When A Hero Is(Or Heroes Are) Needed....
#1 of Where Gods Be Mortals
I wanted to post this as well as another to see how SoFurry like a hero story with a LOT of game references!
Me: Good morning people[Shines Unforgiven from the blood of the unforgiven]or afternoon, evening, whatever time it is.
TT: Why you make this? I wanna see AFR!
Me: And you and the rest of the viewing world will. I'll make it after I post this. Oh wait.
Never mind what I just said and enjoy- [Camera falls, causing static to be heard]
Godda[Static] -ina! I told you[Static]- onna work!
TT: I said I[Static]-rry!
Me: Never mind that now[Static]-lp me pick this up.
[Lifting sounds and more static is heard before the screen shows me and TT]
Me: AND we're back! I would like to thank Koraru Kinomoto for reminding me of this story idea, Thunder123 for being my supporter, and sinfulnature1123 for being the 4th character. I couldn't come up with one on my own.
If you are curious about the plot for this, DON'T THINK THIS IS A GENERIC CHAMPION FIC! NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE, IN ANY WAY, RELATED TO THE LEGENDARIES!
Read all of the current chappys for a better understanding of everyone!
Roll the Film!
Chapter 1: When A Hero(Or Heroes) Are Needed
And I am awesome.
Hello there, my name is Seje. And I just became awesome in every sense of the word. Apparently Arceus needed some help from the Team Neo Syndicate, and she called upon me, my buddy-bud-buddle Koraru, Christopher, the energetic guy, and a guy I remember as 'Sin'. We weren't together when it started. We met up in Arceus' domain together. Let's read how I got there first...
Flashback...
I was coming back from a training session with my Electivire, hair sticking up from the fun.
Ooops-Scoop, my bad. Forgot the description of myself.
Let's see... I'm 17, 6'1", tanned skin, yellow eyes that shine like the sun close-up. I wear my favorite black jogging pants of the black color with white stripes on the sides. My shirt is blue with purple and green stripes going diagonal from the right hip to the left shoulder then going across to my right shoulder, giving me the appearance of wearing a toga. I like to wear scarves, so I have a white one with gold trimmings from me mum before she went off on a journey for enlightenment.
My Electivire was an energetic one, never sits still. The electricity he stores in his body is always active, so having a form of work-out will make it spark out. I, when he was an Elekid, was very cross when I found out from the Professor. But, with time, I was able to get used to the shocks of the artificial persuasion to the point where I can withstand his maximum voltage.
Boss.
Anywaysle, I was making my way back to the Pokemon Center in the town I was in when a group of Team Neo grunts popped up out of nowhere, stun rods at the ready. I smirk at their weapon of choice.
"Drop the Pokeball and back away slowly", one grunt said.
"Or", another said. " We'll have to use force." He waves his stun rod threateningly at me.
"And", I say, not doing anything but breathing, " No I won't."
"What?! Do you know who you're fucking with, kid?!" the apparent leader of this group said.
"Yeah, a buncha guys with detachable Electric-Type dildos who stalk kids" I said. This had angered them, one of them actually looked to see if that was true.
"Don't look, you idiot! Just get the kid's Pokemon!" The leader screamed at his men, springing into action.
This is where the fun begins.
I jump up, dodging the blows and jabs and kibbles and bits, and thrust my foot out at the nearest one, clocking him in the head with my reinforced boot. They back away, probably planning another way of assault. Then, the grunt to my right charged forwards with his eyes burning fury and his rod primed for a swipe attack. I duck under and kick him in his kids.
He was done for today as he fell to the ground from the pain.
The others stood shocked at my below-the-belt tactic. I just say," It's all in the wrists." One of them, getting my joke, charges at me, stun rod set to max as he tries to go for a jab session. I get the bobbin' and weavin' them hits like a boxer, and hit him in the kids.
He goes down as well.
The others are not looking so confident being two men down from four. The leader put on a brave face and said, " What're you pussies doing?! Get him!"
This had gave the men their confidence back and they came again with max-voltage rods, ready to take me out. I just stand there.
The rods hit me and what feels like twenty-five thousand volts of concentrated electricity pumping through my veins at a breakneck pace. I start laughing 'cause it tickles. The onslaught stops with the grunts looking at me shocked and the leader in fear. I slow down to giggles.
