Life in Yiggow Chapter 9
Chapter 9
It was late night Thursday evening, the furs; Douglas and Berkeley were doing their science homework when Cymaenie came down the stairs carrying a duffle bag and what looked to be some sort of toolbox. Cymaenie went towards the door opening it.
"Going out?" asked Berkeley not looking up from his homework. Douglas glanced his yellow wolf eyes up the raccoon then went back to his homework.
"Yeah," said Cymaenie rubbing his raccoon hands together. "Me and a bunch of my club buddies are going to go out tonight and do some more work on our next project."
"What's that?" asked Berkeley.
"Car motors." said Cymaenie going out the door, he poked his head back in. "Well. I'll probably see you guys tomorrow...make sure you wake me up before my class at eleven."
"You got it!"
"Just one thing babe!" said Douglas not taking his eyes away from his homework. "Can you do me a furry favor please?"
"Sure, what do you need?" asked Cymaenie who was looking at the time on his watch. "When your done with your project for tonight, could you go one over to the 24 hour nocturnal gas stations and pick me up one of those yummy cherry balls along with some wolf baby oil?"
"I'll see what I can do my wolf friend." said Cymaenie
"Make sure it's Professor Wolf Redman's Baby Oil, babe!" said Douglas pointing a claw at the raccoon.
"Sure thing, Douglas. Well, see you guys." said Cymaenie shutting the door behind him.
"You know," said Berkeley looking at the wolf. "Do you ever wonder why Cymaenie's club is so late at night?"
"What are you talking about babe?" Douglas turned looking at the clock on the stove and then back at the lizard. "It's only ten o' clock."
"Exactly!" said Berkeley raising his lizard finger. "Don't most club activities end at ten!"
"You worry to much babe." said Douglas putting all of his school papers together in a nice neat pile setting them off to the side. "You should worry about yourself and not so much about the rest of us. Douglas looked the lizard right in the eye. "We can look after ourselves."
"I know..." said Berkeley rubbing his spines on his head, "I'm just worried with all the rumors going around about us that Cymaenie could get in trouble."
Douglas waved the lizard's concerns off, "He'll be fine, he is a crafty raccoon after all!"
Berkeley thought back to his years in high school when someone was making fun of him and knocked him right on top of the concessions table. That someone was a bull, a bull ironically named Bull Lacowski. He was the school bully always picking on Douglas and Berkeley not to mention other furs smaller than him. After Bull threw Berkeley on the table he was going to take a swing at the lizard that would of knocked out four of his sharp teeth.
As Bull took the swing, Cymaenie came down swinging across the gym on a bunch of streamers. He dropped down using all his raccoon strength to kick the bull right in the back. Cymaenie sent Bull right into the air conditioner, his horns got caught in between the grating so he couldn't get out. Cymaenie then grabbed a fire extinguisher shoving it right up Bull's leathery ass and letting it rip. Bull Lacowski roared in pain as all the other furs laughed hysterically. None of teachers noticed though because Nikoli and Jackie had spiked the punch. The teachers were beyond just being toasty.
Berkeley nodded his head somewhat he did know that Cymaenie was a raccoon who could look after himself pretty well. "You're right Douglas, he can look after himself. I guess I do need to relax more."
The wolf and the lizard finished there homework, it was ten thirty. They put their books away and then just sat at the table for several seconds staring at each other.
"Want to get into our loin cloths babe?" asked Douglas with a smile.
"I wouldn't haven't any other way man!"
Both the wolf and the lizard went up stairs and got undressed. They both got into their loin cloths, Berkeley put on a yellow colored on while Douglas stuck with his traditional blue. Both the furs came back down stairs and stretched before sitting down on the couch.
"So what do you want to do?" asked Berkeley.
Douglas looked up at the ceiling in thought. "I got, we could play Sexual Twister babe!"
Berkeley gave the wolf a wry look. "I am not playing Sexual Twister!" Berkeley pointed a scaly finger at the wolf. "Least of all with you!"
"Come on babe, why not! It‘s fun" complained Douglas. He looked like he was ready to shed furiously on the spot.
"Yeah fun for you!" scoffed the lizard. "Every time me or any of the other guys play with you we always find your hand up one of our asses!"
"Well that's what your supposed to do babe!" explained Douglas, "You're supposed to get sexual according to the color and stance!" This time Douglas pointed his wolf finger at the lizard. "And it's not my fault babe, that when I spun the wheel and it said right hand green! You're but was in the way so where do you think I'm going to stick my furry hand!"
Berkeley was becoming frustrated with the wolf. "Let's just think of something else to do, okay?"
The wolf and lizard stared at the wall thinking of something they could do together. Just then a light flashed on for Douglas, he turned to look at the lizard.
"Excuse me babe, but what are you really?"
Berkeley looked confused. "What do you mean what I am I really?"
Douglas smiled wide "You know what I'm talking babe!"
