Escape Gypsy Circus Ch 3

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Hewwo people ! This'll be ch . 3 of my escape series . Sorry if it's hard to read but I can't change the tint on my iPhone . Please leave a critical hit .

Ch . 3 Mr . F . D . Zinger

Chrome : Hmm ... Iron , where might our new aid be ?

Iron : I told him to be quick ! He should have been here by now ...

???? : Give him time ... he knows what happens if he doesn't exist here...

Shit ! I gotta walk in to this mess with the three demon children ! I can't believe I tore the suit ! If I can't serve my purpose ... Well , I guess it can't be helped ... Aaaah!

F : H---

* steps in through the door *

Iron : YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOURE LATE ! And you tore the suit ! *runs in to punch him *

F : Yaah ! S-sorry ! I tripped over a rock ! ( Yipe ! Iron looks like he's gonna chop of my wee wee! )

* Trembles with fear *

???? : Iron ! Let him go we can always just sow it up again!

Iron : Great idea ! Well use the fur shaved from his body as string !

*smiles menacingly *

???? : IRON !!!! Let him go !

Iron : .... Fine ....

* Lets go of F's throat *

F : Gah ! My throat !

* Gasps for air *

Chrome : ...hehe ... BA-HAHAHAHA HAAAAA !!! I'm sorry ! But watching F and his shenanigans TRULY amuses me ! BAAAA-Hahaha haaaaa !

* Laughs loudly and insanely *

F : ( You bastard Chrome I'll piss in your beverage ! )

* Breaths in heavily , trying to reclaim breath *

Chrome : Pa- haha ... Ha.... Ehem ! I- in any case . *kehehe* Copper! Take F to the poodle , she can fix the suit right ?

* chuckles slightly *

Copper : Yes older brother .

F : C-copper ?! (N-no way ! Copper?I've never seen her out in the open before ! )

Copper , the second Metalicana sibling , she usually never goes out of her caravan . "The Flame Meister " , I always thought Gregor was telling a fairy tail or something ...

*Knock , Knock *

Layla : Jez ? Who izit ?

Copper : Copper , we need you to repair F's suit !

Layla : HA ! F-raud ze stoopid haz already ruined je suit ? Give him ze mirror , and ze reflexion would probably break too !

F : Ah shut up ! Stupid frenchie !

Layla : Watch jour self F-raud ! Or I won't help jou !

F : * grumbles , mumbles *

(Tight ass jerk bitch stop picking on me ! And i'm not ugly! I'm beautiful ! )

After having that bitch frenchie fix the the suit up , we walk back to Chromes caravan . Copper seems more collected than the other siblings , she's not that bad actually...

Copper : Mr. F . D . Zinger....

F : Hmm ?

*nods head *

Copper : In here , everyone's required to have a stage name . That's yours , altho everyone will probably just call you Mr . F though ...

Mister F : Oh , Ok .... ( yea just change my name to whatever , I don't care ... It's just my name ! Bully ! )

Copper : You ... you know if you can't be useful here --If you can't exist-- We will have to kill you .... it's code .

That's right , just like Paulo . He had nothing left to contribute , so he was killed .

Copper : Older brother , we have fixed the suit .

Chrome : Oh goodie ! Now we can start with rehearsals ! Oh Mr . F ! You look ravaging in that new suit if I may say so ! Baa-hahaha haaa!

Mister F : YEA , THANK YOU VERY MUCH !!! ( I also have some new boots too , bet they'd look great up your ass ! )

* Grinds teeth *

Chrome : Now I DID in fact heard that !

* looks back menacingly *

Mister F : MEEP !!!

( CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!!! )

* braces for impact *

I should have kept my mouth shut ... Now i'm gonna get tortured ! I swear you're gonna be hearing my screams from all the way where you live !

Mister F : WAAAAAAA-HAHAHA-HAAAAA !!!!!