A Game of Pool (House Rules)

Story by Khaesho Scorpent on SoFurry

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#9 of Short Stories

It worked!!!

So, this marks off a BUNCH of milestones for me. First, it's the first time Khaesho has appeared in sexy art! Second, it's the first time I've collaborated with an artist to create a story and artwork that go together, and it was crazy fun and I'm hoping to do so again! (Any artists out there, I love to collab and trade. I write, you art :D) Third, and finally, it's the first time I've tried to have multiple pictures inserted into the text in a single story... because it's the first story I've had that's had multiple pic's to go with it. (Does that count as a 4th first as well?) Lastly, this is the first time I've tried to write a short story and actually succeeded at keeping it short! (looking at you, Long Way Down and Ark of New Hope T_T)

But all such silliness aside, Sirfox has been waiting for me to tidy up my half for a solid week now XP. Sorry buddy, been feeling under the weather! But on that note, the blue vixen you see and read about is sirfox's persona, and belongs entirely to him! He made all of the art for this. The black naga is, of course, slithery old me <3 and I wrote the story. I had half an idea of what Sirfox wanted his character to act like, and he had half an idea for what I wanted me to look like... I didn't portray him 100% flawlessly, just like he didn't draw me 100% flawlessly, but at the same time, he did a damn good job, and I'm proud to share this with him. If you go find the individual art pieces, they've got a little bit of trivia beneath them to reward you for spreading views (And hopefully commets :D) around my page!

This story is about a Naga who has computer problems, and the half-digital fox he calls over to help him with them... but things get kinky when Sirfox finds Khaesho's hidden kink folder!


Khaesho groaned in abject emotional suffering, wounded to the core of his soul. His internet browser was so clogged with pop-ups that he couldn't even get to Yourtube.com, leaving him bereft of his favorite source of entertainment. Popups continued to flood the screen until his laptop crashed, leaving him alone.

He wasn't good with computers, and he acknowledged that. He was a Mythos with a life expectancy measured in centuries, and he'd been forty years old already when home computers became commonplace. He was learning their tricks, but it seemed like every time he got used to the way something worked, they replaced it with something shinier, faster, and harder to use. Now the ebony scaled Naga was in a bind; he could either swallow his pride and call for help or he could go do something else that didn't need a keyboard. Sketching was always a fun way to pass the time, but it was Saturday morning and he couldn't spend the entire weekend bereft of his precious internet. That, and he almost always fell into sketching lewd things, which was NOT the frame of mind he needed if he was going to get help. So, he grit his fangs against his tongue and pulled out his cell phone. Fingers, dialing, ringing, and his favorite fox picked up on the other end.

"Hey Sirfox! It's Kesh, you got a moment?"

"Hey Kesh. Computer trouble again?"

That struck his cheeks with a dark blush. He and Sirfox used to be close friends, until... to put it delicately, it was difficult for the Naga to be near the blue furred Vulpine. Sirfox was a marvel of modern machinations though, a magic infused crossbreed between biological life and pure electronic energy. He truthfully had been avoiding the Fox, but he hadn't realized that he'd been leaning on him so much that the rascal just assumed Kesh needed help... even if it was true.

"N-No! I just wanted to invite you over for dinner... I-I mean, we could order a pizza, watch a movie, play games... Why would you think that I have computer troubles?"

"Because you're calling me over your cell phone instead of using Skype, and you always use Skype for everything. You only ever use your cell when your PC is broken."

"Okay, fine! My computer keeps locking up and I don't know how to fix it... I'm sorry that we haven't been able to hang out much, I've just been busy and overworked and-" Suffering through an unrequited crush. That was the way that sentence would have ended, but he bit his tongue before he could. Laughter filtered through the cell speaker before Sirfox answered with a slightly smug tone of voice.

"Alright, alright, don't get in a fuss! You've probably picked up another virus or some malware, nothing I can't handle. I can be over around... 6:30? Pizza's good and all, but I'll make you a deal. I'll bring a bottle of milk if you let me raid your liquor cabinet, and we can watch that new action shoot-'em-up."

"Sold."

