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Shit! I guess I should be checking my phone more often. All three of my exes are right outside Todd's house. And worse: they could've seriously hurt one of us with that brick.

"What the fuck do we do?" Todd whispers.

"I have no idea." I say.

"How the hell did you find us?" Todd yells.

"I followed you two home yesterday when you went to the store!" Lori yells. We were in a hurry to get home that day. I guess we didn't notice that she was trailing us. It explains the millions of messages I got from her. But I still don't understand.

"What was with your last message? Why did you tell me to be prepared for hell today? What did I do to you?" I ask.

"You dumped us for that fox!" Lori says.

"I did not! I dumped you three because you're all crazy!"

"How are we crazy?" Lisa says.

I point at Ashleigh, "You wouldn't stop trying to sneak me out at night." I point at Lori, "You are a fucking control freak." I point at Lisa, "You got me a condom for my fourteenth birthday. and all three of you would not stop asking for sex when you all knew I wasn't ready!"

"Wendell, you're in high school!" Ashleigh says, "Who cares whether or not you have sex? Last time I checked: you don't live with your parents anymore!"

"How the fuck do you know?" My blood starts to boil.

"You've lived here the last few days with Todd." Lisa says.

"So?"

"So! Why aren't you going to your parents house?" Lori says.

"Because they kicked me out!" I yell a little louder than I meant to.

"And why's that?" Lisa smirks.

"Because I'm in a relationship with Todd!"

"So that's why you dumped us? Because you're gay?" Ashleigh says.

"NO!" Now I'm mad, "AND I'M NOT GAY! I'M BISEXUAL. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"

"Wendell, you ok?" Todd asks.

"No. These girls are making me pissed off." I say as calmly as I can.

"Get off my property!" Todd yells at them.

"No!" Lori yells.

"Todd, why don't we just leave? At least until your parents get back?" I suggest.

"Problem: My parents don't come back 'till tomorrow morning." Oh fuck! Why does random shit always happen to me? What did I ever do?

"Whatever. We can still just leave right?"

"I guess but, where would we go?"

"I don't know." I say, then something strikes me, I pull Todd a few feet away from the window. "Did you wash the clothes I wore yesterday?"

"No, not yet. Why?"

"I think I know how to distract those girls while we get the fuck out of here. Stay here and keep them talking." I quickly run out of the room and downstairs. I go through the living room and into the laundry room. When I get back to Todd's room I have my boxers (which still has c*m on it).

"What're you going to do with that?" Todd looks a bit scared.

"If these girls what me. I say, we give it to them."

"Isn't that a little extreme?"

"Nope. The way they asked for sex was a little extreme. Think of this as just a little payback."

"Wendell, I don't know about this." Todd steps away from the window.

"Look, just be prepared to run like hell."

"To where?"

"My house."

"What? But-"

"Trust me ok." I interrupt him. I head to the window and look out. Yep, they're still there. "Hey! If you wanted me," I stretch back the boxers and aim at them, "Then here you go..." I send them flying and it hits Ashleigh in the face. When my boxers fall to the ground, there's a bit of white stuff still on her nose. Todd must've noticed this because he tries to hide his laugh.

"What the hell is that on your nose?" Lisa asks.

I face Todd. "3, 2, 1..." and right on cue, Ashleigh screams and says: "Is this C*M?!"

"Run." I say to Todd. Next thing we know, we are both down the stairs before we know it. I swing open the front door and Todd closes it.

"What do we do now?" he asks.

"Like I said, we're going to my house!"

"I thought your parents kicked you out."

"That's why we're going there." We run down a few streets, and soon we're at the arcade me and Todd were at for our first date. When we get there, we slow down to catch our breath.

"Man (breath) I can't (breath) believe (breath) you did that." Todd says.

"Well, (breath) they were (breath) asking for it." I say. After another few minutes, my phone goes off. I look to see who it is and see that Lori has texted me. Oh this should be fun.

"Who is it?" Todd asks.

"You know who it is." I unlock my phone and read the message.

Sunday July 26 10:10 am: Very funny Wendy! We're not done with you yet!