"Hey", I say, and I say. "Wanna see what you were gonna steal?" I didn't get an answer as I called out Electivire, who looked pumped for another session of training.
"No, child", I say. " These are men who wish to take you. Do you want them to take you?" Electivire shakes his head at first, but seeing me wink made him nod and wink back at me.
The grunts look pleased with this. "Alright, looks like we got a willing catch, fellas." The leader comes close to me, hand out for my Pokeball.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just gotta do the happy dance with Electivire before he goes." I edge the Pokeball of my friendy of forevesies away from the grunt.
He thinks about it. 'Well, we're gonna get him anyway...' he concludes as he nods his head in agreement.
"Alrighty! Electivire, let's do the Happy Dance!" Electivire calls out his name in excitement as he prances over to me like a child getting a treat. We stand side-by-side with each other before I start off.
Ring Around The Rosies
A Pocket Full Of Posies
We start spinning, hands in hands.
Ashes, Ashes
We All Fall Down!
Electivire lets loose a Discharge, hitting those in the imminent area around him. When the light show died down, there were four charred bodies on the ground, and one standing. That was me.
"Oh whee![Spark] Nice on[Spark]-e Elect[Spark]-ivire! Best[Spark] one yet!" I say, sparking leftover energy. He beams at me before a bright beam of light envelopes us, making us float. The light becomes blinding, so I close my eyes to avoid that. The last thing seen was a flash and a silence crept across the land around the flash.
Same Time As Seje...
A 21-year-old was sparring with his Lucario in a forest clearing, both sweating profusely. The human was Chris, wearing no top, wearing foot guards and sweatpants of the gray color of the artificial persuasion. His glasses caked with dirt, steam, and sweat.
"Come on Lucario! You just might win this one!" he shouts as he charges forward, fist raised back. The Lucario charges forward as well, mimicking Chris' actions. They were about to make contact with each other before Chris feinted into a side-kick which caught Lucario off-guard and it landed in the dirt, upturning the grass.
Chris shakes his head, "Come on Lucario. I know you can do better than that, girl." he said as she got up from the floor.
Lucario growls as she charges forward, not wanting to give up. Chris sighed and didn't move. Then...
[BAM!] A gunshot rang out several meters from their location, startling Chris and making Lucario stop in mid-punch.
"What was that?" he said, running to the source. Lucario follows suit, wanting to see what it was and wanting to finish their spar once and for all. They sprint through the forest, dodging the tree branches in their way. Then, a cry rang through the forest some paces to their immediate right. They turn around and head towards another clearing where they saw something to remember for days to come.
A family, or what's left of it, of the Cyndaquil -Evolutionary line was seen and a man in a mask was there, hand cannon in hand. The mother and father, a Typhlosion and Ursaring respectively, were seen on the ground, blood gushing from a single gunshot wound. Looked as if the Ursaring was protecting the Typhlosion before the masked man shot and killed both of them as they weren't moving. Their children, a Teddiursa and Quilava, were backing away from the masked man as he edged closer to them.. The Teddiursa is Shiny.
"You do see what happened to your parents trying to protect each other, right?" the masked man said, sneeringly.
The Quilava older brother was beaten up, but he would not cease keeping the Shiny Teddiursa under his protection.
"Are you sure about this? You could... live as my slave..." the man says deceivingly as he steps closer. A Flamethrower and a defiant cry of "Lava!" was sent his way as he side-stepped.
"Fine. You'll die, too" he said, aiming at him at a specific spot to avoid hurting the target. Chris, having dropped out of his stupor, initiated his hero nature and ran to tackle the man, Lucario running ahead. The man was just about to pull the trigger when Chris tackled him, the shot missing the two siblings...
And hitting Lucario.
The bullet whizzed towards her, stopping her in her tracks as it made contact with her left arm, burning pain coursing through her body. Chris got up from the ground and saw the condition Lucario was in, making him yell out in blind fury and start punching the masked man on the ground.
