Legend High-Chapter 13
#15 of Legend High
Well, if you want them longer, you'd have to wait longer, now won't you? :3
Good day ladies and gents!
I bringeth you...LEGEND HIGH!
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I'm trying my best to appease those drama lovers at the mo'!
And it's been hectic, I tell ya!
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[Smack] SORRY, SHIT HAPPENS! Oh! Too loud, sorry!
In any case-
TT: Seje! Where's AFR's next chappy!?
ME: It'll be made, you impatient bomb freak!
TT: I want it now!
Me: Yeah, I want my money and I want it now, but I ain't getting it now am I!? In any case, where's Tannis? She said she'd be back for this!
TT: I dunno!
Me: SHE BETTER NOT'VE WENT TO THAT ONE POKE-VERSE!
TT: Who knows?
Me: Ah, forget it. She'll be back.
Anyway peeps, I made a new poll for AFR on FF. net and it's to see how people actually like the characters I used. So far it's like this.
1st place: Sajuan(Me) and Hazel Collins(Koraru Kinomoto)-2 votes
3rd place: Adam Ramzi(Solopuppy) and Jack Prex(The Constitutionalist)-1 vote
I guess people like me and Hazel-Darling...
In any case, hope to see more loving for our characters and as or these characters...
To calm confusion, I shall post the character names and species in these A/N every chappy for here on out!
Tanner Volsorate-Human(Mine)
Peter/Py-Shan-Lugia/Shadow Lugia(Mine)
Vanessa Condria-Ho-Oh(Also Mine!)
Aurora(Ro)-Mew(Koraru Kinomoto's OC)
Kevin Enderson-Dialga(Mine but someone can have him)
Jackson Hellinger-Palkia(Mine but someone can have him)
Gaius-Groudon(ChronosSplicer's OC)
Mia Anderson-Kyogre(ALSO MINE!)
Jake Excher-Virizion(Mine for DAYS!)
Natalie-Shaymin(Mine but someone can have her)
Andy Bellington-Latios(Mine but I hate having him around. :P)
Alegaesia Bellington-Latias(Mine but she can be someone's bae. :P)
Sol Verecunde-Reshiram(Solopuppy's OC)
Athena-Human(Mine but no one's knows her. :P)
Jethro Jills-Yveltal(Mine but I hate his guts!)
Donny Anderson-Kyogre(Mine since he's a drama factor)
And that's about it for the important characters! If you need to know more, just tell me via PM or review!
I got that outta the way...Now what to do?... OH!
Enjoy!
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Chapter 13: WTF Just Happened!?
Tanner's Place Of Residence...
"Hey bitch, I'm going out soon. Is there anything you need me to do besides go get you more drugs?" Tanner was feeling anxious and irritated today as he got ready for his dinner at...Andy's...
"No you little shit. I nay case, make sure you bring your ass home at 10 sharp." Mary was not in the mood for games as she was late for her appointment at her job...
At Rod Randy's...
"Yeah yeah, I know the schtick. Don't come home with cops either 'mom'.", Tanner replied, glaring at her as she wore a dress that would be considered 'too revealing'.
"Fine. No one can come over. Period." With that note, she left the household. Tanner shook his head and went back to his room. He went to his dresser and grabbed a button-down shirt to wear along with some tan pants. Putting those on the ironing board to rid of wrinkles, he went to the kitchen and grabbed a snack. As soon as he was about to go back to his room for anything he was missing, the phone rang.
When he answered, the unmistakable sound of Ro was on the other line.
'Hey Tanner! What'chu doing?'
'Getting ready to go to a dinner party. I won't be there long.'
'Well you better not! Peter's all saddy-sad over here at Vanessa's and he needs you!'
'Needs me?', Tanner thought before shaking his head.
'I'm sure it'll pass when I get there.'
'Yeah yeah...Speaking of, where are you goi-?'
Tanner cut her off as the doorbell rang on his end, marking that his ride was here.
'I'll tell you when I get there.' He hung up before she could reply. He went to answer the door and guess who?
Andy.
"Hello Tanner. I assume you're ready?" His smug grin was not unnoticed by Tanner, but he held his suspicions.
"Yeah, just lemme put my clothes on and we'll go. Just sit in the living room." For some reason, Mary actually went outta her way to clean the house, the entire action puzzling Tanner to no end as he grabbed his clothes. Andy sat on the couch, watching Tanner still. It woulda crept him out, but he was far too used to creep stares. As soon as he put on his dress shoes, Andy ushered him out the door, closing it and locking it for him before he could pull out his key.
"Wow. Impatient much?"
"Oh don't worry yourself. I'm the host; you're the guest." That grin was still on the Latios morph's face as he went to their ride, which was a limousine, the driver being their family helper Joseph. Tanner just shrugged and got into the limo...
Vanessa's Home...
"Come on Peter! Cheer up! He said he'd be here soon!" Ro was trying her best to cheer up the lonely Lugia, but he was adamant in having a frown on his face.
"Come on Ro! We got some more things in the back! Need your help with it all!" Vanessa was bubbly and cheerful; the complete contrast to Peter. He was sitting on the couch, watching TV with Kevin and Jackson, both sitting in the same chair with Kevin being sat on.
"PETER!", Vanessa called from the basement. Peter scoffed at her.
"She doesn't need my help."
"PETER! I NEED YOUR HELP!" This made him raise an eyebrow.
"Okay...She doesn't need it badly..."
"PETER! I NEED YOUR HELP! BADLY!"
"Okay, what the fuck?" Peter rose form his seat so he could go see what she wanted.
What he saw made him pale a little.
"Can you help me lift this? It's going to the garage." She was holding what looked like an industrial treasure chest with pipes and a steam engine. Peter backed away slowly.
