Bad Girls Club
Just a fun story
Bad Girls Club
By born2beagator
Samantha and Kathryn were born partiers. They never missed a chance to live it up. They were on spring break from college and the campus was mostly deserted except for them. They were going to live it up this week. They just had to figure out where they were going to go. They spent Monday bored stiff. They'd visited all the clubs and they wanted something new. Tuesday morning they got a call from their fried Sarah. Sarah ran the Happy Tails obedience school in town. Why would she be calling? "Hey girls." Sarah said through the speaker. "I've just opened a brand new club called "Bad Girls" I was hoping you'd be the first to test it out." She hung up before they had a chance to answer.
"Should we go?" Sam asked Kat. "Well there isn't any other clubs in town we haven't been to. Let's go. We know Sarah, she wouldn't lie to us. Let's go tonight!" Kat said. "You know I'm in. Party up!" Sam said. They put on their tightest party dresses and headed to the party. Much to their surprise it was right next to the Happy Tails School. "Ready to have some fun?" Sam asked. "You know it." Replied Kat.
They could hear "You're nothing but a hound dog" pumping from inside. "Must be an old school club." Sam smiled. Opening the door they were greeted by flashing lights, blasting canine themed music...and a room full of not people dancing, but dogs. "What is this?" Asked Kat. "Only the best club ever!" Came the voice of Sarah. The dog
trainer turned nightclub owner greeted them with a smile. "Have fun!!!" with that she walked off. Kathryn and Samantha looked at each other and shrugged. A club was a club, and this one was still one they'd never tried!
The same song had been playing for a while now, but Sam and Kat didn't care. Hound dog was one of their favorites. Dancing among the dogs, they were having the time of their lives. "More clubs should be like this." Kat yelled to Sam. "I couldn't agree more. The dogs' happiness is infectious!" Sam cried back as they continued dancing.
A brief break taken between songs for the dogs to do their business. During this break, Sarah returned to them. "So girls. Enjoying yourselves?" She asked. "YES!" Both yelled at the same time. "This club is amazing, and the dogs actually make it better!" Kat said happily. "That they do. In fact I want you two to meet two special dogs." Said Sarah. "Spark." A golden retriever ran up to Kathryn, jumping on her and licking her face. "And Chaser." A collie did the same with Samantha. Both girls laughed. "I think actually knowing a few of the dogs will make this a better experience for you." With that Sarah walked off back to the DJ booth. Hound Dog started again.
Sam and Kat resumed dancing. Spark and Chaser hopped around with them. As Hound Dog played on, Kat and Sam danced harder. As they danced Sam let her tongue fly around outside her mouth not caring that it was a good five inches long. Meanwhile Kat's ears were twitching to the music. Suddenly it came through louder as Kat's ears
stretched and drooped over to better catch the sound. The girls dance with renewed vigor.
Sarah watched with a smile as she saw Sam's tongue get longer as it flopped around and Kat's ears change to catch the music. Time to change the beat. This would be a song of her own creation. All I want is Dog Food was its name. But first she would give the girls a bit of time to get acquainted with the dogs they'd be living with after tonight.
The music stopped and the two girls caught their breath. Sam panting loudly. Reeling her tongue in with some difficulty she said to Kat, "Isn't this place wonderful?" "Yeah I'm glad we came." Said Kat, sitting down and scratching her ear with her hind leg. As she scratched, blonde hair covered both her ears. "Much better, that itched." She said. "I want to spend some time with Chaser before the next song." Sam said. "He is a beautiful dog." "I know what you mean," Said Kat. "Tell you what, you go play with Chaser and I'll go play with Spark!"
"Chaser!" Sam called. The collie came running. Instead of shying away from him, this time she welcomed his jump with open arms. She loved the licks on her face so much she returned them. "You are such a good boy!" She cried. Chaser picked up a rope and dropped it at her feet, barking. "Tug of war? Sounds fun!" Sam picked up one end and Chaser the other. After five minutes of tugging, Sam was panting with effort. Needing an advantage, she got to her hands and knees and grabbed it with her teeth.
This immediately helped, her sharp teeth gripped better, but Chaser still won. Sam didn't care. He was the male, he was supposed to be stronger. She gave his face a lick. Sam was thirsty, but didn't see a fountain. Chaser barked at her and trotted off. Sam followed and found a line of toilets along the wall. "Thanks boy!" Sam called as she got to her hands and knees to lap up the water. Sated, she returned to the dance floor. Time for another song!
Kat was having a wonderful time with Spark. They played chase the entire break, Kat ran hard, hairy ears flopping in the wind, but she couldn't catch Spark. Panting, she praised him. "You are so fast boy!" With each pant her tongue went a little farther down until it hung past her chin. "Sam!" She called to her friend. "Yeah Kat?" Came the reply. "Where are the drinks!?" Kat called. "There is a line of toilets over there on the wall!" Sam called back. Gratefully, Kat drank her fill and returned to the dance floor.