On paper, Khaesho, like all Naga, had a severe allergy to milk. Colloquially, milk was to Naga what alcohol was to literally everything else. It would be a fun night indeed... he hoped Sirfox remembered to get cream, skim milk always gave him a horribly hangover.

6:27 rolled around to find Sirfox ringing Khaesho's doorbell. It took him but a moment to slide over to the door and slide the door open, releasing a gust of warmth out onto the steps. He kept his torso low, exactly at head level with his vulpine friend.

"Sirfox!"

He welcomed him with open arms, arms that stayed open just long enough to lunge forwards and wrap around him. He scooped him up off his feet before coiling tight around him in his traditional greeting of a bone crushing hug. He was sensitive, even for a Naga, and he was acutely aware of that wonderfully soft fur brushing his belly, the hot gasps of Sirfox's breath wafting past his neck as the fox gasped.

"Ack- Kesh... can't breathe..."

To escape Khaesho's exuberant greeting, Sirfox had to temporarily slide through the air as a data stream, re-forming a few paces away. He gasped and panted for a few moments before he got his breath back.

"You... *gasp* you know you can say hello without trying to crush me, right?"

"Oh, where's the fun in that?"

Sirfox had dropped the cream when he was pounced, but a little dust on the bottle didn't matter. Khaesho slithered past in a shadowed shush of soft scales towards his liqueur cabinet to fix two glasses of "Desert Midnight." Imported Naga Whiskey mixed with thick cream, and a few sprinkles of spice that the Naga as a species kept as a sacred secret. It was a pleasantly cool burn for most, but the mixture of dairy and alcohol hit Khaesho like a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, ensuring that he was smiling dopily and wavering by the time they ordered pizza and got to his laptop.

Rather than fool with such mundane tools as a mouse and keyboard, Sirfox pressed a paw against the side USB ports and extended his body and mind (Powered by SirOS) into Khaesho's computer. His electronic half shot through the programs like a lazar through glass, identifying exactly where Khaesho had gone wrong.

"Just as I thought... You're got half a dozen malware programs competing for which can be most annoying, as well as a Trojan virus that's been corrupting your security. Have you been illegally downloading porn again?"

"N-no!!!"

It was hard to make a cold blood blush, but Sirfox always managed to make Khaesho's cheeks burn dark red. It wasn't just what he said, but who it was coming from. Khaesho had a thing for warm bloods; it wasn't that he didn't like other Naga, but the sinfully warm feeling of soft fur tickling his scales always got his heartrate surging, and none had fur quite as soft as Sirfox. The Vulpine surely had a handsome and striking figure, to the point that Kesh found it hard to even look at him without his heart fluttering. He knew that most people frowned on homosexuality, but he still couldn't help but yearn for that wonderfully soft fur... it always felt so good when he coiled around him... he'd love to feel that softness as he gently pounded a cock into Sirfox's tail hole. He could just imagine the soft yips his friend would make, the shivers that would twitch his sinfully soft fur against the Naga's scales-

His deviant mind brought an unwanted reaction to his genitals, and he quickly shuffled his coils to hide the fact that his scutes had shifted to reveal his vent. The pink tips of his cocks were already pushing out of it, but as long as he stayed still for a while and didn't think about sex, Sirfox would never need to know. He didn't want Sirfox thinking he was a pervert! That would be bad... especially if the fox accidentally stumbled upon-

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"Khaesho, what's this?"

That.

"Kesh... these look like... hand drawn pictures of sex? Of a Naga and a Fox... not just any fox though... that's my Emblem. You naughty snake, you."

Sirfox tossed a wicked grin over his shoulder at Khaesho as he perused the well hidden folder. Kesh wasn't a great artist, but his scratchings were clear and detailed enough to show that the Naga had a creativity that was matched only by his lust. It was very clearly Khaesho and Sirfox; There was no way the fox could mistake his own logo. It was stamped on his ears, his shoulders, his hindquarters, and Sirfox was the only being marked in such a way. Not only that, but all the scenes were drawn as occurring in Khaesho's home. The pictures ranged from simple sex, to extravagant kinks to... what appeared to be an attempted mixture of sex and humor. One picture showed Sirfox with the handle of a pool cue lodged in his rear, while Khaesho attempted to play pool. Sirfox pulled that one up to maximum size on the screen.