" WHY [Punch] YOU [Punch] BASTARD![Punch] I'LL [Punch*]KILL[Punch] **YOU* [Punch] FOR [Punch] THAT!" Chris yelled in his anger, punching the masked man's mask off, revealing a face of a 34-year-old fugitive on the run before having his nose promptly punched in. The man grunted in pain as Chris kept on the onslaught, shocking the other Pokes. When Lucario finally put a paw on his shoulder, Chris' face was bloody from the man, whose face was not recognizable(Damn Chris.)
"Calm down, Chris... I'll be OK..." Lucario said, taking in labored breathes.
"No... I'm gonna save you." he concluded, getting up from the ground and on his knees.
"Can one of you two he-?" The request that Chris was going to send them was lost as a beam of bright light surrounded the area. Then, there was a flash and there was only the kid Pokemon left standing, them mourning the lost of their parents and thanking the human for saving them...
Same Time As Seje and Chris...
A girl of 19 was strolling through the woods, humming a merry tune as she took in the sights. This was Koraru. She was a 5'7" teen-going-adult with black hair with a strand of rainbow going through it... She just fell... A grass stain accompanies her knee-length shorts and white running shoes. She wore a charm bracelet.
It's Going Down
I'm Yelling Timber...
She hummed as she was passing a river. Said river had a job for her to do.
[SPLASH!] A very loud splash was heard, jolting Koraru out of her song, which was a little off-key. She looked towards the river and visibly paled as a little Piplup was running from a 7'4" Feraligatr. She then got herself together and ran towards them. The Piplup tripped and fell to the ground, making Koraru speed up as the Feraligatr started charging a Hyper Beam in his mouth for a point-blank kill.
Koraru had JUST made it to the Piplup's aid, grabbing him out of the way as the Feraligatr missed his target. The smoke that rose from the impact went away revealing nothing but an empty crater. The Big Jaw Pokemon began to cheer, having gotten rid of his pest, before stopping as he saw Koraru holding said pest. He began to growl as she said comfortingly to Piplup, "Are you OK, sweetie? Did that big, bad gator hurt you?"
Piplup was still recovering from the heart-stopping, life-flashing moment, but not before smirking at Feraligatr who was watching them. Said Feraligatr began to smirk and charge another Hyper Beam quickly to catch them both this time.
Koraru had just finished looking for any wounds on Piplup when she heard its panicked cries. She looked up and saw her life flash before her eyes as the Hyper Beam was launched at her. But not before a bright beam of light came forth and teleported her and Piplup away, leaving the Hyper Beam to miss aain and infuriating the Feraligatr as he stalked off to find more prey...
Same Time As Seje, Chris, and Koraru...
A teenage boy of 18 was having a love session with his Jolteon and Charizard, male and female respectively. This bisexual lover is Sin, no one knows his last name as he tenses when asked. He wasn't wearing anything to describe, but the look of pleasure from the Charizard he was eating out was one of bliss. Jolteon was having the time of his life, thrusting in and out of Sin's pucker. They were at Sin's home, where his mom, Linda was cooking dinner, his father, Mason at work. His mom had been informed of his sessions with his Pokemon prior to its initiation, so she didn't bother. Although, the moans wee working something fierce on her loins as they made her underwear wet. His father didn't know, but he had suspicions.
[Slam!] The door went as Sin's father walked in from work, alcohol practically seen from his breath as he threw his coat and suitcase in the closet by the front door.
"What the fuck are you doing still up?!" he yelled, stalking towards 'his' wife.
"I'm cooking dinner" she replied sternly as she continued to make meatloaf.
"The fuck you say to me?!" he yelled, getting closer.
"I said I'm-!"
A slap was heard throughout the bottom floor, alerting the family Houndoom as he heard his master of ye old days go to the ground. Charizard, at the time still in Sin's room, had chose to moan out her pleasure as she climaxed on Sin's face, Jolteon joining in as well. This had alerted Mason to Sin's location.
"And there goes the little fuck..." he said sneeringly, as he headed upstairs stomping. Sin was busy trying to recover from the afterglow of his climax when the door slammed open, jolting him from his dreamy state.
"AHH-HAH! Caught you, ya little fuck! Now, bring your ass downstairs and your animals and put on some clothes! We're gonna have a little...chat." Sin didn't like the way he said that as Mason went back downstairs. He gathered his clothes from the corner of his room and put them on. He picked a blue shirt with an Ultra Ball on it, green jeans and purple socks with red stripes for wear. After that, he went downstairs, Charizard and Jolteon in tow, to see his mom on the couch holding her face, the family Houndoom laying by her side, keeping watch on Mason, whom was sitting in the lone chair, something concealed behind him to hide it from Sin and his Pokemon mates.
