Ch.7 It's Portty Time

Story by solarix on SoFurry

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#7 of Flush a Fuck

A special request chapter For KitsuTheFox where his character Kitsu Skyrex has a lot of fun before taking a trip down the tubes.


Kitsu Skyrex belongs to KitsuTheFox

Flush a Fuck Ch. 7 It's Portty Time

"Oh come on Aleck lots of people plan spontaneous parties at their friends places" Aleck looked at the shorter dalmatian and stared daggers, "yes but lots of friends ask their other friends before planning things and inviting what is it now fifty other furs over", Mark put a bag of chips into the cart that Aleck was pushing and sighed, "it's only about twenty or so and in reality only about sixteen and you know most of them like that Zebra lee and Tyler and the fox helping us today Kitsu Skyrex". Aleck grabbed a couple of bottles of dip and put them in next to the pretzels the two cases of beer and the fourteen liters of soda, "Okay, Okay I concede, so where is this helpful fox?". "Right here man" Kitsu said as he pushed a cart filled with paper plates, napkins, and toilet paper around the corner and playfully smacked the other two with his bushy tail. "So you guys ready for this thing?" Mark gave the fox a hug, "Sure thing, see you are still wearing your football jersey". "Yep gotta support the team man", Aleck slipped past him and grabbed a couple of boxes of Chex mix and a couple of loose cases of water, "Yep, I agree with that, I don't really follow anything beyond baseball, and water polo but sure". Kitsu looked Aleck over, "You are really uptight man you need to just let go and live life relax", Aleck put the boxes he was holding in the cart and started pushing towards the frozen foods (their last stop), "I can't help it, it's how I was raised" he led the small trio which included mark using Kitsu's tail as a boa over and put in some frozen pizzas, and other quick nuked things into the two carts before charging on towards the checkout. Kitsu, looked at Mark, "Seriously man that's how you wanna play this?", Mark put on his cutest grin and smirked at the fox. "Okay but let go and help us put the stuff on the counter" Mark sighed and did as he was told.

"I can't believe the bill came to 134.99 Mark", the dog looked over from the pizza he was cutting and putting on a warming tray, "So I paid for it and in the end half the stuff will stay here", Aleck just sighed and finished cutting up the veggies for the tray. A flush was heard and Kitsu came padding in from the bathroom, "that's a sweet commode in their Aleck one of the Flushmaster 360's?" Aleck nodded and put the veggies around a dish of ranch dip then put that on the table with the rest of the food, "Yep I got it a few weeks ago it has come in handy I can tell you". "I bet it has I have considered making a purchase of one myself but I haven't been sure how much I would use it for its special purpose" Kitsu said as he grabbed pawful of chips and headed in to the living room. Aleck poured the dip into two dishes and put it over by the chips as he was heading back over to start heating up the cocktail wieners he saw Mark amble over to the table with a vile that was a swirling mass of black with a purple glow. Mark saw Aleck's curious stare and winked at him then poured a small amount into each container of dip and over the veggies then came over and added some to the cocktail wieners and kissed Aleck on his open lips, "what's wrong big wuff afraid of some new nanites?" Aleck started added the sauce to the wieners, "No but I now know why you wanted to have party let me guess beta testing something new, what do these do?", Mark giggled manically, "Nothing much they are the new type that might become part of an update for your potty unit, these are designed so that you can give them to a potential fuck, and time dependent you can activate them to shrink them down have your fun and then do what you will before sending them for reformatting or whatever the boys in the restoration department are calling it this week, the best part is that they are set so that after a short period they reactivate and enlarge a person so you can have fun or the company doesn't have to pop them in a reformation tube to enlarge them"

Aleck shook his head, "okay then Mark I just hope you know what you're doing" the dalmatian went into the living room but tossed back a quick, "of course I do now go back to playing with your wieners", Kitsu looked over, "Uhh should I ask?" Mark just smiled some more, "It's more fun if you don't" he then hopped on the couch, "So having fun in here, getting everything ready?" The fox looked over, "What's to get ready your friend in there is a little bit anal", Mark got up and pulled Kitsu up with him, "if you think that then come with me I will shatter your beliefs on that" Mark led Kitsu down the hall and into Aleck's office. The place was tastefully done but a complete mess with coffee cups in stacks next to a computer, papers and magazines were laying in every conceivable space, and books and encyclopedias as well as maps and drafts made up bulked stacks underneath that and on top of it all. "He keeps things clean but let's be fair he is a writer so some places look better than others", Kitsu looked at the mess wide eyed, "Wow guess first impressions are pretty damn important then". Mark nodded and closed the door, "I also guess that everyone has a dark side", Mark lead Kitsu back into the living room and told him to welcome the guests while he helped make the rest of the food.

