(TMNT 2003) The good, the bad and two hot heads

Story by Dylan WolfBlade on SoFurry

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#2 of TMNT


"Too slow." Mikey says dodging another one of Raph's attacks. He slaps him on the head and jumps over Raph. "Shut it!" Raph attacks again with no success hitting a stone beam. "Haha looks like I'm faster than Raph." Mikey sweep kicks Raph as he charges. His shell makes a thud on the ground. Mikey pulls down his right eye lid. "I'm better than Raph. Nana nana na!" "Shut it Mikey!" He flips up and charges again but Mikey strikes him with a kick to the face. He is thrown back into some wooden staffs. "Enough! Michelangelo, acceptional performance." Master Splinter says. "You know it! I got the skills to pay the bills!" Mikey turns around and walks toward the others. Raph, consumed by anger, grabs a staff and charges at Mikey screaming. He slides the staff under Mikey and flips him up. The staff smacks into his stomach as he lands on the ground. Raph gets on top of him. "Whoa whoa. Take it easy, Raph. You win! You're the best!" "Rapheal that's enough!" Master Splinter knocks Raph to the ground with his walking stick. "I-I don't know what came over me. I j-just got angry and." "That wasn't cool, Raph." Leo says helping Mikey up. "You've got to control your temper, Raph." Donny says while Master Splinter helps Raph up. "Anger is a dangerous weapon, my son. Anger will destroy you and your opponent. You need to learn how to control before you can become a true ninja." Raph is released and he storms out of the lair. He climbs to the rooftops and runs all around the city. When he stops he finds the Purple Dragons trying to steal someone's purse. He is about to jump in when the gang is attacked by a man in a hockey mask. The crap is beat out of them but this man has funeral plans for these goons. So Raph jumps in and battles the man saying anger is a dangerous thing. (Finally he realized it.) The man doesn't listen and he hops on his motorcycle and challenges Raph to fight at Midnight, Central Park. He goes home and him and his brothers prepare trying to help the mislead guy. Donny finishes the shell racer and a little surprise for Raph. They notice the hockey masked man as they are going to Central Park. Donny introduces Raph's new Motorcycle and he chases the man into the park. They are then surrounded by the Purple Dragons and fight together. Raph learns his name is Casey Jones and they become best friends not to mention they are both hot heads so they'll get along just fine.

Three days before Casey and Aprils Wedding-

"I can't believe nobody came Raph." Casey says closing the door to his apartment. "Well April probably invited everyone too. She invited me too but I can't ditch my best friend." He responds. "Thanks Raph, that means more for you and me, aye shells for brains." "More what, bone head." Raph says. "My cousin, Sid, bought me this for me after we helped him. It's a kind of drink." Casey holds up 2 cases of Beer. "What's it made of?" "I don't know. He said it's really good though." He takes two out and hands it to Raph. Raph pops the cap off with his shell and Casey does the same with his hockey stick. They take a sip and are intrigued. "Mm this is kinda good, Jones. Looks like Sid did something good for once" Raph says taking another gulp. "Yeah told ya it was and Sid's as great as me." "You know ya insulted yourself." The two jump on the couch to watch some TV and talk to each other. "So *gulp* have you and April, ya know." Raph puts his two fingers in a circle and puts his other finger through. "Um... wait how do you know about sex?" Casey asks taking another Beer out and tossing it to Raph. "Ya kidding me. Remember when the guys and I got trapped in the future." "Yeah. Wish I could've gone." Casey complains. "Well in that time I was hot. Or so they said." "Or so who said? Come on don't leave details out." Casey says. "XNXX duh. Oh yeah they haven't come out yet. Anyway, the bros didn't even now I was famous. I was like a male prostitute." Raph explains. "Whoa. The girls paid ya to fuck 'im. You were a porn star, weren't ya." "Well sort of. Yes, I was a porn star. Had sex left and right and got money for sex by the producers, not the girls. Probably had sex with more girls than you've ever met. So have you had sex yet, Puck Brains." "Really. You think this face wouldn't get no girls. Ha course I have, I pity those girls ya fucked though." Casey laughs taking another beer out. "What's that suppose to mean? Huh Jones?" Raph says drinking another beer. "Those girls were all human, right. And the producers paid ya, right." "Ya, sort of, so what?" Raph says a little angered. "It means they probably didn't want you to fuck them. They just had sex with ya because they got paid and that was that." Casey laughs while Raph gulps down the last of his beer. "Yeah, the masked buffoon is right, oh wait, totally forgot. They gave me their numbers and I had sex with them after the video shoot too. Haha, like you could get a girl, dipstick." Raph laughs finishing his twelfth beer. Casey also finishes his beer and shakily stands up and tackles Raph off the sofa. "Nimrod!" "Dork!" The two wrestle around knocking down a lot of stuff. "Puke brain!" "Lightweight!" "Geek!" "Gak Face!" The two stop as they land on the broken kitchen table. The two start laughing and head for bed.

