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"Welcome to Gym, students!" A voice said, breaking the tension. Everyone looked around for the voice until they heard someone fall behind them. They looked and saw a Deoxys Pokemorph in Speed Forme near them.

He was wearing a green beater which was sweaty from earlier classes, Tanner assumed. His green jogging pants was sporting wet spots on the legs. He had a stopwatch around his neck of the artificial persuasion.

At these words, everyone broke the fourth wall and looked at me. I said, "I say that now. 'Nuff said."

The Deoxys morph continued. "So, class of mine, I shall conduct role call......... NOT!", he said breaking his clipboard with his knee, shocking the students, "I'm taking first names only, suckas! Now cough 'em up! Don't be shy!"

Andy, being the pompous git that he is, strolled up first, flanked by his sister, Alegaesia. "My name is Andy." he said like a fake boss.

"And my name is Alegaesia" she said like a fake Britain.

"Well Andy and Alegaesia", he started, " GO SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH!" The two looked appalled at his tone and sat down with a huff next to Nancy, who was feeling uncomfortable with the proximity.

"Anyone else?" the Deoxys morph said surprisingly calm. Everyone, however, was scared by his tone. Tanner stepped up to the plate as Batter.

"The name's Tanner." he said, waiting to be told to sit down.

"Nice to meet you, Tanner" The Deoxys morph said, reaching his hand out for a handshake. This had shocked everyone further, especially the bench-warming Eon duo, who was hoping Tanner would get yelled at. They shook hands.

"Alright buddy-boy, stand right there and YOU" he yelled at Andy, " GET UP TOO!" Andy was wondering why someone as important as him keeps getting yelled at.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Watch what'll happen.

Tanner and Andy stood in a circle made of red and blue chalk. Andy, believing his side was blue, stepped that way until......

"AHBUPBUPBUP, GET YOUR ASS ON THE RED SIDE!" Andy was getting pissed at the Gym Teacher's tone towards him.

"Tanner, you get on the Blue side." the Deoxys morph calmly said, confusing everyone else. Tanner complied, standing in the Blue half of the circle with Andy in the Red.

"Now who you see here will do a lap run depending on experience and bravado. They will be assigned their laps via telepathy, so others won't help. Any questions?" he finalized. Everyone that came in with Andy raised their hands.

"No? Good. Tanner AND ANDY! Line up AND GET READY!" he said and yelled. Everyone, with the exclusion of Tanner, was thinking the Gym Teacher had Tourette's.

Tanner and Andy, though, lined up at the chalk lines that were drawn last-second.

"Ready to lose, jackass?" Andy said cockily at Tanner. Tanner just said

"I don't see why you're talking to a mirror, Andy." This had infuriated Andy, who growled, ready to start. Then, both of their head tingled as the Deoxys morph ordered their laps.

'One lap each FOR BOTH OF YOU!' he said/yelled at Tanner and Andy, respectively. They got into position, both of them ass-raised and upper-bodies down, much to Peter's Shadow's fantasy.

'Oh, you're gonna be a good one......' He said.

"On YOUR MARKS! Get SET! GO!" the Deoxys morph of suspected Tourette's called. The two rivals took off-or Tanner ran and Andy just got up and stood there, much to Deoxys' fury.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, PRIVATE?! I SAID GO!" he screamed at Andy, who just smirked at the Gym Teacher.

"I already won; didn't you see me?" Andy said cockily.

What was next said was very complicated to write.

"YOU IDIOT! POKEMORPH LAPS ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN LAPS! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE FOUR MORE RUNS TO MAKE, RIGHT?!" he yelled very loudly.

"WHAT?!" Andy called back, actually panicking as Tanner was coming back from his lap.

"YES YOU DUMBASS! IT'S THE RULE!" he answered. Andy quickly got to work, already half-way done with his first lap when the Deoxys morph came up behind him and slapped him, hard. His sister empathically flinched from the impact as Andy fell to the ground.

"NO SUPER SPEED! Dem's the rules." the Deoxys morph finished calmly. Andy grumbled and stood up.

"Come on, Andy! The human's almost done!" Morgan yelled. Sure enough, Tanner was just passing Andy and heading for the finish. Andy got in gear and ran for it. Since Pokemorph Lati's such as himself have speed already from Agility training at a young age, but Andy was too important for actual running, so he secretly used Agility so he'll run faster, hoping to beat Tanner and proving himself.

Watch this, tho.

As Andy came upon his last lap, eyes closed, he failed to notice something......... He came around for the final turnaround and sped to the finish line, he smirked as he felt himself passing Tanner on the way there.

