Furry Fan Interviews #11 - SILVER interviews FOXY from FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S
#12 of Furry Fan Interviews!
11 and the last one of this year! This is the big one. Silver inerviews Foxy, the most talked about anthro in and outside the fandom. But how? You'll just have to wait and see! :3 We learn that bacon is always the answer, coyotes are cannonball proof, Silver knows nothing about alliteration, and Foxy is good at knots. And what's bugging Sombra? This and more await you in this groundbreaking season-ending spectacular!
#11 - SILVER interviews FOXY from FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S
SILVER: You're kidding, right?
KATAZE: Nope.
SILVER: But in the last interview you said it couldn't be done!
KATAZE: THAT was a TINY miscalculation. You aren't interviewing the animatronic.
SILVER: This coyote is confused!
KATAZE: You are interviewing the character that the animatronic is based off of. Do you get it, Silver?
SILVER: Bacon.
KATAZE: I don't...think that's an answer, Silver.
SILVER: Bacon is always the answer...
ANIRO: Dog.
KATAZE: Well, regardless, you're on in five.
NITRO: Yepp, and this time I'm not gonna be late out there. By the way, how was everyone's Halloween?
TOMMYFOX: Well me, Silver and Ziggo went trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
ZIGGO: Yeah, and the snow all stuck to our fur. Then Silver drove home and me and Tommyfox went to the aftermath of the parade in Boystown in Chicago where we met up with Fiesta and Erik.
TOMMYFOX: Yup. The coyote went home to go howl at the moon.
SILVER: Yup yup!
NITRO: I went to a haunted house that was actually haunted.
SILVER: You should have brought your K-2 meter to test for ghosts!
NITRO: Damn, I forgot. Oh well.
SOMBRA: I sat at home watching scary movies with some friends.
ANIRO: What anime did you watch?
SOMBRA: Well. I guess there was no point in trying to hide that.
(SOMBRA laughs)
SOMBRA: But basically...a lot of Death Note.
NITRO: I love that anime!
ANIRO: I thought you only watched One Piece!
NITRO: I did at first...but now I'm branching out!
ANIRO: With another basic one...
TOMMYFOX: You basic bitch.
(Everyone laughs)
TOMMYFOX: No, wait...you want a pumpkin spiced latte with that basic?
ZIGGO: I'm drinking one!
(ZIGGO laughs and TOMMYFOX laughs so hard that he falls over, with almost no sound coming out of his mouth.)
SILVER: Oh my gosh this is MFF last year all over again!
FIESTA: My first furcon!
NITRO: FCN last year for me.
TOMMYFOX, ANIRO, ZIGGO, SOMBRA, ERIK: MFF.
TOMMYFOX, ANIRO, ERIK: 2011!
ZIGGO: 2012.
SOMBRA: ...2009.
(SOMBRA laughs)
(Everyone glares at SILVER)
SILVER: ...Anthrocon last year. Eep!
NITRO: You lucky yote!
SILVER: Hey, I went with you!
NITRO: Yeah, but AC was still your FIRST.
ANIRO: You did still go though, Nitro, and so did Sombra.
KATAZE: You guys are adorable! Anthrocon 2009!
(Everyone glares at Kataze)
(FOXY enters the prep room. He looks like an anthro fox wearing brown pants and an eyepatch with a fake hook.)
FOXY: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvening, landlubbers! What's all this here blubbering about?
SILVER: Oh gawd why didn't you guys close the doors?!
ANIRO: It's not the animatronic, you derp!
SILVER: Oh...I forgot.
SOMBRA: D'aww...he's cute.
FOXY: Well thank ye', fair lass! It be about time that I-
ANIRO: Foxy, this isn't Freddy Fazbear's. You don't have to talk like that.
FOXY: Oh, thank gawd. Do ye...I mean...you...know how hard it is to talk like that all the time?
ERIK: I would imagine that after a while it would be a bit ridiculous.
FIESTA: Yeah, it sounds like it would be really weird.
NITRO: I'm gonna head out to film.
