Officer Friendly

Story by Bluevirage on SoFurry

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#1 of The Tower Depths

An introductory piece of writing to my Days Project Universe, which is now titled The Tower Depths. It features a member of the benevolent dictator's police/secret police/investigation group, that is more public about his duties than most.

Adult situations, adult humor, and mostly my more seasoned brand of humor when weighed against earlier work, which I should really get around to posting here at some point.


Officer Friendly

By Bluevirage

Reese's waist cape fluttered behind him as he marched, oiled seams of his armor moving smoothly, as he walked his Tower. As an Enforcer, he was capable of fully implementing Eurynome's will at any time.

Unlike most he operated openly never having taken a permanent residence, always moving from level to level, randomizing where he slept within the massive Tower Arcology. To that end, he was given a suit of armor to maintain and wear while patrolling until he decided instead to adopt the traditional Enforcer garb: a white mask and hooded cloak.

To his fellow Enforcers, he was Robocop, a throw back term to a film that came out two hundred years ago. But the implications behind the name fit. He was famous throughout New Landon as the new kind of Officer Friendly, he never used lethal force, only his fists, wits, and judicial use of martial arts.

He left executions to other Enforcers, not out of cowardice, but personal preference. He was not above beating someone into a coma, which he had done, removing a threat from society until such a time as their treatment and physical therapy was ended.

On that particular day the black and white armored Enforcer was on a random level. As usual, the automated cars operated perfectly as people traveled around. The part of the block he was on passed a popular club that took up three whole levels worth of space; it was currently in its daylight operations mode, serving lunch and casually dressed individuals.

Reese paused as a slender hand patted his shoulder from behind. Turning he spied a mouse woman wearing a long black sleeved dress. Her heavily powdered face made him wonder why she would shave off all her facial fur if only to cake on so much make-up instead of letting her natural beauty shine through. Fashion sense aside, she was a looker, and she was talking to him.

"Enforcer, I was wondering if you could check up on someone for me."

"Explain the situation," Reese activated his audio and video up-link device. His visual and audio feed was given a case number as he listened.

"A Ursilion, you know that new race Lady Eurynome created a year back? Well one of them has been under my care, my daughter Vine."

"Go on."

"Well," the woman looked embarrassed. "she is physically only about ten maybe, has the mind of a twenty-something, and is only mind you a year old. She has recently started having these fits, most of the time she calms down after some alone time with a few toys if you catch my meaning."

"Uh huh." Reese said calmly.

The woman frowned at Reese's attitude, this was serious to her, if the walking publicity stunt could not not listen to her concerns with nothing more than a few grunts in reply she would simply request another Enforcer. "I think you should check up on her." she finally said while offering her citizen ID.

Reese's armor scanned the card and input her data. He then began tracking with mental commands her daughter's own ID card and implanted tracking device. All new races, as said by Lady Eurynome, would be tracked until they could show they were not a threat.

Something many wished had lasted longer with her first race, the Eurtilians. They were literal sexual predators prone to gang raping individuals in the most drug induced way. Their saliva could induce arousal, and erections, in individuals powerful enough to make such things as I have a mate at home not get in the way of breeding. Some of them could even paralyze with their spit, hence the allegations of rape that hounded most members of the species.

"I will track her down and see what she has gotten up to."

"If she has already, you know, gotten down to business, please just let her finish and then bring her home?"

Reese considered the words. "According to your ID you work here and live across the street," Reese pointed at the entrance to an apartment unit area. "does your employer know you have these issues?" The woman glared at Reese in such a way he thought his armor would melt or overheat. "Did I say something offensive?"

The woman let out a sigh after closing her eyes and shaking her head firmly no. "My boss, the evil witch, set her up with this date. Said she needed the experience, and maybe something too large, going into something too small, would make her either a size queen or a very weary Ursilion until her body reached full maturity at least."

"Understood." Reese said with his usual canned reply as he entered what he called "Pursuit of Justice Mode". Music actually started playing within his helmet as he sipped from a water feed tube. Marching down the street to the actual Robocop theme music; Reese walked the entire two miles to the apartment where the locator for Vine said she was.

Approaching the apartment unit, Reese used his overriding access abilities to disable the door's locks and proceeded to rush the man just as his clothing started to unzip. He ignored the Ursilion, the perp was the only thing on his mind as he bodily threw him, easily thanks to the armor, out of the room into the hall.

The music switched to a rock temp as Reese unleashed a bit of chain from a coiled loop around his waist. The magnetic links could separate and link at his command and he quickly tossed a few lops around the man as he tried to sit up. His arms were bound to his sides, his ankles linked together, his wrists bound, he was quickly trussed up and prepped for transport.

"S-s-she consented!" he managed to blurt out as he was shoved into the light of day that was piped in from the outside. The afternoon sunlight highlighted the canine's light brown eyes as he stumbled a bit over his words.

Resorting to stun punching an individual that said something he did not wish to hear was not beyond Reese's armored computer driven suit's capabilities. Punching this particular individual was something he wanted more than ever as he dragged him in his chains from the apartment area without a word.

"Please! Leave him alone!" a new voice cried out.