Oh, boy was he wrong.

When And opened his eyes to see why there was no applause to his speed, he looked to see his group gaping at something behind him, Tanner smirking at him(The bastard.), and his sister yelling, "YOU IDIOT!" Wondreing what was going on that didn't have all attention on him as it should be, to him that is, he turned around and met the enraged face of the Deoxys morph Gym teacher, whose beader was torn and pants shredded to the point of beyond-repair.

Said morph came to his face and said, "Laps until I say 'Stop'....... UNDERSTAND?!" he said in a deadly tone, deflating Andy's head. the latter went back to the line to start his laps. The angry Deoxys morph calmed his tone for a sec and spoke to Tanner. "I'll be right back...." he said in a forced calm. He stalked off to his office, pants in hand so everyone can see his sculpted figure........

And back to Tanner.

He watched amused as Andy fell again face-first. Peter came up to Tanner.

"So, Tanner....... how you doin'?" he asked nervously as Tanner turned around to see him.

"I'm doing OK. You?" he responded.

"I don't know....." Peter said, coming closer to Tanner. Tanner sees this.

"Well, what's wrong?" Tanner asked, putting a hand on Peter's should as comfort-and to stop him from getting any closer.

"Do you see that guy right there?" Peter asked, pointing at Jason.

"Yeah......?" Tanner said, confused.

"That's my 1st ex-boyfriend." Peter said finally, cowering in Tanner's gasp, waiting for the inevitable laugh or scoff of disgust that came with his love life. When none came, he looked up confused as Tanner stood there with an amused look.

"What's so funny?" Peter asked, wondering why Tanner was chuckling at him.

"You're actually not the first to ask for advice." he said finally letting out a Lol as Andy fell down again.

"Why? Who was first?" Peter asked, curious as to what Tanner was going on about.

"You see Jake?", Tanner said, pointing at said Virizion, "He was being told that being gay is sinful by his brother." Tanner said, pointing at Kyle, who was flexing.

Aye, this is a NO FLEX ZONE, Sucka! Quit it.

"That's awful!" Peter said in response, looking at Kyle in disgust.

"Yeah, apparen-" Tanner didn't get to finish as Jake was coming their way.

"Uh, Peter, was it?" Jake said nervously.

"Yeah. Your name's Jake, right?" Peter said.

"Well....... I need advice. What's it like to be gay?" he asked, blurtting out the words.

"It's nothing differeent from being straight actually.", he said,"All you're doing is finding the one you love of the same gender.

"That's........ very useful advice. Thank you, Peter." Jake said, bowing from the waist.

"No problem, Jakie~!" Peter said, being very enthusiastic about it. Jake just blushed and went to talk to Nancy.

"Well, someone's alright." Tanner said after a moment of silence.

"Oh, it was alright...." A voice behind them said. Both boys turned around and came face-to-face with Jason, the Xerneas Pokemorph.

"What do you want, Jason?" Peter said with an angered tone.

"Nothing much; just wanna tell your boyfriend something." he said sneeringly.

"I'm not his boyfriend." Tanner said in defense for Peter, who was inwardly grimacing at the words he just said.

"Oh please. You guys are practically a couple; I just came to wish you guys the.......best of luck to ya." he chuckled at the last part. Before Peter could outburst, the Gym teacher came back out his office with new sweatpants on and a whistle in hand, which he blew.

[(Whatever sound a whistle makes.]

"All right class. Bring it in. Andy, you can stop now.", Andy, who looked like he was gonna pass out from exerting himself more than he usually does, promptly came and fell on his belly near his sister.

"Today, since it's the first day, we'll go with an old school classic: Dodgeball." The group Andy came in with smiled and looked at the group Tanner came in with evilly.

"Will the Team Captains, Tanner and Andy, come up please?" the Deoxys morph said. Tanner and Andy, who got some energy back from a point-blank Heal Pulse from Alagaesia, came up front. Andy was smirking at Tanner.

"Tanner gets first pick. Choose wisely." the Gym teacher said cryptically, looking at Tanner.

"Since I get first pick.....", Tanner said, mockingly thinking,"I pick........" The whole of his group leaned forward for an answer, hoping they get picked first.

".........My group." he finally said, much to said group's confusion and the Deoxys morph's relief.

"What?!" Andy was not amused, "How can he get all those people?!" He said in anger as said people got behind Tanner.

"Because", the Deoxys morph start, verbally smirking, "The teams were decided on when all of you came in. There was no need to call individual members if everyone would complain about getting set with a Team they didn't want to be a part of."

"That's not fair!" Andy retorted.

