A Fated Reality-Chapter 19
#24 of A Fated Reality
See?
I can make comebacks!
Today...is a good day, people!
It's my birthday!
And what better way to celebrate than with more stupid dares!?
NONE! ABSOLUTELY...NONE...
In any case, I hope you all like this and the poll shall close 2 days after this!
It stands as such:
1. It's awesomesauce!-3 votes
2. A good read!-2 votes
3. Funny-0 votes
4. Meh-0 votes
5. Coulda Did Better-0 votes
6. Probably should make changes to...everything-0 votes
7. Don't like this at all-0 votes
8. This fic is horrible and needs to be taken offa FanFiction-0 votes
I'm surprised the haters didn't vote for either 6-8. Curious. :P
Enjoy more dares!
Roll The Film!
Back at camp...
'Now it's the sisters' turn!' Clara and Lisa, the bitch, went up to the wheel.
"Together Lisa?"
"Fine. Let's just get it over with." They both grabbed an appendage and pushed down, letting the wheel spin. Then...
"Tell me; who're you playing for in the audience!?" A guy with a suit and tie came in, looking like the MC for 'The Price Is Right.' Clara answered.
"I would like to say 'Hi!' to my mom, dad, brother, sister, cousins, aunt Jackie, uncle Romeo, little nephews and my BIG SISTER MARY!"
She said that all in one breath, a feat I clapped to. The wheel finally stopped before anymore questions, leaving the suit-and-tie guy to leave.
The real announcer called out their dare, as the picture was of two stick figures dancing, but they had different colors.
'Dance-Off. One of the other contestants have to pick a song for you two.' Me and Hazel-Darling raised our hands, bouncing in our seats.
'And...Opal!'
"NICKI MINAJ- ANACONDA!" We all looked at her in surprise, wondering why in the living holy fucks she picked THAT song. But, the announcer being foreva-uncaring just grabbed a boom-boom box and played the song.
My anaconda Don't!
My anaconda don't!
My anaconda don't want none unless you got...BUNS HUN!
I swear my heart dropped when I saw the both of them start dancing. Hazel-Darling even went over there to dance with them. I just shok my head as the song that got more views on YouTube than ever before continued.
Oh my god! Look at her butt!
Oh my God! Look at her butt!
Oh my God! Look at her butt!
Oh my God! Look at-
Look at-
Look at-
Look at her butt!
Then, Lisa, the bitch, began to twerk...
Twerk.
I swear my mind went on shut-down when I saw her get down and throw it back like Thursday. I leaned back in my seat, groaning, right into Mister's lap.
"So Mister?"
"Yeah hun?"
"How're the kids faring?"
"Still feeling frisky. Son even more-so for some reason..."
"Yeah, I get the feeling that I'm not gonna have my V-Card in my back door soon..." I felt a knocking on my mind, thinking it was Mister trying to convey something private, so I let it in.
This was what I wasn't expecting.
'Daddy~...We're coming for you~...' Son's voice was not influenced by the F.D.S whatsoever, and it wasn't just him...
'Daddy~...I can't wait to see you~...' Leslie never sounded so creepy...
'Daddy~...You're not safe anymore~...' I actually was scared of Asperus now...
'Daddy~...No more hiding~...' Even Gustav? I'll never escape his hug!
'Daddy~...Don't go to sleep tonight~...I'll be there~...' Dear God, I'll have to practice sleeping with my eyes open with that threat from C.T.Z.
"Mister?..."
"Yes Sajuan~?" I snapped my head at him, seeing him with purple eyes.
"Not you too..."
"Yes, me too...I'm a Pokemon; I'm more in tune with our kids than you...And may I say...They know a lot about...dominating~..." His tone made me shudder in my seat, so I leaned forward and talked with Kate.
"Hey Kate?"
'Yes?'
"What's up with everyone being so loose and laid back?"
'Well...' She adopted a thinking pose in her sitting position as the song nearly ended.
My anaconda don't-
My anaconda don't...
Don't want none unless you got BUNS HUN!
All three girls were twerking their asses off, going in blurs. Clara burned out first and it was up to Lisa and Hazel-Blessed And Jealous to twerk til the end.
'I think it's Mating Season for the males of every species.'
"But why are my kids and Mister treating me like I'm a female to them?"
