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*Well, today's the big day* Ernest and his ninken Diboren had been together for three years now. And within those three years, Diboren had grown to impressive heights. And while Diboren was loyal as hell to Ernest, everybody in the village knew that his loyalty was rivaled only by his endless love for pranks. What they didn't know was that he was always oblivious when planning them. Ernest didn't know how his friend did it, but Diboren always managed to hide the oblivious nature behind his pranks. Although no one else knows it, there's a deeper, more personal reason that these two make a good pair. Ever since Ernest received Diboren, the canine always had a thing for shoving his ass in the boy's face. Ernest openly objected to this but secretly, he enjoyed it a lot. The two were walking down to the doghouse that Ernest had spent weeks trying to make. Ernest felt a slight pinch on his hand and looked down.

"What are you smiling for?" Asked Ernest. *Nothing. I was just admiring your willingness to never shut up.* Said Diboren. Another thing that made these two a perfect pair is that they're both skilled in using telepathy. "Go to hell." Mumbled Ernest. Diboren chuckled. "Hey what's been bugging you, anyways?" Asked Ernest as they neared the doghouse. *Nothing...why?* Asked Diboren. "Your monthly prank count is severely low, and you've been trying to avoid me for the past three days." Said Ernest as they reached the doghouse door. As Ernest was reaching into his pocket to grab the keys to the doghouse, Diboren noticed a heavy rock at least two inches away from him. "There. It's open." Ernest said with satisfaction. As he was about to turn around, Ernest felt something heavy hit him upside the head.

"Ugh...what happened?" Asked Ernest as he woke up. He was about to rub his head when he realized that he could bare move his hands and legs. "What the-? What's going on?" He asked as he took in his surroundings. *What's going on is that you're in the doghouse now.* Said Diboren as he walked out of the shadows. "Ha ha. Very funny. Now let me go." Said Ernest. *No. You're mine. And you need to learn your place.* Said Diboren. Ernest noticed a change come over his friend and smiled. "Alright. How are you gonna help me learn my place?" Asked Ernest. *Let's see, hands and feet bound, and wearing nothing but underwear. Why don't you tell me how.* Said Diboren with a smile. Ernest looked closely at these facts and smiled. "Heh. Sure okay. Go for it." He said. *Tch! You asked for it.* Roared Diboren. Ernest noticed that change again. He knew that Diboren wouldn't really hurt him but still, something seemed off. He seemed more distracted than usual. Diboren slowly walked over to Ernest with a huge devious smile on his face. Diboren looked deep into Ernest's eyes and stopped. "Well? I'm waiting." Said Ernest. What happened next took Ernest by complete surprise.

*I-I can't do it! I-I just can't!* Yelled Diboren with an anguished cry. "Wow. I've never seen this side of you before." Said Ernest in complete shock. Diboren lunged at Ernest with tears in his eyes. "Hey. Wha-what's going on?" Asked Ernest. *I-I was told I had a hard time controlling my-my...release. And I said that I didn't...s-so as a challenge I-I had...I had to...I'm so s-SORRY!* Diboren nested his head on Ernest's shoulder and just cried. *I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please forgive me.* Three years before Diboren was born, the village had made some major changes. For one, if you were at least a Genin, you could take on missions on your own. This change was a product of post war as well as a worldwide movement to teach academy students ninjutsu.So when Diboren was old enough to go on missions with Ernest, the boy took him along. But whenever Diboren felt something brush his backside, he always climaxed near instantly. Ernest didn't know, but that was why Diboren and his father hadn't been getting along.

And even though he didn't know, Ernest was pretty sure that it was his father who put Diboren up to this. *Please...please...please.* Ernest chuckled and placed his hand on the ninken's head. "Alright, I'll forgive you. On three conditions." Diboren perked up a little bit. "Name them. Come on." He pleaded. "You stop apologizing, you man up, and you prove your dad wrong." Said Ernest. *W-what? N-no. I-I already put you through more hell than I wanted to* "Look...I worked hard to get these three full days off. If I go back now they're gonna kill me. So we might as well stay here and at least try." Said Ernest.

*I-I don't know. After all you always said that you didn't like it when I put my ass in your face.* said Diboren. "So what? Just because I said something doesn't mean that it was what I was thinking." Said Ernest. Diboren fell silent for awhile. "Awwww! He's just so cute when he's thinking." Cooed Ernest. *Bite me.* Ernest chuckled. Diboren fell silent again. He was about to speak when Ernest cut him off. "If I wasn't sure about this, I would be out of these cuffs and busting you over the head for pulling a stunt like that." Said Ernest. *First of all, I hate it when you do that. Second of all, if you're willing to try it then I guess I'm willing to try it too.* Diboren said in defeat. The room fell silent again. "What're you waiting for? Your butt isn't gonna smell itself." Diboren pointed to the chains around Ernest's wrist and ankles. "Leave them be. They're the perfect way to make sure that I can't go back on my word." Diboren slowly got to his feet and began to turn his ass towards Ernest's face. Diboren felt the boy's face touch his butt and almost instantly gasped. Ernest began to rub Diboren's back to try and comfort him.

