Taboo Fantasies Abound! M Human X F Absol/Audino/Espeon/Weavile

Story by The Bloody Seje on SoFurry

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#6 of Taboo Fantasies Abound

Sorry to those who want more gay love, or to those whose requests have not been used yet. Bear with me, I DO have more projects than this!


HEY! How you doin'?

Sorry, I've been in what I like to call a writing slump.

I couldn't figure out what to do. I even asked another website.

But alas, all my thoughts went to smut and I looked through my poll one last time...

And the choice, "M Human X F Absol/Gardevoir/Espeon/Weavile" got the most votes by one. But the author wanted to change it up a bit and chose a different set of Pokemon...

I wonder who wanted this over a simple M/F one-shot...0_0

I'm watching all of you.

Remember, if you want your own one-shot, you'll have to PM me or review about it. Those who submit detailed ones are a shoe-in while those who submit simple pairings...

You're only good for a couple thousand words. :/ Can't work without much to work off.

Anyway, these requests will now have reviewer statements; means I'll say things to people who are no doubt reading this.

To The Constitutionalist: I'm sure Bioshock will be a good help for me in the future. ;)

To thor94: You're not one to appreciate M/F. You're only here for the M/M. Needless to say, you got your work cut out for your fappable fantasies.

To UnholyPens: Here's your candy. Enjoy it; the only one you're getting unless you come up with better.

To Colossal Fighter GX: Why haven't I done your one-shot: No one's voting for it. Unless you have friends that support you that are being traitors, I suggest you get them into voting.

To all readers/authors who Faved and/or Followed: I'm surprised you don't have requests...Not counting the ones that did; they're fearless. Are you scared? Do you think I won't answer?

GOD SO HELP ME, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN, GO DEEP IN YOUR BRAIN AND FIND THAT MUTHAFUCKING FANTASY!

To those with other curious fandoms: I'm not limited to Pokemon; people just submit Pokemon one-shots.


If you don't have a FanFiction account, then do not worry about the review responses.....

Onto the one-shot!


Coming Of Age The Right Way: A young teen male is so close to his birthday, he can taste it. But his girls are a little too excited and impatient to give him their presents~. Will he like them, or will he shun them away due to his father's religious views?


Enjoy!

Roll That Smexy Film!


Request By UnholyPens-M Human X F Absol/Audino/Espeon/Weavile-"Coming Of Age"-(Foreplay, Vaginal, 69, Doggy-Style, Straight Sex involved!)

"Kyle, please calm down!" A woman shouted at her husband as said man looked ready to smash his son into the ground six feet under.

"Margeret, I'm not gonna let this sit in my head for the rest of my damn life! Our own son-our only son-became what I was teaching NOT to become! A simple pokephiliic! Disgusting!" Said boy rose out of his seat.

"You don't run my life, dad! I make it how I want it, not how YOU want it!"

"You dare talk back to me!? I am your father, Spencer!"

"No...You're an asshole..."


Yesterday...

"Alright girls, that's enough!" called a human teen of 16, wiping the sweat off his forehead as it was a hot day. Four Pokemon stopped their ambitious training.

One, an Absol that was about to meet her end at the hands of an ignorant trainer. She shook off the dirt in her snow-white fur and walked to her trainer.

Two, an Audino. A rare find, but not regretted as she was caught in place of what her trainer really wanted-which was a Sawsbuck. But he kept her since she wanted to stay, BADLY. She bounced over to Spencer happily.

Three, an Espeon as a gift for winning a tournament as an Eevee. When she evolved, she learned telepathy quickly, so she can translate Poke-Speech to Spencer. She pranced over to him in a flash.

Lastly, a Weavile. Her backstory is shady, since she won't tell Espeon or anyone else on the team. She sat in the shade of the tree, tinkering with her claws.