SILVER: Yeah it's about that time.
(You should know what Nitro does at this point. But for those that just skipped ahead with these interviews because you wanted to see Foxy get interviewed first, Nitro exits through a door labled "Audience" with his GoPro.)
ZIGGO: Okay guys, let's roll.
TOMMYFOX: Ziggo, stop being the adult. :3
ZIGGO: I need to get a custom badge at MFF from Marymouse that says "Certified NOT AN ADULT".
TOMMYFOX: You have to be FAST to get those at that big of a con.
ZIGGO: That's why the first thing I'm doing is heading to that Dealer's Den.
(SILVER and FOXY exit the prep room to go on stage)
ANIRO: I'm not gonna lie...Ziggo needs to get that badge as soon as possible.
TOMMYFOX: No, we're STILL gonna bug her about being the adult. It's just something that has to happen. The sun rises and sets, Ziggo is the adult, Silver always gets hurt, Nitro doesn't want nachos for breakfast when he is tired...it's the natural order of things here.
ANIRO: And it's always your fault when something goes wrong?
TOMMYFOX: Exactly. :3
(Meanwhile, on the stage)
SILVER: Welcome to another swashbuckling episode of Furry Fan Interviews!
RANDOM ANNOYING WOLF: Hey, that joke SUCKED!
SILVER: That wasn't even a...anyways, here with me today is Foxy-
(The audience erupts in applause)
SILVER: ...from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
RANDOM ANNOYING WOLF: BUT THE TITLE SAYS-
SILVER: Goodbye.
(SILVER presses a button on a remote he is holding and a very angry Zangoose drags the RANDOM ANNOYING WOLF away.)
SILVER: As with our policy, no hoomans are allowed. I don't see any here so let's get started with the interview!
FOXY: Fire away!
(A cannonball fires and hits SILVER out of nowhere.)
NITRO: Woo, doggie!
SILVER: Ow.
FOXY: That doesn't hurt?
SILVER: Little bit. I'm used to it. Must have been a voice activation thing they had from a play they did here. We don't own this theater. Anyhoo, here's your first question: Some furs think you are a coyote like me, and that Foxy is just a name. Can you explain this?
FOXY: I'm a fox.
SILVER: Thought so.
FREDDY: LIES!
BONNIE: I saw everything. You howled at the moon. Foxes don't do that.
FOXY: Why are you always sticking your nose in other furs's business?
BONNIE: I do what I want.
SILVER: "Furs's"? That sounds weird. But fun to say! Furs's. Furs's. Fu-
(Another cannonball hits SILVER.)
NITRO: Damn!
SILVER: Ow...okay I'm just gonna go with Foxy being a fox.
FREDDY: LIES!
SILVER: Don't care. Next question: There's a lot going around about you and Chica being in a relationship. Is this true?
FOXY: No. How would that even work?
(Half of the furry universe loses it)
SILVER: Okay...how many times has that happened? I may not be the sharpest bone in the pile but that's happened more than just once. Does that mean that every furry ever went crazy over something?
FOXY: It happens in this fandom.
SILVER: No argument there.
BONNIE: He's lying again! I have photos of Foxy and Chica yi-
CHICA: WHAT?!
FREDDY: Give it up, Bonnie, no one's going to listen to us.
SILVER: ..............'kay. Next question: What is the role of your animatronic at Freddy's Pizza?
FOXY: I'm a pirate that gives kids the sense of adventure. I give them a chance to wander Pepperoni Peninsula, Ketchup Key, Cheddar Caves, and other such places.
SILVER: Sounds like places you'd hear in a really bad '90s point and click adventure...
FOXY: Yeah, the creative department really liked alliteration.
SILVER: I have no idea what that means.
FOXY: Two or more words that start with the same letters and have the same sounds.
SILVER: You mean like...uh...
(THREE MINUTES LATER...)
SILVER: Never mind. Final question and then the audience will get a turn. What's the deal with Mangle in the sequel?
