Rythos and Rinth in… The Search for Furry Lesbian Porn
The best story mankind has ever laid their eyes upon, featuring Rythos, the collie, and I, the workie
"I- I can't find it ANYWHERE" Rythos said, in a panic"Keep looking, perhaps it's behind the fox dicks." Rinth said. "Or maybe it's behind the vore" he added. "NO" Rythos yelled. "WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT." "CHECK BEHIND THE FOX DICKS"
"I CANT FIND ANYTHING, ITS JUST MORE FOX DICKS!" Rinth yelled. "WELL WE SURE AS HELL ARENT GOING NEAR THE VORE SECTION!" Rythos yelled, louder than Rinth. "WHAT ABOUT BEHIND THE HARDCORE BDSM" Rinth shouted. "I'm going in, if I'm not out in fifteen minutes, consider me dead." Rythos said as she put on her sunglasses. "RYTHOS NO, ILL GO INSTEAD." But he was too late, she had already ventured deep into BDSM hell. He could only watch in horror as she disappeared into a sea of leather.
Fourteen minutes and thirty nine seconds. That is when Rythos emerged from BDSM Hell, a single piece of art clasped in one paw. "Finally, I made it out." "YOURE ALIVE!!!" Rinth was overjoyed. "Did you get the fabled lesbian porn?!" Rythos opened her paw. "Here it is, finally." Rinth's face soon turned to an expression of horror. "What's wrong?" Rythos said as she turned the artwork around to look at it herself. To her great dismay, it was... it was a shitty ms paint drawing. All that for nothing. "We have to dig deeper." Rinth said, a grim expression on his face. "You don't mean-" "We have to check behind the Sonic porn."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Here, take my paw, and close your eyes, DO NOT OPEN THEM NO MATTER WHAT, understand?" Rythos nodded. Together, they ran through the sonic section, narrowly dodging many an MS paint drawing. Finally, they were on the other side of the dark abyss known as sonic porn. A single piece of paper lie on a pedestal, a beam of light falling on to it. "Is, is that it?!" Rinth exclaimed. "Finally, we found it." Rythos said with a distant look on her face. The furry lesbian porn was relatively untouched, and was of the highest quality. Not a single bad line or missing anatomy. Rythos carefully put it in a protective frame and looked at Rinth, putting her sunglasses back on to demonstrate her badassness. "We have to go back through" "But, can't we just stay here?" Rinth asked with a trembling voice due to the horrors he'd witnessed. "No, we have to return to the mortal plane." Rythos replied. They again took eachothers paws and ran through the gates of the dark abyss of sonic porn. "DONT OPEN YOUR EYES" Rythos yelled. Finally, after what seemed like hours, they emerged from the multicolored sega hell. "We... we did it Rythos..." Rinth said, in awe at the beautiful porn which lie in a frame. "I know, it's ours now." She said, gazing at the newfound lesbian porn. "Shall we return to the mortal plane?" Rythos asked. "Yeah" Rinth replied with a smile. Together they held the framed porn and returned to their rightful dimension, where they celebrated their victories over coffee, using the framed porn as a table.
The End