Taboo Fantasies Abound! M Human X M Nidoking X F Human X F Nidoqueen

Story by The Bloody Seje on SoFurry

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#11 of Taboo Fantasies Abound

The suggestion at the end is for those who can understand why I write M/M.


The smut must...

This intro's getting weak.


Couple's Retreat-After winning a tournament together, a married couple and their mated Pokemon plan to celebrate their win at a restaurant, but a ferocious storm makes them take shelter in a warm cave. But it's Nido-Season and things go from wet...to...well, REALLY wet...


To The Anonymous User: Enjoy your candy.

To The Constitutionalist: Hope you enjoy.

To ChaosFox60: Maybe I could make yours a quickie. Even tough it's straight, not a lot vote for it. Maybe because it's a canon character?

To Colossal Fighter GX: If you're reading this, then you know why I even bothered telling you this. Maybe change the pairing around?

To any and all people that read this: I'm not begging. :P I know there are some who are either obligated to their own opinion, but I would love to hear it for this. Tell me where I can improve, tell me where I messed up, and tell me the spelling errors. I'm not some sap nor am I easily angered. Your input is what matters to authors and what keeps them going. If you're a guest, okay. Just make a name for your guest account and review. Maybe make your own account so your reviews aren't anonymous.

Another thing is that I'm running low on time for these. School's coming in a week and day and my time will be strung as I'm in my last year of high school. So maybe if you want a request done, either make a scenario shorter or ask for a quickie. I've done a quickie(M Hydreigon Pokemorph X M Salamence), and I still have enough details for visual. :P

Everytime I make another one-shots, the hits escalate to 700 to roughly 1.3k in one day. That's an achievement in on itself, but I'd rather want to hear what you all personally think of what I've done so far with these. I've'nt been caught yet because of how I make these so...I'm lucky for my writing style.

To UnholyPens: If you're gonna say you're strictly reading these for the straight ones, then it's obvious I'm calling you out and putting you on blast.

Key

"Good day"-Human Speech

"-Hello-"-Pokemon Speech.

'Hello'-Human/Pokemon thoughts.

Enjoy!


Anonymous Request-"Couple's Retreat"-M Human X F Human X M Nidoking X F Nidoqueen(Creampies, Double Vaginal Penetration, Double Penetration, Double Anal, Blowjob ,Lactation, Titjobs, Cervical Penetration, Stomach Distention, Bukkake involved!)

Amago City-Couples' Division Tournament Finals...

"Nidoking, rush 'em with Earth Power!"

"Nidoqueen, use Toxic!"

In a region barely traversed by any other, there was a tournament for couples, married or engaged, currently in the final match. It was a couple by the name of Marian and Lance. They both had black hair, but Marian's was longer. Their opponents were a gay couple with Psychic-types.

As the male Drill Pokemon punched the ground to initiate the Ground-type move, Nidoqueen spat out a purple blob of poisonous fluids that hurled towards the Reuniclus and Musharna they were fighting.

"Reuni, dodge it!"

"Musha, try a Protect!"

The Multiplying Pokemon hurried to move out of the way of the Earth Power heading straight for it, but accidently moved in front of Musharna's Protect, making it get splattered by Nidoqueen's Toxic. It used its hands to rub it off, but the effects had already seeped in.

"Alright!" cheered Marian. "Now go for a Venoshock!"

The Musharna's owner was in a hurry to protect it from further harm. "Musha, hurry and try another Protect!"

"Oh no you don't-" interrupted Lance "-King, rush again with Mega Punch."

The bulky Pokemon rushed at the floating, pink swine, making it squeal in fright before it was punched away from Reuniclus. The Venoshock made contact, causing static pain to the green blob before it suddenly doubled over. The swirls in its eyes confirmed-

"The trainer's Reuniclus is unable to battle!" The ref called, raising a flag towards the guys. The owner, a blonde wearing clothes that matched the colors of his Pokemon, recalled his fallen Pokemon in sadness. His boyfriend pat his back to cheer him up.

