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_ Tap tap tap _

Darkrai shut his eyes trying his damnedest to tune out the noise that wasn't worth having a hissy fit over.

_ Crash! Boom! rumblerumble _

drip drip drip drip

The current storm wasn't helping his mood, especially since his cloak and hair was getting soaked to the point that the usual water repellent material was starting to get heavier and sag on Darkrai's frame.

Tap tap tap

_ Crash! Boom! rumblerumblerumble _

drip drip drip drip

Tap tap tap tap

Especially since the sound wasn't that annoying. It was more of the wait that was torture and the noise was steadily getting more annoying the longer the waiting period lasted, since Darkrai did hate waiting with a passion greater than his hatred of the bird...well not quite that far but it was a damn close match. Darkrai had half a mind to tear the building apart so the battle could start already. But that would require spending a massive amount of energy that he would surly need in the coming battle. Still this small annoyance couldn't matter considering the person tapping was one of his allies that he was about to fight with in a life or death struggle.

Tap tap tap tap

Who was he kidding?

"Will the person currently doing the incessant tapping before I rip that person's throat out?" Darkrai growled aloud with his face in his left hand. The tapping finally stopped.

That was you. I was about to say something because it was grating my nerves was the gruff reply of the nearly mute Mewtwo, who pointed with a head movement towards the ground to the fist sized rock being levitated and dropped with the psychic energy Darkrai was unknowingly channeling.

"My bad, honestly didn't know I was doing that." Damn nerves. Mewtwo didn't reply but then again Darkrai didn't expect him to both mentally or physically.

Mew-two was nearly mute because he was apparently born without a voice box. Yet somehow still developed a inner voice that he is able to communicate through telepathy. The exact reason for this handicap is unknown, but the most logical answer is because the humans apparently hadn't yet perfected the science of cloning and still had some bugs to work out. Course Mew-two was lucky because a)being born mute wasn't the worst thing that could have happened. b) the legendary despised communication. In fact the sentence he had just said was the most he had spoken for at least a year. Darkrai had to bite back the 'do you need a glass of water from that speech you just gave' remark.

That was the only thing he kept from his birth, his personality I mean. The rest like his appearance was drastically changed. Basically the original color of Mewtwo's tail traded places with his grey skin before the grey turned completely white. Mew-two also has fur!

Kinda.

More like a thick, and fine layer of down similar to the Sphynx species of cat that keeps him warm(er) in cold climates. Considering Mewtwo was in Alaska at the time of the change many think it was his body using the metamorphosis as a chance to adjust to those types of elements.

Of course last but certainly not least Mew-two shares the same eyes as Darkrai with the very same malevolent intent in all. They were kindred spirits, got along like brothers almost as long as no kills or job objectives were stolen from the other. But where Darkrai dabbles in causing destruction, killing ,torture, and fear as one big fun game: Mew-two sees the activities as a work of art and must be treated as such or your just doing it wrong (which pisses him off to the point where he attempts/will make you his next master piece). Darkrai thinks it's the human in Mew-two that is linked with his near obsession but would never say that the previously stated person's face because that would destroy their friendship

No legendary besides Mew-two has changed during the conversion because its assumed the same anti-bodies that stop them from aging, getting attacked by disease, and reproduction (every legendary that has died is eventually reincarnated without their memories or personality) are the also attacking the cells that cause the physical change caused by Conversion. The current theory that everyone agrees with is that Mew-two is more human than Pokémon/legendary; which means his body will react in a way a human's would. It was proven however that Mew-two does age 1/3 slower, his immune system makes him to eighty percent of things, and lastly scientist estimate that he should be able to reproduce with Mew (which isn't saying much considering she holds every single Pokemons DNA inside hers) but there isn't a way to test that theory since it's not likely that they would be having intercourse anytime soon.

The ones trying to be covert about play wresting behind them in mid-air (but their muffled childish giggling gave them away)were Latios and Latias. Normally they wouldn't be allowed in fights because they were so young but since it was common knowledge that Celebi wasn't a fighter Darkrai decided it was safe for them to tag along in this match to finally experience their first real battle that wasn't wild ones or foolish humans trying to capture them. Not much to say about them except that their personalities matched their designated colors-calm and serious vs. wild and vibrant- which made it easy to tell them apart when talking to them in mind speak even though their voices sounded very similar since the boy hadn't yet hit puberty. The twins were strong for their age, Darkrai will give them that.

