Royally Screwed

Story by OperativeBinkie on SoFurry

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Two royal ferrets fall in love and bone. 'Nuff said. (Also, it's my first story, so be brutal.)


I needed to wash Master Percival's clothing, it had been almost two days, after all. I quickly open his door & walk into his room only to see Master with his pants on the ground and a vibrator in his backside, He was using a feather duster & was speaking as if he were a maid, tending to her daily chores, It takes him a few moments to notice me, but when he does, he squeaks quietly & hides his face.

"Oh! Master, I'm so sorry, please forgive me, I never meant to intrude..."

I quickly say as I turn around and walk out my master's bedroom door, closing it as I go.

I slump against the wall, deciding that my current duties weren't that desperate. I needed to think this out, after all.

I hear the door open, but it hadn't piqued my interest, so I didn't look up to see who it was.

It was Sir Percival.

He crouched down so he could see my face, I looked up at him, afraid of being expelled from his service for clear ignorance in terms of privacy.

But, instead of reprimanding me, He pats my back reassuringly.

"What was it that you came in for?"

He's still blushing furiously from his previous romp, but he looks me in the eyes with confidence, I get up & tell him that I was just coming to grab his laundry,

He complies & hands it to me, He's always been so helpful, & handsome...

Wait, no, I can't do this, I can't fall in love with my master, but... He's just perfect, so chivalrous, yet still cute...

I throw the basket's contents into the industrial sized washer & start a cycle, continuing to think about Master, & I bring myself to ask him about what just happened.

Walking to his room, I'm starting to have second thoughts, I don't want to disgust my master, after all.

I've reached his door and knock briskly, hoping that even attempting to talk to him wont push him away, though all my fears dissipate when he opens the door & I see his warm, handsome, face.

With my mind screaming and my heart beating a thousand times a minute, I manage to squeak out "Sir Percival, if-if you don't mind me as-asking... what was all that about?"

He turns a shade of red I thought impossible & whispers to me "Well, Sinclair, I hope you wont hate me for this but... I like men..."

"What?" I say, as anyone who is not anything but heterosexual does not exist in any royalty.

"The idea of having big, strong arms to hold me when I'm sad, or in anguish is just too damned appealing..." He quietly whines and looks at my chest, his fur ruffling softly in the awkward moment of silence.

"Sir Percival, to be honest, I have the same feelings as you, I wouldn't mind a big, strong, handsome man myself..." I softly look down at his feet and blush, my foot fetish not helping out this moment.

He blushes and looks down to his left, softly yet sincerely saying "Oh, thank god, Sinclair, I needed someone like me that I could confide in."

Softly sighing, I look at him and softly mumble "I concur, Sir Percival."

He looks up at me with big eyes and says "Sinclair?"

With hesitation in my voice, I respond "Yes, Sir Percival?"

"Could you perhaps cuddle with me?"

My mind is shocked as to why he'd ask me this, there's no way he could like me. I'm quite possibly the most disgusting man in this castle, despite my regal demeanor.

"Oh my, well... But of course, Sir Percival."

"And from now on, call me Percy."

"Of course, Sir Per-... Percy"

He sits down on the bed and lures me over with a loving look.

"Come on, Sinclair, I wanna cuddle!"

I start to un-fasten my overcoat and shoes.

"Let me get comfortable first, sir!"

He whines and looks to his left sadly.

"Pleeeeaaasse?"

I sigh and finish taking off my shoes, take them to my living quarters, and return as quickly as I could. I walk over to him and grab his hand softly. "How could I say no to that face & my Master at the same time?"

He kisses my cheek, and is rewarded with a small blush.

"You can't!"

He leads me to the loveseat in the window nook in his room, stopping before he lays down. He looks at me and gets both a blush and a mischevious smile. "Now, I want you to know, I don't mind if you touch my butt, so if you go in for a tap, go all the way and get in a good squeeze."

My jaw drops and he bursts out laughing. "Oh, I'm kidding, but... Istillwouldn'tmindyoutouchingme."

I softly kiss his forehead and say "I'll make sure to try and throw one in edgewise for you, okay?"

He blushes and stares at my chest, babbling, trying to find the right words "Umm.. oh! Wait no, Umm... Hmm..."

He goes quiet for 10 seconds then shouts "Aha! I've got it! You'll be my cuddle-buddy!"

I jump in surprise and then blush even harder than before, but manage to quickly belt out "I wouldn't mind eventually being more..." Before pushing him down onto the loveseat and wrapping my big arms around him, whispering in his ear "Maybe even your lovey-buddy~"

He squirms, squeaks and blushes, still trying to get accustomed to all the new attention from his Butler, before settling on wrapping his arms around me and pulling me into a soft kiss. Quietly screaming happily inside, I break the kiss and lick his nose playfully.

