How To Get Out Of A Ticket

Story by WereGWolf on SoFurry

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Every wonder how a Cuntboy can get out of a ticket?


"Damn it." Kino, a wolf/dragon hybrid, said under his breath when he seen flashing police lights in his rearview mirror. Kino sighed then pull his car on the side of the road and out it in park, waiting for the cop to walk up. Looking at the rearview mirror he sees a muscular horse step out of the police cruiser. "Fuck, why a horse? Why not that canine with that three rung Jacob's ladder and teal human cock?"

A moment later and knock was tapped on his window. "Roll your window down, please." The horse officer said. Nodding, Kino pushed the button for his window and the window rolled down. "License and registration, please." The horse said in an official voice.

"Sure." Kino said, nodding then reach over into the glove box and fished for the registration. After a moment he pulled it out and handed it to the officer. "Here's the registration, and..." Kino said, then reached into his back left pocket for his wallet then pulled his driver's license out and handed it to the officer. "...my license."

The officer nodded and looked at Kino's documents, then looks up. "Now, what do you think I pulled you over for?"

Kino shakes his head and replied. "No, Officer..." Kino looks at the horse's badge. "...Colton. Why did you stop me?"

Officer Colton pulled a notepad out and started to write while saying, "You were speeding. Going sixty-five in a fifty-five mile per hour zone." Officer Colton looks up. "I need to put this in the computer. But before I leave, what does the 'C' on your license mean?"

Kino smiles at the officer's confusion. "No offense, sir. But don't you know your genders?" The officer still looked confused. Kino sighed and continued. "I'm a cuntboy, sir."

Officer Colton looked dumbfounded and dropped his jaw in shocked. "As in..." Colton tried to start something, but couldn't get any more words out.

"As in, a man with a woman reproductive organs? Yes. And if you are wondering, that mean no cock or balls."

"Uh.... Um... Ah... Eh..." Officer Colton tried to form words, but failed.

"Mm... Considering the fact you didn't know what that 'C' meant and reaction, you probably want to see it. And, taking a wild guess here, fuck it." Kino said to the officer, who still couldn't put words together. "Hehe. Just nod if you want to see and fuck it."

Officer Colton slowed nodded.

Kino smiles. "Okay. You can, if you do two things, and only if you do them. Nod again if you agree."

The officer nodded again.

"Good. First, you do away with that ticket you made. Second, you make it so Im not stopped for civil offense for the next 12 months. Think you can do that?"

The horse nodded one more time. "Yes."

"Walk back to your cruiser and turn that dash camera off then come back and I'm all yours." Kino said.

Officer Colton imply walked away to his cruiser and a moment later returned. "Okay, it's off and I withdraw the ticket and I'm giving you a sticker to put on your plate that will get you out of the civil traffic offenses."

Kino nodded and turned off his car and opened the door to get out. Once out and standing he sized up the officer, taking in his muscular chest that is easily seen and wonders how much the horse is packing. After a second of sizing each other up, Kino walks back to the cruiser to the hood of the car. Kino then turns to face the horse and strips his black shirt, revealing a black leather collar and a average body, and depositing it on the hood and look at the officer, waiting.

Officer Colton took the hint and unbutton his uniform, revealing a ripped muscular brown haired body complete with six pack abs. Kino drooled slightly from marveling at the sight before him before he snapped out of it. Kino then undid his shorts button and pushed them off, revealing a ball and cockless crotch but you can see a slit in-between his legs, his cunt.

A moan escaped Officer Colton's lips as he seen Kino cunt being revealed. "Damn..." the horse says then gropes his groin and tented pants.

Kino chuckles at the horse and spreads his legs to show his cunt more and to have it open a little. "Well, I've shown. Now you show what you're packing there, stud."

Officer Colton smiles and unzip his black uniform pants and pushes them to the ground and steps out of them, revealing a semi horse cock still growing out of his sheath. "Better?"

Kino nods his head quickly. "Yes." He said then hopped of the car hood and rubbed the growing cock. "If you don't mind, I'd like to slick it up a bit."

"Have at it, I don't mind. It needs some action..." Officer Colton said.

Kino smiles and kneels down and licks the large two foot cock. "What's your name, by the way. Your first name."

"I'm James Louis Colton." the horse replied.

Kino only nods then licks the huge member again. Moving his way under the shaft to the base before licking back up and pulling the cock down to do the ame to the top. The actions pull moan and groans from James. Kino looks up to the muscular horse as he pleases him and starts to suck the horse head.

"Oh, fuck. That's good. Really need this... no action for months now." James said, throwing his head back in pleasure.