The guest's arrived in snachets of twos and threes and the occasional singles. Lee came in with Tyler, followed by a rabbit couple Keagan came in with Greg and Frank, he immediately hugged Kitsu, "I was worried I would be the only foxie here yay for us" he then released the blushing fox and headed on in to join the party. Kitsu kept up letting people in until Mark came over and played with his tail, "Oh Kitsu Oh Kitsu have I got news for you, your free from this job now go and get some food" he did his best to sing like the matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof and was rewarded with a rich belly laugh. "Okay silly pup, I'm gonna go get some of that pizza see you in a bit" he made his way over to the snack table and loaded a plate with some of the cocktail wieners, a couple slices of pizza and just a few veggies among the chips and large glob of dip. He then made his way over to the couch and started to chow down getting into a conversation with a couple other furs. Aleck was dancing with Leo and occasionally Mark as the two angled to get in with him. Sighing he took a break and grabbed a soda and plopped down next to Kitsu, "so enjoying yourself so far?" the fox had half a piece of pizza in his mouth so he just nodded. Aleck chuckled, "glad you are enjoying it, I'm gonna go lay down for just a bit" he got up and left Kitsu trying to swallow a whole piece of pizza.

Aleck made his way to his room and laid down on his bed and rested his eyes, Mark was a great friend but sometimes he could be annoying. At one point Leo came in on his way to the bathroom, when he left he was panting something Aleck found odd. Mark came in shortly and sat down Indian style and poked Aleck's stomach. "Have you noticed anything odd with anybody, say using the bathroom a lot perhaps", Aleck gave Mark a curious look, "What do you mean Mark", "I mean have you noticed the same amount of furs using the bathroom repeatedly tonight?", Aleck thought back to Jake and Keagan going in together, and to Leo and to Tyler, "no more then what you would expect at a party I guess". Mark gave Aleck a quick kiss, "okay thanks big wolf because the nans apparently have a slight issue with causing some diarrhea". Aleck just laughed at that as mark took his turn in the bathroom. After Mark left Aleck laid back for a bit before he felt another weight bounce on his bed. "Hey man still having fun?" Aleck murred gently as he stretched, 'yeah what about you having fun with what I assume is devolving into an orgy out there'. The fox shook his head, "no man it's pretty cool out there mostly dancing although that green fox and the green otter are pawing each other off", 'I expected that given the way they behave'.

Kitsu giggled at that, "I am not surprised at all one is a fox the other is an otter", Aleck laughed at that, 'oh well two foxes it doesn't surprise me that one is getting yiffy and the other is chatting up the host', Kitsu smirked at that before his stomach made a low groaning growl. "Hold those thoughts man gotta make a quick bathroom run" Aleck chuckled as the fox dashed into the bathroom and locked the door into the bedroom and the one that lead to the hall. "It's just you and me now toilet" he chuckled as he dropped his pants and took sat down on the seat. While Kitsu was getting comfortable Aleck got up and headed out to see how things were going, Mark grabbed him up and started dancing and talking with him using nondescript terms, "have you seen any problems yet with the latest pages?", 'I have little clue what you mean but if it's what I think then nothing much yet'. What the pair didn't know was that the nanites issue of causing diarrhea had been fixed but they still had an issue of helping people rapidly digest food.

Back in the bathroom Kitsu was getting down to the main event himself, gently pushing and grunting he felt a large log slide its way out and ploink down in the bowl below him. He was getting started on releasing his stream, when one of the other party guests interrupted by opening the door, it was Lee who poked his striped head around the door jamb, "oops sorry, didn't know someone was already in here I'll let you get back to it" he then closed the door and let Kitsu get back to pissing. The fox just shrugged and bared down pushing out a couple more logs, "his loss" he said as he dragged some paper across his butt and dropped it in the bowl. Being a fox and having the natural curiosity he started playing with the armrests and managed to open up the control panels, "ooo let's see what the big wolf has in this baby other than my plops". Kitsu began to experiment with the different buttons and settings.

His first discovery was the heated seat feature which he enjoyed quite a bit, "heated fox buns yay" his next discovery was the warm water and bubbling bowl feature, as well as the bidet feature with warm water and drying and the gentle stimulation feature. "O-O-O-O-OH-HH-H MAN HAVE I GOT TO GET ONE OF THESE" he shouted as he was stimulated into dropping a fresh load into the present mess. He farted deeply and pushed out a few more turds before gently pawing at his cock and splashing cum all over his belly, "Gotta get Mark to hook me up with one of these greatest toilet ever!" He then reactivated the bidet feature and let it clean his tail hole before giving it one more wipe and giving the handle a yank flushing mess away. Even though the mess was gone there were still more buttons to push and play with so instead of getting up and vacating the bathroom he started testing them out.

