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They wouldn't stop. No matter how hard he fought back, how strongly he tried to interrogate them, they'd just keep going. Those little bitches. A bitter irony was afoot: Mario, the hero of the mushroom kingdom, was being carried off by hundreds of shy guys. He couldn't depict why. Maybe it was due to how chunky he'd been getting in these past years. No one will ever know.

They brought him to their world, a world with a million little bitches. It had been many years since he had had adventures in this place. He hated the shit out of it. The shy guys departed and left him alone in the calm, grassy field. He sighed in relief, for their point little stubs for hands were giving him terrible ass pains. Birdo was walking towards him. He shrugged: just another Birdo, only Toadsworth could know how many of those he's had to defeat. He hated the shit out of them, too. Toadsworth was cool, though.

But this one was different. She came within several jumping distances from where Mario stood, playing with his mustache, puzzled. Actually, he wasn't puzzled, he just had an itch. Birdo's usually wouldn't do that to him, confront him like that. Then his eyes shot down at her hand where a diamond ring flashed in the evening sunlight. The flash hurt his eyeballs very badly.

She could tell that Mario had discovered that she was THE true Birdo. She dropped her expression into an angry frown. Mario let out his distress by blurting out one word.

"Cock".

She huffed the air around her, vacuuming Mario closer to her. Mario resisted, running the opposite direction. But his effort was fading fast, and he got pulled even closer towards her mouth. He cried out, having wasted all of his options.

No fire flower. No cape. No escape. I rhymed. Where's my goddamned medal?

Birdo took a mighty gulp of air, lifting Mario into the air up and into her wide mouth. His entire legs popped in perfectly, Mario still trying to break free - he'd never had this happen to him before. Mario laughed to himself because he'd just recently stepped in Yoshi shit. But he wasn't going to say. He never felt so awkward in his lief. This was worse than seeing Peach in Bowser's bed. Birdo stood waving her thick tail hungrily beneath her, moistening his clothes as if she were a washing machine. She was a hungry pink vacuum slut.

Mario panicked and flailed his fists. Birdo simply lifted her head and shook him down deeper and deeper down her throat. Mario could smell her ass breath now. Her mouth expanded to accept the plumbers hips and belly, continuing to vacuum him further down, like a... never mind. The more Mario slid down her gullet, the darker and more intense the heat and saliva got. He convulsed under the prowess of the proud, lethal Birdo. Mario's hat slid off his head from all of his attempts to escape. Birdo felt bad that he'd lost his hat, but she wanted to keep it for herself, so she ate her pink tie thing and wore his hat liek a boss.

Mario lost the energy to fight. He dropped his hands and head in defeat and let the hungry Birdo wolf him down. She sucked in his head and hand lastly. She cooed in triumph, watching as her white belly expanded with the hero. Her stomach screamed in pleasure. Mario punched her stomach: hard. She patted her churning belly and let out a ferocious burp. She found her favorite napping place against a tree and sat up against it, rubbing her belly until her exhausted body gave in to her tired state and began to loudly snore.

Mario began to feel the acids hurt him and burn through his outfit. He screamed in agony but was met with another loud burp and some flatulence from the outside, along with the churning belly and the dinosaur's pounding heartbeat...and the snoring. Very tired, he eventually fell asleep as well.

A voice spoke to him. It was Birdo. She explained to him the reason why she decided to eat him. She did it to avenge Yoshi. For the way Mario had treated him over the years. This is what Birdo decided to do for him. And their undying love.

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more," Mario wailed.