Kino pulled off the huge cock with a pop the reaches for lube in his shorts pocket and hops back onto the cruiser hood. Leaning forward he poured lube down the shaft then in his hand. "You're going to have to lube it, I have to lube myself after all." Kino said then puts a lubes finger into his cunt and slightly moans.

"Damn, that's hot." James said then spread the lube on his cock. All the while, Kino gets three fingers into his cunt, finger fucking himself and loosening his cunt for the huge horse meat. "Fuck, ready? I want in there." James said, almost begging.

Kino chuckled at the horse's eagerness and pulls his hand out of his cunt and spreads his legs for the horse. "Is this what you want?"

James nods quickly and steps close.

"Well, put that thing in there!" Kino demanded.

James didn't waste any time and quickly closed the gap between them and pushes his horse cock in Kino's tight cunt. "Fuuuuck. Damn, you are tighter and warmer than any woman I've taken."

"Woman? Bi are we?" Kino asked after moaning at the feeling of being filled slowly.

James pushes a few inches in before saying. "Ah... Actually, no. Straight."

Kino's jaw drops in shock. "You're straight and you're fucking a cuntboy?"

"Ah... yes. I wanted to see how it felt when you said you were a cuntboy."

"I see. I think you might be considered bi-curious now. But let's get back to fucking this cunt of mine, shall we?"

"Yes." James said and nodded, pushing more and getting half of his cock in Kino's tight cunt which was about twelve inches of horse meat. "Fuck, I think you're better than a woman's pussy. Your cunt is taking my cock as if it belongs there and it feel so good, tight and warm."

Kino moans as the twelve inches slide in. "Thanks. It helps being a shapeshifter, parts like that get tight again. And I haven't had action myself for a while."

"I guess we're doing each other a favor here." James said, smiling.

"I guess. Now, could you shove the rest of it in? I like it a little rough."

"Sure." James said and did as requested and shoved the last twelve inches into Kino's cunt. The action made Kino screams out in pain, turning into pleasure toward the end.

"Oh, fuck yeah! Let's get this thing started with now." Kino said, thrusting his hips slightly. James nods his agreement and pulls out and thrust back into the warm tight cunt, setting up a steady fucking rhythm.

Neither of them said another word, only enjoying the pleasure they were getting. The only noises being their moans and groans and big horse balls slapping against skin.

"Uh... I'm close to blowing, James." Kino panted and moaned out.

"Mmmmm... Me too." James replied and sped up slightly as a result.

A few moments later Kino suddenly pushed himself onto the cock in him and howled out his release, covering James's cock in his cunt juices.

"Damn, that's hotter than when a woman does it. Fuck, I think I am bi..." James commented then thrusted suddenly, getting balls deep and started to pump stream after stream of cum into the warm chamber. "Fuck, yeah."

A good minute later James slowly withdraws his softening member and stood back for Kino to get off the hood. Though Kino doesn't move that quickly, too exhausted from the cunt fucking he had, and just laid spread eagle on the cruiser's hood, cunt juices and cum slowly running out and onto the hood.

James picks up his underwear and wipes his cock clean and then grabbed his pants and pulled then on. "Don't want to be a Debbie Downer, but can you get up? I dont want the hood to be too messy."

Kino looks up at James with a confused look then looks down to see body liquid running out of cunt and pooling on the hood. "Oh! Yeah, sorry." Kino said, the quickly hopped of the hood then grabbed his pants and going to pull them on when James offers him his underwear.

"Here. Use them to clean up a bit and keep them. A trophy, so to speak." James said, justifying his action.

Kino nodded his thanks and cleaned his cunt the best he could with the underwear then pulled on his pants and shirt. Looking as nothing happened, beside the horse's underwear in his hand. Seeing there was nothing else to do or say, Kino heads for his car.

"Hey! Wait!" James called out, dressed back into his uniform, and walked toward Kino and pulled something out of pocket, then used his pen and written something on it. "Here. It's my card. My work phone is on there and I just put my personal number on, if you want to talk or something sometime. I... I had a good time, though a little spontaneous I enjoyed it. Even if it messed with my sexuality."

Kino chuckles and takes the card from James and puts it in his wallet. "Thanks, I did too. So, maybe see you around?"

James nods. "Yes. Oh! We will actually, you need to come to the police station to get that sticker to get you out of civil offenses. Call me and see if I'm working at my desk that day, if so head in and we can get the paperwork done for it."

Kino smiles. "Okay. See later than." Kino said then turned and hopped into his car and started the engine then sped down the road.

James watched his "fuckbuddy" enter his car and speed off. Once away in the distance, he hopped into his cruiser and went for the station; he was still on duty after all...