Morning- Casey wakes up on his bed. His head his pounding and his room is covered with his clothes. "Ugh. My head hurts. Where am I?" He moves his feet to the side but hits something. His vision isn't quite clear yet so he rubs his eyes. As his vision clears, he screams. He sees Ralph laying next to him naked. (No mask or weapons with dick hanging out.) Raph wakes up and flies up fists clenched. "Huh what happened?" He turns to Casey then he screams. "Dude your naked! I'm naked! What the hell is going on?" Raph and Casey push each back and separate. Casey feels a sharp pain in his ass. He touches it and pain strikes him. "Aw man. You've got to be kidding me." He grabs his head from the pain. "Haha Oh my god I fucked you." He stops and puts his hand to his head also. "Oh my god I fucked you! What the hell happened?" "I don't know! The Beer. We got drunk and...Oh my god." Raph and Casey back away slowly but Casey falls from the headache. Raph puts away his dick and tries to help him up without touching anything, private. He lies him on the bed and covers him with the clothes on the bed. "We tell nobody about this. Got it." Casey says. "Well duh. Why the fuck would I tell anyone!" Raph screams. "Okay okay. But can you still be my best man, Raph?" "Even after that you want me to be your best man?" Raph says gladly. "Well yeah. Even if we fucked you're my best friend. Besides I think we were drunk." Casey says. "Course I will. Someone needs to look after you hotshot." "Thanks geek." The two awkwardly laugh as they get dressed and plan for his wedding.

Wedding day- Casey is worried and won't stop fainting. Raph keeps him upright as he gets him ready. They arrive at the barn house and start the service. During the marriage, Raph can't help think about their drunk night together and neither could Casey. While saying their I do's, Casey was shuddering and Raph had to finish it for him. April and Casey kissed and left for their honeymoon leaving Raph in a very confused state along with Casey.

Six Months later- Raph leaves the lair and goes for a quick run on the roof tops after being ignored and annoyed by his brothers. He stops on the roof of Casey's and reflects. Raph is hit in the back of the head with a stick and he turns around to see his opponent. The man is wearing a hockey mask and laughing. "Damn it Casey!" "Hehe. Haven't seen you in a while knucklehead." He responds. "Haven't seen you in a while too, Nimrod." There's an awkward silence before Raph breaks it. "So how ya been?" "Oh uh well. We haven't done it yet." Casey says a bit sad. "What! You've been married for six months!" "I know. She wants to wait for a first year anniversary. The only sex I've had for the past six months was with y-" He stops before he could say you. Another silence befalls upon them. "So what you been up to?" Casey asks. "Ya know the usual. Training, stopping the foot clan and the purple dragons. So, why haven't you come around?" Raph says. "I could be asking you the same thing." Casey says. "So... ya wanna go for a ride?" Raph asks. "Sorry, dude. April made me sell my bike after we got married." "Well I gotta spare at the lair. Follow me." Raph takes off and Casey follows. They reach the lair and walk in just as Leo, Donny and Mikey finish training. "Hey guys. Whatcha doing?" Casey says. "Oh hey Casey. Raph." The three walk away and go to the TV's. "What's their problem? I didn't do nothing." Casey says walking to the elevator. "They're mad at me for some reason. I ain't gotta clue why." Raph says. "Haha, typical Raph. Anger got in the way." "Probably and don't leave yourself out maniac." Raph says stepping into the elevator. "Who you calling a maniac?" The elevator closes and rises up to topside.

"Master Splinter. I don't think this is working." Donny says. "Yeah Raph is just ignoring us back. You know how hard hearted he is." Leo says. "Actually it's working perfectly." "What do you mean? Is it because of Casey?" Mikey asks. "Precisely." The turtles grunt in confusion. "In due time my sons. Now time to train!" Master Splinter smacks his stick on the ground and the three spring up.

