A Series Of Embarrassing Events
A Series Of Embarrassing Events
-A grrside story-
Ripley Goes Rip
The two canine assailants opened the door to Ripley's room slowly, a faint light illuminating the room. The humanoid lizard was face down on the bed in the middle of a wet dream and it wasn't hard to figure it out: he was grinning to himself, saliva leaking from his mouth, ruining his pillow. His tail raised and wiggled slowly and seductively from side to side, causing the sheets to fall to the floor, exposing his body. He was sporting a white t-shirt and a huge bulge inside his boxers. The intruders entered the room and approached the lizard's body, giggling to themselves: this was going to be fun! One of them grabbed the tip of the lizard's tail and slowly pulled it upwards. The touching made the lizard twitch but this just made him more horny, and his body unconsciously tried to impregnate the mattress. The other intruder slightly lowered the lizard's boxers, exposing his green buttchecks and a hint of his balls. Then he took out a knife from his pocket and maneuvered it dangerously close to the lizard's baby makers. The one holding the tail in place fought hard to not laugh out loud at this. Ripley's testicles were in no danger, however. Their true objective was the thing on top of them... Ripley's erotic dream was about to make him cum when he felt something cold on his nether regions. *Sliiiiiiiice* "IAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" Ripley cried as he felt part of his body being disconnected from him
He stood up and turned on the light. Two dogs had broken into his room and squirming uncontrollably on their arms was Ripley's tail. "You bastards! You know it takes at least a week for it to grow back!" Ripley cried to his roommates. It wasn't easy being the only lizard in an almost all-canine university dorm, you get pranked like this a lot. The squirming tail wasn't as easy to hold as the dogs thought and it fell to the floor. The tail wiggled and rolled all around the room until it hit the table causing the glass bottles on top of it to fall into the floor and crash into tiny pieces. Ripley was mad. "Oh look what you two have done!" He said pointing to the mess. "But it was YOUR tail's fault!" Replied Owen, the younger of the two dogs. It was hard to get hold of the scared tail, they didn't manage to pick it up until the tail stopped squirming and went stiff on the floor. It was dead. "Seriously, it's the third tail this month!" Ripley said as he picked up his former body part. "I'm running out of space! Where the hell am I gonna store all my tails?!" "Dude, you could just...You know...Throw them away? You can always grow as many as you want, and they can't be reattached once they die anyway!" One of the dogs suggested. Ripley wasn't amused. Those dogs could never understand the sentimental value of your former tails. How the hell was he going to throw his own body parts into the trash compactor? He opened a compartment next to his bed, and pulled out a foul-smelling plastic bag filled with lizard tails. He had some difficulties inserting his most recently deceased body part inside as the bag was about to burst. The smell and the sight of dead skin was too disgusting for the dogs. "You have to get rid of that crap, man! What if the smell gets into our rooms? It's disgusting!" "They are not disgusting!" Ripley said as he swept off the few flies savoring the strong smell emanating from the bag. Then he grabbed the knife they used to rip off his tail. "I shall cut off your own tails too! At least that way you'll understand how it feels!" "Ow!" said the dogs, hiding their tails between their legs. "That wouldn't be funny, we only get one in our entire lives!" Said Harold. "Yeah, you can't do such a thing!" continued Owen squirming like a little girl. Ripley laughed out loud at the sight of these two pair of muscled mutts shivering and screaming like little girls. They were very annoying when they went pranking around the dorms, but when things got serious they were just two big, dumb cowards. He just couldn't get mad at them. The dogs were glad Ripley was having fun, their tails wagging with relief.
Ripley has fun on his own
The next morning Ripley had no classes. It was fine to relax, although the entire dorm floor was so deserted the silence was a bit unnerving. He almost missed Owen and Harold screaming and running around the hallways. Almost. Ripley got up from his bed, and remembered his tail had been recently detached. It wasn't such a big deal, in less than a week he'll have another one fully grown out, and the pair of mutts promised they would never do that prank again after Ripley threatened to cut their own tails off, but still, the feeling of having nothing back there was weird. He undressed and examined his butt on his bathroom's mirror. If it weren't for that slight discoloration where his tail used to connect to his bottom, it was like he hadn't ever had a tail back there in the first place. He caressed his buttocks. The round globes of green skin looked like a human's now. He couldn't even call his anus a tailhole anymore! He gave out a sigh and had his morning shower. When he got out of the bathroom in a towel, he noticed a package on his door. There was a (poorly) handwritten note attached to it. It read:
"Sorry about yesterday. It was Owen's idea, I swear I had nothing to do with it! I went to the chemist's and bought you a little something in case your skin on your...Uh...Lower side got irritated. The cute girl that works there told me that it does wonders for lizards! -Harold PS. That thing you said about cutting my tail was a joke...Right?"