"It actually is, considering the group you came with doesn't like Tanner's group at all, it seems. It'll make for the best DodgeBall game in history. And remember, each of the Team Members that can can only use one of their moves. Anymore and you won't play." he said, sounding final.

Andy growled and called up his group up.

"Well, looks like we got even teams. But Nancy doesn't have one I see." the Gym teacher yet-to-be-named said, looking at Nancy on the bench as everyone else. She looked up nervously.

"Uh, I assumed that since the teams were even, I'd sit.....out?" she said, wondering why the Deoxys morph was eye-smirking at her excuse to not be apart of the game.

"Nono, missie. You'll be on a team. The question to you is: Which one will you pick?" he said, making Andy's group look menacing which had the opposite effect they were looking for. Nancy loked uneasy at the sudden decision she wa given.

"Uh......." she said, looking between Tanner's group and Andy's. "I pick......." she trailed off as Andy's group was trying to egg her on with their antics. Tanner's was smiling at her, not really doing anything to make her seem unwanted.

"I choose Tanner's", she said, marching towards the Blue Side, much to the Red Side's disappointment. They were hoping to fill her head up with lies so she would help them beat Tanner's group. They lost that chance from their 'inviting' arms.

When Nancy got there, red rubber balls popped up in the middle of the circle, making 'Ro jump and Michael to scowl at her again.

"These are your weapons, soldiers. Use them with caution. They have been prepared with wards for.....certain things. For a moment, he paused. During the time, Tanner smirked, much to Jake's confusion who was looking at him.

"Alright, back up." the Gym teacher said, waving his hands/tentacles dismissively. Everyone got into position for running.

"Ready....." Everyone crouched lower.

"Set....." The tension for war was set........

"DON'T GO!" he said, much to Tanner's side's laughter as Andy fell from the sudden order.

"Idiot.......[Whistle blown!]" The game was set. Everyone dashed for a ball, Andy getting trampled before getting helped up by his sister. When the teams grabbed the balls........

Hell broke loose.

First, Nancy, who was trying to make herself an unwanted target, ended up getting outed first as Morgan got her in the shoulder. Michael launched a ball at 'Ro, who was trying her best to stay in the game. She dodged the ball, and threw hers back at him, only to miss. Andy was busy trying to find a way to get Tanner when he wasn't looking, but it seemed that Tanner was determined to keep Andy in his line of sight.

Tanner was making sure that Andy was in his sights as he watched the rest of his team get others out and themselves out when they weren't looking. He dodged balls thrown at him. Vanessa was out from a dodgeball to the hip, nearly making her fall. Lily was thrower, but she was also out from quick toss from Natalie. Natalie was put out right after by Max, who thought he was in the clear until a ball smacked him to the face. Andy saw this and growled at the thrower, Gaius.

"Excuse me, sir. We have an out by a ball to the face. You're not gonna call that?" Andy asked the Gym teacher of unknown identity.

"Clearly, the only thing that can be hit on Max's body is his face. I'll allow it." the Deoxys morph said, eye-smirking. Andy growled and got back into the game, dodging a ball thrown at him by Peter. The game resumed with haste. Most of Tanner's team was gone, leaving himself, Peter and Kevin. Nearly all of Andy's team was still there, consisting of Andy, Jason, Jalen, Michael and Alagaesia, surprisingly.

"Well well well, looks like a easy win if I do say so myself." Andy said cockily, making his team chortle darkly.

"Thanks for the compliment." Tanner said, much to their confusion.

"What-" But that was all Alagaesia got to say as Tanner threw his ball at her, catching her slippin' and getting her in the chest. Andy was furious and threw a ball at Kevin, who deflected it and threw a ball at Jalen, who wasn't expecting it, having looked away for a moment, getting him in his developing kids.

The Deoxys Pokemorph blew his whistle at this, "No more below-the-belt throws for Tanner's team this round." he said, making Jason get an idea on where he should hit a certain someone........

Peter was bombarded by the balls on their team by Michael, whose eyes were glowing from the use of Psychic. This had unknowingly made Tanner angry and he threw the ball in his hand at Michael at breakneck speeds. The poor Mewtwo morph was unable to dodge the ball coming towards him, so he threw his arms up to block some of the force.

It didn't work.

The KE(Kinetic Energy) of the ball was so great, it broke the Barrier that Michael put up in defence and hit him in his guard with a LOT of force. He was launched back from the blow and slid towards the wall behind him, where he skid to a stop.

Everyone was shocked at the display of power from Tanner, himself included. The only one not surprised by the sudden burst of strength was Peter's Shadow, who was smirking through Peter.