Ernest's face finally reached its mark. By this time Ernest felt the ninken's claws dig into his legs. It didn't hurt real bad but it was definitely getting there. Ernest dug his nose just a little deeper into Diboren's butt. Unfortunately, that resulted in Diboren's claws burying themselves two inches under his skin. Ernest clamped his hand on a small soft spot on Diboren's back. *Owww!* cried Diboren. The ninken was about to turn around and bite the boy but stopped when he saw blood coming from his legs. "My bag has some bandages in it." He said. Diboren grabbed the bag and carried it over to Ernest. "Don't...even...say it." Said Ernest. Diboren took the bandage into his mouth and tore off the spot that Ernest was holding. *I wasn't going to say sorry. I was going to ask how the smell was.* Said Diboren. Ernest chuckled to himself. "First of all, no you weren't. Second of all, I'm sorry I squeezed your soft spot. And third of all, on a scale of unscented to ungodly, I'd say ungodly. *Tha-that bad?* asked Diboren. "Yeah. But hey, the stinkier the better." Said Ernest.

Yet again, the room fell silent. "Well? Come on, get over here." Said Ernest. Diboren walked back to Ernest and, still a little reluctantly, placed his butt back in the boy's face. Diboren groaned and Ernest rubbed the right side of his body. *You know? I was thinking about something.* Said Diboren. *Wait, you were thinking?* Asked Ernest in shock. Diboren glared back at Ernest and ripped a nose burning fart in his face. *Yes I was thinking.* Diboren said with a snicker. *Oh god that reeks.* complained Ernest. *Thanks for noticing.* Ernest breathed in Diboren's fart and pushed his nose a little bit deeper into his butt. *Ngh!* Diboren dug his claws deeper into the doghouse floor. FRRRRRRRT! Diboren's face turned bright red. *S-sorry. Slipped out.* said Diboren. *Good thing it did.* said Ernest. *Seriously? Why is that a "good thing"?* asked Diboren. *Because I was getting bored. And besides, I needed a shower and now I have reason to take one.* said Ernest. Diboren laughed. *Anyways. What were you thinking about?* asked Ernest. *I remember my dad told something when I was younger. He said that when he was young, he was the same as me. Especially when it came to shoving body parts in his partner's face.* mused Diboren. *That explains why you enjoyed rubbing your ass in my face. Might also explain why we're doing this.* said Ernest. Ernest nestled his nose even deeper into Diboren's crack. *Ahhhh!* cried Diboren. Ernest stroked the right side of his body.

*Deep breaths. Come on, just breathe.* Soothed Ernest. Diboren took deep breaths and eventually calmed down. BLOOOOORP! *Oh my god! The hell you eat?!* asked Ernest with a laugh. *Wait...what was the name of that berry? The red one that has a cake and a pie in it's flavor.* asked Diboren. *Seriously?! You did not just eat a strawberry did you?* asked Ernest. *No I didn't eat a strawberry. I ate a whole basket of strawberries.* said Diboren. *God. 10 of those wrecked your stomach. But a whole basket.* complained Ernest. *If it makes you feel better, the basket only had ten strawberries in it. Said Diboren. *I don't know why, but that actually does make me feel better.* said Ernest. Unlike most dogs, Diboren suffered severe stomach pains from fruits. FSSSSSSSSSSST! *I'm a dead man.* said Ernest. Diboren cast him a nervous chuckle. *Don't worry about it...I'll manage.* sighed Ernest. Ernest dug his nose a little deeper into the ninken's butt, getting another face full of fart. *Ngh! S-sorry.* said Diboren. Ernest shuddered, but didn't move an inch. *Wow. I guess even perseverance has limits, huh?* said Diboren as he ripped a ten second nose burner into his friends face.

*I'm gonna pray that you didn't just now figure that out.* said Ernest. Diboren rolled his eyes. *Okay. You do that.* said Diboren. BLOOOOOOORP! *Heh. How's the smell back there?* mocked Diboren. What happened next took him by complete surprise. Ernest rammed his nose as well as his face as far as they would go into the ninken's crack. Diboren let out a howl. *Heh. That answer your question?* Ernest asked in a smug tone. *P-piss off.* said Diboren. Ernest rolled his eyes and chuckled. This little cycle went on for another hour before Diboren looked out the window. *Night time. What now?* asked Diboren. Ernest shrugged. *Sleep? That's what normal people do.* *Wait. We're normal now?* asked Diboren. Ernest chuckled. *Just shut up lay down.* said Ernest as he scooted up under his friend. Diboren laid down with his butt on Ernest's face. *Night.* said Diboren.

*Night.* said Ernest. The two laid there for thirty minutes when Diboren spoke up. *Well...you weren't kidding when you said you liked it.* Ernest opened his eyes. *I thought we agreed that you'd stay out of my head when we sleep.* he said. *Yeah well, when you can't sleep, you tend to thought-mingle a lot.* said Diboren. *Sorry.* said Ernest. *Hey...if you want I can help you fall asleep.* Said Diboren as he shifted his tailhole on Ernest's nose. * How?* asked Ernest. Diboren flashed Ernest a look that could have easily made him look like the devil. *Don't worry about it.* he said. Ernest started to speak when Diboren released a fart that could've cleared a farting contest. Ernest coughed and gagged, struggling to find a source of oxygen. *Heh. Sweet dreams. Don't worry, you'll get over it by morning.* he said as he laid back down. As Ernest faded into unconsciousness, Diboren shifted around until Ernest's face was as far up his ass as it would allow. *Everything I told you was true. Please remember that...master.* said Diboren. And then, with one last fart, the ninken went to sleep