"Okay girls, my parents will be out for the night, so we can do whatever we want for the rest of the day. Just don't break anything." Absol snickered at Audino, who had hid her face in embarrassment. She was a clutz at the wrong times and led to many a shouting match between Spencer and his father. Absol and Audino headed back in with Spencer, while Espeon and Weavile stayed outside.

The sun was setting in the distance as the two had a stare-off, Weavile glaring while Espeon stared knowingly. Finally having enough, Weavile spoke.

'STOP STARING AT ME, ESTHER!'

Espeon, or Esther now, smirked at Weavile. 'Well now, someone's a little frustrated~...'

'Shut up.'

'Oh don't be like that Wimedra(WHY-ME-DRA). You can tell Mama Esther what's wrong.'

Wimedra turned away with a huff, not in the mood for Esther's "motherly" status over the girls. She was the oldest out of the four, not to mention she's been with Spencer the longest.

'There's nothing wrong Esther. Go away before I hurt you.'

'You and I both know your chances of beating me went down severely when I learned Fairy-type moves.' Wimedra groaned in annoyance; she had forgot that little tidbit. Damn Spencer and his need for versatility in the team.

'Just leave me be. Go play with Athena or Allison or something..." Those two, Absol and Audino respectively, were basically sisters since they got along so well. Esther shuddered, however; the last time she_played_ with them, she almost lost a leg.

Never, ever again.

'I'd rather play with a Machamp than those two...'

'And how would you pull that off exactly? They're about as tough as steel. Anything they play would crush you.'

'Not that kinda play, silly Weavile. The kinda play you need with Spencer~.' Wimedra's head shot towards Esther, claws glinting dangerously as she pointed at the Sun Pokemon.

'Don't even go there, ya perv. I don't like Spence that way...'

'Yeah...Say that to your slit.' Wimedra hurried to close her legs.

'See!? You're a pervert! Just go away and let me deal with this on my own!'

'You'd rather go find a place to finger yourself or go find a one-night stand rather than deal with it with the one you obviously love?' Wimedra didn't respond.

Why? Esther was right about one thing; Spencer had been the center of her affection for many a month now. The only person she told was the very person that just shot it back in her face. She had planned on telling him how she felt but...Despite herself, she wasn't ready to deal with him releasing her for having such feelings. Damn his father and his teachings.

'Shut up...'

'Oh? Did I strike a nerve? Maybe you-.' Before she could finish, Wimedra was at her throat, seething and glaring poisonous daggers at her.

'Don't...even think...about finishing that sentence...'

'Hmph. Fine, I'll leave you for now. But if you don't act now, you'll lose him sooner than you think...'

The Sharp Claw Pokemon continued to glare at Esther as she walked back to the house, twin tails swaying with the breeze. Soon as she saw the mocking purplish pink fur disappear into the household, Wimedra relaxed. Her attention then diverted to her nether regions, seeing that they had not calmed down ever since the mere mention of Spencer got them riled up.

"[Groan]Stupid Esther...Making me suffer like this..." she grumbled, standing up with a wobble. Her labia burned as if a hot poker was driving into her with relentless force. Some of her arousal dripped onto the grass as she walked back into the house, going straight to her room to deal with 'it'.

Meanwhile Esther had went to Athena and Allison, watching TV with them. The duo had long stopped their games.

"So guys, what's up with Wime-gra?" Allison asked, once again getting the Weavile's name wrong and making Athena groan in annoyance.

"Come on Alli! I keep telling you her name is Wime-DRA! Anyway...What is with her...?" The Disaster Pokemon sat her head on her fore-paws in thought, trying to find it out for herself. Allison adorned a cute thinking pose from her seat in her special chair. Esther shook her head in amusement; these two are just so immature sometimes.

"Guys, she's in heat and denial." Athena and Allison looked at her in question." You don't smell that?"

They-albeit comically-sniffed around, trying to see what Esther was talking about before Athena picked up the scent of...

Female in heat...

"O-oh..." Athena had a light blush on her face as she smelled Wimedra's essence, making her own dribble a bit.