"Alright...Musharna, use Psychic!" Both Lance and Marian widened their eyes as their Pokemon were defenseless against the Psychic-type move. It lifted them into the air by Musharna's telekinetic command, and by that command they were shot far behind them into the wall. They crunched against the concrete barriers that protected, cracking it. When they came back down, their indents were about as prominent as if they were still there.

"Oooohhh...That's gonna hurt..." Marian commented, watching their Pokemon get up shakily. They cracked their bones, producing noise that shouldn't be listened to by children.

"Yeah...Ready to get payback?" Lance asked.

"You know it~..."

When their Pokemon got back in the arena, Lance called for Nidoking. When the Drill Pokemon turned, the human flashed a two. This seemed like it didn't mean anything, but as soon as he saw it Nidoking nudged Nidoqueen and engaged in Poke-Speech with her. Nodding and smirking evilly, they turned to Musharna, who was shaking in anticipation from all the pressure it was carrying.

"Alright, Nidoking..."

"Okay Nidoqueen..." The tension in the battlefield rose as the couple paused in calling out their commands. Their opponent stood stock still, rubbing his brown hair in anxiety.

"Don't worry Musha, we can still-."

But his pep-talk was cut off abruptively as the two Nidos suddenly came down field, energy swirling around them. They did this hand-in-hand, presenting themselves as a couple for the audience.

"Musha, use Protect!" But the poor thing has used it too many times, resulting in a fail. Seeing this, Lance and Marian shared a kiss with each other before calling,

"GIGA IMPACT!"

The two Nidos became shrouded in purple and gold drills of energy-the most powerful Physical attack in play. The poor Drowsing Pokemon was prey to the moves, being hit so hard it's a wonder to this day as she slammed into the wall deeply that nothing was broken. The ref didn't even bother checking to see if she was KO; he's seen hits that hit just as hard or maybe even more-so.

"The trainer's Musharna is unable to battle! The victors are Nidoking and Nidoqueen!" Lance and Marian double fist-pumped as the audience cheered for them loudly. Their Pokemon shared a kiss before being returned to their Pokeballs...


"There you go! All refreshed and ready for anything!" Nurse Joy handed back their Pokeballs after healing them with their Daisy Chamber.

"Thanks Nurse Joy." Marian said, bowing slightly.

"Anytime, you two!" She waved them off as they left the Pokemon Center. It was the afternoon, bright shiny skies above them. Lance let out his Nidoking, allowing the big guy to stretch. Marian thought today's weather was probably good for them anyway, so she let out Nidoqueen.

They were the only Pokemon they had between them, considering they all grew up with each other. Lance met Nidoking as a little Nidoran that snuck into his house when he was a kid. After realizing that he just wanted a home, Lance was more than happy to deliver. They battled to fund themselves after Lance went on his journey, and being strong was his motive for evolving to the strong Nidoking before them.

Nidoqueen was actually a present from Marian's mother. She had always wanted a Pokemon that she could play with and battle others who tried to talk down on her. Needless to say, her antics helped Nidoqueen evolve to how she is today.

"So... Wanna celebrate our win in style guys?" Lance suggested, catching their attention. The two Pokemon cheered their respective species' names in agreement.

"Well who am I to say no?" Marian nodded her agreement too.

"Where to spend it...?"

"With our winnings, we could try that fancy French place that opened up."

"Oh yeah...What's it called, the "Kalos Experience"?"

"Eh, who cares? Let's just go." With location in mind, the quartet set off for the main city. But as luck would have it...

"[Sniff Sniff]...Nido, Nido-king-Hey, hold on there-." Nidoking stopped Lance for a second. The human looked to see his Pokemon pointing to the sky, seeing rapidly swirling clouds looking positively deadly with how near-black they were.

"Oh great." Marian griped, just as the sounds of thunder boomed through the sky. Not even a full minute after, rain began to pelt them.

"Shit!" Lance cursed, running to a tree with his arms above him. Marian ran after, hurrying so her hair didn't get wet. It went from rain to a downpour to a mini-monsoon in only a matter of minutes, as if Kyogre was so angry about something he randomly picked Amago City for his rage to vent.