Then the light clicked on for the lizard. "Oh...that...that!" Berkeley thought about the question for a moment before answering the wolf. "You know I've never really thought about that before."
"Well let me start off by asking babe, do you like women?" the wolf raised an eyebrow.
Berkeley waved the question off like it's nothing. "What kind of silly question is that? Of course I like women, I have that crush on Mary!"
"But yet, you've never asked her out yet, babe." said Douglas scratching the back of his wolf mane.
"That's because I'm afraid of what she'll think if I ask her!" Berkeley tensed up angry with what the wolf had said. Many people have always asked Berkeley that question of why he has never asked Mary out yet? It was really starting to irritate him. "I mean what would Snow Leopard like her want with lizard like me!"
"Well okay babe, don't get all hot under the collar with me!" Douglas glanced at the lizard strangely. "So what do you think of male furs?"
Berkeley seemed to struggle with the question, it was something he never thought about before at least in full context. "I don't know man...I guess I have found some men attractive."
"Like who?" said Douglas intrigued.
Berkeley started scratching his spines rapidly. "Well...let's see...I guess the characters from Japanese Furmation." Berkeley began to count off with his lizard fingers. "Charlie Buckwheat, The Eagle Men, Josh Durkakis, Oh and The Lizard Maple Leaf Men. "
"Oh alrighty, babe!" said the wolf stroking his fur underneath his chin. "What have you done when you've looked at these men furs?"
The question totally caught Berkeley off guard. He started coughing up some lizard flam, the lizard struggled to regain his composure. "How personal are you getting with these questions?"
"Just answer the question babe," Douglas raises his wolf paw giving a scouts honor. "I promise I won't tell a sole!"
"Alright...I've gotten arousals when I look at these furs." said Berkeley looking down at the ground.
The wolf was unmoved by the answer, Douglas sat with a grin crossing his face. "So, that's all just arousals?"
Berkeley stammered in amazement, "That's all? That's not just enough for you is it?"
Douglas stared at the lizard before shaking his head, "No it isn't...unless that is all?"
"Alright, there's more!" said Berkeley throwing his hands, he began scratching his lizard skin. Berkeley always scratched his scales when he was nervous. "I've masturbated to those characters a few times."
The wolf let out a chuckle getting closer to Berkeley, his eyes beaming with anticipation. "Oho! And may I ask you...have you ever done that with me?"
The lizard looked at Douglas like he was going to be sick. He kept glancing up at the wolf nervously, his yellow eyes staring, trying to look for an answer. Berkeley heaved a huge sigh as he rand his sharp nails through his hair. Then he looked back over to Douglas his tongue hanging out of his mouth. No doubt having perverted thoughts about Berkeley.
"There was this one time, where for Halloween..." Berkeley gulped hard trying to make the words come out. "You where dressed as the wolf samurai Masashi from Seven Wolves of Honor and I will admit that I did get an arousal from that and..." the lizard started biting his mouth. "That is why I went into the bathroom for an hour."
"So, then you didn't have diarrhea?" said Douglas arching an eyebrow.
The lizard slowly shook his head yes. Douglas jumped up into the air in one full wolf spring hitting his head on the ceiling. He landed on the floor with a thud. A banging then came from the floor above.
"Hey what the hell are you idiots doing down there!"
"Nothing babe...Nash, just horsing around." screamed back Douglas, he was rubbing his head.
"Well, look faggot!" screamed the fox from above. "If your going to play those types of games why don't you go out with all of AIDS giving friends!"
"I promise it won't happen again, babe!" Douglas stared at the couch before sitting down. He then stared at the TV in front of him. Berkeley looked concerned about his friend in his abysmal state.
"Douglas you okay?" asked Berkeley waving a hand in the wolf's face. The lizard was unsure but he thought he heard Douglas say "AIDS giving" in a whisper. He then snapped his fingers right in the sensitive ear of the wolf. Douglas blinked in surprise.
"Oh yes, don't worry about me babe...I'm fine." Douglas looked at the lizard smiling. "But I can't believe this babe, you being gay! I mean wow I didn't even believe it at first!" Douglas started fanning his wolf hand over his head.
Berkeley shot up in defense, "This doesn't mean anything yet? It's still too early I mean man...how could I be gay if I like Mary?" asked Berkeley looking the wolf with wide eyes.
Douglas started scratching his mane, he then looked at Berkeley with a serious expression. "I don't know babe, maybe your bisexual?"
Berkeley shook his head in disbelief. "Bisexual, I have a hard time believing that?"
"I don't know what to tell you babe, you could be...it's all up to chance." said Douglas shrugging his furry shoulders. "But I think that is enough of that for right now, so why don't we dance!"
It's Raining Men started playing on the TV after Douglas popped in a CD into the DVD player. He started dancing around in a circle singing the tune. Berkeley started bobbing his head up an down, before shaking his hips. The wolf looked over at Berkeley he started smiling. "Hey man, that's the way to do it! That's the lizard I love!"