"Oh my, you're a kinky one"

"You weren't sssssupposssed to sssee that!" Khaesho's slur always returned when he was stressed, and it was a clear indication of his embarrassment. He grabbed the mouse and tried to close the picture, but the tricky fox froze the screen, keeping it there.

"I dunno Kesh, A lot of the things in this folder... man, I want to just stare at them, marvel at their artistry. Did you use Lead? No, it's smudged too much... Coal? Both? It has to be both, with a little ink thrown in too." He leaned forwards towards the laptop screen, raising himself on his hind legs to get a better angle. At the same time, he raised his tail and started wagging it, giving Khaesho an impeccably unblocked view of the fox's blue pucker.

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"Ssstop taunting me!" The Naga couldn't hide his blush, and it was getting progressively harder to hide his hardening erections as well. This only brought an evil grin to the wicked fox's face; a grin that Khaesho could see because Sirfox put his head to the ground to look at the snake from between his own widely spread legs.

"No, really, do you even own a pool table?"

Embarrassment, lust, and anger fought an uneven battle across Khaesho's face. With a savage hiss, he lunged forwards and coiled himself tight around Sirfox's middle. A twist of his body raised the Vulpine into the air to stare into a helplessly embarrassed Naga's eyes.

"It'sss not funny, ssssstop joking!" Now that he'd uncoiled, his rock hard hemipenis was clearly visible. It throbbed in time with his three-beat heart and glistened with natural lubricant. Sirfox eyed the Naga's meat up greedily before turning to look Khaesho dead in the eye.

"Who says I'm joking? I just want to play pool... house ruled of course... your way looks way more interesting."

Confusion flooded Khaesho's face, followed slowly by disbelief, then tentative belief.

"I... well... the pool table's upstairs...?"

"Well, you can carry me, or I can walk. Take your pick."

Bewildered, he set Sirfox down on his feet. The quadruped tossed him a salacious wink before trotting off, making sure that his blue asshole- as well as the slowly escaping tip of his similarly azure cock- were on full display.


It didn't take long to pick out a pool cue and lube it up just a little. It was slightly harder for Khaesho to move with a full erection, but his debilitating embarrassment proved to be the greater obstacle. That left him laying splayed across the entire room, tail in the air to keep his cocks off the carpet, holding a pool cue, and blushing furiously as Sirfox trotted over.

"So... uh, Sirfox..."

"Just shut up and put something up my ass. If I'd known you were this kinky, we'd have done this a long time ago."

That did NOT help Khaesho's blush, but the sight of a growing vulpine erection assured him that this wasn't a joke. He slithered over on his back and looped his left arm around the fox's midriff to lift him through the air and rest his paws on the pool table. He wasn't entirely sure he believed what was happening... and Sirfox's devil-may-care attitude wasn't making anything easier. He did eventually pool cue and fight through his blush to get the end pressed up against the fox's backdoor.

"You'll need to push a lot harder than that, my slithery friend! My asshole won't fuck itself!"

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"Can you at least try to take this seriously?!? Do you have any idea how embarrassed I am right now?"

Sirfox smiled smugly, despite the fact that Kesh couldn't see it.

"Seeing as you drew this, isn't this one of your personal fantasies or something? I'd have thought you'd be slithering out of your scales in your haste to fuck me with anything!"

In a last-ditch effort to quiet him, Khaesho pushed hard on the polished wood until he managed to force it deep into Sirfox's vibrantly blue anus. It didn't quite shut him up, but it did turn his taunts into pleasured moans, which at least didn't make the Naga blush quite so hard. He pushed it in again and twisted it around a little, eliciting further pleasure from the fox before he was satisfied that it was well seated.

"You know, Sirfox... we could just have sex... and skip the game of pool."

Sirfox took a moment to try and think up a witty response, but failing anything easy and sharp, settled for a snarky quip.

"I dunno... I've got ten dollars that you can't sink a single ball without cheating."

Khaesho loved to gamble, especially when his skill was involved in the outcome. "Deal."