The next song started. It was one they hadn't heard before. "Ice cream, Ice cream, who wants Ice cream! Not I not I all I want is dog food! Give me the beef, give me the bacon, give me the kibbles. But all I want is dog food!" This was the gist of the song. It made the girls hang their tongues out as they danced, drooling. They started to sing along with the barking dogs. "No no human food. Give me the beef, give me the bacon, give me the kibble. I don't care what kind, give me dog food!!!" "Dog food
sounds wonderful right now Kat!" Called Sam. "You're telling me! I want some kibbles now!" But on they danced. Sam was grateful when she heard the song better.
Sarah laughed as she watched Sam's ears point and begin to stretch. Soon they were covered in brown hair and perched on top of her head, the tips drooping over a bit. Her next song would be a real treat. Wag that Tail. She was glad the girls had worn tight clothes. But first, she was going to give them that dog food they were craving.
The music stopped, and both girls panted with fatigue. "I'm hungry." Sam complained. "Yeah where is the food." Kat agreed. Suddenly they heard two familiar barks among the cacophony of barks. The looked over and saw their friends. Who turned and walked away. "Maybe they know where food is?" Asked Sam. The girls followed. With delight the dogs led them to a line of bowls with all kinds of food. Licking their lips, the girls dug in face first. Spark next to Kat, and Chaser next to Sam. Having eaten their fill they sat down happily. Kat gave Spark a lick on his muzzle and he returned it. She then turned to Sam. "Now I'm really glad we came. I think I'm in love!" Kat said, giving Spark another lick. "You aren't alone!" Said Sam as she and Chaser had been mutually licking each other's face. "Come on, the next song is about to start!" Sam said.
"Hey it's another original." Kat called as the unfamiliar beat started: "Being a human is so boring! How do they ever show emotion! Well we don't have that problem! Long and furry, oh so happy. We wag that tail! Dog food so good, so beefy, we wag
that tail! What's that behind us must get get get it! We wag that tail! If only humans knew how happy it makes they would be too, they would WAG THAT TAIL!" As they danced, the girls watched the tails of all the dogs wagging back and forth. "Kat, we don't fit in. We need tails!" Sam called to Kat. "I know Sam, but we are human. We just have to fit in the best we can." They tried to imitate the partygoers in their dancing by furiously wagging their hips. A small lump had appeared on their backsides. The song played again, this time a different verse. "We wag that tail! Some humans are so lucky! They will get to wag that tail! The lumps on the girls' behinds pulsed in rhythm, growing larger. The song continued "It is something we'll never know, the joy of having a tail grow! We wag that tail!" By now the girls were on their hands and knees to better imitate the other party guests' dancing. They furiously waved their butts in the air. The lumps on their backside had become five inch long tents, and the tip was rounded, as if something was bent over against their tight dresses. The girls could feel something other their butts wagging, and they loved it. They were fitting in! The song continued. "Tight against their dress, the humans feel no distress. We wag that tail! Pushing ever harder, the feeling growing stronger, we wag that tail! Feeling so much happier, they raise their voices higher, WE WAG THAT TAIL!" The girls were on their hands and knees hopping up and down with their friends beside them. The tents in their dresses were shorter now, but wider. Something was clearly bent against the inside of their dresses. "Wagging ever harder, the limb wants freedom. We wag that tail! Let it out let it out,
wag that tail, let it out let it out, wag that tail!" The shortened tents in their dresses wagged back and forth. Sam and Kat wagged their butts furiously as the song rose to a crescendo. "Now the humans know, the joy we always know. "WE WAG THAT TAIL! They feel their dresses rip, their hearts begin to leap, THEY WAG THAT TAIL!" Finally Sam and Kat couldn't take it. They had to sing along. "We wag that tail, wag that tail! We wag that tail, wag that tail!" They both sang as loud as they could. Finally with a loud rip they fit in. "WE WAG THAT TAIL" They screamed. Finally feeling like part of the party for this song they sang along as it closed on the original verse that the dogs had barked to: "Being a human is so boring! How do they ever show emotion! Well we don't have that problem! Long and furry, oh so happy. We wag that tail! Dog food so good, so beefy, we wag that tail! What's that behind us must get get get it! Sam and Kat chased their tails along with the crowd. We wag that tail! If only humans knew how happy they would be too, they would WAG THAT TAIL!" "Best party ever!" Screamed Sam as she got to her feet, brown tail wagging through a rip in her dress. "You can say that again." Cried Kat, blonde tail wagging equally fast.
Sarah watched with joy as the tails wagged rapidly from the girls dresses. They'd earned another food and drink break. She prepared the next song "I want that Stick."
"I'm beat." Sam panted, tail drooping behind her. "Me too. Let's see if we can find Chaser and Spark, they know where the food is!" Said Kat. The girls' tails began to wag again. They found their dogs again and were led to the food and water. Eating and
drinking with gusto, the girls panted happily as they sat down with their dogs for a moment. They were without a doubt in love. Sam had her arms around Chaser and was licking his face slowly, her tail wagging softly behind her. She did so love how she seemed to be getting a massage in her lower back tonight...Kat and Spark were equally intimate. Kat was sniffing deeply of Spark's fur as Spark licked her cheek. "Kat, I do believe we've found our soul mates!" Said Sam. "I couldn't agree more." Kat replied, giving Spark a loving lick. They got up and headed back to the floor for the next song.