'Maybe...I have a theory, but I would need to ask Mister about it...'
"Uh-huh...Leaving you~!" I went over to Alistair and Aurora.
"Hey guys."
'H-hey...Sajuan, was it?'
"That's my name, don't wear it out."
'Yeah, yeah whatever...' Aurora, being my foreva-Pokemon hater, crossed her arms and glared at me.
"Okay, little Miss I-Hate-Sajuan's-Guts, tell me why Mister and the kids are acting weird." She smirked at me when she gave me an answer.
'Simple. Your Fated/mate and kids are going through their Mating Season and they already picked you to mate with. If you don't believe me, send them to a day-care center. They'll be back, feral and ready to mate.'
The very thought sent shivers down my spinal cord, making me look at my Trainer Belt and gaze at the seemingly innocent balls that housed horny pocket monsters in them.
'Next up we have Jackson.' Jackson, in all his cool-kid glory, went up to the wheel and spun it, not giving it second thoughts.
But what it landed on though.
'Wear a maid's outfit for the rest of the game.'
"Pass on." Jackson said that immediately, not even thinking about touching the outfit.
"Pass on." Everyone else didn't want to do it either, it seems. But I was too busy staring at my kids' Pokeballs to notice.
"Pass on."
"Pass on~!"
"Pass on..."
"P-pass o-o-o-on..."
"Pass on."
"Pass on, hell no!"
"Pass on, please." Everyone who called it looked at me, who was still outta it.
'Looks like SAJUAN gets the maid outfit! Bring it in Raph!' As the announcer called for the dress in question, I jolted up from the sound of my name.
"Huh? What's going on?" But I need not to say more as I saw Raph come back...
WITH THE SLUTTIEST MAID DRESS I EVER LAID EYES ON!
The whole bottom dress part-thingy was up to the middle of your thigh, making the damn thing hug me in the kids. The top portion was all about that front, no back-side. The color palette was typical black and white, but the collar was what was killing me on the inside. It had an arrow pointing to my mouth and said:
Insert Cream Here.
I had a brief epiphany as to how Adam feels before looking at the dress again, seeing the opening for me to put it on.
"Uh can I go put this on in private?"
'Fine fine.' The announcer could care less about the fact that I was being surrounded by my future rapists as I went to the back room, Mister and Raph right behind me.
"So...Anymore dares?" But Chris went silent when he heard,
"AHHH! STOP GROPING ME!"
'NOPE!'
No one said anything else until they saw me run out the back, in the dress but with burn marks in all of the wrong places. Mister and Raph were right behind me.
"Come on Sajuan~! Stop running!"
"NO!"
I ran up to the wheel and spun it before running in circles around it, keeping outta their grasp. The wheel landed on a picture of someone driving a car.
'Steal a car, drive it into a car dealership and steal the same model car you drove there with.'
"Sounds complicated, but I like it!..."
Later...
[SCREEEEEEECH!]
I had drove my first car today. It was the best time ever!
Now for the second time.
"SIR! What're you doing!?" The dealership owner was busy escorting his boss when he saw me come out the car that had broke the front gates...
And other things.
"Getting the car you promised me."
"You're TOO YOUNG to drive!"
"I drove my black-ass here, didn't I?"
"Nearly took out half of the dealership PARKING!" I had crashed some times away, but I managed.
Boss.
"Yeah...My car!" I hopped in GTA-style and started the car up, driving away. The owner was red in the face as he dialed 9-1-1 in a hearbeat.
'Hello!? 911!? I would like to report a robbery!...Hello?...'
'HAH! Thought this was the po-po!' I laughed on the other end, getting laughter from the police station that I had happened by. He just put his phone and continued his tour.
Meanwhile...
"DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE LIKE A BOSS!" I was speeding down streets, occasionally stopping at McDonalds. I had driven all the way into Oxford, North Carolina, never running outta gas. It was there when I saw this guy.
He was a red-head, 'bout to put Ariana Grande outta business with the color. His torn jeans at the knees was about to get torn some more. His yellow T-Shirt matched the Pikachu on his shoulder and his yellow running shoes also matched. His hair wasn't on point though. Being all unkempt and shit. His leather jacket?...
Who wears leather in 74-degree weather!?
"HEY!" I called him to see if he'd respond.
He threw something at me.
