Can't beat em? Fuck em.

Story by Poisonlilly on SoFurry

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#1 of Bloodborne

The hunter seems to he be having trouble with this difficult boss. How ever can he possibly defeat her?


-Can't beat em? fuck em-

Here we go, once again. It was that same run, every single time. I don't know how I haven't given up at this point, but then again what else could I do? It's not like I would just die and that's that, each time I got up right here no matter what, next to this lamp by some creepy fuck that wants me to collect people for him (sure whatever, pal.) I ran up some stairs with some whackjobs in white robes, some asshole with a scythe, some "guy" with an axe that spells out "overcompensation" and finally a pair of dicks with power lines for weapons. I let out a gasp as I catch my breath, it never gets any easier no matter how many times I make the run. I look forward at the ghostly "fog" gate that stands before me, it was the entrance to a large chapel, and before the conga line of friends that I've made on my way up here for the fifteenth time can catch up, I reach out and push through it.

It was a familiar sight, of course. At the far end of the giant chapel was a towering beast, a massive monstrosity of a foe. Her name was Vicar Amelia (it says so down there.) and she was...some kind of dog? okay, that's probably being generous. She was a woman the first time I saw her, but then she turned into that...thing...and now she's a massive walking fur carpet with a pair of deer(?) horns..or maybe an elk. I have no idea, but she has horns now. Also lots of bandages and white hair. All over. For the most part, she seems to be some kind of dog beast; she walks upright at times, other times she dashes on all fours (and shoves a fist in my face) and she has giant claws and a toothy muzzle. Strangely, I actually had time to analyze my foe this time for something strange was happening. Each time I would walk into this room she would let out an ear-ringing howl, followed by my ass being handed to me. This would repeat for many many attempts. At this point many would probably label me a "shitter" but I like to label it "valiantly determined". I figured I can do this if I keep trying (maybe), but something was wrong.

Amelia was there at the end of the Chapel, slumped over on the floor, her massive body was laying on the ground as her two clawed hands lay sprawled out on each side. Was she...dead? wait, no..of course not, as if I'd be given such a curious mercy. Was it a trick of some kind? regardless, I wasn't going to stand here all day and so I began making my way towards her. Cautiously, of course. One hand gripped my +3 sword while the other had a torch (I sucked with the pistol anyway) At any moment I was ready to transform my dinky sword into a larger hammer, which was slumped on my back and ready for action. The plan of course was to pound the fuck out of this dog bitch till she collapses, but that plan never seemed to come to fruition. The hammer would be readied, sure, and I'd swing it, but sadly her claws were bigger than my entire body and each time she swiped them it didn't exactly work out well in my favor. Maybe I should have tried to dodge them. Hmm.

Combat analysis would have to wait, by now I had made it just a few feet away from the massive behemoth of a "woman" and she still layed there, doing...nothing? I knew she wasn't dead now for sure, I could see her body moving from each breath and could see the small gusts of wind out her big ol' dog nose with each exhale. What the hell was she doing? was she sleeping? she always had that showl that covered her head and most of her face, so I could never really see her eyes, though it did leave room for her ears and horns to pop out, strangely enough. I thought nothing more of the situation at this point, if anything, this could be my big chance! I don't know if she has a stomach cramp or something from kicking my shit in constantly, but if I can circle around the back and land a strong hit, I can deal some massive damage!

With my master strategy well in place, I began my circle. I dashed around the giant death puppy, all the while keeping my eye on her for signs of her attacking, yet she did nothing of the sort. Eventually I had done it, I made it all the way around her back! this was my moment.

I was....

I was.

What the fuck.

It was hard to describe what I was looking at right now, actually, it wasn't, but it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. If there was one thing that Amelia had in fair amounts, besides the ability to constantly wreck me, was hair. She had tons and tons of tattered hair running all across her body, it nearly covered her entirely, only exposing the furry underside when she would quickly dash or move eractically, causing all her hair to displace and move around. However right now...all the hair that would normally cover her huge backside had been swished aside, manually, it seemed, as most of it just seemed to be parted to the side to give an EXTREMELY in depth look at Amelia's gigantic dog girl nethers. I could only stand there and stare. I nearly dropped my sword. Amelia's ass was fucking huge, and right below, as would be expected, was an extremely plus-sized and rather swollen looking dog girl pussy.

