The Uncanny Love of My Life (Chapter 1)

Story by ninjaguy1354 on SoFurry

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In a small town ,an insignificant looking young man was sitting alone. While he didn't appear homeless, he did appear miserable. He was tall, white-skinned, round-faced, and overweight. He appeared to be gripping a small object in his hand in anger. "This is what you get for being born you fat sack of shit!" he murmured out, gripping a knife to his chest. "Why do I even exist if I'll never get the chance to be loved by a beautiful woman?". He appeared as if he was still deciding his fate. He looked to his side and noticed a faint glimmer of light, a bright red glow emitting from behind him. It got closer to him until he could make out a silhouette, and even began to make out a color. It appeared to be a bright pink feminine figure. "No, this isn't what I think it is!" He says, believing his depression is giving him a false sense of security.

The figure gets closer, until a catlike face is visible, she was definitely an Espeon.

"No, you are not real! Pokemon are a children's plaything and not a real being! He says in anger. "Now let me die alone!"

The figure, now only a few feet away from him and completely visible, begins to speak. "Um...what are you doing?" She says shyly.

"Go away! You don't exist and I don't need to believe you do. I'd have to be high to think you're actually standing right in front of me!" He says in anger.

"Well if I weren't real, could I do this?" She says, putting her hand on his shoulder.

The boy's face lit up with a smile on his face, in shock that such a beautiful creature is standing before him and actually exists. He immediately holds her in both of his arms.

"Hey, no need to get that physical!" She pushes him off. "You don't have to kill yourself. If you'd like, I can take you over to my place for dinner." She says sincerely.

"I'm Angela by the way. Your name is?"

"Nathaniel, My name is Nathaniel-Nate, whatever! I'd love to!" He replies in excitement.

After their conversation, Angela takes Nathaniel for a lovely Asian dinner of an assortment of rice, chicken, and other delicacies. After dinner, she takes him to her car to drive him home.

"Um...I never told you where I live..." Nate says in concern...

"Damnit! Out of fuel!" The Espeon yells now that they're stranded at an empty parking lot. Nathaniel steps out of the vehicle aswell as his date. "Well, while we're here, I wanted to say something" Nathaniel begins. "It's been an honor to stay a night with you. This all seems too good to be true."

"Well I kind of is." Angela explains "You see, I do have a boyfr-" She gets cut of when the two notice another person stepping out of the car. Out of the vehicle stood a tall, muscular, canine. He appeared to be a wolf and he didn't look happy.

"Hey Big Gay Al, get away from my pussy right now!" He yells out at the human boy.

"What do you-" He gets cut off when he's kicked to the ground and slammed against his arm, thus breaking it. He's knocked out cold.

"Hey Ange, once I get rid of tubby tits here, I'm going to properly punish that tight little ass of yours!" He says sinisterly.

"Yes...my love..." The Espeon replies.

The canine looks up to notice a cloaked figure. It appeared to be another woman with a similar body type to Angela. She had blue catlike ears perking up from under her hood.

"Eric, leave the kid alone." The figure says in a strong but feminine tone."

"Ah, Gracie! You've finally decided to come back to me?" The wolf says sarcastically.

"Never call me that again." She replies as the Espeon backs away from the conflict. "Leave him alone."

"Or else what? What are you going to do to scare me?" He once again says sarcastically. Upon that, the cloaked figure draws a shining katana from a belt at her waist and makes a move twards her target, leaving a large mark on Eric's bare chest before he could defend. He yells and runs back to his car with his girlfriend. "You'll pay for that you blue bitch!" He screams as he drives off in the car that wasn't empty after all, leaving this stranger with a now injured and unconscious Nathaniel.

(To be continued)


This is the first chapter of my fictional "life-story". I hope I can get around to making another chapter or two if it's good enough.