It was thanks to these allies that Darkrai had the utmost confidence that they would be victorious this day, Looks like Elliot wouldn't be needed after all.

That thought made Darkrai laugh and almost began to rub his palms together with utter glee.

Darkrai ignored the weird looks he was given after the out-of-the-blue laugh because at that exact moment the door burst open as two indistinct blurs began raced towards Darkrai at almost mach speed. For the first time in his long life Darkrai was too surprised to move as not one but two Cressilias were coming straight for him with blades raised to chop him to bits.

Double team? No too solid...a clone? No not likely but that could explain why Cressilia had so much free time to both chase me and do other things like- By now the two Cressilias were upon him. Oh crap I took too long to move! With only milliseconds to react Darkrai did something he would never do as long as there was another alternative: he moved in to physically block one of the blades so the incoming damage would at least be minimized while mentally preparing himself for the sharp bite of the other blade.

Only the pain never came.

Darkrai glanced to the side to see that Mew-two had leapt out of the portal that was hiding his presence in order to block the other Cressilia with a blade made of psychic energy of his own.

And he was obviously pissed!

The bird that Mew-two was locked with winced as if in pain "Ok ok I get it! you don't like two vs. one dirty tactics AND you don't like to be ignored. Since I get it please stop yelling at me you freaking poser!" There was a pause "I don't care if you never used this tactics on me, it's not my fault you were too stupid to think of them!" Mew-two's stance faltered for a millisecond before his features were consumed in complete and total rage.

The very worst insult to call the clone was to insult the very thing he took pride in: his intelligence and artwork.

_ Big mistake brat, you've just arranged your funeral in the most brutal way possible._ Thought Darkrai as a simple leap and flip maneuver resulted in Mew-two's tail coming straight down on top of Mew's. The attack was apparently surprise enough (or the blow was just held that much force) for Mew's Transform move to unravel as her face met dirt.

Darkrai almost laughed if it wasn't for the pressure of Cressilia's blade disappearing forcing him to choke down his laugh and leap backward to distance himself from the other strike

"Let it rip." Mew muttered as she Teleported away only to come at Mew-two with a bright pink barrier sphere surrounding her, a favorite attack of hers: beat her opponents senseless while she remain protected in her weapon.

Darkrai chuckled Predictable as ev- Darkrai's thoughts were interrupted however when what felt like a truck smacked into him from behind as that force began pushing him forward out of the portal towards the smirking Cressilia who came rushing at him for another strike.

_ Impossible! I leapt into the portal that was behind me so it shouldn't be possible for me to get hit from behind unless... _ Darkrai turned his back on Cressilia to grab onto a surprised stiff Latios before immediately flying upwards to safety.

"Running away like usual!?" Cressilia shouted as the traitorous Latias came speeding out of the portal before Darkrai could close it on her. You would think the dragon would be sad after being forced to use an all out Luster Purge (the scorch marks encompassing most of the dead center of Latio's back were the indication that such a move was used) on her brother.

The bitch was smirking

A voice startled Darkrai from trying to burn holes into the dragon with his gaze "What's the damage? I can't feel anything" Latios whispered to Darkrai trying valiantly to keep the worry from his voice.

"Well it sounds like she burnt off your pain receptors. Easy fix don't worry. Just be thankful for the small blessing of the numbness because a wound like that would likely that would be excruciating but not life threatening. There will be a lot of peeling of dead skin later and it will leave a scar. Like I said it isn't life threatening so you will be fine"

"Thanks, Sounds like I'm well enough to fight: thank Giratina for small blessings"

"What the hell is wrong with you sister!!" Latios shouted just as Darkrai decided that it was time to fight back then summoned a barrage of Shadow Balls to pelt his enemies from front and behind.

Darkrai was yet again tackled from behind again however which did little to his concentration with the attack but did annoy him greatly."Now what the hell are you doing attacking my sister for!? she could be being manipulated!"

This is why he hated kids...optimistic and stupid bastards

Darkrai sighed then explained "She was obviously a sleeper agent. Before you ask what that means it simply means this: she was never on our side. They got to her first and Converted her before we could, wiped her memory of said Conversion, and conditioned her to remember her job and purpose when someone says the designated code word(s) that would usually never ever come up in actual conversation.