What the hell, she has genitals? I mean, I guess I don't see why not, but...I wasn't exactly ready for this. Amelia's slit was a bright pink hue, a contrast to the white fur that dotted around it and the white strands of hair that were moved aside, stemming from all over the rest of her back. I was broken out of my fucked up trance by the sudden movement of one of Amelia's arms. It began moving back somewhat slowly and dipped under one of her legs, a giant clawed finger reaching right near me. Any regular hunter might have immediately gone into a cautious stance and readied their weapon, but I was no regular hunter, and my mind was still a bit melted due to what I was witnessing right before me. To my surprise, there was no trick attack or sudden claw swipe. I looked on as Amelia slowly brought up that same finger and pressed just the tip of the claw right next to her puffy pussy. She pressed a few times and I heard a low growl emenating from a few feet away, no doubt from the dog lady herself. What the hell was going on here?

A part of me wanted to just attack right now, another part of me wanted to run the fuck out of here (even though I was stuck in this room regardless without the use of my hunter's mark, which I may have accidentally missplaced somewhere.) Still, though. A part of me had me step forward a few steps like a total idiot, not realizing I could be killed at any moment by this obvious trick, but hey, what's another death? at least she was getting creative this time. At this point I was literally right next to her massive clawed hand, which made no effort to end me, instead I noticed Amelia raise one of her legs up just a bit and bring it back, releasing her foot from it's hunched position that it was in before. She leaned it back on the floor as it spread out right to my left, naturally it was immense, less of a foot and more of a giant hindpaw with massive clawed toes. She did the same with the other and that's when I realized that she had brought her entire backside low to the ground by doing this, her fat pussy was literally right in front of me now. Holy fuck...the scent was...it was...fucking amazing. For a giant dog beast woman thing you'd think she would reak, but I was drowned in a scent that only made me think of one thing: fucking. I could feel a strange heat right near me, as if someone had turned on a heater in a room...with her giant slit this close I could look and see as it twitched just a bit, her outer "lips" looked extremely swollen, almost painfully so, what was wrong with her?

Of course it didn't take much insight to realize just what the hell was going on. You've got to be kidding me. She's fucking horny? well...she is a dog, sort of. Don't female dogs go into heat or some shit? but still it's not like...

My train of thought was brought to a sudden end when I heard a loud noise, it sounded like a pleading whimper, a pathetic noise. I saw her claw that was still moved under her thigh and leg reach up once more to poke and prod at just the side of her twitching cunt. It was really what she wanted, isn't it. After killing me over and over and over...this bitch wanted me to relieve her of her sex depraved frustration? I mean..I can see why she would need it eventually. She's trapped in here with no one but herself and those sharp claws probably aren't the best thing to be shoving up there, but damn must she be desperate if she's begging me to satisfy her. Honestly though...after all this time staring at a pussy this fat and needy it's a bit hard to turn down the offer. Oh, fuck it.

I didn't even care if this was some clever trick at this point, the scent of this sex starved beast and the warm temperature emenating from her slit had already brought my mind to the point of depravity. Without much effort I undid the belt that was holding up my hunter's attire and let my pants drop to the floor with a clink of the belt. My "holy blade" was already at full attention, clearly I had no issues with sticking my dick into something that's murdered me over a dozen times, but hey, pussy is pussy. Despite my eagerness, I wasn't exactly sure HOW my above average sized pecker wasa going to satisfy a dog slut the size of a house, but fuck, if she wants it, I'll give it. Eight inches is pretty damn good for humans, so hopefully it will work out. Maybe.

