The Man With No Guidance....
#13 of Where Gods Be Mortals
So, I'm back!
And we're back!
[Automated applause]
I have finally come up with a way to make this!
AND I TELL YA, IT TOOK DAYS!
TT: Yeah right! You coulda did this anytime you wanted to!
Me: Hey shut up okay!? Talking with so many people on FF. net is very time-consuming and very addicting! :P
Tannis: That may be but don't you have to tell the readers something first?
Me: Oh yeah! Thanks Pat! I have some people you guys might like! First up, we have... ANEWIMAGINENATION!
[An 18-year-old boy came into the Author Room]
ANIN: Hey guys! :3
ME: ANIN, or Danny as I like to call him, will be writing a co-write and he wanted me to help! How cool is that? Very. Nuff said.
Next up...Kyu, the Horny White Kyurem!
[Kyu enters]
Kyu: Sup?
Me: My favorite Legendary, and one of my bed dominators. He can go all night ladies~! :3
Kyu: Yeah, you owe me some of you later.
Me: Fine. Go sit in the corner.
Kyu: But why?
ME: But this foot up yo' ass- Nah, just go!
[He grumbled and went to the corner like a good boy.]
Me: Yeah, he may have me in bed, but outside, he's putty in my hands. :3
SO, in other news, there will be more action, more enemies, more rivals, and new friends aboard this WGBM train.
Let's just hope it's not a bullet train...
In any case, for this chappy...
You know what? Read it to find out.
Enjoy!
Roll The Film!
Chapter 12: The Man With No Guidance...
Chris...
"COME BACK HERE, YOU BITCH!" Chris was still chasing after Hannamae in the forest, Aurora struggling to keep up.
"Chris...Slow...down..." Aurora was about to fall over on herself when she did just that and reflexively sent an Aura Sphere forward. Chris naturally dodged it and it went straight to Hannamae. It made contact, knocking her over and sending her tumbling to a clearing, where she settled.
"Now that had to at least cripple her.", Chris said to himself as he ran to access her wounds...
But there were none to see.
Her back was smoking...because it had hit a piece of armor on her back...
Chris'.
"That all you got?", she threw at them, mocking them for their idiocy.
"No..." Chris was seething in rage at this point, charging up something he hasn't been able to use in a long time. Aurora saw the ominous glowing in his hands as he held his hands Goku-style.
"No Chris! It's too dangerous!"
"I don't care! This bitch is going down!" Ten Aura Shruikens, all of the red color, were all floating around Chris as he glared at the human girl, who was still on the ground for some reason. Aurora cowered in fear and took cover by the trees, scared for her life and Chris'.
"Well, you gonna do it or do I have to ship these to team Neo via Digitele?" Hannamae taunted, about to pressed a button on her wrist computer. Chris smirked at her.
"You won't have a chance to do so..." The Aura Shruikens began to float backwards, ready to dash to her just as her finger neared the 'DigiTeleportation' icon. They stared each other off, ready for each other to make a move. The tumbleweed never had such good timing as both parties were about to make a move, as evident by their twitching.
But then this happened.
Outta nowhere, a bullet whizzed past and hit Hannamae's wrist computer, disabling it. A metal net caught the Aura Shruikens outta the air before Chris could say anything. A yelp from behind alerted them that they had company, as the yelp was from Aurora.
"Who's there!?", Chris shouted, looking around for the assailant. A blur shot past them and Hannamae was knocked out. Because of this, he decided now was high-time he put his armor back on. As he was putting on the helmet, the blur came back and took it outta his hand, making him look around in panic...
Until his eyes locked onto Seje.
"Next time, try to actually ANSWER my damn calls.", he said to the Tank, making Chris look at his Mark and saw that it was glowing fervently. He checked and he had 10 new messages...
'Chris, I need you at these coordinates.'
'Chris? Where are you? Kora's waiting.'
'Cousineau, where are you?'
'Chris...Pick...Up...'
'Chris...My patience is waning...'
'Chris-kun, this is Kora...Seje had to go...bang his head on the wall. Please hurry; he's being really scary...'
'Chris...I'm coming~...'
'Chris, are you okay? Seje's crazy-crazy!'
'CHRIS-KUN, PLEASE BE OKAY!'
'CHRIS-KUN, WHERE ARE YOU!? I NEED YOU NOW!'
The last few were the ones that hit the hardest. Chris felt ashamed that he let his hatred over Hannamae dictate his actions. He held his head down as Seje handed him his helmet back.
"Yeah...You fucked up. Come on." And with that, Seje went into 'S' form and teleported them back to the Warehouse...
The Warehouse...
Chris landed hard on some of the boxes in the warehouse as the Guardians came back. Seje was still in 'S' form, but bleeding slightly.
"Okay, there's you...Now for Sin..." Seje left before Chris could ask for help, having become stuck under the boxes...
Sin's House...
Our Assassin was busy cleaning his house and ridding it of all...stains... He was still angry about Gold kidnapping his mother. He had just gotten rid of Gold's body when there was a flash behind him. He immediately Shadow Sneak'd behind the flash and waited for the person to become visible. The figure sped off from its still position, making Sin fire at it with his Elephant Killer. The bullets whizzed past as the figure flipped away Matrix-style.
"Show yourself!" Sin yelled, aiming his pistol everywhere. The figure was nowhere to be seen...
Until there was a thud behind Sin.
He turned around quickly, aiming...at nothing.
"Grrrr...Come out here..." Sin was getting irritated, as evident by the dark tendrils spawning around him. He prowled around the house, catching short, and going out to the back. Outside, there were flowers that began to wilt as he walked past them, destroying his mom's hard work over the years in a span of a few seconds.