Inside the package there was a bottle of skin lotion. Ripley never cared about beauty products, although it looked like it was an expensive brand, and it was true that his bottom was a little sore... He took the bottle of lotion and read the information pamphlet "Apply to the damaged skin, then wait five minutes while the skin is repaired, not to be used when pregnant...Blah, blah, blah, the usual crap". Ripley went to the bathroom mirror to open the bottle, but when he turned it nothing came out. He gave the bottle a gentle squeeze and a large quantity of sticky substance filled his right hand. "Damn, I thought it was going to be a liquid, not a gooey mess". At least it smelled good. He rubbed it between his hands and applied it into his buttocks with care. The irritated area on his buttocks felt itchy but after applying the lotion and waiting a few minutes it started to feel better. He checked himself out once again in the mirror and was pleasantly surprised. The discoloration was gone now! His ass was a perfectly smooth pair of green orbs! "Damn, those beauty products thingies sure have improved over the years!" He slapped his own bubble butt and caressed his buttcheeks. "Uhm...So soft and slippery...I'm sure this lotion would make the perfect lube..." He laughed at his own joke. But...Hey, it wasn't such a bad idea...
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"Sissy foxy gets fucked!...Once again" "Babyface wolf stripping 4 U!" "Me jacking off (First vid...Don't be too harsh on me!)"
Damn, those videos were doing nothing for Ripley. But he kept applying the lube-lotion all over his crotch area anyway. So smooth... His genitals were so full of the substance they were almost like rubber by now. The lotion's smell had an aphrodisiac effect on the lizard. He felt in such a state of ecstasy he couldn't resist rubbing his hands full of lubricant all over his chest too.
"Homemade fun with lizard"
Hey, he hadn't seen that video before, and it sounded interesting. He clicked on it. A quite muscular wolf appeared on the screen.
"Yo, perverts! Today we are going to have some fun with "Subsalamander88"..." The wolf moved the camera and focused on a lean lizard wearing a black mask on his face, supposedly to make the video kinkier...Or to protect the salamander's anonymity. "Say hi to our friends, faggot lizard!" He was muzzled, so pathetic "Umph, Umph!" sounds was the only thing the salamander could reply with. "Today's vid is going to be more "educative" than usual. This bottle here is a brand of skin lotion made exclusively for dogs..." To Ripley's surprise, he took out the same lotion he was using. And Harold swore that the bottle was designed for lizards...That dumb mutt couldn't do anything right. "However, as it's designed to be applied on fur, if you apply it directly on a not-so-furry friend like this fag over here..." He said as he put a paw on the salamander's shoulder. "You'll get some..."Unintended" side effects..." The wolf opened the cap and casually splattered the contents of the bottle all over the salamander's bare body. "You can apply it yourself, or were you expecting me to touch your disgusting scales?" The salamander secretly sighed under his mask, he loved when his boyfriend treated him like dirt, but he could do with a sensual massage video for once. But he began to rub the lotion all over his body without complaining like the obedient sex slave he was. "Now that the fag is all oiled up his body can finally be used to satisfy our needs for a change." The wolf then grabbed the back of the salamander's head and nonchalantly pushed it down until the salamander began to smell the odour of his own buttcrack. "As you can see, the lotion has greatly increased his body's flexibility. The lotion nullifies the feeling of pain on his joints, so we can manipulate him as we please." The salamander was in a quite ridiculous position: he was still standing up, but his chest had been impossibly bent downward until his head was now buried between his own buttcheeks. The poor lizard began to blindly wander around the room, confused, the sound of his voice now even more muzzled than before.
