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Chapter 5: BONZAI!!!! (BTW I know that's not how it's spelled)

Kitsune was still beaming with pride as they walked into the gym, with every wag of his tail it cooled the group a bit. It amazed the rest of the group how much it was able to grow out.

"Wow" gasped Ozwot looking at Kitsune's tail "you have a private fan on your back. It's so well kempt too".

"Yeah it's his pride and joy" spoke Ryu "Ever since it became so long and fluffy he's been taking care of it. He used to just leave it messy then one day it grows out and he devotes himself to it suddenly".

"It's because I didn't realize the beauty of it till it showed itself" spoke Kitsune "I had other things in my life ya' know". Kitsune's tail stopped wagging and everyone in the group stared at him annoyed.

"Damn it get excited again" shouted Jayson "It's burning up in here".

"I'm not burning up, but I am hot" replied Kitsune chuckling at the end of his sentence. "Very funny now wag that thing" commented Ryu.

"They need air condition" spoke Jayson. "I remember another place that needed air condition" spoke Kitsune nudging Ozwot's shoulder.

"What'chu talkin' about Kitsune" bursted Ryu in a very fast tone?

"Nothing at all" spoke Kitsune laughing.

"Yeah listen to the fox" spoke Ozwot.

"Whatever, could some one please turn his tail back on though" replied Ryu "I am gonna catch on fire".

"fire in the disco" mumbled Kitsune out of something that seemed like habit.

"Don't you start with that" exclaimed Ryu "I still have that one song stuck in my head"!

"Well get over it" spoke Kitsune walking up to a bench press "Let's start with this".

"Alright but your spotting me, Jay would just let it fall on me" spoke Ryu.

"Okay I'll do it" spoke Kitsune as jay said "hey" in the background. Kitsune placed his hands on the bar as did Ryu and Ryu then lifted into the air and brought it down.

"Alright.....1....2.....3.....4......5...........6....6.....6...come on man" shouted Kitsune becoming annoyed as Ryu stopped on his sixth rep. Ryu lifted the weight back onto the support bars. Ryu stood up huffing and puffing then grabbed Kitsune by the arms and placed him down on the bench press.

"Let's see you do it then" shouted Ryu. "Hey come on, I was only joking" spoke Kitsune trying to get up but was pushed back down by Ryu "This isn't fair I can't bench three hundred, I'll definitely break something".

"Oh, well should have thought of that before you opened that muzzle a' yours'" spoke Ryu standing behind Kitsune and putting his hands on the bars. Kitsune put his hands on a struggled to push up then he brought it down struggling to keep it from slamming into him.

"Alright....1...............2...2...........3......Hey what's that" spoke Ryu pointing over to a corner forcing Kitsune to look when this happened Kitsune's muscles relaxed and the weight slammed into his chest.

"SPOT" he shouted trying to push the weight from his chest, as Ryu pulled it off "You BASTARD"!

"What I didn't do anything I just saw this fox chick over there checking you out" spoke Ryu chuckling.

"Yeah right" spoke Kitsune annoyed and massaging his arms.

"Is the little foxy hurt" asked Ozwot concerned.

"No way I'm just going to have to beat Ryu up now" spoke Kitsune standing up and smirking.

"This is something 'I' have to see" spoke Jay laughing. Kitsune Grabbed Ryu's arm and then smirked at him.

"Hey come one, That's a little drastic buddy, I need that arm" spoke Ryu chuckling "Look I'm sorry that was cruel three hundred pounds falling onto ninety five pounds is a little harsh I know come on man, that's not cool".

"I was joking" spoke Kitsune "If I wanted revenge I wouldn't do it here in front of everybody, I'd do it in the dorm room".

"That's not cool either man" spoke Ryu.

"Okay but you just remember, that next time you think about doing something like that". "Well how about we check out the large room over there" spoke Ozwot pointing towards a large set of double doors.

"Hey I wanna do some reps man" spoke Jayson laying on the bench press "I need some one to spot me".

"Oh well" spoke Ryu. Ozwot ran up to and pushed the double doors open then dashed through. Kitsune followed after, then Ryu, and last was Jayson.

"Wow" shouted Kitsune looking at a large pool of water in the middle of the room "It's amazing".

"Hell it's got tubes and shit to swim through underwater" spoke Ryu peeking down into the water.

"How about a swim guys" asked Ozwot.

"I don't have anything to change into and I'm not skinny dipping with other guys" spoke Ryu.

"Then swim in your clothes" spoke Ozwot "no harm done".

"I don't wanna swim right now, maybe tonight" spoke Kitsune grabbing his tail and stroking it "I don't wanna get these clothes wet, and skinny dipping doesn't seem like a good idea with all the possible people who could walk in".

"Okay, hey I heard about a party" spoke Ozwot "some tiger approached me and told me about it".