"Now, now Athena. Don't flood the house with your pheromones yet. I have a plan to help her and I need you two to help." The Absol and Audino weren't the greatest tools in the shed, contrary to popular belief, so they accepted their involvement unrealistically quick...


Later...

'So, do you guys know the plan now?' asked Esther, the Sun Pokemon looking between the giggling Absol and Audino for an answer. The pink one answered.

'You go to Spencer and get him in the mood while me and Athena get Wimedra convinced to go for it?'

'Yep! You got it Allison!'

'Yay!'

'Well now,' Athena interrupted, 'I never though I'd witness the day Allison developed a brain. This made the Hearing Pokemon steam up and redden in a flash of anger.

'I'm not STUPID!'

'No one said you were. Now calm down before you make our heads blow up.' Indeed her voice was so loud, Athena was surprised her eardrums hadn't blown out.

'[Huff] Fine...' Allison puffed down, slowly gaining her pink color back. Esther sweat-dropped at Allison's "bipolarism".

'And don't forget-.'

'-if she acts difficult, then go Mega. I know Esthy; that's why I kept my necklace on!' Allison fingered at the necklace on her...neck, letting the Mega Stone in the middle glint in the lighting.

'Alright, you two. Let's get started...' With that, Esther walked off to Spencer's room. The other two went to Wimedra, plotting on the way to see how'd they get her out of there.

The psychic cat walked to Spencer's door, seeing it was cracked and it allowed her to slip inside. Spencer was lying on his back on his bed, looking at the ceiling in thought. He noticed Esther when she hopped onto the bed.

Beyond This Point Is The Point Of No Return...Tread Carefully...

"What's up Esther?" Spencer asked.

'Hey Spence. I got an itch I can't reach...' She turned around, presenting herself while flicking her tails up,' Can you get it?'

Spencer shook his head at Esther; sometimes she's either blunt with it or she uses some kinda innuendo. It never ceased to amuse Spencer, even as he began stripping down. But Esther beats him to the punch and used Psychic to get those pesky things off him.

"Well that works too." Spencer was not "hung like a horse" or "the apple that fell too far from the tree" when it came to endowment. Just the average 5.5" for a teen his age. It was erecting from the smell Esther's arousal was giving off. It would soon blanket his nose as he leaned towards it, giving the somewhat puffy lips a gentle lick.

Esther gasped, having not expected him to go for foreplay first. 'N-ngh~...'

He took her groan as a sign of appreciation of his ministrations, so he kept going, licking at her vagina and tasting her juices. She had an essence of Pecha Berries, which made doing this all the sweeter to Spencer-pun intended.

Esther groaned again, swaying her hips and backing them up, wanting more of-or maybe more than-his tongue in her. Having already caught all of the juice outside, Spence moved inside, immediately being constricted by her eager and yearning walls. Spencer rubbed her ears, a massaging trick he learned at the Pokemon Fan Club in town that showed him how to massage them. right to make her calm.

Once he felt her walls give away, he lapped deeper, making her wetter and horny. She couldn't even remember the plan now as she started seeing stars in her vision-she was close and he hadn't even started.

Spencer was pushed back, making him confused until he felt himself get on his knees. He involuntarily grabbed her hips and his member inched closer to finally penetrating her.

"I guess I got you good this time."

'Oh haha. Put it in me already.'

Not one to make girls wait, he pushed in, Esther feeling blissful. She was steadily growing more full, but she kept at it, even going as far as pushing back on him until she felt the satisfying thump of their hips joining together.

'A-ah~...' Esther sighed in relief, but before that.

'Hey.' The silence was overridden by Absol, who stood by the door. Esther felt her approaching orgasm melt away as she glared at the Disaster Pokemon.

'Why a-are you here already-dy~?' she asked, resorting to shifting her hips around to stimulate herself.