Ripley thought the video was incredibly weird, it surely had to have been manipulated by some video editing program. It's impossible someone could bend like that just by applying some common skin lotion you could buy at your local chemist's! But for some reason Ripley's dick got rock hard while watching the strange video. He resumed the pulling and tugging. He had a slippery grip on his member thanks to the lotion, it sure was a good lube. One hand uncy rubbed his pectorals while the other was busy caressing his dick. "Ohhh...Mmmm..." He began to rub the rest of his chest. It felt slippery and good but...It felt like he was losing his sensitivity...Like his chest went numb. He tentatively punched his chest. He didn't feel pain. Okay, that was weird. Maybe he should wash off the lotion and throw it into the trash bin, this stuff wasn't made for bare lizard skin, it was supposed to be used on dog's fur which would absorb most of its effects. What if his entire body goes numb permanently, all because of a single masturbatory session gone wrong? But still...What if... He kept extending the lotion all over his body, especially on the joints of his arms and legs. He felt his entire body getting numb except both of his heads. It's true that he felt quite flexible... He stood up, put the chair away and got down on the floor. He lay there, butt naked on the cold floor. He felt quite stupid. He had never tried this since he was a horny inexperienced kid and failed miserably, but still he took a deep breath and closed his eyes as he attempted to suck his own cock. He had never sucked a penis in his life, and he preferred it that way. But the taste of his own manhood was wonderful, it smelled...like his underwear, unsurprisingly. Although the lotion had left a sweet aftertaste that while not ruining the manly scent added a bit of-... "UH?!" Ripley opened his eyes in shock and got greeted by the sight of two green round orbs. He spat out his shaft. "...I can't believe it...I've done it...I'VE SUCKED MY OWN COCK!" He exclaimed in ecstasy. Then quickly covered his mouth: he remembered he was still on the dorms. He hoped nobody had heard that...In any case, with this lotion, he could have endless fun! He grabbed his feet and bent his legs behind his head to have more access to his cock and balls. It was funny, before using that lotion he wasn't even able to touch the tip of his toes when his doctor ordered him to and now look at him, he was flexible as a pro contortionist. His tongue tentatively licked the tip of his glans and his entire body shivered in pleasure. And then he went further, his tongue licking the sweat hiding beneath his ballsack. And then he went even further, his nose smelling his anus and... "Ugh...No, this is gross, I'm not sticking my tongue down here..." So he went back to work on his cock, swallowing it whole. He obsessively sucked it at a steady rhythm, his nose being buried between his own testicles each time. His hands grabbed his feet, which awkwardly were the nearest thing take hold of, with a strong grip. He kept sucking and slurping, it felt wonderful...He wished this could go on for all eternity. But it wasn't long before Ripley began to feel an epic cum building up, and while tasting your own cock was interesting Ripley wasn't about to swallow a load a of cum through his throat, even if it was his own. "That's just too gay" thought the lizard who had just fapped to a hardcore gay video a moment ago. So he pushed his head back and... "Mmff!" The lizard tried to push back, but it hurt like hell. His body went limp and he suddenly felt no longer as flexible. In fact, he was stuck. "MMMPPHH!!!" "...But don't forget you kinky bastards," continued the wolf from the video. "After a few minutes the lotion will reverse its effects, acting as the stickiest superglue available on the market. So don't ever let your lizard partner use the lotion alone, or he'll have a hard time inside his own ass." The wolf then got the salamander unstuck and the video ended. The website's autoplay function kicked in, and a video featuring two canine gay twins kissing started playing. The lizard's eyes widened in terror. His cock was pulsating already, there was no way he could stop himself from cumming, and his sperm was going to travel directly down his own throat. The lubricant had become dry and now his cock had been effectively glued into his lips. And for some morbid reason, thinking about this particular inevitability just made his cock harder. Ripley didn't even have the opportunity to gag with his own dick as the biggest explosion of semen he ever blew was shot straight down his throat. The lizard was repulsed, he could feel the cum inside his stomach yet his body was such a scrambled mess of leathery flesh by now he didn't even know where his belly was anymore. "At least the worst is already over. I just have to wait a little bit until the effects wear off..."