'Yes, it worked..... Now I await the Season.......' He said, leaving Peter in control.

Kevin came back to reality first and threw a ball at Jason who was about to launch a ball at Tanner' waist line when he was paused. The ball hit him in his antlers, the ball bouncing off instead of getting stuck on an antler. One of the wards kicked in.

"[Whistle Blown!] And that's another out!" The Deoxys morph said.

Tanner, Kevin, and Andy stared each other down, lookng like a truxican standoff with tag teams. There was a tumbleweed going through the floor that came out of nowhere. There was Old West music playing in the background, courtesy of Nancy. The tension was high as Tanner prepped a throw at Andy. When he drew the ball back, Andy quickly used Mind Reader to see how Tanner was going to throw it and saw his throw in a Fast Forward, looking like it'll hit the wall.

Emphasis on Looking.

Andy tensed as Tanner was bringing the ball back to his front, making the throw. He smirked when he saw the ball fly away from his position........

Or so he thought.

Andy didn't expect getting hit by another ball from seemingly nowhere. He looked and saw Kevin with his hand out as if he just threw something.......

Then he put two-and-two together, got four, and realized he just got played. Tanner smiled and watched as Andy attempted to comprehend how he was able to throw off the Mind Reader's near perfect predictions. Pride and dignity suddenly shot down, Andy got up shamefully and wordlessly sat down. Tanner's team laughed at what happened. The Gym teacher held back a chuckle and blew his whistle.

"Alright, the winners for their team is Tanner and Kevin", there was appalause," Now both of you sit down." This had left the contenders confused as said two people sat down on the bench. Andy's team smirked evilly, realizing that they'll get easy wins without Tanner's team's star players.

"Next round begin! Players to the field!" the Deoxys morph called, making the teamss-excluding Tanner and Kevin- get up on the field.

Round 2 was over quickly.

After the whistle blew, the players darted for balls to throw and Andy's team got there first from a Tailwind from Alagaesia. When, they aimed, Tanner's team audibly gulped. The balls were thrown, each making contact from Michael's Psychic assistance. Peter was hit first in the left arm, Vanessa in the neck, Jake in his stomach, Jackson in the leg, Natalie in her head, and Gaius in the shoulder. Andy's team smirked at their 'teamwork' as the Deoxys pokemorph blew his whistle.

"Alright, since no one was eliminated on Andy's team, we'll go into Sudden Death now." When he said that, nearly everyone lost their confidence when they saw that it'll be a 2-on-8 match-up. Tanner and Kevin stepped up to the field since no one on Andy's side had to sit down again. The two boys looked at each other and nodded, getting in position, Andy's team doing so as well.

"3........2........1......[Whistle Blown!]" The whistle sounded, springing them into action. Andy's team were powered up by the Tailwind from Alagaesia, but it didn't matter when Kevin snapped his fingers. Time slowed down as he and Tanner ran for some balls, leaving some for the other team to use.

When the deed was done, Kevin snapped his fingers again to kick-up Time and Andy's team made it to the middle, confused as to why there weren't as much to grab as it was before they took off. Then, they looked on Tanner's side and saw where most of their balls went. Andy growled and picked up a ball to throw, only to watch it get sent back with more, making him take evasive maneuvers.

The balls stopped coming and Jason, Jalen, Jamie, and Michael were out. Andy was getting nervous, as along Morgan, Max and Alagaesia. Their numbers were dwindling already and the game just barely started. Tanner's side looked menacing as they idily tossed their balls in the air.

Andy got an idea. 'Hey guys', he telepathically called, getting their attention. 'Remember that one show on TV? Total Drama Island, was it?' They nod in agreement.' Well, why not try a little trick I learned?' He played them a scene from the third episode, the Dodgeball challenge episode. The others smile at the idea and aim their balls at the other two. Kevin looked scared as the balls were aimed at him.

The balls were launched(I'm really getting tired of saying balls.), making Kevin jump at their speed. Then, Tanner jumped in the way of the balls right before they hit Kevin and took the hits. When the bombardment ended, Tanner was sporting a bloddy lip, courtesy of Max.

"[Whistle Blown!] Tanner is out!" The Deoxys morph said, smiling for some reason with his eyes.

The game resumed, Kevin smirking for some reason unknown to the other 4 contenders. They just waited tense as Kevin went to pick up a ball......

And Max was launched back to the wall behind them, ball in his tiny stomach.

The remaing three were standing there in shock. How'd that happen?, was what they were thinking.

But they had stopped thinking about it when Morgan went down, ball in his chest.

Andy turned around and saw Kevin trying to pick up another ball. Alegaesia was scared; she didn't want get throttled by a simple rubber ball.