"We need shelter!" Marian was right on that as everywhere they looked was blurred by the rain. Lance agreed and looked around, not able to see much but a dark blotch in the sheet of rain.

"Hey...What's that!?" he asked loudly, getting their attention immediately. They looked at where he was talking about and-.

"Nido!-A cave!-" Nidoqueen suddenly squealed, grabbing Marian and running through the mini-monsoon towards the dark blotch. Nidoking shrugged before grabbing Lance and following likewise. Their destination seemed unclear, but when Lance suddenly stopped feeling rain pelt him like bricks, he looked to see that they were in-

"A cave! Good find!" Marian cheered, fist-pumping and accidently splattering water over Nidoqueen. The female Drill Pokemon simply flicked the excess runoff off her body.


They had camped out here for several hours for the storm to wane, but it looks as if it was just hitting its prime. This also chilled the overall temperature of the area. This was noted by the shivering Lance and Marian were trying to hide.

"Nido. Nido-Do-King.-Lance, just take them off-." The male Drill Pokemon was getting concerned for Lance's health, Nidoqueen especially with her maternal instincts. Their clothes were soaked to the bone on them, damper than the cave floor they crouched above. Taking a look at Marian who looked back at him, they began peeling off their clothes.

Several wet thumps later, they were in their birthday suits, wet but at least not risking a case of hypothermia. Lance and Marian didn't really have a problem being nude in front of their Pokemon. IN fact, if they ever found "the perfect town", they'd walk around naked.

"Do we have anything to make a fire?" Marian asked. They all looked around the cave, trying to find some loose sticks and stones. But luck would have it, there was a fire pit near the back of the cave, stones still in tact with some fresh firewood. Apparently they weren't the only ones to use this cave for something weather-related.

Speaking of weather, the monsoon outside was starting to gain water levels on the ground that leaked into the cave, noticed by Lance.

"Nidoking, dry the entrance with Flamethrower, then block it with Rock Tomb." On orders, Nidoking let loose a stream of white-hot fire onto the cave ground near the entrance. Thick water vapor rose into the air before his eyes glowed. At least three medium-sized boulders quickly lodged themselves perfectly against the entry, blocking all water circulation and preventing any potential floods.

But this rose a concern that Marian pointed out, "Lance, maybe you shoulda asked him to light a fire BEFORE making it dark." A face-palm sounded into the cave, near where Lance was last seen.

"Nidoking, can you try and find the fire pit?...Without burning us...?" They heard a deep, gravely chuckle Nidoking set to work.

Approximately ten minutes later-with a few mild burns to Lance's feet-there was a bright, raging fire in the dark cave. Lance and Marian could feel the warmth of it, drying the water on them and making them relax. Their clothes lay close by, drying for future use.

As they sat there, the warmth started getting more therapeutic and soon they all dozed off one-by-one. Nidoqueen was the last to stay awake, and with good reason...

"N-Nido...Qu-queen~...-D-dammit...No-ot again~...-" What she was griping about was her species' heat. Even though Nidoqueen are permanently infertile, they still have seasons. Her plated pussy began to flare from within, making her groan as it burned so hot in there. Arousal seeped through the puffy slit, wafting in the semi-concealed air. Her mate smelled it first, deeps whiffs being taken before the lumbering Drill slowly rose off the ground. His member poked out a little from the genital slit in his belly plates.

"-You're in heat again, aren't you?-"

"-Thanks for... p-pointing out the obvious...-" She had to keep a straight face-no, it was hard for her to KEEP a straight face. She leaned against the cave wall, paws rubbing her belly before snaking further down to her needy vagina. It clenched down in Nidoking's view, showing that it was ready to take anything as she began to finger herself. She looked seductively to Nidoking, whose little king had began to stand at rapt attention.

Nidoqueen drove into her needy slit, going all the way past her knuckle. It would have to do for now as she steadily spread more and more of her pheromones into the air. The faster she went, the more the air was shrouded in the scent of her arousal. It was only a matter of time before Lance started getting affected by them, cock of 7" pointing towards Marian as she slept.