"But that's impossible! My sister and I are always together so she couldn't hav-"

"No what you said is what's impossible. Unless you have constant watch over her while she sleeps, uses the bathroom, and when she wants moments of solitude."

Latios gaze turned downcast, out of the corner of his eye Darkrai could see the gradual acceptance of the situation pass over the lad's face. Sadness was the next emotion to rise but that only lasted a millisecond before rage and betrayal consumed his features entirely. With gritted teeth Latios said "What do we do now?"

Darkrai chuckled and said "Now...Now we make her pay in the most painfully and fun way we can think of... if we can manage to catch her alive that is."

"I can dig it. Lets do that"

Dig? why would he want to dig a hole now at all times considering all of the opponents dwell in the air? No...it was used in another context. So what in the heck does the word mean when used in that context? Stupid nonsense child lingo. Thought Darkrai while he waited for the smoke cloud to clear. When finally it did he was both surprised and not surprised: Not surprised that Cressilia threw up a shield but completely surprised that he managed to inflict a good chunk of damage before she could block an attack he had used on the same opponent a thousand times before.

I guess I'm not the only one having an off day. That thought made Darkrai smile.

Meanwhile Mew and Mew-two were going at each other so hard that the storm had far less of an impact on the earth than they did. With every impact of their barrier clad bodies that shot around like unguided missiles created shockwaves that shook the ground like mini-earthquakes. Many trees fell because their foundation couldn't take the stress of the shockwaves and their bodes going through them. If that fight didn't stop soon there wouldn't be a forest left. Occasionally one would throw an aura sphere that would always be blocked or remotely detonated by the other's well placed psychic strike, which added a new noise to their destructive soundtrack. Mew was also yelling out all kinds of various of colorful insults but due to there being no breaks in between words it didn't appear Mew-two was participating.

_ Those two are sure getting loud...Hate to say it aloud but their rivalry has a lot more passion than mine and Cressilia's. Kinda jealous actually... Bah at least we can talk somewhat civilly before we start playing a game of keep away unlike these barbarians.. Besides its waaay so much more fun to play with my food AND it's safer for me and less so for her, So yea I still think my method for my situation is better than theirs. _ Darkrai ran a tongue over his lips before smacking them trying to get enough spit to wet his parched mouth to no avail. Hmm all this internal debate is making me quite thirsty, Won't drink this polluted rainwater though...too icky...I think I saw a lake on my way in though.

"I'll be right back honey bunches! Try not to injure yourselves while I'm away!" yelled Darkrai as he dived passed the Moonblast that was being fired directly at him seconds before.

As Cressilia screeched with frustration Darkrai's eyes widened a bit at just how close the attack was from connecting This is why I hate team fighting: I get distracted so easily...well that and my inner monologues are becoming more and more of a problem. Used to be I could do both. But my fights are becoming so boring lately that debating with myself is much more interesting. Darkrai by this time made it to the lake and without pausing flew right into it, swam till he got to the lake's midpoint then began drinking deeply.

Ahh that's better, a movement caught Darkrai's eye and his gaze landed on a Magikarp swimming past him without a care in a the world. hmm...

Meanwhile up above the lake Cressila was priming up the biggest Moonblast in her existence. Well if I can't find or catch the bastard than if I just fire a shot big enough that it destroys the surrounding area ,than he will have nowhere to run. This idea sounded insane even to her own head considering just how many innocent lives will be consumed in the resulting blast but Cressilia was way past desperate.

"Oh sis, I'm in the mood for seafood tonight, Any thoughts?"Oh no he is in the mocking and teasing mood tonight...granted he was in this mood eighty percent of the time but she was kinda pinning her hopes on that twenty pecent.

Damn missed my chance, need to buy time to get away for the next plan "I hate seafood."

The next moment a unknown object Cressilia slapped wetly across her face hard enough to send her spiraling towards the lake. she smelled the object before actually seeing it long enough to figure out what it was. D-D-Did he just?