He racked the balls, placed the white, then hoisted Sirfox by the waist. The pool cue seemed well enough lodged in, for now, but it wriggled and bounced every time the sneaky fox flexed his muscles. Kesh was rather good at the game, but it was much more difficult to shoot pool from a fox's ass than he'd thought. After perhaps three minutes of ignoring his own cold, throbbing hemipenis and listening to Sirfox's almost continuous whines of pleasure, he hissed angrily.

"You keep squirming too much, you're messing up my shots!"

"Part of the bet..." He quipped with a smile.

"Part of the... well clearly, I just don't have the pool cue deep enough."

Kesh pulled the lacquered wood out of Sirfox's blue butt and slithered over to grab more lube. He squirted a healthy stream over the end of the stick and used his tail to make sure it evenly coated the surface. Grinning wickedly, he used his coils to pull Sirfox closer, enjoying the smug smile on the fox's face... and awaiting the moment when it snapped to surprise and shock.

"Yanno, Kesh, lube's not going to make it any more stable."

"Oh, no, the lube is just to help make sure I can get my tail in."

"What?"

Without another word, Khaesho spiraled his tail around the butt of the pool cue and rammed it right back into Sirfox's ass, tail and all. His tail was quite thin on the end, but only a few feet long, and it widened dramatically until it was twice as wide as the pool cue. He used the sensitive tip to maneuver a little, to make sure that the pool cue got past the fox's prostate for maximum penetration. With his tail coiled tight around the last foot and a half of the pool cue, he managed to sink in deep enough that his cocks bumped up against that blue ring of flesh. Sirfox was having a little difficulty articulating worse with that much matter stretching his tail pipe, but he tried anyways.

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"Oooooh gods above, you-"

"Wait, I don't think it's quite in yet, let me try again." He pulled his tail and cue out and slid them back in, harder, once again achieving a depth where his pink spires rubbed against Sirfox's fuzzy testicles. He pushed his tail and cue deep, crudely fucking him with the unyielding wood until the blue Vulpine's throbbing tumescence looked like it was aching to achieve his climax. He stopped shy just as he started to wine adorably though... after all the teasing he'd gone through to get this far, he was damn well going to go the rest of the way. "Hmm... maybe I just need to loosen you up a little first."

The look on the Naga's face told Sirfox that Khaesho was far past caring about the pool game. He had just enough time to swallow with slight apprehension before Khaesho pulled his tail out, released the cue, and twisted his lower body around. The action brought the two pink tips up to nestle inside his mildly gaping anus. Any reprisal he might have attempted to make was quite quickly overwhelmed by a gasp as Khaesho slid his cocks deep one spiny protrusion at a time. He started pounding him then, not wasting time on foreplay. The fox in his clutches had been begging to get it rough all afternoon, it was high time he got exactly that. His hands kept Sirfox on his back, paws in the air, so there was nothing the Vulpine could do except squeal, pant, and enjoy a rough ass fucking... and enjoy it he did. If the constant squeals, yips, and barks were any indication, the half-digital fox was out of his mind with pleasure, yipping with each thrust as his painfully erect blue cock bounced and jiggled in the air.

Khaesho loved having the myriad spikes on his cocks tickled by anyone or anything, but shoving his sensitive barbs into the fox's moist recess sent shivers down his spine in a way he hadn't felt in a long time. He was half tempted to slow a bit to enjoy the sensual slide of fine friction, soft barbs against smooth, lubricated anus... but he'd been too long without a mate, and all he had the control for right now was making this last; slowing down was quite literally beyond him.

He was a kinky beast though... and he wanted to see Sirfox squirm. It was a simple movement to bring his head down to his cock and take a long lick up that surprisingly minty shaft. His tongue continued, pulling a glob of sweet, chilling precum from his tip and dragging through his mouth to relish the unexpected flavor of cool mind leaves. Such attention brought a cute little moan from the Vulpine writhing trapped in his coils, but he figured a little teasing now was perfect payback for Sirfox's teasing of him earlier. He made another long lick, exploring the new flavor and shape of a cock he'd never suckled before. Soft lips nibbled just enough to bring him to the edge before drawing away again... he wanted his friend to cum purely from being thoroughly bred by something larger than he was.