Ripley is quite an inflexible fellow
But the effects didn't seem to wear off that easily. Although it was true that Ripley's body didn't felt as numb by now, this fact just made him more aware of his stuck-ness. Every time he tried to move a jolt of pain shot through his entire body. He was completely glued to his current position. But oh, what a embarrassingly improbable position that was. His green legs were placed above his head, his smooth buttchecks in open view for everyone to see. No...not just his buttchecks, his virgin pink anus was completely exposed and it almost seemed to be alive, opening and closing itself with rhythm as Ripley breathed. And even in such state of panic, he was forced to silently breathe through his nose as his mouth was full with a cock that never seemed to go soft. He wanted to spit it out, but when he maneuvered his tongue he just got more taste of the remains of his own semen, droplets of it leaking out from the side of his lips. Ripley couldn't cry for help, and he felt so naked, small and alone on the cold floor he began to weep. Which just made him taste more cock. If only he could move...His bent legs were useless in that state and his arms seemed to be stuck behind his back, but he could felt that he could still wiggle his fingers around... The lizard whose cock was inside his own mouth began to fiddle behind his back and managed to lift up his naked body a few measly centimeters above the ground. He had managed to stand up on the palm of his hands! It wasn't much, but after staying alone on that room for what seemed like hours Ripley felt accomplished. He struggled, but his slim and lanky body didn't weight that much and he even managed to give a few "steps" with his hands towards the closed door of the room... That's when it hit him, even if he could "walk" around, the door was closed and there was no way he could reach the handle no matter how much he crawled around the room. And even if he could get the door open, what would he do? There was no way he could go down the dorms' hallways in such an embarrassing state. His only salvation could come in the form of Owen and Harold, and that didn't comfort Ripley at all. However he had no other choice but to wait until they came back.
Owen came back later in the evening. He was returning to his room to pick some things up, but when he came near his room he could heard some nightmarishly-sounding cries and moaning. He knocked on the door, but nobody responded. He turned the knob slowly. The room was dark, but there was a monitor screen turned on filling the entire room with an ominous light. The screaming seemed to come through the speakers. "Is this some kind of joke?" Said Owen aloud. That's when he saw it. It looked like one of those freakish monsters that appear in so many survival horror video games, his impossibly contortioned bare body traversing the ground by grasping with his clawed hands. Translucent fluids coming out from his mouth whenever he attempted to say something unintelligibly inhuman... "HAWWWWP MEEE!" Screamed Ripley with his cock-filled mouth.
The dog was fearful and repulsed. Mostly the latter. "Ripley? What the fuck have you done?" "MMMPPHHH!" Owen looked at the computer screen, there was gay porn autoplaying on it. He also looked at all the remains of lubricant and semen all over the floor. He understood everything instantly. "I didn't know you were a fag Ripley, but you could've told me so face to face without all these unnecessary theatrics!" "I'm nwo fwag! It whaz an ahwccident! I'm sthuck!" Replied the undignified lizard. "Seriously? How the hell do you end up naked and sucking your own dick by accident?" Ripley had lots of explaining to do, but he wouldn't do any proper explaining with his dick inside his mouth and he really did look stuck. Owen sighed, he'd really have to help his scaly friend. He tried to unbent the lizard's legs, but it was no use, it's like they were glued in position. After a few more unsuccessful tries Owen explained the situation to Harold, who had no idea this was all his fault, and both tried to get Ripley unstuck by pulling from each side of his nude body at the same time. But it was no use. "We have no other option, we have to carry Ripley to the nurse's room." Said Owen. The lizard's eyes got filled with terror. Surely they weren't thinking of carrying him all the way through the dorms just like that, weren't they? "Good idea, Owen. I'll carry him around all the way through the dorms." Said the burlier of the two dogs. Harold picked up the nude jam of green scaly flesh like it weighed nothing at all. Owen got out of the room first, leading the way. "Whawit! I can't gwo out like thwis! Ewewrybody will see my bwalls!" The dog looked at the lizard's pleading eyes and felt sorry for the fella. "Don't worry Ripley...Oh! Maybe this'll make it easier for you!" Ripley was still wondering what the dog meant when Harold unceremoniously shoved Ripley's testicles further inside the lizard's mouth with his fingers. "Now nobody will see your genitals!" It was true. Now that his balls had been shoved inside his mouth along with his dick, not a single bit of Ripley's genitalia was exposed anymore. "MMMMMPPHHH!" Cried Ripley, his voice now even more muffled that before. He shouldn't have forgotten that Harold always took everything way too literally. The way to the nurse's room was completely humiliating. For one thing, Harold carried the paralyzed Ripley on his arms with the lizard's eyes looking forward. The good thing is that the lizard could get to look where they were going and he didn't get motion sickness. The bad thing is that his virgin anus was also looking straight forward. Every single time they crossed someone, Ripley couldn't help thinking that everybody wanted to insert something up there. And they crossed lots of people, including the football team who had just finished their training. "Yo, Harold!" Said a muscular dog from the team, "That must be the lizard you told me about. The one with the tail fetish. I didn't know lizards were that flexible." Ripley was in shock, what the hell had Owen and Harold told to everyone about his tail collection? "Oh, no it's not. I'm taking it to the nurse's room to get it fixed." "Ugh! Such a shame. Actually this is the first time I see a lizard up close, can I pet it?" "MMMPHH!" Said the lizard. "Can't it talk?" Asked the footballer. "Yes, but it's got its dick caught on its mouth at the moment." The footballer was stupefied when he realized Ripley's mouth was full. "That's fucking gross, man! I didn't even knew lizards have dicks! I thought they all had cloacas!" Ripley was once again on the verge of tears. Did Owen and Harold always refer to him as "the lizard", as "it"? And did this guy really doubted he had a dick? Fortunately though, they soon arrived to the nurse's room, and this nightmare would finally be over...