"I was telling not asking you ungrateful bitch!" Darkrai shouted after the bird as she inched closer and closer towards the lake. She was so surprised what just transpired she for the life of her couldn't regain control of her flight (Well that and Darkrai did send her brain bouncing in her skull with that hit)

_ *Kersploosh * _

"Hmmm...that was funnier in my head...ah well not all my gags can be good" muttered Darkrai aloud as he tossed the unconscious fish stinking up his hand back whence it came. Juuust before a sixth sense told him to duck down and duck down fast. Turned out to save his ass as a pink blur barreled through the spot his head once was without stopping until it crash landed into a mountain range.

"Holy crap!"exclaimed Darkrai as he squinted through the dust cloud. "Looks like we are winning at least."

"Nah you are already down one and those two are more durable then you think. Its only a matter of time" said a cheerful and familiar female voice coming from...somewhere.

Cloaking was so unfair...

"Where's your brother?"

Latias said nothing. Picking up on the extended silence Darkrai thought for a moment before saying "You didn't have the gall to finish him off did you?"

"Am I really that transparent?" said Latios sighing dejectedly

"Yup. Only because I'm so old and you're still a youngster"

"Huh. usually old geezers hate being called old." Darkrai could hear a muffled chuckle coming from a direction he couldn't pinpoint since it seemed to echo around him.

Darkrai moved his shoulders up and down with an uncaring shrug "Meh I see being very old as a badge of honor. See when your my age you-"

A blue-ish purple blur went right over Darkrai's head and consequently slammed into right into the pinkish-red dragon, looked like the hit was great enough to knock her unconscious and send her shooting towards the same fate and almost exact spot as Cressilia.

"Did I hit something?"

Darkrai looked back up to see Mew-two giving him a confused look, Darkrai shrugged while replying "Just a traitorous dragon." There was a slow nod but the confused expression didn't leave.

"Latias. Sleeper agent. Like usual you've become so obsessed in your petty rivalry you missed war changing things."

"Brother?"

At first Darkrai didn't understand the question but it eventually came to him after a few seconds of pondering. "Oh no he's still ours, just unconscious somewhere for the moment."

Mewtwo nodded and his face turned back to his usual neutral half frown, then shifted to look confused again "You hear that? Music..."

"In the middle of nowhere? You sure you're not just losing-" But then Darkrai started to hear it: the noise of someone playing a violin... That's weird. The only place within miles is the cabin and even that's a about a mile away. There is no way sound could travel...oh wait yes it can, thanks to those idiotic human contraptions called speakers. As Darkrai glanced down so his ears could pinpoint the sound better he saw heard something in the corner of his eye that made his blood run cold. One second there was a dust cloud and the next there was a pink and green blur rushing at him faster than anything that could possibly travel. The impossibility of the speed froze his brain but luckily his combat conditioned body was smart enough to quickly shoot straight up in the air next to Mew-two.

Like a well known coyote from a very old cartoon Mew skid to a stop clutching in her hand two things: a very windswept, scared, and shivery Celebi that kept mumbling "Never again" over and over again as she finished healing the very last of Mew's wounds before Mew glowing pink eyes blinked her away as she released her Teleport move. Gripped in Mew's other hand was an Iphone playing the same song that Darkrai and Mew-two were hearing from far away.

Mew-two stared at his clone slack jawed Impossible! she was covered completely in burns from my barrage of Aura spheres when her barrier finally popped! He was right that was impossible, not even Celebi's legendary handiwork is that good.

Mew ignored them for the moment and put the phone to her ear and yelled "Hey JJ nice work even though I told you not to interfere until I said so! But since the cat's out of the bag mind if you change the song to something a little more slow and soothing?" The music being broadcast-ed by the phone changed to match the stated tempo as Mew floated down to the lake's surface. With a little help from her psychic energy both bird and dragon that were once floating around like bath toys were now side by side in front of Mew and the phone.

Instincts are screaming bloody murder at me to flee. something terrible is about to happen Brother.

"I feel it too but my curiosity is screaming just a bit louder, Keep watching and we will see what we are up against in future battles"

Seconds later the bird's and dragon's bodies were beginning to glow a light green.

"Does that light look like a Recover move to you?"

Mew-two nodded.

"Thought so. Neither one have that move do they?"

Mewtwo shook his head vigorously.

"and lastly, just to be sure I'm not hallucinating: their wounds from earlier are healing aren't they?"

Mewtwo nodded again.