"Yeah" spoke Ryu "I am definitely going, Kitsune said he might after he shaves his muzzle a bit". Kitsune stared at the water it reflecting off of his blue eyes.

"I kind of want to jump in there" spoke Kitsune still staring.

"Then Jump in" replied Ozwot "I think I can wait until we have some swimming trunks".

"Yeah I agree" spoke Jayson.

"Alright we need to be getting back to the dorm" spoke Ryu noticing the sun setting out side of a window.

"Oh, well okay, hey Ozwot where is your dorm room" asked Kitsune?

"Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell the little foxy" spoke Ozwot giggling "It's B3-07 maybe you could stop by sometime, we could study or have fun".

"Yeah that would be nice you could come to our dorm it's B7-68 that's pretty high up but we have a large dorm room" spoke Kitsune smirking and rubbing the back of his own head "I'd like it if you stopped by sometime, but it would be easier for me to come to your dorm since I pass it on my way up and down, Maybe we could all walk to the university together might be fun".

"I guess I could wait for you guys outside the B building seeing as I'm on C building" spoke Jayson.

"So it's a plan" spoke Ryu.

Kitsune now looked at Ozwot and then walked over.

"Have you got your dorm situated yet" asked Kitsune?

"Not quite I just have boxes every where" answered Ozwot blushing "I kinda wanted to find you first".

"Oh, well I'll help you set everything up" spoke Kitsune "I mean you came all the way to America the least a guy could do is help you out. You wanna help too Ryu".

"No not this time, I really don't feel like it" spoke Ryu exhaling then sighing.

"Okay then I'll just help you" spoke Kitsune "Do you wanna see our dorm first though, We have every thing set up, if you want you can hang with us in there".

"Okay we can do that but later I have to set stuff up in my own dorm" spoke Ozwot "What are you gonna do"?

"We could watch some TV, Ryu brought his computer so we can get on the internet, I brought my video games and stuff, and I also brought the VCR" answered Kitsune. "Okay but I'm kind of hungry" spoke Ozwot his stomach growling. The rest of the group looked down towards there stomachs then heard there own growl.

"Ozwot you made me hungry" spoke Kitsune rubbing his own stomach.

"Hey I can cook" spoke Ryu.

"No you won't I'm gonna cook I have to show off my kick ass chicken fried rice" spoke Kitsune "I just need to go to the grocery store".

"I'll go with you" spoke Ozwot.

"I guess I'll go too" spoke Ryu.

"I'll just go situate my dorm and then I'll come by yours' later" spoke Jayson walking away.

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(too much to explain so here is a summary of events at the grocery store. Kitsune and Ryu get into argument about tails (each others that is not the character from the game) again. They get pulled over by police because they have a broken tail light. Kitsune buys way more than he needs as is his way. They also buy a lot of chips and dip and now they are back in the FU parking lot for the dorms)

"We are so lucky that cop let you off with a warning" spoke Kitsune his words muffled because of the paper bag he was holding onto by his mouth .

"Yeah I know that was a pretty cool panther right there" spoke Ryu.

"Kitsune why did you buy Beef, shrimp, chicken, and tofu" asked Ozwot looking at the large amounts of Paper bags Kitsune had in his arms and mouth "do you need some help".

"Thank you" spoke Kitsune as Ozwot took the paper bag from his mouth and carried it along with two other bags which he had in his paws "At least 'some' people help". Kitsune gave an evil glare towards Ryu.

"So is all that your going to make is chicken fried rice, or are you goin' to make a side dish" asked Ryu ignoring the glare "do you at least have soy sauce"?

"Well I was going to make some chicken fried rice, and as a side some teriyaki style shrimp. Yes I do have soy sauce, it's in one of the card board boxes that I didn't unpack yet" answered Kitsune his tail wagging in pride at the meal they were about to feast on "I love shrimp and chicken".

"What's the tofu for then" asked Ozwot?

"It's for Miken, and Aide they are vegetarians and so to be respectful I will make something not so, meat-ish for them" answered Kitsune "Matters what they want though, or I could make some regular soy rice, That might be better I have plenty of rice and soy sauce".

"I think that sounds better" replied Ryu "Tofu isn't that great".

"But no American foods" shouted Kitsune "Today we do it BONZAI style.....at least that's what I'm calling it".

"Whatever" spoke Ryu then he looked at Kitsune then shouted "BONZAI"!

"Good times" spoke Kitsune becoming exasperated by the excessively heavy paper bags which seemed at any moment they would break.

"All right let's get upstairs quickly" spoke Kitsune moving much quicker.

* * * (they ran up some seven flights of stairs it's not interesting. Or in anyway useful or important to this story)

Ryu came through the dorm room as Kitsune then pushed him out of the way and placed the groceries on the Kitchen counter. Then Ozwot walked calmly in and laid the other groceries next to Kitsune's.