'Allison was gonna go Mega, so I left the room. Fairy beats Dark, remember? Besides, I wanna have my little fun before we get her here.'

Athena hopped onto the bed in a single bound, facing them with her hind to the door.

"Uh...I'm.. kinda b-busy here." Spencer commented.

'Nonsense. You can spare an arm for me~.' She moved his arm off of Esther ad mounted it, grinding her opening against his fingers. She moaned, trying to get them in her quickly; Allison was no pushover when she went Mega.

'C-come on S-s-spence~...Make me explode~...' Her face was contorted in pleasure, making Spencer chuckle.

"Oh alright. I'll play along~." His fingers hooked up, but only two went inside her ebony sex, making her whine in slight bliss and mostly disappointment.

'M-more~...Give me...more~...' Panting like a dog, she looked up at Spencer with begging eyes, grinding some more on him. The walls of her labia squeezed on the fingers already inside. But Spencer didn't give her the pleasure yet; instead, he began scissoring her, brushing against her G-spot each time.

Meanwhile, Allison as wrestling with Wimedra, trying to get her out the door without trying to hurt her.

But with how she was struggling, she'd have to worry about that and hurting herself.

'Just come ON Wimy! I promise it'll be fun!'

'Tauros-shit! Since when is trying to 'relieve tension with Spencer' fun!?' The Sharp Claw Pokemon continued to push herself back into her room, trying her damnest not to give in to the Hearing Pokemon-even if she was in Mega Forme.

Allison's "lab coat" fluttered behind her as she pulled Wimedra further out her room.

'No! I don't wanna go!'

'But think about it! Would you rather suffer from constant build-up or get relief form the nearest source!? Besides, Spence's helped US!' Wimedra paused, making Allison fall back and nearly hit the wall.

'Say that again.'

'What again?'

'What you just said.'

'I just said "what again?".'

'No, the other thing!'

'You mean the ultimatum?'

'Yes, that.'

'I said would you-.'

'Don't say it all over! What was that little extra comment!?'

'Oh...Spence's helped us before?'

Wimedra didn't answer. She was lost in thought.

So that's why they don't suffer like I do!? They go to Spencer...To Spencer...for.. h-help...

Now that she thought about it, none of the others have gone through this with her...So THAT'S why she always hears loud noises!? And didn't tell her this sooner!?

'So...You go to...Spencer...Spencer...Is this the real Spencer we're talking about here?' Wimedra asked skeptically. Unless she was mistaken, she grew up learning about the religion his family practices; she was pretty sure that they were to have been released for asking such a thing.

'Yes, this is Spencer we're talking about. Come on, I'll show you.' Allison took advantage of Wimdra's silence and dragged her to the room, hearing already the unmistakable sounds of sex at its peak. Wimedra's blush was evident on her fur, reddening more with every second of hearing 'AHHH~!', 'FUCK ME HARDER~!', and 'GIVE ME MORE~!' from the others.

Allison cracked the door, the creak, snapping Wimedra out of her fantasy.

'H-hey, maybe we should...wait for them, yeah?'

'Hmmm...Nope.' Before Wimedra could object, Allison pushed her inside, making her face-plant. When she was about to turn and curse up a storm, her eyes fell on the scene before her.

There, on the bed with his fingers AND cock deep inside her sister Pokemon was Spencer. Instead of a scolding like she had expected, he was wrist-deep inside of Athena and a blur in Esther. Their faces made her even wetter, and it was not missed by Allison.

'Oh...Looks like you're a lot more turned on than I took you for...Need some...help~?' Allison's tone took a more naughty drawl as she stepped closer to Wimedra, the Weavile stepping back from her.

'W-what do y-you mean 'help'...?'

'They might be awhile...So let's have some fun~...' Wimedra felt a lot of lines being crossed as Allison drew closer, licking her lips sultrily. The Mega Hearing Pokémon's eyes screamed lust and desire as she managed to catch the squirming Sharp Claw before she could use Faint Attack to sneak away.

