Selecting a Christmas tree
#2 of I don't even know anymore...
I wrote this really short story from a Mad wib(something you fill the blanks in of a story :3) Enjoy :T
No Christmas season can be really smart unless you have a calm tree in your classroom. If you live in the city, you will see many vacant rats filled with hundreds of children for sale.
If you live in the country, you can get your own prince right out of the forest. Go out with a student a and giraffe, and when you see a naïve tree you like, you can dig it up and plant it in a cake.
Then you can use it for three years. To make sure your tree is fresh, shake the branches and see if fan girls fall onto the floor. And make sure the tree is very purple.
Nothing looks worse then a grey tree. Just follow these directions and you can have a perfectly beautiful human in your room for weeks, Remember, poems and Mad libs are made by fools like Levi, but only Eren can make a tree.