"This is another original! Sarah did a great job here!" Kat said. "Why does it run! Why does it run! I want that stick!" That was the entirety of the song, but the beat was amazing. Not to mention that sticks were being shot from holes in the wall, the party goers went nuts. "Kat, let's get the stick!" Sam yelled. It wasn't easy, there was a lot of competition with the other guests. Then Spark and Chaser helped them, moving other dogs out of the way. Finally, both Sam and Kat caught a stick in their hands. The song finally came with a new verse. "Why do the humans catch sticks with their hands!? So silly, so silly! We catch with our muzzle, so easy so easy!" With that more sticks shot out. "Sam, let's try that!" Kat said excited, wagging her tail rapidly. The girls spent the rest of the song trying to catch with their mouth. The sticks kept bouncing off. Finally Kat grabbed one. "GOT IT!" She cried, her mouth distended a bit. They kept playing. The more they caught sticks the more their mouths pushed out. With the fifth stick they looked at each other, stick in mouth, tongue hanging happily out of their hairless
muzzles. The song finished: "Now the humans know how to catch like us! Now the humans know how to catch like us!" "This is so much easier!" Kat said as best as she could with her longer mouth. "You said it! Let's get some more food! Come on Chaser!" Sam said.
Sarah chuckled. This was so fun to watch. She prepared her next two song. "Silly Clothes" and an old classic, "Who let the Dogs Out?"
Finished with the food Kat and Sam spent more time with their loves. Kat gave a deep sniff of Spark, blackening her nose. "Do you want to come home with me boy?" Kat asked. Spark barked happily. "I got mine Sam, where is yours!" She called teasingly. Sam looked at Chaser nervously. She sniffed deeply of his fur, nose blackening. "Chaser? Will you stay with me too?" She asked carefully. Chaser licked her muzzle. Sam was so happy. Both girls spent some time licking their new boyfriends. As the dogs licked the humans, their tongues brought fur out on their muzzles. They then moved to the back of their heads. By the time the girls headed back to the dance floor for the next song, Sam's head was covered and brown and white fur, a perfect match for her new boyfriend. Likewise, Kat had the golden furred head of a retriever.
"Humans are so strange! What is the silly stuff they wear on their bodies? Clothes they call them! They keep them warm they say! Who needs silly clothes? We don't we don't! We have our fur!" "How are we going to fit in now?" Sam said in a frustrated voice. "But these humans don't need to worry! No they don't need to worry.
They need to itch!" "Sam I'm itchy!" Called Kat. "Just take them off, take them off. You have your coats! Who needs silly clothes?" Kat and Sam joyfully ripped off their dresses, revealing their furry bodies. "We fit in now! Let's dance!" They cried in unison. Suddenly the song stopped and the next one started. Sam and Kat recognized the beat. This was the best song!
Who let the dogs out {Woof, woof, woof, woof}
The dogs barked along as Sam and Kat danced to the beat.
When the party was nice, the party was bumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo} And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo} Untill the fellas ": start the name callin': " {Yippie Yi Yo} And the girls respond to the call I heard a poor man shout out
Who let the dogs out {Woof, woof, woof, woof}
Dogs barking around them, the girls felt something in their throats as they danced on.
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on I gotta get my girl I got my mind on Do you see the rays comin' from my eye What could you be friend That Benji man that's breakin' them down? Me and my white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful 'Cause I'm the man of the land When they see me they do: ah-ooooo (howl)
Kat and Sam nearly joined in that howl. "We should bark along! Everyone else is doing it!" Kat cried.
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof} Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
As the song ended Kat and Sam barked happily. Who needed words! They had nailed the chorus! Barking to their boyfriends they returned to their food bowls. Eating their fill, they snuggled with Chaser and Spark, enjoying the feel of fur against fur.
Sarah watched as the furry girls nuzzled the dogs. One last song. Sarah thought. "Four legs."
"Look at those humans, they are almost fun! But one more thing needs to be done! Why are you walking on two legs! Why are you walking on two legs! Look at us, look at us! We walk on four legs! So much more stable, so much more fun!" "Bark bark bark!" Kat and Sam said happily. The song made sense. "It's so easy, so easy. Just put your hand on the ground, put your hands on the ground!" "Bark!" Sam said as she
followed the song. The moment her paws hit the ground, she was in ecstasy. She barked at her golden retriever friend Kat still silly on two legs. Kat barked back to her friend and followed her to all fours. Spark and Chaser barked to their girlfriends. Ears perking up, they followed their mates to the food and chowed down together. As they did, their bodies lengthened a bit, and their stomachs barreled out. Tired, the girls curled up together with their soul mates and drifted off to sleep.
Sarah lost track of Sam and Kat. There was only dogs in the room. "Ah! There they are!" She said as she watched two Collies and two Golden Retrievers curled up together in the corner. "Sleep well girls, you've earned it! Tomorrow its school!"