One of his discoveries was the bowl enlarging feature and he soon found himself sitting on a virtual cauldron filled with warm bubbly water. A couple switches didn't seem to have any effect whatsoever. Unbeknownst to Kitsu the buttons that didn't seem to do anything had far more special meaning and were some of the important ones. The first was a little red switch that would have notified a fur with the nanites in head display that the safety features were turned off and that anything even if it had nanites, that got flushed right now would simply be going down the pipework's to the sewer. Another was a seek button designed to search for special nanites and activate the base feature they came with. The biggest issue that this presented was that the nanites contained inside of Kitsu would be activated, the issue with that would be that they were new gen and the Flushmaster wasn't scheduled to handle them yet. So when Kitsu accidentally activated the shrink system and the nanites system he soon found himself shrinking down to about six inches tall. "Wha, What's happening to me" ker-ploosh, he found himself swimming in the bubbling water of the toilet bowl. His clothes did not shrink with him and when he looked up and found it darker he at first thought his shirt was covering the bowl, but in his floundering around his pants had been kicked over into Aleck's laundry basket and his shirt had been flung over to the sink. The dark covering was partially the lip of the bowl as well as the off-center lid which slammed down with a deafening thunk.

Lee who had been doing a private little dance while chatting with an orange rabbit heard the thunk and excused himself, "Sorry Artie but I've had something rather wicked knocking at my back door for the past fifteen minutes and I have gotta go" the rabbit nodded sympathetically and went off to get a soda. Lee stepped into the bathroom and made sure the door was locked behind him before advancing on the toilet, "I wonder where the hot fox went? Oh well I'll look for him later." With that he dropped his pants lifted the lid and without looking in the bowl planted himself on the throne. From Kitsu's perspective it was shadowy and bright for a few seconds and the next thing he knew two striped moons were orbiting over him interrupted by a leathery black hole that was breached a few seconds later by two a leathery pouch with two much smaller orbs and a long black leathery shaft with a slit that as soon as it was in place began to spray strong yellow fluid into the pristine bubbling waters making a slight froth. Kitsu swam around and even languished in the stream for a few seconds. Lee on the other hand was nearing the end of his pissing and with a large phoot from his tailhole he began to let the solid payload free.

Up top Lee bared down on the pile in his colon and pushed hard forcing his black pucker open and letting the tip of the first log break free slowly. It slid out inch by inch until the head breached the turbulent waters below with a gentle clench Lee clipped it free and let it splash down and a small amount of warm water hit his tailhole giving him an instant erection. "Ooo I love it that Aleck has a toilet with warm water" he murmured to himself as he got down to pushing the rest out and free. Kitsu had avoided the first log and the second but the third shifted to liquid as it came out and he got covered. Outside of the bowl things didn't smell bad at all thanks to the minus ions and freshener the toilet emitted, inside however it smelled like a swamp and more was on its way. Lee had, had a large lunch and he had pigged out on the food at the party Kitsu had a good half hour of torture coming to him. The little fox didn't seem to mind so much as more and more poop plapped its way free of the ass above him. Lee in the meantime was pawing away at his cock letting the sensation of his waste stimulate his prostate till large gobs of cum splattered everywhere and rained down into the bowl below. Kitsu was reaching up to bat at Lee's balls when the Zebra leaned forward to wipe his butt. He finished wiping and dropped the paper in the bowl and was about to flush when Aleck came in from the bedroom door, 'If you were gonna flush save water I need to go quickly and I'll handle it Lee.' The big Zebra shrugged pulled his pants back up and went to the sink to wash his paws as Aleck took the vacant toilet seat and gave a loud fart into the bowl.

Aleck settled on down on the bowl and farted a few more times before the firs log began to slide out of him crinkling gently. Kitsu gently climbed up to bat playfully with Aleck's balls and was smacked by a large piece of poop that shot out and was followed by a torrent of piss from the wolf's cock. Kitsu tried to wash some of the mess off in the urine stream, but most of the scat stuck on him and too soon the stream petered out and with the crinkle of two more turds breaking free Aleck activated the bidet stream and washed his tailhole clean before giving it a quick wipe down with some more toilet paper. He let that drop in the bowl and checked some of the system settings, he found that the safeguards were off and before moving on while the warm water bubbled and broke the shit into a soupy mix in the bowl he quickly altered the system with new instructions to send any detected furs for reformation or restoration. Thanks to Kitsu's playing though he couldn't reactivate the safeguards till after the current load was flushed away. So standing up and pulling his pants back up he absently reached back and gave the handle a yank. Ker-tink, GALOOSHH was what Kitsu heard as the bubbling dropped away and a large amount of water began to flood into the large bowl raising the level of all that was inside it.

Aleck had made his way over to the sink and washed up then left passing by Artie who looked desperate. The toilet had filled with water and was gently swirling the mess around, taking Kitsu with it round and round and round, he joined in with the whirlpool of piss and cum and liquefied poop and was slowly sucked down the drain with a glurking glucking sound made louder as the toilet shrunk down to normal size. Kitsu's last view before being sucked down the trap and off to the sewers was Artie's bunny ass blocking out the light and the crown of a bunny turd getting ready to be freed. He was in luck that his visit to the sewer would only be for thirty minutes after which the nans would enlarge him. For now he and the contents of the bowl swirled on down to the sewers.