Janet the skunk in family matters (non erotic)
#4 of Herm stuff
Back story to Janet's porn career. Will be more erotic in the future.
Collaborating with a roleplayer for an exciting Cameo episode keep you posted!
"Well Janet. This is your boyfriend?", asked Lucia sitting by the table.
"Jup. Mike say hi to my mom.", said Janet hitting Mike on the back.
"Well you know I'm- It was sudden you see.", said Mike letting his ears hang uncertainly.
"Lucia is a tad... Odd you know Mike we are a good christian family. You don't have any homosexual tendencies do you?", asked Lucia playing with the cross around her neck.
"Janet is a pretty skunk lady, and she is really kind.", said Mike playing along.
"Jak, jak, jak Mike. I want to know, if you have ever done anything gay with another male.", said Lucia lighting a cigarette.
"Oh come on mom he is super straight.", said Janet annoyed she couldn't slut it up with this dead weight at home.
"Yeah I am you know, and I love her.", said Mike reaching for her hand.
"Well then. Good. You may leave I expect you home at ten. I also expect a ring on your finger by the time of next month, or this Mike can go pretend it was Adam, and Steve.", said Lucia not caring.
"Oh come on mom. I'm a female-", argued Janet desperately.
"Yes, and you attract the wrong kind of male like a pile of shit does flies.", said Lucia dropping a quarter in the swear jar.
"Have you been putting quarters in the swear jar?", asked Lucia looking at it.
"Jup. Of my own accord no swearing in this house.", said Janet proudly.
Actually she had just gotten a roll of twenty quarters, and dropped it all in there. Here allowance allowed for it not that she spent much. No pleasure except cigarettes.
"Well, well. This is your influence no doubt. She doesn't get like that on her own. Carry on. I need to rest my eyes.", said Lucia shushing them out.
"Your mother is a hardcore Christian?", asked Mike horrified.
"Actually she is a baptist, and works as kitchen staff on an oil rig. I'm so jealous I mean the guys there come desperate, and lubed sort of like a rubber. I'm so happy you are back! I hate fucking females, and guys with pathetic dicks. I need a fucking vacation from all the mediocre sex I was having.", said Janet casually.
"What? You cheated on me? At least twice?", asked Mike horrified.
"Now to be fair that wasn't emotional at all no kissing, but Mike I need to get my dick wet. It's fucking necessary I'm a female. I get sex when I want it, how I want it.
I'm not fucking kidding. You are a male you can wait ten years, but if I didn't have a dick I'd get away with rape. I'm a female you know.", said Janet laying out the situation.
"Oh come on. Don't do this to me.", said Mike looking wounded.
"I know you are jealous however I guarantee that was one hundred percent sodomy. I don't love them hoes I swear.", said Janet grabbing his hand.
"What? That's- You are a female- You can't say shit like that!", said Mike looking intimidated.
"Tell you what Mike I'll let you suck off all the girl juices from my dick. How about we do that, and from then on it's what you want, all night. Just to show how much I deserve being punished.
Well but let's be real here Mike if you lose your erection after the first round I'm topping until you fucking give me what you owe me.", said Janet slapping him on the butt.
"Oh fuck. Jan don't play with me like that... I mean I'm sorry I left for that internship, I really am. Just don't fuck around to get back at me.", said Mike looking desperately in love.
"Oh come on you yellow fleabag. This wasn't about revenge. I just fucked some hoes Jesus. Not everything is about you. Sides it's not like you can't fuck around.", said Janet feeling odd.
"Look Jan just come to my place, and we will put this entire thing behind us. I got you a gift you will like it, really you will, and...", Mike was sobbing pathetic.
"There there you big sissy. Jesus...", said Janet holding him for a while.
"Are you fucking kidding me how stacked are your parents?", asked Janet pissed off at the oppulence.
"Well my dam runs a porn company you know?", asked Mike taking off her shoes for her.
"Fucking what? I'm so in. Why are you holding out on me.", said Janet impressed.
"Look I love you why not just me? I mean I'd prefer you do porn, because that is sex work. Let's be real you aren't doing that for anything, but the money. My dam will make sure of that.", stated Mike rising.
"Well for starters how much can I fuck you in the ass before you die of blood poisoning?", asked Janet casually.
"A lot OK?", stated Mike, and then sunk into himself.
"Look Mike it's OK, but I fuck for two you know? I'll wear you to shreds, besides I can't love women I'm not gay.", said Janet that much was for sure.
"So your reasoning is?", asked Mike insulted.
"My reasoning Mike is that I'm a lot more than my sexual escapades, and hope to god it's the same for you, because you lack the genitals to fucking match me.
Besides I love you, and you love me.", said Janet pinning him against the wall starting to kiss him.
It was passionate, passionate as fuck.
"I don't kiss hoes like that Mike. I don't you know why? Because they aren't my lover.", said Janet reaching into his pants.
"Look my mom-"
"Jesus fuck Mike what did I tell you!", said his dam looking around the corner.
"I'm not fucking working with you you stinking bitch. Don't you dare play with my son, to break into the business!", said his dam pushing her off.
"Actually she didn't know dammy.", said Mike looking nervous.
"Oh of course you just casually date bombshells with a dominant streak. Casually. Fucking naivete in motion. Now young lady apologize to my son!", said the bitch with a wild look in her eyes.
"What? For being his mate? Get off my dick.", said Janet lighting a cigarette.
"What? So you didn't know? Is that what you are saying?", asked the bitch taking the cigarette out of her hand.
"Jup I didn't know. I want an open relationship, because you son isn't going to have the time I want for sex. He will study at MIT, and I'll be sitting there with a pounding cock, and cunt dissatisfied, and most horribly bored. I'll let that out on him you know. I'm a female.
That doesn't change how much I love him. It doesn't change who I want in bed with me. It just changes my mood.", said Janet annoyed how creepy were people anyhow.
"Well yeah dammy she does have a point. I mean trust me... She is-", Mike hanging his ears, and looking down was interrupted.
"I'm a skeezy slut Mike, and you love that. So do I. I never meant to hurt you.", said Janet hugging him from behind making him feel her erection.
"That is not appropriate- Look I'm Latitia, and believe me I know my stuff. I have a degree in the performing arts you know.
However don't you have any desire to be respected? Your self assessment is valuing you know?", asked Latita with a worried look.
"And? Fuck I know it's distasteful. So what do you say want to help your son keep his girl. He says I can have all the ass I need. So long as it's a job.", said Janet making Mike nodd in agreement.
"Can't be helped then. Tomorrow at eight. I'll fucking make you regret playing with his feelings like that. Do you want pizza?", asked Latita sounding friendly.
"Sounds great right Mike?", asked Janet rubbing his belly.
"Pizza sounds nice.", said Mike confused.