"Thanks Ozwot" spoke Kitsune now happy and wagging his tail. Ozwot wagged his tail as well in pride.

"So you girls hungry" asked Kitsune Smiling.

"Hey" shouted Kagome "I had an idea since this dorm is so big I think we should decorate it. But, I know we won't all agree on decorations for it. So we can each decorate a certain portion of the dorm and set up rules".

"I dunno" spoke Ryu.

Kitsune's left ear twitched and his eyelids dropped till his eyes were only slits then he spoke "I don't think it's a bad idea, as long as I get the bed room decorations". "Alright then I want the bathroom" spoke Sakura.

"Ryu you can have the living room and I'll take the Kitchen".

"Kick Ass" shouted Ryu right next to Kitsune's ear. Kitsune winced as the loud shout ran into his ear.

"Alright then just to be funny you must wear an apron while cooking" spoke Kagome "you shouldn't have told me about that Kitsune, I saw your apron anyway it's better than the pink one you told me about".

"That was my moms and I stopped cooking after that....for her that is" spoke Kitsune walking over to a box marked with his name on it and opening it. He pulled out an apron and quickly put it one. It read 'who's the foxy chef (then there was a picture of a fox with a chef hat on)'.

"Oh my goshies" spoke Miken "That's so funny". Kitsune then smirked in pride of himself and then walked over to the groceries.

"Okay so prepare for my amazing cooking" spoke Kitsune "But we don't have any tables so, you'll have to sit on the ground because the couch can only hold about five people if we count the arms, and it wouldn't be fair for three people to sit on the ground while others got the couch". Kitsune pulled out a large bag of rice, some vegetables, and chicken meat.

"Okay Aide, Miken I know for sure you two are against eating meat" spoke Kitsune "But I have no problem with that, I'll make you something else I was thinking soy rice, with some chopped vegetables and such".

"That should be fine" spoke Aide "one day I will convert you though".

"I don't think so" spoke Kitsune "I love meat and I don't think I could give it up". Kitsune then picked up a cooking pot and sat it on the stove.

"Hey you can't watch me cook" spoke Kitsune "It makes me embarrassed and I feel like an idiot. Besides you can't see me making my secret style chicken fried rice, with an exception of chicken for the two ladies over there".

"You have a secret" spoke Ryu sounding confused "I thought you told us everything"?

"Nope" blurted Kitsune "I have secrets ya' know".

"I know one of his secrets I bet" spoke Ozwot making Kitsune take a worried glance at him "He probably drugs the food with LSD, or something else". Kitsune exhaled some air then laughed.

"Yeah that's what I do" spoke Kitsune sarcastically.

"Okay look the other way" spoke Kitsune "If it helps imagine I'm naked over here kay". At this the entire group looked over at Kitsune with a glare yet Ozwot was smiling and chuckling.

"What" spoke Kitsune sounding confused "You wouldn't watch me take a shower would you? So don't watch me cook it embarrasses me". Kitsune pulled out a cutting board from a drawer a blush appearing over his muzzle.

"Come on guys watch TV" spoke Kitsune "I can't stand all of the eyes on me". At this Ryu clicked on the Television and every body looked away. They could hear cutting and other common cooking sounds. The show that was on the TV was a documentary on an old 80's band that compromised of a bunch of bisexual rabbits who ended up disbanding after the guitarist was discovered using heroine and that was after it went downhill for the band as they started having relationships start within the band. Five minutes after the thirty minute documentary Kitsune was finished.

"Well it is done guys" spoke Kitsune Setting seven bowls on the counter "Bonzai"!

"Wow" shouted Ryu "I never smelt anything that good. Where's the bottle of Soy sauce"?

"Don't need it" spoke Kitsune "I blended the soy sauce into the rice, chicken and vegetables. It tastes better that way, but if you really need it it's on the counter". Kitsune then picked up a bowl then dashed over to a cardboard box and shuffled through it with one hand. Then he pulled out a large box made of wood and sat it down on the floor. He sat down beside it then opened it, inside lay a large amount of chopstick with dragons ornamenting them.

"I'm old fashioned and eat rice with chop sticks but I have forks in the drawers" spoke Kitsune not stalling for any longer and picking up a pair of chopstick, then he began to eat the chicken fried rice in the bowl.

"Yummy" spoke Ozwot with a bowl in had and chopstick in the other already sitting beside Kitsune "It smells good, I wonder if you drugged it"?

Ryu then sat down beside the two with his bowl and stared at the food for a moment.

"I'm scared" spoke Ryu still staring at the rice "What ever he did to it, maybe a horrible thing, what if he spat in it because he's still sore about the benching thing".

"How would he know which particular bowl you would choose" asked Kagome?

