Over the hedge 2 / The Nut Job 2 fanfiction crossover part 2
The groups meet
We return to the small woods, RJ is seen planning while Hammy returns, he the nuts a long ways away. When he ran back, he was jumping and freaking out, similarly to how he did when he first saw the hedge.
Stella: Hammy, what's got ya tail in knots this time?
Everyone was annoyed as Hammy over reacts constantly
Hammy: I found my nuts, yeah, but I saw another squirrel there, undigging them! He didn't see me but we're loosing them, you need to see this!
Heather: Hammy... Don't you think...
She began until Hammy ran right up to her face, like right up and insists...
Vern: You know this can go on forever, we might as well just go with him.
As Hammy lead the way to the hiding spot, with him nit shutting up, they found where he buried them and noticed half the nuts were missing!
Penny: Geepers...
Ozzy: Who did this?
The scene shows them confused and worried until the camera pans out and returns to the park, Andi got the attention of the park (actually Jamie did... she yelled...), but before she could get to her point, Surly ran past everyone, leaving them all shocked and confused, leaving Andi and Buddy happy (particularly Buddy...).
Greyson: Surly? What are you doing here? I thought you were killed in the river.
Andi: Greyson... We've been over this... Surly, I thought you weren't coming back
Surly: I know, this is just temporary, but I need to tell you something, I found more nuts, and I need a group to help me get them, quickly!
The group was left confused as he grabbed Greyson and Buddy and just ran off with them. If you haven't guessed, they were heading back to Hammy's nuts. Speaking of which, the scene returns to the group with the nuts. With the group needing to start a forage, they were at a loss.
Lou: Well we can't just leave them alone, what if he comes back? We need to wait.
Heather: But that would kill us too from not getting anything, we need to...
Vern: We need to go, but one of us should stay behind, but who?
Heather: I was gonna say that...
RJ: But who'll stay behind and...
Before he could finish, everyone just walked off and left and left him alone... Well sort of...
Stella: Come on RJ, you know the thieves, you can handle it.
After she said that, RJ got slightly angry, he wants to forget his past so much. After they left, he made some attempts at humorous complaints that were so cheesy the author of this could not even think of them... but soon he heard some voices, and guess who...
RJ: Really? You guys just leave me alone like that and then just... wait... Surly...?
Surly: RJ?
They looked at each other with a look of confusion, relief, and some anger, but mostly confusion.
Greyson: Uh.., is this awkward, I can't tell.
Buddy just nodded yes and the two humorously and nonchalantly backed up...
Surly: What are you doing guarding nuts?
RJ: Not that it's any of your business Surly, but I gave up my criminal ways about a year ago and made an honest lining with some animals, what are you doing with those two?
We see them truing to look like they aren't eves dropping, but they don't sell it well...
RJ: I thought you were a lone wolf... or uh, lone squirrel.
Surly: Not that's any of your business but...
He began till Greyson came back over and interrupted him.
Greyson: Oh he almost got us all killed and starved the entire park, but he eventually saved us after a long truck drive we ambushed!
Surly looked embarrassed at this, putting his paw on his forehead, but RJ was sympathetic, he went through the exact same thing.
RJ: I almost got my friends fried and eaten by a bear, I also saved them in a truck ambush... I know how you feel.
After that, their discontent for each other subsided. RJ's group returned because Hammy needed to bring some nuts with them for the road (he ran right into Buddy...). When they got back, they wanted to know who these squirrels were, RJ knew one of them well, and Buddy hid behind Surly.
Heather: Squirrels? Hammy, you know these guys?
Hammy: ...Nope!
Greyson: Uh, who are you all? Surly?
Vern: I might ask RJ the same question.
RJ and Surly looked at everyone, with Surly having to force Buddy off (RJ had to help...) and they explained the relationship.
RJ: We used to fight over food scraps when I was a crook.
Surly: And we battled over sleeping space, we were rivals, it's not a pretty story on how we met...
Im a flash back, we see RJ going through his bag but he hears something behind him, but when he looks back he notices his candy bar was taken. We then see Surly chuckling and about to open the nutty bar... then RJ gets his attention, takes out his golf club, and gives him a 'you're in deep' face, and Surly finds an old wrench and gives him an 'it's on' face...
Returning to the present, we see everyone confused and slightly worried.
RJ: I'm not a thief anymore and I want to apologize for what I did.
Surly: I gave it up too, it came down hard on me, and I'm sorry too, so these nuts are all your's?
Hammy: No, they're for all of us, we all share what we have, I found them and we take them and store them for the winter, don't you?
Surly: That's what I was asking...
Following, Hammy ran off and Buddy came back out, the triplets ran off and Heather complained about babysitting them. Greyson then got the flirt on with Stella...
Greyson: Well hey there good looking, I'm Greyson, the park hero and I...
Stella: Let me stop you there, I'm taken, and you're annoying, it ain't goin' happen, got it?
Greyson: You remind me of Jamie... I'll back off...
Vern: Wait, park? What park? Where is it?
Surly: It's not far from here, you all should check it out, we could use more foragers.
RJ: Really? You want us?
Ozzy: What's the catch?
Heather: Speaking of catching...!
She yelled while having trouble going after the kids.
Surly: Well we've met some bad people there, it's kind of a risk...
Remembering the events of the past movie, they all responded in unison... "We can handle it...!", and they all walked off following Surly, though Buddy wanted to stand between him and RJ...
Greyson: Wait, this raccoon doesn't look anything like the one who tried to kill us, what's with that?
RJ: There are different breeds of raccoons, I mean you and Surly look different from each other and Hammy... wait, where's Hammy?
We then see Hammy running back to them, again crashing into Buddy...