"All this strange stuff started to happen when the music started playing so that's gotta be part of it..." Darkrai beat his palm against his head a few times before the connection was finally made "Duh! that's it! The girl's power is to buff her allies and heal depending on the notes and tempo she plays through the instrument she is playing! Quickly destroy that fucking phone."

What's a phone?

"JUST HIT THE DAMN SMALL SQUARE THING!"

A small Shadow ball and Aura sphere was fired at the same exact time. They collided but for some reason didn't explode, instead they merged to form a mix of the two that actually looked pretty impressive (must have been the same compatible frequency, divine intervention, or they had some serious stroke of luck on their part) and it was as if fate itself guided the ball to its designated bull's-eye.

"YES!" Yes!

Yet the glowing was still happening, It was that moment when they realized they could still hear the music that was coming a mile away...

"Fuck! Eliminate the child!" They both turned around and quickly flew back towards the cabin just as the song and tempo changed back to fast and quick. Mew must have contacted the girl via telepathy.

"Pfft idiots. You think the three of us would allow you to do that?" Darkrai sideways to his right and saw Mew with paws behind her freakishly large head as if she was relaxing on some soft bed. A look to his left and Darkrai saw Mew-two firing off Aura spheres at Cressilia and Latias who yawned at them while easily dodging the projectiles.

As they were at the half way point to the cabin the stress of the situation forced Darkrai to think quickly Damn we can't win here! Hell what am I thinking, we will be lucky if we escape with our lives! We have to retreat and NOW. But that girl is way too strong even without even seeing her Pokémon especially with ours so weak! The possible King piece was the actual King piece! This was a undoubt-able fact thanks to the evidence presented. ** ** How could they have been so fortunate but also so unfortunate? Have to do something but what...GOT IT! I...may not make it out of this one though."

Darkrai barged into Mew-two's mind and said "_ We are leaving. On the count of three we separate and you grab Latios and escape through the portal at these coordinates." _

Why not just make a portal under him?

"Even better. Done. While I was at it I gave him a quick glance, thankfully his wounds didn't look that bad, he is just unconscious. Ok new plan on the count of three turn on them while they are still fast, which won't likely last long when they realize what I'm doing. Keep their focus on you while I try to do something completely stupid but very beneficial."

_You're attacking the girl aren't you? _

_ *I wish. Well kind of, I'm won't be in range for a damaging attack but I CAN do something that can buy our side time. In order for it to be as effective as I want it to be I'm going o have to use every ounce of energy I have left...which is very little admittedly ever since Father has been running me ragged lately. There will be no question that I will collapse. I'm just praying that I can judge where I'm going to fall and make my escape before I pass out. * _

Why are you suddenly deciding to doing something that is stupid and reckless now at a times? This is SO unlike you.

Darkrai shook his head before moving his shoulders up and down in a barley perceivable shrug as to hide the fact that they were having a conversation from their enemy. _ Good question. I think it's because I spent way too much time with and thinking about a certain boy. Don't you dare take that the wrong way either. _

I'm NOT leaving you Brother. Not only is that cowardly and I would never forgive myself for losing family. But I would also look bad if I flee with my tail between my legs just because things got rough while you stayed behind to be the martyr.

_ "That's...almost sweet if it isn't just a little arrogant. Thanks I appreciate the sentiment. Well since you want to stay so badly you can remain nearby while the focus is on me. After I pass out then if you can swoop in and fetch me before you make your own escape. If you can't you will flee. No reason sentimental, just that there is no reason for father to lose two of his strongest in this suicide mission." _

And you said it wasn't a sentimental reason. Mew-two was shaking silently from the fit of giggles that had apparently consumed him.

Out of time we do this now.

Now?

"NOW!"_ _Darkrai had shouted as he launched himself forward in a small burst of speed equivalent to a runner bursting into a sprint. Even during the 'sprint' Darkrai still had enough concentration to begin channeling every fiber of being (besides his life force) into the one last final ditch attempt for at least a partially successful mission.

In fact Darkrai was putting so much into this next attack he found himself losing altitude very quickly. Every attempt to regain what was lost just sent him falling faster, luckily he just made it over the lake and was within walking distance from the cabin. Giving up flight Darkrai continued channeling as he broke into a another sprint, this time on his the shadowy appendages that he hadn't used in this manner in centuries, Darkrai's first steps were shaky at first but he quickly adapted without slowing pace very much.

