country pie contest
i'm not dead and to prove it here is a story
It was a nice morning twilight woke up to the sound of her door being pounded on. She looked and yawned spike still asleep so to not disturb him and have a cranky dragon she decided to go to see who it was. "If its rainbowdash I'm going to use my mind wiping spell to make sure she never heard of daring do, as she'll be asking if the latest books out" She opened the door and instead of the blue and rainbow mane Pegasus it was an orange pony, not a Pegasus but an earth pony, it was applejack. "Twilight, ah need your help, today's the big pie eating contest and she's heard about it!" Applejack pushed twilight in and shut the door closing it too "Pie eating contest? Who is coming? Why do you need my help?" Twilight asked yawning "No time to explain, I need you to make me have a consent empty belly, she will win and worst she'll eat us out of house and farm! "They call her, the cow with no full belly, the big eater, she's a destroyer! She eats until there's nothing left! And I mean nothing left!" Applejack said looking and running around looking at twilight's spell books "AJ, I can't just do a spell, she doesn't sound that bad maybe you're jumping the gun following old goose tales" As twilight spoke a glass of water started to shake, the water was for her in case she had a saw throat "She's here! You work on that spell! I'm going to go protect my farm unless she's already eaten it!" Applejack ran off towards her farm not wanting to take the risk, Twilight looked and saw a very well rounded bovine walk into town; she was the size of 5 cows and built like a bull. The bovine looked around and saw the purple pony; she then turned and walked towards the tree which shock and trembled from her steps. "Hello pony of magic, is this where the pie eating contest is? Only I feel like destroying another town" She chuckled and laughed "Um yes it is but I'm not sure when it is, now I must be off to um do spells hope you enjoy your stay in what is pony Ville" Twilight closed the door and woke spike, to help look for a book After a long reading of books twilight raced to the farm, but there was the big cow she was already eying up the trees full of apples. Applejack was busy sending her away, pushing and shoving, but she would just sit, big Mac kicked her but all that did was make her fat jiggle. She soon knew she wasn't wanted so left, to feed on something else. "Twilight! Ah see you've meet Bessie, the only cow to be able to eat her own weight in food then ask for seconds" Applejack said as she watched the cow leave her steps still being heard "Indeed she going to eat pony Ville, I have the spell though, one for a never full belly it should last for a day if my power is enough" Her horn glowed and it hit AJ, her body glowed with magic she then gasped as her belly seemed to just go, there was no belly just a space. "That's great twilight; now then let's show that bovine that she can't just eat whole places" Applejack whistled and out came big Mac with a cart load of apple pies, cooked a few days ago but fresh smelling. As he walked to the town square applejack smiled and there was another pony there, he was a wonder bolt it was sorin, he loved pie. As the ponies gathered the other sets of pies where pulled out, there where three rounds or three sets of pies to eat. Set one was cherry pies made by berry punch and friends. The second set of pies was blue berry made by miss's cake and pinkie pie from sugar cube corner. The final course of pies where the apple pies, but they where very filling as they where meant to be, after one you didn't want any more you just wanted to rest. Mayor mare got up and taped some papers; she then spoke to the ponies, "Good morning ponies, it is with great pleasure that I welcome you to the 15th pie eating contest, we have the winner and eater of anything, Miss Bessie," The crowd clapped and stamped there feet "Our very own wonderbolt the fast eater of pies, sorin!" The crowd cheered as they waved there Wonderbolts banners cheering him on, "And pony Ville's very own pie maker and today a pie eater, applejack from sweet apple acres" The crowd cheered and applejack too her place on the end after putting her pies to the side, "Hope y'all ready to lose Bessie," Applejack said as the pies where put in front of them, "Hope you're ready to see how eating is supposed to be done!" She replied sorin just looked at them not sure what to think other then eating the pies, Mayor mare blew her whistle top start the contest the three started to eat their pies. Bessie ate one then another then another only stopping to take a glug of water. Applejack ate slower but she too was matching Bessie pie for pie. Both cow and pony ate, sorin had 5 before falling backwards and being carted off to nurse red heart for stomach pains. Applejack and Bessie finished the first set of pies at the same time; both looked at each other as they started on the second course of pies. Both ate and glared at each other, Bessie belly swelled but she kept on eating. Applejacks belly swelled she looked 4 months pregnant, but neither was giving up or slowing. Both of them tucked into the second load of pies eating and keeping an eye on there pie dish count. After the second load of pies had gone Bessie was quite full she only just ate the final pie, it would seem even she had a limit to the amount of food she could eat. Applejack then started before her on the 3rd course of pies her own apple pies she was used to eating daily so shovelling down more then normal was easy for her. Bessie ate the lovely apple pies but only managed 6 before she dived head first into the 7th, applejack kept on eating, but her body started to change which worried twilight. "Oh no the spells not warring off, it's still going" Twilight tried to get AJ to stop eating but AJ kept on eating, more and more of her own pies, After she had finished her course of pies mayor mare was going to give her the prize but she just ate that munching on it and then swallowing it thinking that it was another pie, well it was pie shaped. Ponies ran as she got up her whole body now one big mass of fat and flab, she then burped and sent ponies flying with the shock waves. She got up and picked the cart up that had the rest of Bessie's pies on eating them and growing