Twelve Days of Skyrim - TES Arrow in the Knee Christmas Song
I'm very sure someone already did this, but I'm doing it also just for a laugh! Those of you who love and still play Skyrim, you should get a jolly good laugh out of this!
MURRY CHRISTMAS SOFURRY!
On the first day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
An arrow to the knee!
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On the second day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Two stolen sweet rolls!
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the third day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Three contractions of Hell Joint!
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the the forth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Four fur helms!
Three contractions of Hell Joint,
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the fifth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms,
Three contractions of Hell Joint,
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the sixth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Six friendly fire bolts!
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
"Fur helms?! I'm a baker for Oblivion's sake!"
Three contractions of hell joint,
Two stolen sweet rolls
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the seventh day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Seven bottles of Skooma!
Six friendly fire bolts,
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms,
"What you mean you're out of disease cure?!"
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the eight day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Eight points overburdened!
"SKOOMA!",
Six friendly fire bolts,
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms,
Three contractions of hell joint,
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the ninth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Nine pointless quests!
Eight points overburdened,
Seven bottles of skooma,
Six friendly fire bolts,
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms
"WHAT?! HELL JOINT AGAIN?!"
"Why are these sweet rolls in the red?"
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the tenth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Ten wanted bounties!
"You want me to spy on your chicken without being detected?!"
Eight points overburdened,
Seven bottles of Skooma,
"ONE MORE FIRE BOLT! I DARE YOU!"
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
"Merchant perk?! You mean I have to buy these fur helms?!"
Three contractions of hell joint,
Two stolen sweet rolls,
And an arrow to the knee!
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On the eleventh day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Eleven black soul gems!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M WANTED FOR TWENTY MURDERS IN WINTERHOLD?!"
Nine pointless quests,
Eight points overburdened,
Seven bottles of skooma,
Six friendly fire bolts,
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms,
"Will you just leave the wolves alone?! I'm sick with hell joint again!"
"Why did this sweet roll give me a five gold bounty?!"
And an arrow to the knee!
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The twelfth day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me...
Twelve references to the fur growing out my ears!
Eleven black soul gems,
Ten wanted bounties,
"Damn it farmer! I'm the Dragonborn, not a damn milk maid!"
Eight points overburdened,
Seven bottles of skooma,
"THAT'S IT! YOU DIE NOW!"
FIVE SUMMONED SCAMPS!
Four fur helms!
"HA! I'm a vampire now! Just try and infect me now sucker!"
Two stolen sweet rolls,
AND AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!