"O-oh God~..." Lance groaned, moving off the cave floor and crawling to Marian's sleeping form. Her back was to him as he approached, but as he looked her over, he saw that one of her hands was in-between her legs, rubbing slowly. A soft moan escaped her lips as she rubbed just a little bit faster. Before she could explore the deep recesses of her folds, a hand brushed against her clit, making her eyes snap open.

"Hello sunshine~..." Lance was kneeling before her, cock curved a bit upwards and trying to ooze out a drop of pre-cum. He stroked and it fell on her face. Licking it eagerly, her pheromone-addled mind began to take over her actions.

"Hello Lance~...What brings you here~...?"

"Nothing much...Just need something like a ...sleeve for me to use..." The innuendo was not lost, despite her state of mind. Marian smiled sultrily before she got on her back, spread-eagle with her knees up. Before Lance moved to her, he brought his semi-dry shirt in front of her awaiting mound, an assurance that if they got rough he wouldn't scrape his legs.

The two Nidos were making out against the cave wall, King grinding against Queen's pussy and effectively lubing it. Its spines bristled with every twitch of his cock, brushing against her swollen clitoris. She moaned out, wrapping her bulky arms around his spined back.

"-T-take me now~...I want it fucking me raw and gaping~...-"

"-Such dirty talk for a sweet little gal like yourself~...-" Nidoking couldn't deny his mate of the 10" purple schlong between them; when she wanted it, either she was gonna get it willingly or she'll take it when he least expects it. But now, with the pheromones he was breathing in like Oxygen, he could hardly care about foreplay. He pulled his hips back, letting the mushroom tip slip downwards to her entrance before he pushed up, finally penetrating her.

Nidoqueen moaned just as Marian felt Lance use his "lance" to spear her pussy. Their walls tugged at their cocks, trying to milk them for their semen. They sat there and waited for their mates to stop trying to massage them so they could get started. Once the milking ceased, Lance and Nidoking began to fuck their girls.

Marian wrapped her legs around Lance as her body began to convulse in electrifying pleasure. As he thrust into her over...and over...and over again, her labia felt like it was being stretched further. This thought aroused her and she felt herself clench down on him just to see if he'll go harder. When his cock began to take a rougher turn inside her pussy, she knew he was about to go to town on her.

Meanwhile Nidoqueen was being plowed senseless by the feral Nidoking in front of her. His meaty rod pushed in as deep as it could go before pulling out halfway and entering her again. His spines helped scratch along her enflamed walls, hitting the right spots within. Her arousal constantly streamed juice onto him, making penetration easy. But she wanted one thing from him when he fucked her...

"-C-come on~...I know you can go deeper~...-" she challenged, trying to rile him up for her goal. He looked down at her, face contorted in a snarl.

"-So you want it all~... Do you...?-"

"-Yes~! Gimme all of you~! NOW~!-"

"And all of me you're gonna GET~!" He grabbed her hips, claws barely digging into her scales, and began to drill her onto his cock. This allowed him to start hitting the deepest wall in her pussy, and she loved it. Grabbing his face, she brought their muzzles together for a kiss while she bounced up and down by his paws and the force of gravity. Nidoking's member was just barely breaching the tiny hole that allowed sperm through to the womb, and he planned to fix that. With a power Nidokings are known for, he hit that hole as hard as he could. It slowly spread open with each jarring thrust.

Nidoqueen was in bliss. Here, her pussy was being thoroughly being stretched open from the inside by her lover, his cock spines scratching her G-Spot and making her see stars. Her tongue lolled out as she started to clench down on him, impending orgasm reaching her like a rush of water for a waterfall. But before she came...

"-AAAAAAAHHHHH~!-" Nidoking roared out as he slowly inched his cock into her womb, cumming on the spot. It flooded her quite easily, probably from being so pent-up with all the traveling they did. The force of his orgasm made his spines dig into her walls, triggering her own. A wild mix of a moan and a roar came out her mouth as her femcum spurted out all over his cock and out her pussy. As they sat there panting, they looked to their trainers.