'L-let me go!'

'Nope~...' Allison used Draining Kiss, sapping Wimedra's energy and making her more vulnerable to her ministrations. When she pulled back, the Weavile's eyes were hazy. 'Now how do you feel~?'

Wimedra groaned before giving a straight answer. 'N-ngh~...[Panting] Just...help me end this~...please~?'

'Hmm...I dunno...You kinda gave up without a fight a-.' Allison didn't get to finish as Wimedra pinned her to the ground. Her leg scissoring with Allison's short and stubby ones, she began grinding against her pussy sending sparks in her. Allison didn't want to leave her hanging, so she began to move her body, letting her pudgy legs stimulate Wimedra further.

Back on the bed, Esther was clenching more often than she should, telling Spencer all he needed to do. With his other hand occupying Athena, he brought his other hand to her clit, slightly brushing against it. Esther froze as she almost came right then and there.

'D-do-on't...touch t-there~...' She was so close, she couldn't speak straight. But her pleading was irrelevant as she was trying to get his finger to press that button again.

"Your mouth says no...But your body says yes~..." Spencer's fingers started hooking up, just as Esther pushed back on him. This caused another brush, but once again she didn't have an orgasm, and it was killing her.

Come on, just do it!

Her clitty clenched up in anticipation as she felt him draw near again...

[Poke.]

'AHHHHHH~!' Her scream had her pleasure overdrive laced into it, so anyone within a two-mile radius would have an orgasm with her.

Namely, everyone in Spencer's room.

Spencer came first, filling Esther with his human essence while his and her juices mixed together in a little pool under them. Athena came next, having been closest -besides Spencer- to Esther. Her walls clamped down on Spencer's fingers, trying to milk them for their non-existent seed as she shot out her own fluids on them. Lastly, Wimedra and Allison came on each other's lower bodies.

They all panted in near-sync, coming down from their collective afterglows. Esther, however, was tuckered out, whispering a few words on the way down. Spencer gave her a little kiss on her head before placing her near the headboard of the bed. Once he did that, he turned to the others.

"Anyone else?" Before Athena could try and suggest herself...

'M-me!' Allison called, making the girls-that were still conscious- look at her in shock.

'I thought we were letting-!' Athena was not allowed to finish as Allison got off of Wimedra and hopped onto the bed. She took Esther's position, except getting on her back instead of her hands and knees.

"Really Allison?" Spencer asked, trying to make sure since she was known for being a one-time cummer. She shook her head in response, however.

'No~...Just take me already Spence...' Allison ground her hips against his crotch, making him hard again. She gasped as it brushed against her clit before her opening. Allison's lab coat fluttered in anticipation.

Spencer inhaled deeply, calming himself down before he began another journey inside a pussy. The difference between Esther ad Allison in these situations were that Esther had control of her muscles, but Allison matched her with the pure softness of her inner walls. It was like penetrating a fleshy marshmallow; it was so soft, he was surprised not to cum right then and there despite having done so already.

"Ss-so...warm~...Can't...hold it in~..." Nstead of cumming straight away, he began to fuck her-and I mean fuck her. He gripped her hips for better leverage, scratching her skin, but not breaking it. Their hips pounded together, making sounds that made Wimedra shiver, even moreso when-.

'AHHH~! YES~! FUCK ME SPENCER! FUCK ME HARD AND GOOD!' Allison abandoned her personality and went full-on slut, her words forever etched into the others' minds. Her tongue lolled out to the right side of her face, making her seem even more slutty.

"A-a-ally~..." Spencer couldn't handle it any longer than what he was trying to stave off, nor was her squeezing helping him. He thrusted in a few more times before he came again, weaker than the last one, but only by a spurt or two. Allison panted below him, she herself came during his orgasm, but she was silent. She looked drunk to Spencer to be honest. Just like Espeon, he placed her down by the head of the bed, the two snuggling against each other.

