeee fuck sticks, that's when it happened, I booked t or the door grabbing my bag and my precious coffee, the teacher screamed
"GET HIM!"
I turned back behind me to see an army of skeletons raising from the ground, shields and swords in hand
HOLY SHIT! WHY DO WE HAVE A SKELETON ARMY!?
I scream as I continue my trek across the hallway, I stop at my.locker and fumble with the lock, it had my bio books and I had homework
Shit shit come on come on! ! Open
A skeleton raises it weapon behind me and before it strikes
"..wait.. dude alright turn it the full way around clockwise, get to your first number, counter clockwise second number, then third clockwise again third number"
The lock clicks open, I pull out my books and close the locker with a "Click"
Oh thanks man
The sword swipes down narrowly missing my face as I book it to the southern entrance as I ran outside I whistled for my ride outside
A giant blue dragon dropped from the sky
"Religion stuff?" She calmly asked as she landed
YES!, THEY HAVE FUCKING SKELETONS DUDE
I jumped onto her back and we fled I looked down as the skeletons ran out but stopped just outside the doors
GUYS GUYS!!, we can't leave the school we'll get in serious shit
I laughed triumphently as me and my dragon flew, in mere minutes we landed in my backyard
"Wow, that was a close call"
As I walked into my house I pulled out a small chicken and a sandwich and we happily ate enjoying the escape I just pulled and being free from sitting in a cramped place listening to people preach about some shit.
THE END
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