"Have a seat, son..." his father said, pointing to the seat by his mother on the other couch.
Sin didn't trust his tone but sat down anyway.
"So, it's true..." his father started.
"True about what?" Sin questioned.
"That you're an animal fucker." Mason said with a look of disgust evident on his face. This had cut the tension and set Sin off as he angrily stood up.
"Now you listen, dad..." he started, but he was cut off as Mason stood up as well.
"No you listen, you little shit! You won't be going around fucking animals under my roof!" he yelled.
"You didn't even pay for anything here!" Sin yelled out. And he was punched in his solar plexus, knocking the wind out of him for a few moments.
"As I was saying, unless it's a human being, I don't want any animal fucking going on in my house. It's against the natural way of life." Mason rationalized, hoping that would be enough.
"You're an idiot..." Sin said quietly, getting his breath back finally.
"What was that, fucker?" Mason said.
"I said", Sin said louder for everyone to hear," You're a FUCKING IDIOT!"
This had shocked Linda and Houndoom as they weren't expecting that. Never had Sin raised his voice at anyone before. His father, however, remained vigilante.
"Oh, care to explain, Pokemon fucker?" he said tauntingly, digging in Sin's skin further.
"What I do under your roof is none of your business, old man. I love my family. They're not simple Pokemon, dad. They're just as sentient as we are human. The fact that you think I just have sex with them leaves me to believe that you treat them like tools. A despicable old man who deserves to rot. Look at you; I can practically see the beer in your mouth. Been to a gay bar, lately? You're no better than anybody." Sin's speech ended, touching the hearts of ALMOST everyone. Mason, who just got owned, looked pissed.
"Linda, you're not saying anything to help?" Mason asked as he looked at her for help, which never came.
"No, I already been thinking about this, and I hope you can, too Mason." she said, petting Houndoom lovingly.
"You support the little fuck?!" Mason said appalled at her words.
"Yes, I do. And I can't say I haven't done it before" she said, petting Houndoom more to give them a hint. Mason caught it.
"So, you too?" he said, near whispering.
"Yes." she said in a tone of finality.
"I see" he said, reaching behind him, pulling out...
"Well", he concluded, revealing the object to be a shotgun, " Looks like someone's gotta go!"
[Gasp] Shocker!
"Mason, what are you doing?! Have you no sanity?!" Linda said as she started to shake as he pumped it.
"Yep. I'm sane enough to see that one of you should not be here on this Earth!" he said crazily as he started to take aim. The Pokemon in the room began to shield their respective masters from the shotgun's barrel.
"Awww, does the wittle animals care about their trainers? WELL" he started, pointing the weapon at Linda, who froze in shock, "Looks like you can't save 'em all." He begins to pull the trigger, but there was a bright beam of light, catching the crazy drunkard off-guard and making him shoot at the wall, completely missing. When the light went away, he was the only one there.
In The Hall Of Origins...
Four flashes of light were seen in the Meeting Room, where the Legendaries had gathered for their meeting before being cut short. There, Seje and his Electvire, Christopher holding Lucario, Koraru and Piplup, and everyone from Sin's house was there, excluding Mason of course.
When their eyes refocused, the intruders looked around, noticing they were being stared at critically before looking at each other. Recognition shined on each of their faces.
"Koraru?!" Seje said.
"Seje?" Koraru, Chris, and Sin said.
"Chris?" Seje said again.
"Sin?" Chris said, looking at said person.
"Koraru?!" Sin said, looking at her.
"ENOUGH!" a voice boomed.
Cliffhanger's a right old bitch, isn't it?
This has been mercenary man guy.
So, tell me what you guys think! The other three characters are Koraru Kinomoto, Thunder123, and sinfulnature1123 of FF.net. Go check them out!
You help me decide what I should do for today, and it should be up tonight!
No Pokemon were harmed in the making of this fic. Whatever happened was written when I wasn't looking.
Vote/Fav/Watch/Comment this ficcy for meez!
Moncheli!