Athena was still recovering from that orgasm Esther forced out of her, despite her typing, which left Wimedra. Spencer smiled at her, said Weavile getting nervous.

'U-uh...I...Uh...'

"Come on Wimedra." Spencer insisted, beckoning for her to come hither. Athena sat up to say,

'Just go on...He won't...make you regret it...Besides.. you didn't get him a gift for his birthday so...Think about it... You give him your virginity... as a present...'

Dammit, she does have a point...I HATE when she has a point...

Wimedra shakily stood up, taking baby-steps to Spencer. She wasn't even halfway there before she was pulled to the bed, placed down on the bed next to the nude human. A purplish glow from Esther told Wimedra all she needed to know...

Damn Psychics and their Miracle Eye...

She looked at Spencer, biting her lips in want, but scared all the same. A hand landed on her crown of feathers, making her shaking stop.

"It's okay Wimedra...I'll be gentle for you..." Her back was to him, so the warm breath of his speech made her tingly on her ear. She dripped more of her untamed arousal on the bedsheets.

'O-okay...Can we...s-s-start-t-t?' she asked, her voice shaky now. Spencer nodded the affirmative before he traced her labia slowly with a finger.

Being a virgin, it sent electric shocks of pleasure through her body. Her lips swelled to the point where they looked ready to blow any second. Wimedra panted lightly. But Spencer continue this road of stimulation, teasingly circling her clitty and smirking like a devil.

Wimedra felt her climax near faster than she ever fingered herself to sleep, breathing going erratic until...

Until...

'W-w-w-why did you...s-s-stop~?...' Wimedra was so close, it left her feeling neglected.

"I want to ma you feel good, but I don't wanna hurt you to do so." he replied.

'But hoWWWWWWW~?' She didn't get to say much as she felt him press down on he sensitive clit, making her have a climax not by her own hand again for the second time tonight. Her juices squirted out in compressed waves, being moderately plugged by...by...

What the?

She looked back in confusion, wondering why it felt like something was in her vagina until she saw the base of Spencer's member...It was in...Spence had speared her while she was experiencing pleasure beyond the stars, making her temporarily invulnerable to the stinging pain of losing one's virginity.

"There...T-taken care of~..." Now that Spencer did penetrate her, it was a miracle he DIDN'T cum; she was so tight, he thought it was trying to suffocate his cock. "Want me t-to start...?"

Wimedra thought to herself. This is it, girl. Last chance to back out while you haven't still had actually sex...Take it or leave it?... She finished thinking, looking back at Spencer.

"Well?"

'...Fuck me~.' She lifted her leg up, letting the base get inside her pussy. She grunted, never feeling this full ever with her claws.

"I'm...gonna start...O-okay~?" Now balls-deep, he was ready to lose it. Once she gave the nodded consent, he began rocking her world...He pushed in quick and pulled out slow, making her want more every second. Wimedra started meeting him halfway the best she could with the position, but she couldn't really push down enough. But it wouldn't matter in the long run because-.

'I'M CUMMING!' Her orgasm came quickly, sending her vaginal walls in spasms of pleasure. Being squeezed so tight made Spencer cum along with her, sending his questionably fertile seed into her womb. The feeling of her lover's cum made her cum again, seeing white amongst the black of the room. When her orgasm finished, she still felt Spencer thrusting.

'Wait...Y-you can- AHHHH~!' She came on the spot, him having just hit her HARD in the G-Spot. This was her strongest one to date, considering the force of the piston he gave her. Sadly, it was also the one that knocked her out like a Pokemon battle, even having the swirls in her eyes. Spencer panted heavily, nearly done with only what felt like one load of cum left.

Pulling out of the now-impure Weavile, he moved to place her at the head of the bed, but he froze...

The other three were engaged in a Daisy Chain, licking being the only noises heard besides the moaning. Athena noticed him staring and immediately broke it. Allison groaned in disappointment before Esther flipped her over and dug into her "meal". Allison moaned before doing the same, turning the chain to a sexy 69.