"Hey! Don't throw shit at the great Seje!" He turned, as if to respond with insults and such, before he stopped and looked at me.
"Seje? Like, 'Seje For Days'?"
"The one and only, sucka! Who do I owe the pleasure?"
"It's me, PikiachuXdigimon! The name's Chris, but you can call me Shocker!"
"Good 'cause I was gonna start calling you Chris-Clone." He looked confused at this, his Pikachu, who was also female from the heart-shaped tip of her tail, feeling the same way.
"Why would you call me that? And why are you wearing a maid's outfit?..."
Back At The Camp...
"So guys, this is Shocker!"
"Hello all. Don't fuck with me." He waved at them enthusiastically while keeping a straight face.
"Hey, I like this kid." For once, Jack-In-The-Boss-Suit said a compliment that wasn't combat-based.
"You wanted to know why I'd call you Chris-Clone? Hey Chris, meet Chris!"
"Uh hi Chris haha, this is weird." Shocker felt the same way.
"Yeah, this did get weird."
'ANYWAY', the announcer cut in with his bitch-ass, ' It's time for a new contestant!...Chris, or Shocker!' Our new buddle, Shocker, ran up to the wheel, leaving his Pikachu, whose name was Shockstar I believe, with Hazel-Lovely. He spun the wheel, watching it carefully...
Before it landed on a picture of a drunkard.
'You and a contestant of your choice have to go to Texas and take 3 sips of beer while standing!' Adam raised his hand.
'Yes?'
"Why standing up? Can't we just sit down?"
'Nope, this is a Law Breaker!'
"[Sigh] Fine."
'AND SINCE YOU VOLUNTEERED, YOU GET TO GO!'
"Wait what!?..."
Later...
"OH COME ON! What is with these whippersnappers and their rebellious stages!?" The Texas Chief of Police was in a rage, trying to see why Adam and Shocker were at a bar, taking sips of beer, and standing at the same time.
"Kids, you know it's against the law to do that, right!?" Both Adam and Shocker flashed their Pardon Passes, making the Chief groan in his frustration.
"First the Dildo Girl, then the Eye Guy, now the Beer Twins? I need some beer." Adam handed him his own bottle before grabbing another...
Back At The Camp...
'One more for the good books!?' Hazel-Darling rose up, giving Shocker Shockstar back before going to the wheel.
"Hey guys?", I said, getting their attention.
"What?"
"Why do I get the feeling she's gonna get something stupid?"
"Why?" The wheel stopped...
On a picture of someone in a big jar.
'Pickle one of the contestants.'
Did I hear that right? PICKLE ONE OF US!?
'Choose wisely...[Whispers] Pick Sajuan...'
Did I hear THAT right? She better not-
"Okay~! I pick Seje!"
"Hazel-Lovely, you mother-!..."
Later...
'Wow...That is...mildly traumatizing...I regret my decision.' The announcer was looking at me as I floated in the jar filled with pickle juice. Mister, Raph and the kids who had all escaped their Pokeballs once I got in, stared at me like I was a pickle...
A delicious pickle...
'Look at Daddy~...' Leslie said, getting hungry murmurs in agreement, followed by licked lips. I shivered from inside the jar, making the pickle juice ripple.
'Okay, time's up.' When I received that comment, I began to panic as the kids and Mister got real creepy-looking. Raph was whispering stuff to Gustav and Asperus while pointing at his head.
He better not be-!
My thoughts were cut off as I was grabbed by a mechanical hand, lifting me outta the juice that violated my body and its pores. The dress was soaked, clinging to my body and unintentionally showing off my hips and modest hourglass figure. The resulting wolf whistles from my crowd signified their approval of my wet-wear.
But I wasn't having that.
"Can I get a towel?" Chris, being the gentleman, threw me a towel. I thanked him and began to dry off, much to the confusing laughter of my group.
"What's so funny?"
'That's my towel.' Raph said that, making me freeze and look at it. It was white when I got it, but I was seeing orange under the whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
OH MY GOD! YOU SICKO!
I threw the towel down and with a huff, stomped to my seat.
'Up next we have Siphon!' The young adult rose from his comfy-comfy position on his Flygon, gave Eva a kiss and walked to the wheel, giving it a looksee. He spun it, giving his nails a look-over before waiting for the wheel to stop. After a few momentos, it did...
