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Five years ago...

I woke up feeling strange and quite groggy. It had been a long night between tossing, turning, and feeling nauseous, and the streange sensation of my body stretching and growing and changing. Needless to say it hurt,,, alot. I went to the bathroom and had the lights out. I just seemed to know light would hurt like hell. So I took care of the basics and headed for the door to get the paper before I got dressed for work. Only when I stepped outside I was in for a serious shock.

You ever see the remake of Dawn of the Dead? when everything really goes to hell in the begining of the movie? Well what I saw wasn't that bad, but there was a hell of alot of chaos going on outside my house. I actually had to do a double take. I saw Werewolves, and werecats, and were animals of various types, both chasing people and being chased by people. A few of those people saw me and began heading my way. I quickly went inside, and slammed the door shut, locking and bolting it to protect me. I made my way to the phone and dialed work to tell them I wouldn't be able to make it, but no one answered. I guess I was off the hook for no call no show. I then sat down and watched the news.

"Reports are now coming in a new virus called the Anthro virus is infecting many people turning them into animal human hybrids. No one knows the wheres or the whys, all we know is right now there is panic and confusion in the streets. Stay in your homes. If you have been infected stay in your homes and call a hospital to be checked out, but do not leave your homes until things have quelled down. Needless to say I was shocked as hell, but even more so when I went to get a soda and passed a mirror in my living room. I almost pissed myself right there. I saw a werewolf looking back at me. Black fur and silver lines of fur running from my eyes all the way down my side. I reached behind me and found a nice streamlined wolfs tail, sighing as I realised I didn't turn into a skunk. What can I say on a day as hectic as this you find happiness and relief where you can.

Well I called the hospital and set up an appointment for a week later and hid out in my house. the rioting died down three days later, and after that I was given a clean bill of health, and returned home, only to get a message on my voice mail saying I was fired for not showing up for work all week. Great, a perfect end to a perfect week. I sat down on the couch and held my head in my hands.

Today...

I got lucky two weeks after getting fired I got a job working for a radio station. I also got my name changed. I am now Timber Wulff, the new voice of KQUA's Heavy Metal late night show. I also get to do advice for Anthros and humans in love. We anthros are now accepted. Sometimes with a little trepidation, but we are here and there is no cure, our DNA has been rewritten. I'll tell you how we found out who was behind the Anthro Virus sometime, you'll laugh. Anyway, back to the story at hand.

"I had just gotten a call during my advice segment. First call of the night, and it was a female. She told me since she had gone through the change her life has gone to hell. Her husband left her, she was fired by an Anthro hating boss, and was temporarily homeless because she couldn't find a job. She was doing slightly better, but was still depressed. She commented that she was thinking of commiting suicide. I was shocked. Normally Anthros and humans call for little piddly shit, like love, sex, things like that. I had to do something fast.

"Listen." I said to her. tell me about yourself. How old are you, what species did you change into, tell me about you." She respon ded that she had been changed into a Dragon, she was 23, and she was 5'5 125 lbs, with green eyes. She had a few boyfriends, but all they wanted was sex with the freak. I reminded her that she was not a freak as 1/3 of the world was now Anthro of one type or another. She paused and said she felt so alone. Even other anthros didn't like her. I said, how can that be? " she didn't know. I shook my head and smiled as inspiration struck."What's your name?" I asked."Manda" was the wuick response."Well Manda, if you're going to do this deed, and I really think you shouldn't, then give ma a last request." She paused thinking."All right, but I'm not sleeping with you." I chuckled."That's all right this is to be for your pleasure, not mine. I'm hosting a show tonight at the furry tail bar and grill, and I want her to come and be the guest of honor. She paused again. I was a bit worried she would decline, but smiled when I heard."All right, I'll come but it's only to meet you face to face and say good bye, and thank you for listening here tonight." Then she hung up the phone.

I hit the button for a song without a segueway and pondered for a moment and figured out exactly how to do this. As soon as the song ended I got on the microphone and announced the party again with Manda as the guest of honor. We're gonna do this right and have a blast for everyone including our guest of honor. I spent every hour pitching ths party, and telling everyone who heard me they needed to be there. I guaranteed there will be no party like this again, as I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fired for this."

My shift ended and I got my promos out of the way, quickly heading for the door before my boss a human man who usually has a good head on his shoulders stepped in front of me just as I got to the door."Care to explain why you're celebrating a womans suicide?" I just looked at him. At my size I could rip his head off, but he was a friend and knew he could get away with this kind of movement."If I play this right she wont be commiting suicide at all. Although I will need someone to give her tax forms, I'm gonna hire her for a job as my co host, and we can save her hopefully." My boss nodded and stepped out of the way as I headed ot the car and drove off. Twnety minutes I got to the club. The broadcasting stuff was up and working. I found a nice chair and set it on the stage next to the stuff. People were already thereand partying I seriously wished Manda would show up, otherwise all hope was lost. I even made sure she was on the guest list and given free entrance. About 20 minutes after we started I saw a woman with lizard scales come in and somehow I knew it was our depressed Dragoness. She was fucking Gorgeous. Someone took a supermodel and put lizard scales on her. I pointed the spotlight at her and announced her as our guest of honor. She smiled slightly as I came down to her and walked with her up to the stage and motioned for her to sit down, which she did quickly.

"Manda, you have made a comment to me on my show and was heard by all these people and since you are here tonight, I am going to try to dissuade you. First off I want to give you a job." I turned to look at the crowd and announced."From here on in if she'll take the job Manda will be joining me on my late night show. I think she has the skill to handle the microphone and me very well. The crowd hooted and hollered in joy, as Manda paused for a moment, her eyes wide in surprise."What are you doing?" She hissed at me."Taking away your reasons for suicide. You say you lost your job, and your husband and feel abandoned. well obviously you're not abandoned, we've solved the job thing, now we'll take care of the other stuff. i told the D.J. broadcasting to keep this going, no music, as I announced to the crowd we were going to have some fun tonight. I was going to go on the auction block, any woman who wins me get me for the night no questions asked, and every penny would go to getting Manda back on her feet, but before that we're gonna find Manda some love. Manda Blushed a red green color as she looked surprised again. I soothed any concerns here by telling the audience this is for a real chance at love if ou're just looking for sex stay out of the competition. I know she's hot but she's more than a body. She's smart, and emotional and I'll bet full of love to give to the right person. I got a few men who came up. The ones who wanted just sex took a step forward and then stopped knowing it would be wrong. I smiled when they stopped as I looked at her five choices. "All right guys, let's get this started. Again if you intend to break this womans heart walk away now or deal with me." None of them moved.

Well instead of boring you with a play by play of our dating game style program. Let's just say Manda found a cat man who matched everything she was looking for in a man. I gave them time to get to know each other while we did a promo spot, thencame my auction. Honestly I never knew I had that many female fans. Needless to say we raised over 5 thousand dollars for Manda, and I was sold to a gorgeous Avian woman, soft feathers and a balcony you could do shakespear off of.

As the night ended Manda and Jeremy, her new man told me they were going to get food and get to know each other. I told Manda to come to the studio Monday at 6 p.m." She smiled at me and promised she would be there, and thanks for saving her life. I smiled as they left. The tech guys did tear down and I stood enjoying my drink when my bird woman wrapped her arms around me."Your mine tonight."She whispered before she stuck out her tongue and licked my ear. I perked up in more ways than one at what was to come that night for me.

The end of the beginning

Next Chapter: I get some tail, and Feathers, and alot more...