"I guess he couldn't" spoke Ryu "Okay then I'm gonna eat it". Ryu then dug his chopsticks into the bowl and began to eat. Kagome and Sakura sat down next taking there time with every bite unlike the boys whom where eating at a very fast pace.

Aide and Miken then picked up there bowls of Soy rice and sat down next to Kagome and Sakura.

"So you two met Kitsune and Ryu at a party" spoke Miken sounding a little confused. "No we met online, then they set up a party and that's when we met in person. Except everybody was wearing kimonos so we really didn't notice how skinny Kitsune was" answered Sakura.

"Yeah, Ryu got the big idea to throw a party so we came to meet them, they both got the money together for the trip so we actually came to them after they sent the money" spoke Kagome.

"Speaking of which" spoke Kitsune now with one hand in his pocket ruffling around till he brought out a wallet "How much was your plane ticket Ozwot"?

"No need Kitsune" spoke Ozwot "I don't want your money, I'm going to live here from now on, I don't need to be payed".

"Yeah, but I told you I'd get the money together for your trip here, But now you're here and I didn't even give you the money yet" spoke Kitsune "But if your really going to stay here and live that's even better than just the trip that I planned on".

"How did you two meet each other" asked Aide?

"It was a forum" answered Ozwot "I found out we had a lot of similar interests and then I started to like Kitsune here, so a few years back when we met he said it would be cool if maybe over the summer I could take a trip here. But I decided instead I'll live here".

"Oh, so this is wolf" asked Ryu?

"Yeah this is wolf, that's his last name" answered Kitsune "But, I fail to mention stuff like that".

"Oh" spoke Ryu chuckling a bit.

"This is wolf" spoke Kagome "Nice to meet you".

Kagome let out a paw and Ozwot shook it. Suddenly Jayson bursted through the door with a jester hat on his head covering his ears.

"Dude Ryu what are you guys eating" asked Jayson being quite intrusive "It smells great".

"Thank you" spoke Kitsune his tail wagging much faster "It's my own recipe for chicken fried rice".

"Well any way" spoke Jayson "the party is gonna get started soon, if you guys are coming".

"I gotta help Ozwot first but afterwards I'll meet up with you guys" spoke Kitsune "Any particular attire"?

"ummmm, could you speak maybe in a language I understand" spoke Jayson.

"Clothing, something to wear numbskull" spoke Kitsune.

"Hey" spoke Jayson becoming offensive "No there isn't anything in particular, and.....are you wearing an apron"?

Kitsune looked down to see that he had yet to take off his cooking apron.

"yeah" spoke Kitsune "I could've sworn I took it off".

"I thought you liked it" spoke Miken "So I didn't say anything about it".

"I thought you looked cute" spoke Aide.

"I though so too" agreed Ozwot.

"Okay" spoke Ryu "I didn't notice I was to busy noticing the rice that's all over your fur".

"huh" spoke Kitsune looking around seeing no rice on his fur.

"A joke" spoke Ryu "I didn't notice at all I was too busy stuffing my face".

"Well anyway don't come to the party wearing that thing" spoke Jayson.

"I'll wear what I want" spoke Kitsune.

"Fine people are gonna call you gay though" retorted Jayson.

"So be it" spoke Kitsune "Who cares what others think. All that matters is what I and my friends think".

"That's right" spoke Ozwot "who cares what people call him. Well unless he cares".

"Nope" blurted Kitsune "never have never will". Kitsune stood up as he finished his rice and then walked over to the sink and sat the bowl in it. Ryu followed shortly after then Ozwot came.

"So girls are you coming" asked Jayson?

"Don't think so" replied Aide.

"Doubt it" retorted Kagome.

"Not likely, to a party I'm just now hearing about" answered Sakura.

"Nope" spoke Miken.

"Well you are some exciting girls" retorted Jayson in a sarcastic tone. The girls then gave Jayson a stare that chilled the bones and Kitsune giggled at the site. Kitsune picked up his chopsticks and shoved them in his mouth. As he pulled it out the recesses of rice left on it.

"God are you still hungry" asked Ryu?

"Ummm well Kinda but I gotta help Ozwot so, later" spoke Kitsune waving good bye as he went towards the door leading Ozwot by his hand. Ozwot smirked as he followed Kitsune out of the door and then shut it behind him.

"Was he just..." spoke Ryu pointing at the door.

"What" asked Sakura?

"Nevermind" blurted Ryu walking over to Jayson "Well girls I guess we'll be back.....later some time".

"Yeah" spoke Jayson "Time to Par-tay". Jayson pushed the door open and walked out followed by Jayson. Laughing could be heard outside as the sounds of footsteps led down the steps.

"They're all idiots you know" spoke Aide "Is that why we are friends".

"Probably" answered Kagome.