Too bad she did.

As soon as Kevin made contact with another ball, Alagaesia was sent flying into Andy, the latter trying to get his sister off of him, much to her shock at his haste.

"Get Off!" he said, slowly breaking her heart as he push her off of him.

Jerk.

Kevin just shook his head at Andy and went for another ball, but Andy went for one too. Andy had just picked one up to throw when two things happened.

One: The bell rang, signifying the end of school for today.

Two: The ball Kevin was picking up was launched to his developing kids.

Andy groaned in pain as he got on his knees from the impact. Everyone that wasn't a part of the group he brought in laughed their asses off as they left. Andy just sat their on his knees, Alagaesia coming up slowly towards him.....

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Tanner was walking through the halls with his group, said group congradulating Kevin for the win and hit.

"Nice one Kevin!" said Natalie as they walked.

"It was nothing...." he said normally, confidence still high.

"Good job, Kevin....." said Jackson, blushing.

"Oh, uh...... thanks Jackson...." Kevin, now embarrassed, said. Peter caught up to Tanner.

"Hey, Tanner?" Peter started, next to Tanner.

"Yeah?" he responded.

"Are you doing something later?" Peter asked, twiddling his fingers.

"No, why'd you ask?" Tanner asked, curious to Peter's reply.

"I wanted to know if you wanted to come to.......my house for at least a few hours. I have a project in my 10th period to do. You don't have to go if you don't want to." Peter replied quickly.

Tanner smiled, "Whatever keeps me away from the 'Witch'", he said vaguely.

Peter was still confused at his wording, "Is it a yes or......" he trailed off.

"I said yes, Peter. Silly Lugia." Tanner said, ruffling the Lugia morph's head, much to Peter's embarrassment.

They reached the front door of the school, where everyone of the group split off with seperate goodbyes, leaving Tanner and Peter waiting for something.

"What're we waiting for?" Tanner said, looking around.

"You'll see......" Peter said vaguely.. Then, screeching from a car could be heard from their left, signaling someone's arrival. Tanner looked to see, only to gasp in realization at the car's model and design; red Bugatti.....

"You're that guy that got me wet!" Tanner exclaimed as John opened the door to signify his arrival.

"Eh, you were too close to the curb", John said smugly.

I like John now.

The boys piled in the Bugatti, Tanner in the back while Peter took the passenger seat, mch to Tanner's insistence. Then, Peter said, "Better buckle up, Tanner."

"Why?" he asked, putting his seatbelt on.

He didn't ask again as the car sped off.

When they made it to the household in one piece, Tanner slowly unclipped his seatbelt and got out of the deathtrap. Peter said, "You'll get used to it."

The interior was a big one. When they entered from the Car-Lover's Paradise Door, they entered the kitchen, or as Tanner liked to call it, a really really big room with an oven, refridgerator, and double sink with two faucets. Peter led him to the living room, where Peter's mom was asleep watching TV.......

Nude as the day she hatched.

Tanner looked in shock as Peter went to the closet by the front door and discarded his jeans and shoes, leaving him stark naked.

"Uhhhhh........" Tanner trailed off, seeing Peter's naked body and seeing his leg muscles, making him blush.

'Why am I blushing?' he thought.

"You like?" Peter asked, twirling around in a 360.

"Uh....... Yeah?" Tanner said nervously. 'Why am I nervous?' he questioned in his head.

"[Yawn]" went Peter's mother, Mileena, stretching her body to show off her front, where she was blatantly equipped with E-Cup breasts.

"Hello, Peter.. Who's this?" she said, pointing at Tanner.

"This is bae." Peter said, bringing Tanner in for a one-armed hug.

"Bae?" she responded, looking confused.

"Bae?!" Tanner shouted, shocked at Peter's words.

"Bae." Peter and John concluded together.

"So, Tanner, wanna see my room?" Peter asked enthusiastically, jumping up and down like a rabbit.

"Calm down, Winslow. Your bae has something to say." John said smugly.

I FUCKING LOVE HIM!

"Sure, I guess....." Tanner replied uneasy by the attention he was getting from Peter and his mom.

"Yay!" he said, childishly, pulling Tanner with him as they run upstairs to Peter's room.

"Don't break his arm, Peter!" Mileena called.

"Ah......." she sighed, looking deflated.

"Something wrong, Mistress?" John said comfortingly.

"It's just........ I always want Peter to be happy. But, seeing him with another just makes me worried, ya know?" she said, taking a sip of water from John.

"I know, Mistress..... I know...." John trailed off, looking up the stairs......

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