Without any hesitation I moved forward the last few steps that seperated my body from her fat canine cunt, I reached out with both of my hands and grabbed onto the top part of her puffy vulva, it was incredibly soft to the touch and terribly heated. Due to it's massive size it was quite simple for both my hands to grab hold and grope onto the puffy mound of sensitive skin. A low growl and watching her move her hand back away from under her thigh and over to her front once more was the final green light I needed, she wasn't out to kill this time, she was out to get stuffed. Well, I can more than oblige. I centered my dick on what I could only assume was the entrance of her needy tunnel and I pushed my hips forward, instantly as the tip of my dick made contact with her outer lips I noticed something VERY different. There was no "loose" feeling nor a lubricated sliding entrance to this bitch's slit, it was literally like I was shoving my cock through a near-solid wall of goopy jelly, it felt pretty damn intense. I burried my dick little by little into Amelia, the fact she began to whimper out ocassionally and shake her massive thigh was a clear sign this was affecting her quite positively.

My hands continued to squeeze and grope at her lips, my gradually building lust driven haze caused me to lean my head forward and give a bite to the swollen puff of pussy that was Amelia's outermost lips, I felt her leg to one of my sides shake a bit and move, she fucking likes that doesn't she? without much hesitation I began to suck and bite on her puffy pussy, all the while my dick finally pushed its way in as deep into her needy snatch as could be. Seems I don't have to worry about my size so much, this is working out for her regardless thanks to her pussy's unique form. I began to exit my dick from the wall of sopping cunt that I had driven it into, easier to pull out now that it had taken my lenght all the way, and with that I was soon able to start fucking this horny bitch just how she wanted.

I reached a hand to the side of her pussy and grabbed onto a nice handful of Amelia's ass, probably not registering as much considering her ass was fucking massive, but I still wanted to grab it and slap it, so I did just that as I began to thrust my dick in and out of her tight cunt. Each time I hilted my dick into her needy pussy I felt small little fleshy barbs tickle and stick onto my dick for just a brief second, sending waves of pleasure through me as I continued to fuck her all I could. I wasn't exactly educated in the inner workings of massive dog beast vagina, but whatever the fuck she had going on in there had one goal: to empty me dry.

Amelia began to whimper and howl more and more, now sounding a lot more like her usual screeching self, but these yells were VERY different from her usual ones, she was full of human dick and getting her sweet pussy ravaged, and she fucking loved it. My hands circled from grabbing onto whatever tuft of bare skin I could find on her fat ass and promptly giving it a hard slap, which prompted a whimpering shake of Amelia's huge footpaw right next to me. Yeah, she loved getting her ass slapped it seemed. When not grabbing and slapping her ass I would move down to bite and grope and squeeze at her swollen slit, easily so since the top half was right below my chin while my dick continued to make a precum mess inside her wet, goopy pussy.

By now Amelia had begun to leak out a fair amount of what I could only assume was her own girl juices, the drippy puddle formed below her wet cunt and right on in front of my feet as sometimes a small stream of the hot fluids would spit across my balls and legs, she was cumming like the needy slut she is. The scent in the back of this chapel and become intoxicating, certainly not by my miniscule amount of precum when compared to the river of dog milk that Amelia had been squirting all over my underside and all over her own fat pussy, that scent just made me fuck her more and more, not wanting to blow my load until I couldn't help it anymore.

It seemed that time would be coming soon, however, as the grip on my dick deep inside Amelia's dog cunt would never loosen up, she was a slimy wall of juice and flesh massaging my cock with each thrust, never being any less pleasurable than the last. Eventually it was all too much and I leaned forward, gripping her ass hard as I blew every last drop of spunk I had into her sopping pussy, leaving a mess of fluids to spit out of her, most of it being hers, no doubt, but by now she had receieved every ounce of cum my balls had stored up, filling up her insides.

I collapsed back as I slipped and landed ass first on the river of sex liquid that Amelia had drenched the once holy place in. It was a mess, and the scent only made me want to go for round two.

Before I could achieve any such action or attempt to see Amelia's reaction to what we just did, a large message apparead all of a sudden.

-PREY FUCKED-

-And then Amelia teleported away-

-The End-

Part 2 spoilers: Amelia is now in hunter's dream and I vow to make her my dog waifu.

(j/k there's no part 2....maybe)