Sirfox's taint rippled and squeezed the entirety of his hemipenis, almost begging him to go deeper, fuck him harder. Kesh complied with what may as well have been a verbal invitation and started pushing in hard enough that Sirfox moaned with pent up lust at the impact of each thrust. Khaesho only absentmindedly noticed that he'd been hissing softly and sensually for some time now... his cold blooded body was bombarded by the sensations of warm fur and warmer fox-hole, a literal dream come true that he wanted to last as long as possible. It was a sexual heaven like none he'd imagined before, and the only thing he could think of to make it better was to reach down and squeeze Sirfox's knot a little.

The Vulpine's entire body tensed up when Khaesho did exactly that; he bucked his hips upwards sharply, trying to knot into a female that simply wasn't there. It tickled the wicked side of Khaesho, and he timed squeezing Sirfox's knot and fucking his ass in an attempt to make sure they both came hard, at the same time. He accelerated pace, driving both their pleasure's higher towards that peak of ultimate release.

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"Come on, you deaf Naga, I brought you your pizz...ah..."

Kesh loved pizza, and Carmine was a close friend of his; the Naga made it a point to try and order at the end of Carmine's shift so they could enjoy the pie together before he headed back to his house. Carmine thought nothing of simply walking through the front door when Kesh didn't answer, and the poor Cervine walked through the door just in time to watch Khaesho and Sirfox cum all over each other. Khaesho squeezed his knot hard and jacked him off, shooting fox seed across his coils and up onto Sirfox's own muzzle before he came just as hard, spewing succulent Naga semen deep enough into Sirfox's rump that it stayed there. Two shafts in one hole makes for a poor seal, meaning that plenty of his thoroughly heated breeding spooge dripped out to stain Sirfox's fur. Khaesho turned to see the new arrival with unprepared horror on his face at being caught literally belly deep fucking another man... one who was half mammal, half machine, and 0% reptile. A glance back town to the near-comatose quadruped revealed that his ears had lit up with little moving hearts... a silly touch for such a sultry and forbidden scene.

The silence in the air was unbroken, save for Sirfox's soft pants as he tried to uncloud his lust fogged mind, only slowly coming to realize that they had a guest. Khaesho had frozen still, as if his lack of movement would keep his good friend from seeing the scene before him. The Fox himself didn't even have the grace to look ashamed; he simply gave a toothy grin through the mask of his own cum on his face and wagged his tail like the happy, satisfied furball that he was. Carmine spoke first as he backed away slowly.

"You know what Khaesho, I'll just charge this to your card and leave it in the oven... You can... yea..."

Khaesho's shock and motionlessness lasted until they heard him pop the pizza into the oven and walk out through the front door, shutting it behind him. His grey scales tinted dark red with embarrassment as he slowly pulled his emptied cocks out of Sirfox's body. "That... I... uh... I'd forgotten... that I'd ordered pizza..." He shivered with just a hint of exhibitionist thrill that was largely overwhelmed by the embarrassment at having his good friend walk in on them in a rather... compromising... moment. He remained mostly silent while he grabbed a towel and started cleaning the cum out of Sirfox's fur. "So, uh... what... what now?"

"Well, there's a pizza down there with my name on it. First there gets the first slice." Sirfox managed to lick himself clean before Khaesho finished cleaning the carpet, but he didn't mind. He had just the perfect view to watch Sirfox trot towards the kitchen, tail wagging high and showing off his still-massively gaping, cum-drooling anus.

They grabbed a movie off of NetFlock, ate pizza, and laughed like good friends do. After a little bit more time with the carefree quadruped, his embarrassment faded, and they enjoyed the night like they would have any other. It wasn't until Khaesho was standing in the doorway, watching Sirfox trot down the path towards home that he remembered something.

"Hey Sirfox! You never finished fixing my computer."

He turned to look back over his shoulder with a wicked grin before answering. "Mmm... I'll just have to come back tomorrow then... I need to see the rest of that kink folder anyways." The wicked devil made sure that his tail was high enough that Khaesho would see his pucker as he trotted out of sight.