Kinks to Haikus

Story by Leonard Wolfe on SoFurry

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#16 of Poetry

I took a look at my F-List and I started feeling creative to an extent

So I took a look at my list of faves and made a haiku for each


Anal Fisting Very wide tailhole Getting a paw deep inside Very thick insert

Anal Sex (Giving) Loving my big cock Tight inside a warm tailhole Blowing cream inside

Anal Training Some holes far too tight Needs a bit of training first Fun to train a hole

Anatomically Correct Knots, barbs and all else digitigrade furs are best Love the beastly side

Ass Worship Big Beautiful Ass Love to lick and love to grope Great wonderful ass

Breast/Nipple Play Luscious big nipples Great for fondling In my paws Stimulate them good

Breast/Nipple Worship Men, woman or herms All nipples are worth worship Let them know their great

Canines Loving and loyal Always friendly and caring Knots aren't bad either

Chubby Furs fatter than most Large and hefty balls of fur Just more to cuddle

Cock/Balls Worship Got them big or thick? Love a great manhood on furs Great to grope with paws

Condoms Realism ain't bad Guard against bad infections They feel damned nice too

Consensual Makes sense to me right Make sure the other wants sex Before having sex

Crotch Sniffing Cozy and musky Against their intimacy Tight in-between legs

Cuddling So warm and so close Shared caring between good friends Love that warm feeling

Cuntboys They may look like boys But they have no cock to stroke Instead a flower

Felines Beautiful and quaint Nimble and cunning together Good flexible fun

Females Pretty and good fun Ladies are fun for all furs That are interested

Frotting Shafts rubbing together Using underwear or not Sure feels good being close

Gaping (Anal) Anus stretched damn wide Fucked so hard it stays open Good for large inserts

Handjobs/Fingerjobs Delicate paw touch To the genitals that's nice Soon to reach climax

Hermaphrodites Their neither gender But rather both together Both male and female

Hotdogging Shaft between the ass Rubbing against the tailhole Not penetration

Kissing Lips touching warmly Together so close with you Snuggled close and tight

Lactation Nipples that leak milk Male or female I don't care Just make sure it's sweet

Lapines Bunnies, hares and rabbits Long eared and adorable Lapines are awesome

Licking lovely soft and wet Great for tickling and playing And sexy things too

Males Handsome tall and strong Either girly or strapping Either's fine for me

Masturbation Take your fluffy paw And stroke your own genitals That's how it is done

Muscular Partners A nice toned body Well defined with large muscles Damn strong is sexy

Navel Play What is your navel? It is the belly button Great fun to play with

Rimming (Giving) Spread their legs and ass Make sure their tail's out the way Then lick their tailhole

Rimming (Receiving) Raise my big thick tail Make sure my wide ass is spread Let them get to work

Sex Toys Dildos and Butt Plugs Anal Beads, Cuffs and Shackles All toys are good fun

Sheath Play It's fluffy and warm Sensitive and cosy too Perfect for foreplay

Sheaths Take pride in your fur Furries be proud of your sheath Or slit if dragon

Snowballing It may not matter Which one of us sucks a cock Please though share the cum

Strip Tease Take it nice and slow Start from the top and go down Be the best tease ever

Swallowing Semen I can't start to tell How nice it is to swallow Their warm creamy seed

Tomboys Their not all girly But a bit more masculine I think their awesome

Underwear Things most people wear All the better when comfy Type doesn't matter

Underwear Bulges The bigger the bulge The bigger the package is Makes for good teasing

Vanilla Sex Vanilla is plain No toys or specific kinks Just loving fucking

Vulpines Vulpines are foxes Wily quick and cunning dogs Soft, warm and cuddly