-- network nihilist --

Story by deadbeat on SoFurry

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about to get your digital freak on, a glitch in reality results in a massive philosophy boner


-- network nihilist --

at the arcade, looking to buy some sliz you drop your pants, insert some bits and jack in to jack off (? | XD)

a calculated cunt is rezzed to life, its sensually high-polygon count and arousing lack of artifacts hard boots your cock a primal urge is registered, horny = true set and stored into some shapeless memory you observe an erection event and feel your verts multiply 8=====D

but just as you're about to go all I/O you sense a bit of lag in the net and suddenly the world lurches to a stop and your consciousness propels forwards at a high velocity and crashes into digital walls, splattering them with analog brainbits you're out of sync with reality

and, uh now your e-prick is glitchin out all gruesome-like

the boner.polys elongate into infinity; on and on towards the virtual horizon collapsing your distant organ into a singularity the sheer size of it causes distress and you begin to question your own size relative to the universe maybe everything is meaningless? but this is the biggest dick and you're about to upload this impossible dong into this hot ass 3d pussy ah shit

feelin the friction of bits shiftin... spreading thinner and thinner until it dissolves completely

binary blobs of simulated bukkake fill the virtual space and your dna is collected in a gutter

an aimless dataflow to be drained down some place