On someone yelling into a microphone.
'OOOOOOH! This is a good one! Say 'Moron' on live radio!'
Everyone was pumped for this. Why? EVERYONE saw that episode of 'The Fairly Oddparents'. This is gone be GOOD...
Later...
Everyone was in the waiting room, waiting for Siphon to come on-air.
'ANNNNND, we're back America with a special request from a Siphon Rayzar!' The announcer for the International Radio Station gave Siphon a standing ovation. Having known Siphon for a few years, he'd owed him favors for helping his station get the name it has now; the best in the business.
It's not like he'll tarnish it, right?
Siphon went up to his long-time buddy, sitting across from him.
'So Siphon, what do you have to say for the crowd out there living?' Siphon looked around, seeing me and the others before looking his buddy dead in the eye and saying...
'Every parent out there are morons...'
The record scratch that followed never sounded so right!...
Back At The Camp That We Pilfered...
'Now we have a break!'
"NO!" I was already at the breaking point of running off the set and swimming my black-ass back to Ohio.
'Why not?'
"DO YOU NOT SEE THESE RAPISTS!?" The kids had somehow broke their Pokeballs and they weren't leaving me alone anytime soon.
'Come on Daddy~...Don't be like that~...' C.T.Z. had made a move to grab me...
But I was already gone.
The dust cloud assisted this notion.
'Well, we can go on without him, I guess. Clara!' She rose form her position, having been coiled by Alistair. The wheel loomed over here, being the dictator of her fate so far. It spun 360-style 5 times before stopping on...
Someone taking a shower.
'Take a shower naked in Florida and have someone walk in on you.'
"...You're kidding right?..."
Later...
"I guess he wasn't kidding." Clara had been in the shower for the past 5 minutes, waiting on the unsuspecting guy they were supposed to bring in to see her. She applied the soap and the water to her slit, earning a moan before she righted herself.
"No. Don't start that. We're not at home Clara...We're not...Mmmm~..." While she was giving herself a pep talk, she was already lowering a hand to her slit, rubbing the outer labia before digging inside. The soap on her fingers helping clean some of the left-over cum from Alistair. While she did this, the guy had entered her room.
"Now, if I was a sexy girl, where would I hide myself?...Oh, the bathroom." The random guy walked to the sound of running water, finding a closed door with steam seeping out from the inside.
"Oh she's getting ready for me huh~?" The BZ on his shirt was giving away his affiliations as he slowly opened the door.
"Hello~?...Pornhub Services?..."
Dude, eww!
Clara had just climaxed when he saw her, in all of her naked glory.
"Oh gross! You're not supposed to do that!"
"[Pant] Oh really?[Pant pant] Paardon Pass, asshole. Get 'em Alistair."
Alistair had been manning the door, making sure to stay outta sight and mind for whoever was coming.
And when he heard where the man worked? Yeah, about that...
Back At The Pilfered Camp...
'Last dare before we go on a break?' We all nodded in agreement.
'Next up is Jack!' The Boss-In-A-Suit rose from his position and went over to the wheel, spinning it with one finger and sending it in a dizzying run.
Boss.
After five minutes of waiting and Deadly Patty-Cake, it stopped on someone frowning.
'Frown in public in Idaho.'
"That's it?"
'Yep...'
Later...
"Sir please! There's no reason for you to be upset!" Jack was being tailed by HALF of Pocatella, Idaho's population, crowding the streets and making cars haul up traffic.
"I have full reason to be upset!" The crowd was baffled. Surely there was nothing wrong with their town, right?
"Why are you upset, good sir?" A brave lady asked, grabbing his arm to stop him. The crowd gasped as his head snapped to her, making her pale on the spot. He then smiled, making the crowd sigh in relief before his prominent frown came back when he said,
"I'm outta sugar for my coffee..."
Jack came back with bags of sugar...
BEST DAY EVA!
Cliffhanger's a right old bitch, isn't it?
This has been melancholy man guy.
More dares have been used! More laws broken! And Idaho was on lockdown thanks to a facial expression!
What'll happen next chappy!?
I dunno.
Stalk this or me, LOVE it, debate on it for ballots that don't matter or critique your asses off!
Legend High is coming tomorrow! It's my birthday! Not serious enough to do it!
Moncheli!