Ripley Gets His Proper Treatment
...Or so he thought. The male wolf who attended the nurse's room (who by the way kind of looked like the wolf from the erotic video Ripley had seen that morning, although the lizard was sure they were completely different wolves) was quite muffled by Ripley's condition, which wasn't surprising as most of the university student's were canines and lizards were extremely rare, so naturally he had absolutely no idea about a lizard's anatomy. But luckily the wolf had a computer with internet access, so he could act like he knew what he was talking about. "He has to take these pills thrice a day for a week. They'll cause his body to develop antitoxins that'll help him for this particular allergic reaction. Also, make sure he is kept well hydrated at all times." "It sure acted like an idiot," Said Harold. "Rubbing that thing all over his body." Ripley just rolled his eyes. "But wait," Interrupted Owen. "How can he take those pills if he can't even open his mouth?" "No problem, they can be ingested anally. You two are his roommates, aren't you? Take good care of him and make sure he takes his pills. Also, is there anything else you wanted to tell me about him?" "Uh, what do you mean?" Asked Owen. "This lizard has no tail." Said the nurse. "In fact, it seems to have been cut off with a knife. Have you ever caught him mutilating himself? Has he been showing signs of depression? Severe anxiety?" "Of course not!" Owen replied. "...Although he recently admitted to me he was gay. I think this all started as some sort of crazy sexual fantasy of his." "MMMPPHH!" Protested the lizard. "Interesting. I'd have to talk to the university's counselor about this in more detail. In the meantime, please take good care of your friend." "We'll do." Replied the dogs. "Great, now everybody will think I'm some sort of sexual deviant."
The week was hectic for the two dogs. They were busy preparing for a frat party, but even so, taking care of Ripley became second nature to them. Owen was the one in charge of shoving the pills up Ripley's tight anus and Harold, as usual, took the nurse's orders literally, so he bought a small pink inflatable pool where Ripley could stay well hydrated at all times on their room. Over the next few days, as they kept shoving pills up his ass and watering him, nature took his course and Ripley's green tail started regrowing day after day. After five days, his tail had completely regrown, and it never had been this large. It had grown pointing straight up, like a small robust tree. Owen and Harold were proud of their job and admired how they had completely raised Ripley's tail to maturity thanks to their own hard work. They were so proud of it, they took Ripley to the frat party so he could have fun too. Both dogs had a blast at the party even though it was raining outside. They were having such a blast, they left the completely silent and immobile Ripley at the entrance. "Damn, my umbrella is full of mud." Said one of the guests. "Where the hell do I put it...Oh, why of course, on this strange ornament." And he hooked up the dirty umbrella on top of Ripley's large tail. "MMMPPHH!" Cried Ripley as wet mud dripped on his face. He wasn't the only one who hooked stuff on Ripley. Soon enough, all sorts of guests used his tail as a coat hanger. The lizard had so many things put on top of him, one of the guests thought he wouldn't be able to hang his umbrella on it. Thankfully he noticed the ornament had an appropriately sized tight hole on the bottom. Even though Ripley silently cried as he was unmercilessly penetrated by the pointy tip of the umbrella while his "friends" had fun, he quickly swallowed his tears and some remnants of semen. He was holding into a silver lining: in two days, when he'd be able to move again, he would make sure those stupid mutts would get what they deserve...
Damn...Why the hell did that guy shove the umbrella so deep into his rectum...
THE END