"I hate when she calls me Wendy." I say.

"Why? Is it because it reminds you that Allen calls you that?" Todd says.

"No. I just don't like being called that. Ever."

"Oh. Alright. So, you never told me why we're going to your house." We start to walk there since I don't think my exes are following us.

"There's something there that we need to get."

"What is it?"

"You'll see once we get there." It doesn't take long to get to my house since this town isn't very big. By the time we do, there's no one parked outside. Perfect. We walk around to the back side of the house, since my bedroom window is there, and thankfully, it's downstairs. I open the basement window and crawl through. It takes time to convince Todd to come in since we don't have much time.

"You realise this is breaking and entering right?" Todd, for some reason, whispers.

"No, this is my house. I'll do whatever I want." I turn on my lamp beside my bed and look under it. I reach under and take out a small toolbox.

"What's in there?"

"Something I've been waiting to use for two years." I unlatch both locks and open the box. Immediately, a foul smell hits us. Todd covers his nose.

"What is that?" he asks.

"Mom's old meatloaf. From two years ago."

"Why?" Is all that comes out of his mouth.

"Trust me. It smells better now, than it did when it was made."

"And what do you plan on doing with it?"

"You'll see." Also in the box is spray paint, paper, a rubber band, a sharpie, and super glue.

"What are you doing with all of that stuff?" Todd looks panicked.

"Let's just say, I don't take things lightly." I take the sharpie and write a message in cursive on the paper (mom never knew I could write in cursive):

Think before you do. W.

I wrap the page around the meatloaf and rubber band it together. Then I take the spray paint and take the cap off.

"Let's go." I say

"Where are we going?"

"My parents' room." We head up the stairs. My mom and dad's bedroom is on the second floor, so we need to hurry. When we're outside their bedroom door, we stop.

"Open the door." I tell Todd. When he does, there's no time to think, I toss the rotten meat loaf on the queen size bed and slam the door shut. I take the spray paint out Todd's paws and spray a huge red W on the outside of their door and put a circle around it.

"What do we do now?" Todd asks,

"Now, we get the fuck out of here!" I run back down the stairs, with Todd right behind me. When we get down the stairs, we hear a door open and we freeze. My parents! Shit! They're home! I motion for Todd to go the door behind him. He doesn't argue. He quickly opens the door without making a sound. We both hurry and get inside and I quickly close the door behind us. I turn on my phone and open the notepad app and type out a message since it's a risk to talk. I had to to Todd.

Don't speak! We need to find a way out of here!

Todd writes back and hands the phone back to me.

I KNOW. WHAT DO WE DO?

It takes me a while to type the next message to him since my next idea sounds crazy. When I hand it back to him, he looks a little hesitant.

Call this house. It's programmed on my phone. You sound just like my neighbor, just use a French accent.

Todd types again.

What if your parents recognize me?

I type out again quickly.

They won't. They don't have caller ID and they don't know what you sound like with a French accent. JUST DO IT!

I hand Todd back my phone and he rolls his eyes. He opens my contacts and selects my home phone and calls it. It rings for a second, then I hear the phone out there ring. After a few rings, I hear some fur answer the phone.

"Hello?" Todd must've put it on speakerphone. It's my father.

"Hi. Is Mr. Tripp there?" Wow! Todd's French voice is very convincing.

"Yes. Who is this?"

"This is your neighbor. Duh."

"Ted?"

"Yep. I just want you to know that I saw someone go into your bedroom." Todd quickly hangs up. That was a stupid thing to say, but I hear two furs exchanging words and then running up the stairs. This is our chance. I open the door, Todd comes out, and we close it without making noise. As we are heading downstairs, I hear my parents yelling from upstairs.

"What the fuck!!!" my dad yells. "Who did this?!" I smirk. When we reach my room. I grab my toolbox and toss it out the window. I still hear my parents upstairs.

"What does 'Think before you do' mean?!" my dad is still exploding.

"It must've been Wendell," my mother yells, but is surprisingly calm. She must be trying to get words into my father's thick skull.