Reese stopped and looked at the "victim" of the man he was currently holding by a collar made of a bit of a length of magnetic chain. "Citizen of Blair Tower, you were approached by this individual for sexual relations," Reese knew his helmeted visage frightened some during his enforcement actions. That was the point. He needed to be frightening as he dealt out justice as Lady Eurynome intended. He lowered the perpetrator to the ground enough so that he could rest on his knees as he prepared to speak with the victim further. "is this correct?"

The small horned lion-bear-goat creature stared up at Reese and nodded slowly while frowning. "I have rights to choose my mates without interference!"

"You have no rights, there is no official bill of rights, no law, only Lady Eurynome's will." Reese motioned all around him as he stared the girl down and spoke. "All this is provided for you, food, time to spend on whatever goods you like, and I am a speck in her eye, a mote of dust that blows through this tower to land upon whatsoever she feels is wrong in her domain. Besides, your mother sent me, and moms words always carry weight with me, including your biological mother if not especially her.

"As a newly created race, given your form and will by Eurynome's studies into such endeavors, you lack the capacity at this time, based on her will, to have relations with this male. I am only removing him, forcibly, from your presence." Reese hefted the man with a yank of his chains back onto his feet and turned away from the short creature. "You are barely three feet tall and expect to fit his dick in your mating hole?" Reese's dark angular helmet reflected the defiant glare of the Usilion back at her as his optical sensor array scanned her features. Features that would have been nothing less than adorable under different circumstances.

"I can take yours."

Challenge issued.

Reese was fazed for a moment as he released his hold on the man he was planning on dragging back to his level, wherever it lay, and implementing a twenty-four hour ban on travel from his level once there. "Why would you wish to breed with me?"

"Your one of Lady Eurynome's hands right? Well, I want a hand-job from Mommy." the Ursilion grinned lustfully. "I can't take the toys anymore! I want a warm, fucking, body," the girl, Vine Reese remembered her name as being, poked him in his chest. "as soon as possible! As soon as you leave, I am going to jump the first person I see for a screw," Vine looked around at the assembled people on the street watching. "MAN, CHILD, OR WOMAN!"

Reese nudged the man with his boot as he snickered at his former date's commentary. He shut up promptly as the Enforcer decided that his enforcement action could, and should, be vetted by Lady Eurynome before he simply ignored the girl and her yelling. But she did threaten rape against others, and with people still upset over the Eurtilians behavior, ongoing behavior, he did not want rumors starting about Lady Eurynome's creations being nothing but sexual predators; it was just plain wrong that she would engineer beings just to rape her citizens for genetic material.

Wrong to whom, Reese could not say, because he knew Lady Eurynome made no mistakes. Besides, everyone was fully capable of calling one of his fellows for help at any time. Enforcer ninjas, as he called his hidden brethren, would appear and rescue anyone that truly did not want to have sex with an Eurtilian. It had happened, along with minor rioting from offended parties, but it had happened.

Silencing his external speaker, Reese established contact with Lady Eurynome's call center. "Enforcer Reese requesting judgment."

"What is the question?" Lady Eurynome's voice replied in turn a split second later.

"Ursilion wants to breed with someone. Due to the age of the individual, I inter-vined and prevented breeding."

"Let it happen. Also your pun was noted, and a record of your bad humor has been made. I did laugh though." Eurynome admitted, all seeing and hearing, she was not above a bit of humor when on a private call.

Reese was startled, and pleased she liked his joke, but mostly startled at her judgment. "She physically resembles a ten-year-old right now!" in one of his rare disputes with Lady Eurynome's judgment.

"I know of some five-year-old humans that are over four and a half feet tall. So what if she is short, her physical body, and her mating hole in particular, can handle you and that nice gentleman you are dragging away in chains; at the same time I might add. Go ahead, double stuff her, you have my permission, though you never really needed it."

"I always consider my Lady's feelings on all matters before I proceed." Reese said after what felt like five long seconds of processing what his leader had said.

"Proceed to fuck her, show her a good time, and maybe stop being a wizard."

Reese did not get the reference to being a wizard at all; maybe a Lord of the Rings reference? He would have to look into it later. But he unchained the man and sized him up as he obeyed Lady Eurynome quickly. He was an alterhuman male, five feet four inches tall, a canine that appeared to be a Dalmatian if his fur markings were any indication.

"Fire Dog," Reese said with a firm jab of his finger at the man's chest. "Lady Eurynome says she is okay to bang," Reese looked at the little lady and smiled under his helmet and said in a lighter tone. "Sorry for interrupting."

"No need to say sorry," the Ursilion grasped Reese's gauntlet clad hand by a few of his fingers and grinned wickedly. "just join in."

"My identity...." Reese trailed off as he realized they had drawn more of a crowd of the few people that lived in that sector.

"Keep the helmet on, or, blindfold us, I don't mind."

"I think the rest of the day will be magical." Reese was starting to like this new breed girl very much and simply allowed himself to be pulled away by her, the Dalmatian was treading slowly behind them as he grinned stupidly about his luck changing.

Elsewhere Lady Eurynome was groaning at Reese's little inside joke, smiling, but groaning.