Lance was fucking Marian like no tomorrow, hips a blur as he drove in and out of her pussy like a piston. She had a fucked-silly face and her eyes were close to becoming permanently cross-eyed. Then, after some more wild fucking, Lance's balls scrunched up and he felt him jizz flood her pussy. She had already cum before, so their combined fluids rushed out onto the ground and a little on his shirt.

Now all four of them sat there, panting for breath in their afterglows. But not before long...

"Let's switch." The idea that came out of Marian's mouth surprised them for a bit, before they all ultimately agreed. Nidoking pulled out of his mate, popping his cock in the cave room and watching his cum trickle out instead of rushing. Lance did so as well, getting the same results of not a lot of fluids coming out of the girls' holes. They switched so Lance and Nidoqueen and Nidoking with Marian.

"So what're we doing now?" Lance asked, Nidoqueen trailing fingers up his arms and chest. Marian simply smiled before getting on her hands and knees for Nidoking. The big guy went for her pussy again, but she stopped him there. Reaching back, she lubed him up with whatever juices she could find before leading him to her other hole. Getting the message, Nidoking slowly pushed inside her tight anus, going at this speed to avoid hurting her and to avoid cumming in her too early.

Lance had also got the message, but his partner was more than eager for him to take fully. When he pushed inside her ass, she pushed back on him, taking him easily and with little to no resistance. Their hips met quickly, compared to the slow pace Nidoking was going a little ways away from them. Lance had to breath as deep as he could to avoid cumming in her, as it was ungodly tight in there. Plus her sphincter muscles were sucking him in like her pussy would for milking cock.

Nidoking was no better, if not worse. Not even halfway in, he felt his baseball-sized testes give way to another stream of his essence. Marian felt his warm cum travel deep in her body, settling in her stomach and stretching it a bit. When he finished, she looked 5-months pregnant. Now with her ass lubed, he pushed the rest of his cock in her, spines settling on all sides.

"Mmmm~..." Marian was feeling content with all of the seed in her belly, not even counting Lance's from earlier in her womb. She felt Nidoking pull back, scratching her walls with those spines of his. Before he had came over, she made sure to take a Pecha Berry just in case one of them accidently poisoned her. He jolted forward, moving her closer to the cave wall in front of her. She screamed in pleasure, not expecting it nor expecting her prostate to be stimulated while he was doing it. Marian pushed back onto him as he thrust forward, hips smacking together. Her face couldn't show just how much she loved this.

Nidoqueen was in the same boat. Lance may not be as big as her mate, but he can sure make up for the size difference with his speed. His human cock spearing her ass and hitting her elusive prostate with every thrust inwards. She squirmed under him as he held her tail for leverage.

"Nido~...-Harder~...-" Lance may not have understood, but he could get where she was intending by how his power seemed to slack in his thrusts. He fixed that quickly, grabbing her tail and pulling her back to him as he thrust forward. This helped bring out a climax from Nidoqueen as she soaked his legs and feet. Not long after, due to having already-tight walls getting even tighter, Lance deposited a load into her ass.

Nidoking was so close to just rutting her right then and there, but he knew to be careful when he had his piece of Lance's mate. No human is properly made to take something as big or as structured as his own genitalia. So as he constantly fucked her gently, he was fighting his own instincts to take her like his bitch in heat. Marian fared no better as she was brought to climax after climax simply from the feeling of his big cock stretching her anus, each time making her squeeze his cock tip.

"Come on~! B-bring it...Gimme all you g-got~!" she moaned, pushing her hips back on him the best she could. Spurred on, Nidoking cried out loud and slammed their hips together, not even caring for her safety. Marian screamed in pain and pleasure, mainly a mix between the two as he came in her ass, sending jizz straight into her stomach and making it stretch further. When his cock pewtered out, she looked 9-months with quintuplets.

"Oh Arceus...So much~..." Marian was drunk, but not the traditional way as she slurred on about how good it felt. She didn't even take notice that Nidoking had pulled out of her and most of what was in there had rushed down past her legs and got on the cave floor.

