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"I don't understand Kole!" Vladan Glupi said. "Why did we allow them to win once again?" He asked as the four AbortUSed once seated themselves around the table of slina. It was made out of magic glass and underneath it was the every shifting faceless green slina, which they drew power from. But this was no ordinary slina, this was the slina from the pool from which they were all AbortUSed from.

"That's because you are stupid!" Kole responded with a hiss. "I have explained to you a thousand times over and I most certainly don't plan on explaining it yet again." He shifted in his chair in their headquarters. "...and Aco, please stop doing that!" He said to Aco, who was having trouble accommodating in his chair due to his big belly.

"I cant help it if I'm big!" Aco said to his defense as he continued to struggle.

"Well then, now you know the reasons why they call you fat, Vladan stupid and Njenjic hairy!" Kole said as he rose his legs on the table. "And before you ask Vladan, we call Njenjic hairy because he shaved and had a haircut this morning and his hair has grown completely back by now." He mocked Vladan who wanted to say something.

"It's not that Kole. Can you PLEASE explain once again why we let them win?" Vladan politely asked.

"Ahhh..." Kole sighed as he took off his black sunglasses and rubbed the orbs of slina he had for eyes. "...fine." He said.

Kole got up and walked across the slina stained floor. The slina on the floor were in fact their former subjects. Some of them 1000s of years old, however the more they served their masters the more they began to turn to slina. In the end, they all melted down into a barely conscious pool of slina that was now on the floor of the headquarters of the Slina masters. Humans, furries, aliens and creatures of all kind were in that giant pool of slina that kole walked on. For no mortal man could possibly withstand against its might, unless he had the support of sustina. Even some immortals who are naturally resistant to it decided to follow kole and doomed themselves to be a pool of slina under his feet.

The people in slina as I said were VERY barely conscious and they conformed themselves to each other, but mostly to kole, anything he demanded they obeyed and right now he walked over them to the slina stained map on the wall.

"Does this look familiar Vladan?" Kole pointed to the small isle on the map.

"Yes it does, we were there yesterday, fighting the levati" (that's how slina soldiers called the non slina blinded people). "But what I don't understand is why we let them win!?" He demanded.

"Patients Vladan." Kole hissed and the slina on the floor, which was once a fox morph shivered as koles spit fell on it. "You remember why we were there yes?" He asked as he proceeded to answer the question himself. "We were there for the shard of the spit of the holy Orgazmas, the creator of this world and many more worlds. We knew that he would not send his embodiment Orgazmatron to fight us and we know those levats called Sustina gods wont interfere." Kole said. "We were lucky for that, for their bas is at least three times better than mine" (bas is how Kole's weapon was called, his staff that is and he was referring to the god of sustina who used bas).

"Yes and?" Vladan motioned for Kole to continue.

"We all know the shard of the spit of the holy Orgazmas is a fragment of that power (the spit of Orgazmas) which created this world. Therefore it holds tremendous power and I have found a way to make it grant a person ANY wish he or she has. The down side of this is that the spell requires some time to take effect and that the shard can be used only once before exploding." Kole proceeded with the explanation.

"Yes, I KNOW ALL THAT!" Vladan said impatiently. "But what I don't know is why we intentionally lost?" He added.

"Well, AS I SAID! The spell takes time to take effect, I don't know how long, maybe a day maybe a century, but I WILL KNOW when it is finished!" Kole proclaimed as he grabbed a drop of slina from the ground looking into the once proud body and soul of the former wolf morph warrior which once served him.

"Now you see, if we won, like you wanted..." Kole looked at Vladan as he threw the slina at the floor. "...then the entire surrounding area would be aware of us and even possibly our plans. And since we know that gods of Sustina and Orgazmas can only passively aid them, they would unite under their influence and VERY likely fight us and destroy us before we could cement our foothold there. Even worse, it could have turned into an all out end battle between the forces of Slina and Sustina. Now that we lost, it is much safer to assume that the enemy is not aware of our plans." Kole finished his speech and grabbed a cup, he took some of the slina from the ground and drank it to ease his throat as it has run dry from the speech he gave. The poor souls trapped within screaming for salvation.

"I see." Vladan said as he rubbed his chin.

"The only problem were the dragons, they were not supposed to be..." Kole said, before a loud "CRACK" interrupted them. Kole didn't even bother to look at the direction from which the sound came from, he knew all too well what happened.

"Aco... this is the FOURTH CHAIR THIS MONTH!" He yelled as Aco struggled to get up from the chair debris covered in slina.

"Come on Kole, give the man a break!" Njenjic finally got in the conversation. "After all, we have more important things to attend to." He said.

