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We were sitting down in the dining room for breakfast, and I was enjoying watching Seth try to sit down without getting spurted into by his toy. He finally gave in and sat down on it, wincing and moaning at the feeling.

"See, my question is, how big is the toy itself?" [X]

"Like eight inches in length and an inch and a half in diameter." [Kyle]

"So, why does Seth have that in him?" [Titus]

"He thinks he'll be the first of us to not freak out because there's something in him." [Me]

"First of you guys, I've been wearing stuff like that since I was your age." [Kyle]

"Yeah, and I've been wearing belts for nearly a year, now. I'm still wearing one." [Tanner]

"But it's a smaller toy." [Titus]

"Ugh, can we just eat without talking about this?" [Ciph]

Tanner looked at Kyle, "Titus gave me the purple one, instead of red, or orange."

"He didn't see the notable size difference?" [Kyle]

"Guess not."

"It's not bigger." [Titus]

"It's like an extra half inch in diameter, and it's studded." [Tanner]

I felt my feet nudge against something and moved them, realizing I'd kicked Ted. "Sorry."

"Oh, that's your slippers. They're nice and warm, put your feet back."

"Oh, okay." I set my feet next to his, and caught his feet between my slippers.

"Hey, I that's my boyfriend!" Seth set his feet next to Ted's, running his legs of mine, and I reached over, grabbed his hips, and pushed down. He squirmed and moaned, and I noticed his crotch move.

"That's not fair! How am I supposed to succeed in this challenge if you keep messing with me?" [Seth]

"Zane beat me." [Garrick]

"He messed with me." [Zane]

"You guys made fun of me." [X]

"Oh. Well... Still." [Seth]

"No, you're getting messed with. The hazing begins now." [Garrick]

I felt Ted move his foot, and saw him lower himself in his chair so that he could reach his foot under the table and nudge Seth's crotch. In return, Seth closed his legs oon his foot, squirmed at more stuff being squirted into him, and then proceeded to lick Ted's toes. Ted pulled his foot back and wiped it off on the floor, and most of us just laughed at it.

"Right, you guys are total pervs." [Ciph]

"We're teenagers, a little is okay, but if someone's gonna be like Seth, then deserve a little a hazing." [Me]

"But, you're my boyfriend." [Seth]

"But, I wanna keep you safe and you dismissed that, so I'm being an ass about it." [Me]

"Oh... Can you ease up on me, though? I'm just really horned up today, I haven't gotten off in two weeks." [Seth]

"How about tonight we take you in?" [Daniel]

"No." [Me and Seth in unison.]

"Aww... But I love you." [Ted]

"Woah." [Tanner]

"What? We dormed together last year, I love both of them." [Ted]

"Oh, that explains it." [Kyle]

"Yeah, we might as well be a threesome." [Seth]

"Psh, that's adorable." Ciph realized how much of a pedophile he sounded then added to the sentence, "F-for teenagers."

"Hey, if your brother weren't in prison, I'd be perfectly okay with-" [Kyle]

"When society collapses, I'm killing my brother. He has no ability to love, and never will." [Ciph]

"Woah. What got into you?" [Tanner]

"Yeah, you usually don't say things like that." [Kyle]

"Well it's true! He's an incompetent ass, and he always will be!" [Ciph]

"Wait, you said he was in prison?" [Jeran]

"He deserves to be six feet under."

"But, you're not talking about Alan Psijius, are you?"

"Alan Psijius!?" [Ted]

"Yup. And he wasn't framed. He used magic." [Ciph]

"... You mean, the fuck who killed mom and dad, is your brother?" [Tanner]

"What?" [Me]

"I feel so left out." [Seth]

"Okay, everybody shut up." Ciph looked around at everybody to make sure they were staying quiet. "Listen, we all know about the wreck on main street ten years ago. That was started because my brother, Psijius- legally Alan Psijius- sent a semi hurtling down the street. He simply meant to kill, and kill he did. He didn't mean to kill any specific person, just to wreak havoc. I knew it was him, and I knew a couple guards in the prison who know about magic. They filed it under a hundred different reasons for why he should be put it prison, and the news argued that he was framed. The only lie was the dates- other than the wreck, that was emphasized."

"... Can I help you kill him?" [Tanner]

"You're all gonna help. Looking forward, I came to this realization, two days from now, he breaks out of prison."

"What?!" [Jeran]

"Well, we're dead." [Garrick]

"Why don't we just kill him now?" [Ted]

"Or keep him from breaking out?" [Daniel]

"Because that's not how time works! We need to prepare. Anyways, once he breaks out, it won't be too long before some of the other arcane convicts break out, and then we're dead. Within minutes it'll be international news, emergencies broadcast over every station, every man, woman, and child in America will know about it, and from there it'll be a downward slope to the destruction of man."

"... What if we could evacuate the city?" [Me]

"Under what reason? Knowing about an impending terrorist attack?" [Kyle]

"We could say it's a tsunami." [Me]

"No... This could work. Angmallen knows, he could help. Alex, you're fucking brilliant!" Ciph jumped up out of his seat and bolted out the door, despite the fact that he was still in his shorts and under shirt.

"... Great. He didn't even finish his breakfast." [Kyle]

"Of course he didn't, he's Ciph." [Tanner]

"Does he do stuff like that very often?" [Titus]

"He's a do it now kinda guy. That's why I like him, but... He's gonna come back after this and he'll be starving." [Kyle]

"Wait, who's Angmallen?" [Ted]

"He's the head of the police department, although us magic users see him as more of a psychopath because he claims to be able to see all magical auras and energies, including souls." [Jeran]

"Well that's not ridiculous. I mean, me and Ciph can." [Me]

"... Wait, really?" [Garrick]

"Yeah, why's that so weird?"

"You know how in Harry Potter they say that, even in the wizarding world, hearing things isn't good?" [Jeran]

"Haven't read the books or scene the movies." [Me]

"Oh, well, that's true, it's also true about seeing things." [Jeran]

"... What about the figure me and Alex talked to last night?" [Seth]

"Oh, right! Yeah, he said his name was Cid and that he'd-" [Me]

Jeran jumped out of his seat and glared at us,"What!? You talked to Cid!? Did he touch one of us!?"

"Uh..." I pointed at Jeran, and his glare melted into fear and depression. He sat back down in his chair, pushed his breakfast out of the way, and laid his head on the table. I saw a dark figure walk around and stand behind him. It looked at me and Seth and held it's finger over it's mouth, signalling to not point out it's presence.

The figure waved it's left hand over X's head, and X reached an arm around Jeran, as if to comfort him. The figure set his hand on the side of Jeran's face and pushed it towards X, just enough that Jeran continued the action until his head was against to X's chest. The figure continued his walk around the table, and when he got to me and Seth, he made a motion as if pushing downward, and I noticed a minor movement with Seth that must've caused the toy to squirt more fluids into him.

Seth crossed his arms in front of his stomach, that I realized was a little bigger than usual. His ambient smile had faded and I realized it must've started being uncomfortable. I leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You won, you can go take that out if you want." He immediately sighed in relief and went off into the bathroom, and I noticed Cid was following him.

"... Uh... Thank you for breakfast, Kyle." [Zane]

"No problem..." We finished eating in silence, except for Jeran and X who just sat and cuddled for the rest of the time in the dining room.