Athena, on the other hand, went to work on Spencer's softening member. It had tried running away from her; she was known for her "eagerness" to taste it rather than feel it fill her needy sex. It had grown back to full hardness as she licked all around it, lapping up the juices of her sisters and the salty-sweet cum of their Spencer.

"Mmmm~..." Spencer groaned, feeling his member meekly leak pre-cum into her muzzle. Since it was almost spent, Athena was sadly not getting the many fluids she wanted. This Absol was gonna change that. She stopped moving, wrapping her lips around the head and sitting there with an innocent look on her face. Spencer stopped squirming to see what was up.

"H-hey, why'd you s-stop? I was enjoying that..." Athena smirked; then he was gonna love this. She looked at him, not breaking eye contact...

Even when she started sinking down on him.

Spencer cried out, not expecting that to happen so fast; usually she just licks around the tip to make him cum for her. Now this was new for him.

Athena came to rest at the base, sniffing at the dormant scent of male musk, sweat and salty cum. A good scent. She kept eye contact with him, making him raise an eyebrow before-.

[SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!]

"MMMMMM~! SO-AHHH! THAT'S WHAT-OOOOOH- YOU WERE PLANNING~!...NNNNNNNGH~!" Words could not describe how much his eyes were threatening to get stuck in the back of his head as he was gonna blow any second. Athena was sucking with all of her remaining vitality, trying to get him o cum before se ran out of lung power...

Soon as she was about to let go, he held her head down on him, making his cock hit the back of her throat and bulge it a little. His jizz came in strands instead of ropes, the cost of spraying so much in all his girls instead of just three.

As he went through his afterglow, he felt himself being lifted up to the head of the bed, being smothered by the bodies of the other girls. He smiled before falling asleep, muttering a weak "Good night" to them...


Purity Beyond This Point...

The Next Morning...

Spencer was still asleep, nude as the day he was born. The girls surrounded him on al sides, Esther at the head of the bed, Allison on his left, Wimedra on his right, and Athena laying on his chest with her head over his heart. Her blade was kept in the air, though. But this morning was about to get memorable...

[SLAM!]

Spence jolted awake at the slamming of the door, looking down and realizing he wouldn't be able to play off last night as an experiment...

Shit...


Present Time...

"...an asshole with no regards to sentient beings..." Spencer finished, glaring daggers at his father. The man glared back, threatening to turn into a shade of violet with how angry he was...

Until he suddenly stormed out the house. Margeret sighed in disappointment. She thought he'd let his love for his son's choices override his religious beliefs...

Guess not.

"Okay Spence," she started, getting him to cam down for her to be heard, "no doubt the fat bastard went to get authorities for you to be arrested. So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna move in with your cousin." She pulled out some money for him, it being near 200k POKE. Spencer's eyes went to saucer-mode in an instant.

"B-but Mom! This is almost 1/4 of a million! Why give it to me?..."

"Believe it or not, it was for me..." That confuse him. Why give him money that was intended for her. "I know what you're thinking, but thinking about it. I'm giving you money to live out the house while your father tries to get you hounded by police for committing Pokephilia."

Then it clicked in him. The only reason why she'd do tis with prepared cash is because-

"You too Mom?" She smirked, seeing that her son was more observant than what most took him for.

"Yep. On occasion when you and your father are out, I have a little fun with Arcanine in the back shed. Your father may be big but...Ohhh~..."

"MOM!'


Remember Pokephiliacs, moms love canines.

This has been The Bloody Seje.

Well there you have it! I you want more, then vote for the ones you want to see next! Maybe you can submit one too and I'll make it come true!

Maybe I'm even better than old lemon writers...

Maybe...

Moncheli!

And for those who are REALLY observant, CAN YOU POINT OUT ANY ERRORS!? My keyboard was being a bitch all today!