"Yes! Yes we do!" Kole said as he looked upward, towards the ceiling as he sensed the powerful Sustina energies eyeing him.

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At the same time in a different place.

The five men were looking thru their portal image mirror of Sustina at the AbortUSed four, with Kole looking back at them.

The five gods of Sustina were chilling in one of their regular chilling spots while looking at their enemies. They were all drinking strange exotic beverages that no mortal could ever hope of tasting. They were sitting in a oddly shaped object beyond description, with their bubanj ( the weapon used by Vladan and kuzma of the Sustina gods) hanging from the ceiling. Like their enemies, the five were oddly dressed.

Veliki Todor, or the Great Todor, the primus inter pares of the five had bright red hair and was dressed in a black and red combination, wearing what is today known as a kilt.

"Oh god, what are those four blinded by slina (that's how they called the AbortUSed four) up to this time?" He said making an annoyed face.

"Not much..." The dragon said, sitting next to him, he was dressed in a green kimono, metallic latex green thighs, black combat boots and had a red and black winter hat all over his face. "They just want to use the shard of the spit of the holy Orgazmas to blind everyone on earth by slina." He said as he polished his reket (one weapon the sustina gods had and the slina gods didn't). It was a strange thing, with a lot of strings parallely crossing each other to form small squares in the top end and the lower end was a handle extension for it, it was bent a bit, but that's a story for another time, suffice to say it was bent in one of the epic battles against slina.

"WHAT! How long have you known that and why didn't you tell us!?" Great Todor's perfect face (which was perfect like the rest of him) turned to a surprised one.

"Relax, I took care of it, I gave some sustina to this guy by lightning and..." The dragon then started explaining his aid to the anti stih side in the battle.

*Flashback*

"I must admit, we have to hang out more, it was fun visiting you old friend." The dragon said as he talked with his old friend the holy orgazmas. The two talked in the magical realm of haustor, which was the home of Orgazmas.

"Yes, I quite agree!" Orgazmas replied, to the average mortal he looked like the endless piece of pink flesh. "But I'm afraid I must ask you for your help. You see, recently a evil being has came in contact with one of the shards of my spit." Orgazmas explained.

"The spit that created this world?" The dragon asked.

"The one and only my friend!" Orgazmas replied, opening a image mirror from the clouds above the battlefield. "Now these humans are fighting this threat so unknown to me." Orgazmas said as he pointed to the stih army and Kole with a magical finger, which looked like it was made from air.

"They are the ones blinded by slina, they are the mortal enemies of me and my friends, the gods of sustina." The dragon said as he neared the mirror.

"I have figured that much, that's why I invited you. But the rest... I don't know." Orgazmas explained.

"Well, if all four gods of slina are there to retrieve a shard of your spit, then we must act!" The dragon said, worryingly rubbing his chin.

"Don't worry!" Replied orgazmas. "He (he pointed at Kole) has put a spell on the shard, since it has not yet thickened and solidified, it can't be used, since its still semi liquid, BUT if his spell works and he turns it solid..."

"...he will use it to grant him his ultimate desire!" The dragon finished. "And his ultimate desire is to blind the world with slina!" He said as he thought of his course of action and then said: "He wants to lose this battle, so as to not attract attention. I doubt the mortals know of the shards existence as they would have used it a long long time ago." The dragon said as he was deep in thought.

"I can't act physically in the world like you can, can you please aid me in this issue?" Orgazmas begged.

"Of course old friend and I shall start by helping these mortals first!" The dragon said as he took his reket and put it thru the magic mirror. His body started to emit power and at the tip of his reket (which was in the clouds above the place where the battle took place) sparks were igniting. Suddenly a lightning bolt was sent down to earth. The dragon used his god like powers to slow down time.

"Now let's see, to which mortal shall I grant the privilege of being my champion." He said to himself as he quickly scanned everyone with his powers. He stopped at Bistri, who was just raising his sword.

"Young, proud, full of honor, life, sustina.... Yes... you shall be the one!" The dragon said as he let the sustina infused thunder hit Bistris sword.

*End of flashback*

"...and then they kicked Koles ass and he teleported back to his lair, which we saw just now." The dragon explained.

"Do we have to fight them again?" Kuzma asked, he was dressed in green pajamas.

"Do we have to? I don't feel like it?" David added, his weapon was the same as Kole's, he and the last god of Sustina Bojic were dressed more normally than their companions.

"Zmaje (the ancient word for dragon), can you take care of this?" Bojic asked.

"Mehhhh... ok I will, it sound like it will be fun." The dragon responded.

"Then it is settled, you dragon go and take care of this!" Great Todor confirmed.

"Alright, alright, just let me finish my drink first." The dragon started drinking his drink thru the hat as he got ready to take care of his quest.