Around that time, the sounds of Nidoqueen and Lance going at it had died down, mostly likely because Nidoqueen was getting tired. Lance pulled out of her, most of his jizz staying in due to how her anal structure worked.

"So...What do we do now...?" Lance asked, panting a bit...or a lot; depends on how much being semi-doubled over counts.

"I'm getting...kinda...thirsty..." Marian looked a little red back there, sore from that last thrust, but the pheromones in her body kept her going. She crawled over to Lance, eyes hazed over. She grabbed his legs to help her move upward towards his hips, semi-flaccid cock hanging limp. Marian looked up to her lover before taking him in her mouth, going slow to keep him interested. He grunted, feeling his cock hit the back of her warm throat. But he wanted more than just her mouth wrapped around him...

Lance pulled her off his cock, hearing the lewdest pop sound through the cave. Marian looked up confused at him before she was laid on her back. Lance straddled her stomach, letting his cock rest on top of her pert C-Cups. He wedged between them with a thrust, almost hitting her mouth with the tip. She caught on quickly and opened her mouth in a small 'O', letting the tip be wrapped in her warm, dental orifice.

On the other side of the cave, Nidoking was laying against the cave wall again, but this time Nidoqueen was giving him a service he never thought she'd perform on him. He never knew there were actual breasts under those plates of hers. This discovery made him very fixated at those erect nipples. Nidoqueen squeezed her tits around his cock, being tickled instead of pricked by the erect spines as she moved them up and down. His cock was long enough for her to keep the tip in her mouth as she moved.

Nidoking wasn't gonna object to any of it,"-Ngh~...Q-queen, I'm gonna...bust~...-", as he was in the great Hall of Origins. She moaned on the tip, wiggling her tongue on the meatus of his big cock. His breathing picked up, coming in and out in sporadic bursts before he couldn't take it anymore. Nidoqueen suddenly felt a lot of pressure on her head and she found her throat being filled with Nido jizz. It had choked her, so she pulled back to get some air in her lungs, but tis allowed the rest of his orgasm to hit her everywhere else.

When Nidoking finished, Nidoqueen was covered head-to-tail in his cum, the pearly fluid dripping thickly from her scales.

"-W-wow...I sure can...make a snowman...-" he commented, looking at her tits again. He leaned over and gave them a squeeze. In response, she sighed in relief as her teets let loose some of her PokeMilk. Nidoking tasted Oran Berries when he lapped it up. A moan to their left brought them back to reality and they looked to see...

Their trainers...engaged in Pogo. Eyes hypnotized, the two Nidos watched in a slight trance as Lance bounced her on his member, plunging in and out of her ass. He didn't have to worrying about hurting her like Nidoking did; the purple Drill Pokemon saw an empty bottle of some Oran Mush on the ground next to them. Marian was fingering herself in a blur, practically fisting herself. As if following a command, Nidoking stood up and walked over to them, cock already hard again.

Marian was feeling full on Lance, so when she felt another pressure in her folds, she looked to see Nidoking in her face, face contorted in pleasure as she tightly vice-gripped him. Nidoqueen decided to sit this out-not like there was anything of her that could be stimulated at this point-and rest. The last thing she saw before she closed her eyes was the sounds of a young woman getting her brains fucked out hard...


The Next Day...

When Nidoqueen woke up the following morning, she felt full again. Thinking it was just some cum that didn't exit her body, she sat up and looked around.

She musta not have seen them when the fire was lit; there were hieroglyphics on the back cave wall. Pictures of humans and Pokemon all over. But what interested her the most was that all Pokemon pictures were of Nidoqueens. They were all in rather suggestive positions, some of them even making her blush. The bellies they had were surprisingly familiar to her current one.

When she looked at the last one, she widened her eyes at the image. It was a Nidoqueen laying an egg.

Must be someone's fantasy cave... But that still didn't answer her other concern. She felt her belly, wondering why it hadn't gone down. As she rubbed, she paused. Was that...an edge...? She felt around more seriously, feeling what felt like the curved edge of...

An egg...

Adrenaline and excitement coursed through her systems as she stood up, now feeling her stomach shifted a bulge a bit outwards. There was more than just one eg in her womb. Nidoqueen went to her mate's slumbering form and shook him quite roughly.