FOXY: Mangle is a failed animatronic. I have no relationship with her.
SILVER: Fair enough. Audience time! Seat 45.
WEREGARURUMON (from Digimon): How do you value the role of friendship at Freddy Fazbear's pizza?
FOXY: It's one of our "awesome achievements". Kids earn prizes for using great amounts of friendship, honesty, responsibility, and politeness. But it NEVER happens. The kids run wild and wreck the place.
SILVER: Seat 36.
NIJU (from Balto II: Wolf Quest): Out of all the characters in the restaurant, how popular are you?
FOXY: I'm the least popular.
SILVER: The Furry Fandom certainly turned THAT around! Seat 102.
HUMPHREY (from Alpha and Omega): What happened with the Bite of '87?
FOXY: My animatronic went beserk when a kid tried to feed him pizza. Many lives were lost and the place was shut down for three months. Then, in 1988, there were strange rumors about the night duty staff and what a certain worker named Mike saw.
SILVER: And the final question goes to seat 84.
VECTOR (from Sonic The Hedgehog): Are you really a pirate or is it just your motivation?
FOXY: It's a little of both. My ancestors were pirates, and I have done some traditional pirate things. There's cons we go to and stuff. I also know a lot about the Maritime lifestyle. But the accent I developed on my own. I don't really talk like that.
SILVER: And we're out of time! Thanks so much for being a good interviewee, Foxy! And that's all for this year folks! See you guys in 2015!
(Later, Backstage...)
FIESTA: So, Foxy, what kind of Maritime things do you do?
FOXY: I know how to cast off, steer a ship, weigh anchor, fire a cannon, harpoon fish, all of the safety methods, the flags, and I'm really good at knots.
FIESTA: Oh, murr!
FOXY: Shut up.
SILVER: Since it's the holiday season, I made this wreath of dog biscuits!
(Silver places a single orange ornament on a dog biscuit wreath hanging on the wall. It instantly falls apart.)
SILVER: ...I've killed it. :(
NITRO: Aw, don't worry bud. All it needs is a little love.
(Everyone but Silver rushes over to the fallen wreath while Silver stands to the side, sad and confused. soon the wreath is decorated with lights and ornaments. Truly a sight to behold.)
SILVER: Wha? How did...
EVERYONE EXCEPT SILVER: MERRY FURFEST, SILVER YOTE!!
(Everyone except Erik, who plays a tiny grand piano, howl the first few notes to that song at the end of the Peanuts Christmas Special, which is obviously now being parodied.)
SILVER: Aww, you guys! :3
(Silver begins to howl along, too. Tommyfox decides to dance on top of the piano.)
ERIK: You really shouldn't be on top of that. Get off.
TOMMYFOX: NO! :3
(Tommyfox falls off)
TOMMYFOX: Now I know how Silver feels...
SILVER: Not even CLOSE, buddy.
SOMBRA: I'm thinking of not returning for Season 2. At least not as much. It's a lot of work and I don't really do much. I need to focus more on my artwork.
KATAZE: You can't leave! Who else are we gonna find to fill your role?
SOMBRA: There's plenty.
SILVER: We'll miss you, Sombra.
SOMBRA: Eh, don't feel bad. It was fun, but I'm sure there's someone else that will have more fun.
SILVER: I wonder what the new year will bring?
NITRO: Dunno. This year was crazy though. But we all had fun, right guys?
EVERYONE ELSE: Yup!
KATAZE: And Silver, in the spirit of the seasony things, you are out of probation!
SILVER: Really??? Awesome!
KATAZE: Yup, it's another fur's turn next.
NITRO: I'm another fur!
KATAZE: It COULD be you..
NITRO: Grr...
ANIRO: Relax, dog. We'll see next year.
SILVER: Well guys, it's been a great year. So I guess all there's left to say is thank you. I couldn't have done it without you guys :)
NITRO: Well we're all happy to help!
ANIRO: Anytime!
ERIK: So...now what?
EVERYONE: HAPPY TAILS!!!
-END OF SEASON 1-