more, she then ate what was left of sorins which was a load growing bigger and not stopping. She then looked now touching the sky's with her mass she moved a leg and crushed the wooden stage. By now Bessie had recovered from the pie and saw what was going on. "APPLEJACK STOP!" Twilight said but there was no reply, instead only a moan which was more like a roar for more Applejack moved slowly and towards the cake shop, she then tore it from the ground and started to eat everything in it, misses cake screamed as in the mist of it was her babies and her hubby, he hung on for dear life but the beam that he was hanging onto gave way and he fell towards the waiting mouth holding onto the kids. Twilights horn shoot some magic and caught them before they where eaten, she put them down and then applejack put the house down as there was nothing left inside to eat. It crashed as it landed hardly anything left to hold it up so it fell to the ground. The babies cried and so did the cakes another home destroyed the last time was derpy now applejack had destroyed there home. Applejack then moved again slowly from her new mass body weight she was going towards the farm. "This is all my fault, and there's no way of stopping her" She then felt a very heavy hoof on her back she turned and saw Bessie, "There is but it's a bit risky, you'll need a rope and two very strong trees, ones that might break, but only after what I'm planning" Twilight looked and there was Bessie giving her advice on how to stop the now very large and fat applejack, Bessie was licking up the remains of the mess of pies on her front. "How do you mean?" Twilight asked not sure what the cow meant, "I thought you ate whole places, not caring, eating until you are full" She said looking at her glaring, "I was till I turned out like that, after wards I learned to control myself, and I know how to stop your friend, but we need to act fast" She moved and grabbed some rope from what was left of the banner for the pie eating contest, "Take this and put it around two trees, now we need to get up there to distract her otherwise she'll just step over it" The bovine ran and for a cow she was very fast twilight followed only just able to keep up with her, they went around AJ so as to not be seen then find two trees which where on the path to where she was heading, Both Bessie and twilight tied the rope around the trees twilight used her magic to make sure the trees wouldn't break. "You all tied up Bessie? And what will this do?" Twilight shouted and asked not sure what would happen, "Yes, well the only way to make her stop is to empty her belly and the only way to do that is to make her fall onto her belly," She said watching, "Twilight, AJ's eating all the food along here, how are you going to stop her?" She said looking "Well we need some pony to distract her, and I think your be prefect" Twilight said as her horn glowed and there was a fake cup cake the size of a cart Twilight's friend rainbowdash grabbed the giant cupcake that had been made from magic it was just an illusion, not real but it sure looked like the real thing. Applejack moved and then saw the farm she moved towards it, but was then annoyed by a bug it was rainbowdash she then held up the cup cake in front of her. "Hay big girl, you want this? Follow me then!" She flew off applejack trying to grab the cupcake, not watching where she was going more focused on the cup cake. Up ahead the two waited then they saw RD fly past followed by a loud pony now more after the cupcake then anything else. Applejack's first hoof hit the rope making her look down she then started to fall, the rope kept it shape then the trees bent and groaned under the weight, AJ just yelled like when she fell over and boy did she fall. She fell and landed on her belly, this sent and wave of air though her or from below her belly area she burped and out flew loads of cakes and the contents of the cakes bakery and then the trophy, then the pies, this dramatic lose of food made AJ shrunk fast. A few moments of this and AJ was back to her normal size if a little bigger she still had quite a full belly, but she was back to her normal size. "Twilight, what happened? Bessie! Your not eating my farm, go back from where you cam from!" Applejack said looking at her a little confused at what was going on, "Applejack! You've no idea what you've done do you?!" Twilight said as she stopped her friend from pushing the bovine away "I knew what I did; I'm winning that pie eating contest" She said but then twilight stopped her and explained what had happened. "So ah became all big and wanted to eat everything? Wow I'm sorry Bessie, I thought after you'd finished eating all the pies you'd go on to eat the whole town" AJ blushed and sighed "its alright, I get that a lot, its more to put fear into the others, if you are fearing something or one, you won't be able to eat" Bessie smiled and pet AJ on the head "Now applejack go grab your tools you need to help the cakes re-build there home" Twilight said as she walked towards the area where the items had flown, In town ponies where filling in the holes made by AJ's largeness she said sorry but was more wanting to help the cakes rebuild there home. After a day of hard work the cakes shop was back to normal. Big Mac and twilight along with Bessie had been to where the items from AJ's belly landed and put them back in there rightful place most of which was the cakes items. Afterwards Bessie made her famous milk shakes and the cakes had made pies for everyone. AJ sat by herself though she didn't want to eat; Bessie then sat next to her to have a talk, "Listen you ate and beat me, besides, your pies by far where the best, I only ate 6, plus you beat me, no ones every done that, so here, you deserve it" She handed AJ the cup that was a bit bent but still good, "Thanks, y'all welcome to come back next year, at least then I'll know if I can beat you truly" They both laughed and went to get some pie, "Dear princess celetia, "Even though magic is helpful it can sometimes be too helpful, today my friend learned to be a pig, but afterwards she was back to being a pony, "She now knows to check on ponies and bovines before going off with wild goose chases, "Yours twilight and applejack" Spike sent the letter along with some milk shakes and pie ~the end~