"Well...Show yourself. I promise it won't hurt...much..." Sin's threat made it sound like it was for the air as there was no response. This was the last straw.
"Okay! That's it! You have til the count of 5 to come out or I level the place!...1!...2!...3!...4!..." While he was counting, a deadly black orb of crackling, purple energy formed in his hand, growing exponentially bigger with each second counted up. Soon, it was the size of a small house.
"You asked for I-!" As soon as he was about to launch the ball, it dissipated, leaving him confused more than angry. The figure popped up next to him, placing a hand on his shoulder. It was there where the figure revealed himself to be...Seje...
"So you tried to kill me..." he said, making Sin feel guilty like that one time he ate Seje's nightmare.
"Sorry. I was-."
"It's fine. Come on." Seje held out his hand, tattoos flaring up. Sin just shook his head at his friend and grabbed on. They left in a flash...
Meanwhile At A Base In Hoenn...
"Sir, our firewalls are being shut down by a hacker! Do we engage!?" A Team Neo computer engineer was in the Command Center of a large base in Hoenn.
Where? Lilycove? Specifically? The Multi-plex Mart. The Base Boss was sitting in his chair, looking smug despite the severity of the situation.
"Set the Wanton Barrier..." The Boss turned in his chair, looking out the window to the seas. Outside, a certain someone was there trying to hack the Base's mainframe computer with his simple-looking laptop.
"Come on...Almost..." He was typing in a blur, codes on the screen showing on his glasses as he went at hacking. But due to the fact he was in the zone...
"STOP! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YOU BRAT!" The yell had threw him for a loop, making him close his laptop and hurriedly raise his hands. The figure glanced at his Pokemon, who was already unconscious from an earlier battle with a wild Pokemon.
"Uh..."
"Hey", one of the Team Neo grunts said, looking at his Pokemon," We could make some money with this Pokemon."
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM BULLET!" The boy yelled, now revealed to be Adam from Chris' venture back to the Quilava's parents' grave.
"And what are you gonna do about it kid?" One of the grunts threatened.
"I'll... I'll... Uh..." He hadn't thought he'd get this far.
"Grab him and bag him boys. He's going to the slammer." Adam was paid no expense in gentleness as he was cuffed and put into a body bag.
'I hope this works...'
The Warehouse...
The others were all in the Warehouse, getting settled in. Seje was on the laptop he and Kuri found, playing a scary game. From what they could read, it was about a guy in a coma and this weird balloon-headed guy in a suit that follows him in his dreams or something. The guy gets sent to his childhood home-a mansion- and he has to get out before he dies...And Seje had yet to find out how.
As we speak and spectate, he was in the bottom floor, trying to find the key so he could get to the upper levels of the establishment.
"Where is the damn key!?" He was getting frustrated as the key was just nowhere to be found down here. He groaned in exasperation and fatigue as he was tired from all of the teleporting.
"Seje-kun, are you sure you're all right?", Kuri asked from his right. He shook his head in response, too into the game to get distracted. He was running into the bathroom, where another memento was, when there was a loud noise on the game. It made Seje jump in fright, making the others, minus Sin, flinch.
"Why did it do that?", Chris asked, feeling his heart calm down.
"The balloon guy's nearby..." He continued on, not paying attention to the storm outside...
Or the electricity crackling in tandem to each loud noise on the game...
Or the simple fact that-
"Where IS the balloon guy?" It was confusing Seje to no end as to why he was still alive; he had made enough back-turns to make a game expert hit his own head on a wall. Chris, Kuri, and Sin sat near him, watching with rapt attention...
Several minutes later, Seje was getting too fatigued to play, as evident by his nodding off as he found the last memento. The game's location immediately went dark. The words on the screen warning him to leave the house were lost as he controlled his character to the beginning room, not even paying attention to the growing electricity around the monitor. As his character entered the lobby of the house, the game 'crashed', showing an all-black screen at them.
"What!? You mean I...did all of that...for nothing..." He couldn't be angry as the fatigue he was feeling caught up with his as soon as the game was over. He teetered in place, drawing worry form Kuri.
"Seje-kun? You okay?" He clearly wasn't as he fell back in his chair, avoiding the first electric shock that had suddenly came out the monitor at him. As he crashed onto the floor, the laptop suddenly burst out electricity, catching Chris, Kuri, and Sin off-guard.
"What the-!?" But that's all they could get out as the electricity sparked too bright, taking away their voices and...
Sending them into the game as a portal opened.
The vortex widened as it took the silently screaming Guardians into its ethereal maw. First inside was Kuri, having been closest to Seje when he played; then Chris as his attention was at the highest when Seje got any jump-scares; and lastly Sin before it snapped closed, trapping them...
In the game of Slender: Mansion...
Where Slender awaits to torture them...
And where Seje and Kora must save them as they both slept...
All the while a certain guardian patrolled the nearby area for them...
Me: And this is a Shadow Crystal TT. I need these for my spells and such, okay? Don't let BM get them or he'll use them as dildos.
TT: Don't worry. I got them protected!
[Her method of protection involved one of the special dynamite sticks Spirit got her.]
Me: [(-_-U)'ing] Yeah, they look ready for Defense School...[I look at you] OH SHIT! I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE! Go to my Author Room; I'll be there in a secco!
Cliffhanger's a right old bitch, isn't it?
This has been melancholy man guy.
And there's your cookie. Shit happened.
Who's Hannamae really? Why was Seje crazy? Why was the laptop a portal to dimensions? What is going on with Adam? Why did he let himself get captured? What's his plan? And why are you NOT PM'ing me these questions? 0_o
What'll happen next chappy!?
I dunno.
Debate this, Stalk this fic, LOVE it like a fluffy, and Critique your asses off!
Next time...
Yeah, you won't know what happens next time. ;)
Moncheli!