"Uh...can't you get one of the other guys to do it? I'm sure they're stronger." He was sweating bullets as he was not in the mood for heavy lifting. It'd mat his feathers down and make him look appealing to others.
"Come on! You still owe me for that one time!" Peter panicked and looked to see if Kevin or Jackson were paying attention, but they were being cuddly with each other so they weren't.
"Come on Vanessa! You can't hold that over me every trip!"
"Well you shoulda never took the bet to-!"
"SHHHH!" Peter hurriedly covered her beak so she wouldn't say anymore, lest Ro say something about it. "Fine, I'll do it."
"Good boy." She patted him on the head and went upstairs. Peter took a deep breath before grabbing the chest and heaving, immediately noting how FUCKING HEAVY it was. The veins in his muscles strained as he began to lift it.
"Dammit Vanessa! This thing is heavy!"
"Told ya~!" She and Ro were enjoying glasses of lemonade that Vanessa's mom made for them before she went out for cooking supplies...
Jake Excher's Place Of Residence...
"So...This is my house...And stuff...and stuff..." Jake had been nervous about his parents and brother Kyle ruining this for him, but luckily Kyle was not there at the moment. Jake's parents welcomed Sol like he was family, his mother more-so than his father. They were in the living room, waiting on Jake's mom to finish cooking dinner.
"So...Did you enjoy the tour?", Jake nervously asked Sol, the latter blushing before responding.
"Yeah...It was...fun, I guess...But your dad...is a little uptight..." Jake sighed at these words.
"Yeah, my dad's always paranoid about me bringing in visitors. I guess he thinks they're gonna hurt me or something."
"Well...your dad's an idiot." The insult had made Jake's eyes widen as he stared at Sol, the Reshiram morph hiding his face.
"Dude, what?" Before Sol could reply, however,...
"DINNER'S READY!", Jake's mom, Fantina Excher, called from the kitchen. The boys went to the kitchen, ready to eat...
"BOOYAH, BITCHES!" Kyle ran past them from nowhere, making them stumble as he ran to the table and sitting down first.
"Kyle! Watch where you're going!", Jake yelled, catching his mom by surprise.
"What's this? Little Guy grew a spine for once?" Kyle countered, smirking at Jake.
"Yeah, unlike you, I have one AND a brain." The comeback had threw Kyle for a loop, used to being the one with the last word.
"Uh well...Your...uh..." The stammering had Jake and Sol chuckling at him, making him falter.
"Now now children. We can't have that on such a special day.", Fantina reprimanded, making the duo stop chuckling.
"Now come on, let's dig in!", she exclaimed...
Andy's Place Of Residence...
"So, that's my house. Anything you saw familiar?", Andy asked Tanner, smirking the whole while. They had been like this for a minute; going around the house-or mansion- and seeing the sights, all the while Andy kept asking if Tanner saw it already in Peter's home. Every time it was brung up, Tanner would either reply with "No comment" or "Yes". But Andy persisted, trying to get Tanner to enjoy his time there at Casa De Andy.
"Yes. A lot actually." Tanner rebutted, irritated at Andy's unrelenting desire to pester him about the subject.
"Well, I beg to differ. Just where have you seen such riches?", Andy said, the Latios morph gesturing around the main room they were in, the marble floor and walls of paintings.
"Somewhere you don't need to know. Is that all? We already ate."
"Well...there is one thing we haven't-."
"Oh come on Andy! Just let him go!" A shout originated from the stairs made them look to see Alegaesia at the top, glaring down at Andy.
"And what if I don't?", he challenged, raising an eyebrow-if he had any.
"Just hope your room can handle the damage~...", she threatened, making him pale.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY ROOM!", he yelled back, about to run at her, but he would break his plot.
"Make me asshole~!" She skipped off, making him grind his teeth but not move.
"Aren't you gonna stop her?", Tanner asked him, actually showing concern since she looked DETERMINED to destroy his room.
"No...I have better things to do than stop her petty squabbles..." Andy was seething, but eventually he calmed down, looking at Tanner with that same smirk. That was the last straw.
"Okay, what is with you!?", Tanner exclaimed, pinning Andy to the wall.
"Nothing's with me; I thought this was just a friendly tour of the house.", Andy said, smirk not leaving his face.
"Well, whatever it is, just stop it." Tanner was frustrated now, so he let Andy go and went to the front door, making Andy finally drop the smirk.
"Wait!", he cried, making Tanner look back at him.
"What?"
"...I...", Andy couldn't finish, turning away. Tanner just shook his head in disappointment and left. As soon as Andy heard the door close back, he smirked again.
"Hmph, time will tell for us Tanner...Time will tell..."
Vanessa's Domain...
[DING DONG!] went the doorbell, making Peter look up from his mac and cheesy. He grew curious for once and went to answer. Outside, Tanner was waiting for someone to answer when...
"BOO!" A voice went before Tanner was blinded by something. When Peter went to answer, there was no one there. He sighed sadly and went back in, hoping Tanner was still coming...
Cliffhanger's a right old bitch, isn't it?
This has been melancholy man guy.
So there you have it! Columbus Day in the making!
What's Tanner's mom's job like? Why was Andy at the least 'attempting' to be nice? What was with that chest? Where's Gaius, Mia, and Donny? And what happened to Tanner?
Why am I asking all of you that?
What'll happen next chappy!?
I dunno.
Debate about it, Stalk this, LOVE IT, and critique your asses off!
I woulda had this done sooner, but I was going back and forth with PM's, errands, music, food, and the occasional Yahoo Message from Braindead123. You guys remember him, right? Of course you do! :D
This week, I hope to make another WGBM chappy! I have new hope and inspiratio for it now!
And with that, I kiss you all good night!
Keeping it smexy!
Moncheli!