Meanwhile explosions from Mew-two's assault rocked the sky.

"JJ we need something hardcore and pronto!" yelled out Mew somewhere not worryingly close thankfully. The music suddenly stopped but if Mew's order was any clue it wasn't going to for long.

"Where's Darkrai" called out Cressilia

Crap. Well of course she would be the one to notice his disappearance.

"There he is! well maybe..yea right there! He's running down the path towards the cabin." yelled out Latias. Double crap

"Running? What in the name of Arceus is he up to now?!" Cressilia sounded like an exasperated mother talking about a mischievous child...That bitch will totally pay for her insolence!

As soon as the world stopped spinning, the sudden migraine and nausea cleared up as well as Darkrai's entire body stopped feeling like they were made out of something heavier than lead...

"Something's up...I mean look at him. Moments ago he was fine without a single scratch on him. Now he suddenly can't even walk straight? Whatever he's doing it's something big and horrible if it's taking that much energy and concentration! I never thought I would say this but-IGNORE MEW-TWO AND POUND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF DARKRAI!" It might of been a hallucination but Darkrai could swear he could hear someone strumming heavy punk rock sounding music nearby...wait that's the girl! Which means he was close!"

If only his legs didn't just now give out leaving him completely immobile at the worst possible moment! Darkrai already had a strong guess what the music playing now did.

Darkrai I noticed something. Fast music equals more speed but less power behind attacks. which means-

Hardcore music means they are heavy hitters but slow movers!

Bingo. Still they are almost within attack range so do whatever you are doing and get the hell out of there! You only have seconds!

Sorry Brother only have enough energy for this one thing and the attack. While Darkrai spoke a portal opened right under him and spat him out on the ground right inches from a girl sitting on the bed within the smallish bedroom. Rage consumed Darkrai when he spotted just how sickly the girl was who reduced him into this final desperate act. The girl was to focused on the music she was playing and head banging along with to notice Darkrai glaring at the bitch as he lay within inches from her.

But Celebi did because he had heard her gasp a "No!" The girl was still too deeply absorbed into the song that she was playing to be aware of what was coming. A powerful barrier was summoned around the bed: consequently cutting the speaker's cord that lay in the window. The girl was still playing on unperturbed thanks to the amp that under her bed still playing her music at a lower volume. Unfortunately for the girl this wasn't the type of attack that could be blocked by a wall or another solid surface. Which was exact reason why Darkrai picked this method of attack.

"TOO LATE!" Darkrai screamed at the top of his lungs as he struggled to keep his eyes open "NOW SLEEP YOU GODFORSAKEN WHORE AND ENJOY YOUR YEAR FILLED WITH PLEASANT NIGHTMARES!" Immediately the girl was dead asleep, thrashing , and began screaming like a tortured animal.

"Just nightmares? you do realize how quickly Cressilia can fix that? I mean it's her purpose in life!" Celebi broke down in a laughing fit before she could get it all out clearly however.

"Not even Cressilia... or your Healing Bell can... fix that one...tis why I had to make it so strong" Darkrai mumbled as he tried to gasp for breath. Darkrai's eyes were long closed before he regained his breath.

Which was kind of funny when/if he could think about it considering he didn't have lungs, When pondering on the event later he deduced that his body was so freaking tired that it resorted to that particular action to signal him to rest before he became more than just half dead.

Which actually explains why he was still breathing heavy despite almost immediately falling unconscious after his last spoken words. His last thought: Now...Elliot....time...to...catch up...if you don't I'll fucking kill you. With that everything Darkrai knew was blessed darkness.

Meanwhile without the music playing the Light Ones returned back to normal. Yet despite this sudden change Mew-two was still far enough ahead to blast the roof apart, swoop in, pick-up Darkrai's sleeping form, and fly off too far and too fast for anyone to follow and track. Much to the anguish of Mew who must have realized she lost the battle exchange since she screamed obstinacies after Mew-two and Darkrai while otherwise acting like a brat who didn't get her way.

Mew-two found himself grinning while at the same time wishing he had brought a video camera with a powerful zoom function as the pair hit close to mach speed and sped off into the distance.