He blushes quietly then squeaks at me with a scowl, making me scrunch my face and say "D'aww" but before I can put my defenses back up, he pulls me back into the kiss. This time, I let it be, and just enjoy the soft texture of his lips, the warmth of my fur against his, the rising and falling of his breathing, and the quiet thump-thump of our heartbeats.

Slowly, softly, he manages to wriggle a small tongue into my mouth, and a dainty hand into my underwear. I wrestle his tongue with mine for a few moments before giving up and allowing him total control to explore my mouth with his tongue. Reaching as far as it will go, his tongue filling up my mouth, his saliva mixing with mine. I'm nearly in pure bliss when he breaks away and quietly whispers in my ear "Two things; One, looks like I got the first butt-grab in, and two, I love you~"

I giggle and smile widely, revealing the wicked thoughts existences in my head, yet saying only a few of them "Two more things' One, I love you too, and Two, Bet you didn't expect this~" I swing my hand down, and grab his sheath through his underwear, making him squeak and moan quietly, then softly say "No, I d- didn't..."

I fondle him some more, focusing on the growing bulge inside of his sheath, eliciting cute moans and squeaks from him, he moves his other hand down and starts playing with me, leaving my head on his shoulders and my moans in his ear. He softly nibbles on my ear lobe, making me moan even more as he moves lower, rolling my heavy, virile balls around in his hand. He stops and quietly whispers "I have a feeling you'll enjoy this~." I look up at him, and he's shifting his position. He moves farther up the stack of pillows on the loveseat and lowers his feet near my crotch and says "Just relax, my pads will treat you nicely, I just know it~"

He pulls my underwear down my growing sheath with his big toe and starts rubbing the bridge of his foot against my cock tip, causing me to stretch out and moan, moving my foot closer to his sheath. I do the same as him, and start running my big toe pad along his sheath, pulling it down to expose his virgin cock.

He squeaks and stretches out, thrusting his hips into the air. I begin speeding up the footplay, running my big pad along his frenulum, when he says "Stop- Nhf~"

I begin slowing down and ask him "Why? What's wrong?" He then leans forward, and kisses me.

"The problem is that your cock isn't inside of me~" I blush and pull him back into the kiss, groping at his soft ass. "That's gonna change soon, Percy~"

He pulls away and gets on all fours, presenting his ass to me. I lean forward and force my tongue into it, lapping at his insides

He begins squeaking in time with his breathing, humping forward softly, until I reach a paw upward and start jerking him off. His squeaking speeds up until he suddenly moans out "I'm g-gonna cum!~" I Immediately pull him down and shove his fully erect cock in my mouth, lapping my tongue around his head.

He squeaks loudly and then shouts my name "Sinclair!~", shooting load after load of hot, sticky cum into the back of my throat, resulting in me moaning and swallowing every bit of it.

I crawl up the length of his body and kiss him softly, transferring some of his cum to his still panting mouth, rolling it over his tongue with mine. I listen to his heavy breaths and loud heartbeats, waiting for him to recover so that I can go for his soft, virgin tailhole. He looks into my eyes and pulls me back into a long, loving kiss, breaking it with a simple "That was amazing~"

I nuzzle him and softly say "it was, and you tasted nice, but I'd love to try you on for size~" He gasps and grows a mischievous smile, pecking me on the cheek.

"I'd happily let you, even though I may be a tight fit." He says, as he runs his hand through my chest hair.

I kiss his forehead and pull him close, saying "I don't think that'll be a problem~" As I finish my sentence, he breaks free from my hold and presents himself to me yet again, wiggling his butt in the air, enticing me into a deal too sweet to forfeit. I place my cock on his cheeks and start to hot-dog him, running my cock inbetween his soft, furry buttcheeks. I lean forward and whisper in his ear "Hold on tight~"

I slowly start to push my cock against his eager tailhole, sinking it in ever deeper, leaving him moaning my name softly, whispering "Please, faster, I want you in as deep as you can go~" I push even harder, speeding up my descent until I hilt him, slapping my balls against him. I moan softly and pull out faster, slowly humping into him harder and harder. I lean forward in ecstasy, pounding his tailhole in a frenzy of pure lust.

He moans my name out as I go even faster, reaching forward to grab his cock, yet again jerking him to climax, he covers the area of the loveseat below him in a thick layer of ferret spooge, which is when I proceed to cum inside him. I pull out halfway through the mind-blowing, thought-blankingly impressive orgasm to release the remainder of my load on his back. My ferret cum covers his soft, fluffy tail and shoulder blades in an impressive coat of cum.

I collapse onto him and roll over, spooning with him in a puddle of our own sexual juices. He simply breathes softly, while I lick his ear and tell him "I love you~". Softly mumbling, he says back a simple "Love you too~".