Jason's Stories
#1 of Jason's Story
"So, here i sit like every other night. Furs all around, but all of them seem so distant. Hey, my name is Jason, and im your normal run of the mill German Shepherd. fluffy well groomed tail, light brown eyes, well toned body from my highschool years (which was only last year, just graduated a few weeks ago!) and my new job as a roofer, And im 6' 1" tall with short light brown head fur. But their is something that is all different from me and the other furs.. No its not my fur color, ears pointed, my muzzle... its that im the straightest gay dog you would ever meet, and because of that, it has ruined my life.. My last mate, Sai, 18 year old golden retriever left me for being "to straight". Really! i mean .. REALLY!! god dam, lookin at a girls ass because it was the same size as his, is that really an issue?!" I typed out onto my computer in the pizza hut just down the road from my house, about a good 10 min drive.
"Xuse meh sur" a young bear said walking up in the works outfits.
"yaaass?" i said and smiled as my friend izzy walked up.
"i will be done shortly, nothing much left to do tonight, well" she said then looked around at all the people sitting and eating." maybe some." she laughed, causing me to laugh as well. "ya need anything?"
"sure!" i said and looked at my laptop, then at the same time i looked up we both said "A mtn dew, and kappas."
"you get that every time!" she sighed and shook her head "you need to life on the edge and get something new!" she laughed.
"im sorry, its soo good!" i whined and put my paws on my lap.
"Mama jizzy no care! fukka youuuuuuuu!!!!!!" she laughed and walked back to the kitchen.
"have fun!" i barked out and slumped back against the booths chair, and pinned my ears back slightly, before going back to writing on my laptop. 'now where was i, oh yeah.'
"so how can someone be to straight to be gay, you may ask.. Well with me its because no one ever see's me as gay. I walk straight, talk as if i am straight, and i look straight.. GAh! i wish someone could just make me gay again! I guess that no gay dog wants to date a dog that seems straight... Hell even set of others gaydar. Fuck! i wonder if fucking Jeremy Nelson has any issues with this, him and hayden seem to still be doing good, i should probably go hang with em sometime, eh maybe but then again.. hayden use to date me before he broke up with me for jeremy, do i blame him, no. but god, that husky meant eve..." i type before being cut off.
"IM DONEEEE!!!" izzy yelled and ran over at me. "we can do things batch!"
"iwoo, lets go!" i smiled and closed my laptop,
Now for another new fun story...