"-Honey, honey! Wake up! Wake up! I have something to tell you!-"

He grumbled a bit in his sleep, but he responded with his eyes closed, "-What is it...?-"

"-I have a clutch! A real clutch!-" He was up in an instant.

"-You have eggs!? But I thought you couldn't get pregnant no matter what!-"

"-I know! But it seems some miracle happened while I was out! What happened by the way?-" At this, Nidoking scratched the back of his head, looking at the two sleeping humans.

"-I...let...Lance...uh...-"

"-What...? You let Lance do what?-"

"-Ilethimfuckyou.-" He said that too fast for her to not find it suspicious.

"-King...Don't make me neuter you.-" He yelped, not a common sound his ferocious species would make.

"-No, don't do that! Last time was too painful to handle!-"

"-Then just tell me what happened! I won't get angry with you, but you will if you don't tell me!-" Hearing their Pokemon bicker made the two trainers wake up.

"Where's the fire...?[Yawn]" Marian grumbled, drawing the arguing Nidos' attention.

"-Nido-Queen! Queen!-" Nidoqueen sounded distressed, angry even, so Marian rubbed her eyes so she could see properly.

"What's wrong Nidoqueen?" Said Drill Pokemon pointed at her stomach, which had the weirdest bulges around her hips..."[Gasps] You're pregnant!? But I thought-!"

"-Ni. Do. Queen.-" She then pointed at Lance's Pokemon, who was silent. Marian figured he knew and asked,

"King, why is my Nidoqueen pregnant?" He put his head into his head and grumbled a few words in his language. Nidoqueen scoffed and made a cutting notion while speaking back. He jumped up, pleading with her, all the while Marian watched with rapt attention. As if her demands-whatever they where, thought Marian-were getting too much for him, Nidoking pointed at Lance, yelling out his native tongue once more.

"Lance? What did you do?" The human grumbled his displeasure of being awakened by such circumstances and turned his back to them.

"What do ya mean...?"

"You did something 'cause Nidoqueen's pregnant."

"...Oh."

But before he could say more, there was a knock at the entrance.

"Hello!? Anyone in there!? I've been wondering what all the noise is on about!" A voice called from outside.

Lance mouthed "Later" before he got up. "Yeah, what is it?"

"It appears you are the luckiest man alive is 'it'! Do you not know where you are holed!?"

"No...It's just a cave, right?"

"By all means, NO! You're holed in the mysterious Fertility Cave, the most-sought out cave for Pokemon Professors and Breeders alike!"

"Fer...tility Cave...?"

"Yes my boy! The only cave in existence in the Amago region! That fact alone gives it the mysterious capabilities of travel! It's been known to move around all over, but who woulda thought that-!?"

"Okay, enough with the nerd fest! Why is me being here so damn interesting!?"

"Do you have any Pokemon on you? Females?"

"A Nidoqueen. Why?"

"All I know is that the cave has mysterious energies that can make any female occupant, even those of a species that cannot conceive, fertile for as long as they're inside. If your Nidoqueen had any sorts of..."bouts" with you or any other males, she'll be impregnated by them no matter what."

As this info sunk in, Lance looked to Nidoqueen who looked right back to him. She nodded, confirming his suspicions...

He IS the father of that clutch...


Another day, another one-shot, another straight pairing, another pregnancy in the making.

If you think about it, if Nidoqueens cannot be bred with Pokemon, then it's obvious there's another way to get them preggers.

That idea came from a story I once read, forgot the title.

Anyway, I need all these requests off my back, so I'll make them quick. I'll still make them detailed, but the scenario and backstories will just be shorter. A necessary sacrifice just so I can keep up with the looming terror coming up in a little over a week...

School...

FML.

When I looked at the stats for this story and of my own profile, I got a match! 25 people faved this story and love me and 28 people stalk this series and me!

Isn't that grand? :D

Also, for my M Human X M Darkrai idea, who should top: the human or the Darkrai? Or can they switch? Tell me.

Moncheli!