"Of course it was. That explains the two W's. When I get my hands on that boy I'm gonna-"

"Richard! You will not lay a paw on that boy! He probably did this because he felt upset that you were rude to him about his sexuality."

"I don't care! I will not tolerate this kind of behavior!"

"Wendell, let's go." Todd is already out the window.

"Ok." I climb out the window and close it. I grab Todd's paw and take the toolbox. "Let's go." On our way out, I toss the toolbox into the dumpster in our front yard.

"That was crazy what you did back there." Todd says.

"I know. But, it had to be done. I was very mad with dad after he treated me with disrespect after I told him that I loved you. He needs to know, I'm not just going to sit around and do nothing while furs like him do things like that to furs like us."

"Well, it still was pretty crazy."

"I know. I was just like then when I was nine."

"True." Todd says, "What do we do now?"

"I don't know. I don't know what to do anymore. What do you want to do?"

"Go home. But I'm still worried that your exes will still be there."

"It's ok." I pull him into an embrace, "I'm not going to let anything happen to you."

"Thank you for being an awesome boyfriend, Wendell."

"You're welcome." I give him a kiss, neither of us wanted to pull away from it. I hear some fur biking past us and yell "Gay!" I break from the kiss and yell back "Fuck off bitch!" I don't know how this stuff comes to me. After me and Todd kiss again, we go back to walking away from my house.

"So what do you want to do now?" I ask Todd. I remember Todd's fear of silence.

"Uh... Not sure." Todd tail starts to wag and brushes against mine.

"The woods aren't far from here, you want to just sit there and talk or something." I try to say it so it doesn't sound perverted.

"Sure. Just don't try anything funny." Todd says.

"I won't." The woods are just behind Daisy's. So it's not hard to find it. Plus, they're right on the edge of town. When we get there, we don't go too far in. After all, we don't want to get lost in there. After ten minutes of walking, I lay down in front of a tree, Todd cuddles up next to me.

"This is nice." Todd says.

"Yep. It's especially nice since I'm with you." I wrap my arms around him, Todd just smiles. I look into his pretty brown eyes. We kiss again. This time, Todd gets on top of me.

"Oh? Does foxy want to be dom today?" I playfully ask.

"Yes."

"I'm all yours." I put my arms over my head as to show surrender to him. Todd take my shirt off, then takes his off. Todd reaches into his pocket and takes out the handkerchief we've been playing with lately.

"Oh? You're going to blindfold me again?" I ask.

"Nope." Todd holds my arms over my head and ties them together at my wrists. Wow! This is hot! I'd never expect that out of him. My breathing speeds up. Todd looks at me and kisses me again. Why must restraints turn me on?

Todd trails kisses down my neck and my chest. He runs his paws through my stomach fur. I let out a moan.

"Does the big bad wolf enjoy his fox doing this to him?" Todd's playful voice turns me on even more.

"Yes!" I say. Todd looks into my eyes and kisses me more. Within a matter of minutes, I can feel Todd trying to make this a French kiss. I do the same for him. Please! Do more! I want to hug him tight and never let him go, but I can't. Even the thought of being held back is making me even more aroused.

Todd breaks the kiss and lifts me up. He takes off my restraint and I let my arms down. He pins me against the tree right behind us and kisses me again. Since nothing is holding me back, I hug him tight as he kisses me deeper. My heart is literally exploding with fireworks right now. I run one of my paws through his tail. Todd just wraps his around the back of my neck.

"You're so sexy." I say between kisses.

"You're sexier." he says.

"No I'm not." After a few more minutes, we've calmed down a bit and we sit back down. I lay with my back against the base of the tree and Todd's back is on my chest, my paws around him, cuddling him close.

"I hope the rest of our lives go this way." Todd says after a while.

"Me too." I say.

"You make me the happiest fox ever."

"Really? You make the happiest wolf."

"Well, you're the cutest wolf."

"You're the sexiest fox."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not." I can hear his smile.

"Yes you are. And don't let anyone else tell you otherwise."

"Ok." With that, I give him a kiss, and soon enough, Todd falls asleep in my arms.