In the Garage- The door slowly opens as the sounds of motor engines fill the air. The motorcycles take off, Ralph on the red one and Casey on the black one. "Wahoo." They break off riding as fast as they could. Feeling the wind on their faces, they remember the good old days. Casey rides up to Raph, "Race you around Central Park and back, knucklehead." "Eat my dust, hotshot." Raph powers ahead while Casey catches up. They are wheel to wheel almost to Central Park, when Raph breaks from Casey going the wrong direction. Casey laughs and reaches the park. He circles around but is cut off by Raph. "You've gotten rusty, Jones." Raph pulls far ahead passing a green light as it turns red, making Casey stop. Casey turns around and goes a different way around. Raph is just 100 yards away from the garage when Casey slams into him. "Rusty huh?" The two are neck and neck as they are 20 yards away. Ralph flips a switch on the bike and powers ahead but Casey notices the switch also and they finish at the same time. "Wahoo I won! Suck it, Jones!" Raph says. "You kidding me! I won!" Casey says arguing with Raph. The two laugh and agree they tied after arguing for a moment. "Wow. I haven't rode a motorcycle in months." "Ha me too." Raph says. "Wait but you have these things all to yourself." Casey says confused. "I know. But it's no fun riding alone. Donny can't ride this as good as you. Mikey's too much of a goofball always breaking it. And Leo just says no every time." "That's horrible. Well for a great ride. I'm gonna treat you to dinner. Where do you want to eat?" "Oh I know the best turtle allowed place in the city. Follow me." He starts his engine and rides off Casey right behind him. They round the block and park in front of a Japanese place called Murakami noodles. The two enter the noodle shop and are greeted by a man with glasses. "Sup, Murakami-san." Raph says. "Oh hello Rapheal. And who is your friend, your girlfriend?" He shakes Casey's hand. "Oh sorry my mistake. Hello sir, what is your name?" A little angered Casey answers. "Casey Jones." "Glad to meet you. Would you like the usual Rapheal?" Mr. Murakami asks. "Yes, please. Can we get two orders?" Raph responds. "No problem. This blind old man can 'see' you guys are hungry." Casey's face is relieved now knowing that Mr. Murakami is blind. "Haha he thought you were a girl." Raph laughs as Casey blushes. "You do smell like a girl. Oh not to mention ya shake like a girl, too." Casey grabs Raph's hand and squeezes it. "How 'bout now?" "Oh you're going down!" Raph and Casey arm wrestle. "So how did you and Murakami-San meet?" Casey asks sitting down. "It's quite a tale." Mr. Murakami says. "I was being attacked by the Purple Dragons and Raph and his brothers saved me. Later I was captured by the foot and the Purple Dragons but they saved me again. I was grateful and began serving them food. The food they suggested was crazy but it became my biggest hit." He brings out two plates. "Pizza Gyoza." The two stop their competition. Raph gobbles the whole thing down. "Oh and I almost forgot." Murakami brings out some Sake. "Oh thank you Mr. Murakami." Raph took a few shots of the alcoholic beverage. Casey tastes the food and gobbling it down. He also takes a few shots of the Sake. They finish their meal and they wash their dishes for Mr. Murakami. Casey is about to pay for the meal but Mr. Murakami says it's on the house for protecting his shop from the mutant outbreak. They say their thanks and exit with Sake and Pizza Gyoza in their doggy bag. They bike to the lair and notice the time. Raph asks if Casey would like to spend the night and he agrees. They enter the lair only to be ignored by Raph's brothers again. They head to Raph's room and finish their Sake and Pizza Gyoza. They have a few laughs before falling asleep.

Morning- Raph wakes up on his bed and rubs his eyes. He sees Casey, naked again, sleeping on top of him. He screams and pushes Casey off the bed waking him. Casey screams also noticing him and Raph are naked once more. "You've got to be kidding me!" Casey gets up and feels his ass for any pain but nothing. "Okay I don't think we did anything." Casey says. "And why do you think that?" Raph says. "Because my ass doesn't hurt." Relief could be seen on their faces. Raph tries to get up but a sharp pain aches his ass. "Oh you've got to be joking." He says looking at Casey. "What is it?" Casey says. He realizes Raph is in pain and his eyes widen. He laughs a little before freaking out. "We seriously need to talk about alcohol and us." Casey says. Raph agrees and dresses himself. Casey does the same and they exit the room, Raph in slight pain. Leo, Mikey and Donny were sitting down and eating. Raph grabs an ice pack before asking his brothers something. "Um guys." Raph says getting their attention. "Do you know what Casey and I did last night?" The three ignore Raph returning to their eating. "Ugh listen up Shell Heads. What did we do last night?" Casey asks. "Alright, Casey." Raph turns around in anger and leaves for his room. "You and Raph entered my lab and were drunk as ever, or at least Raph was. He broke a few of my machines before leaving you saying you're sorry." Donny said. "You guys went into my room next and threw an empty Sake bottle at me. I nearly soiled my shell dude. Never wake a sleeping turtle." Mikey says. "You woke me up with the noise and wrestled around in the center of the lair destroying a lot of stuff." Leo says disappointed. "Seriously we were drunk again." A memory of Raph and him wrestling and kissing entered his mind. 'I can't believe it. I wasn't drunk at all.' Casey thought. "Did you remember something, Case?" Mikey asks. "Uhh no. I just have to know why are you guys being so mean to Raph. He's really hurt even though he doesn't want to show it." Casey says. "He's actually depressed." Donny says. "He's so hard hearted. We didn't even know." "So why were you?" Casey asks again. "Master Splinter told us to ignore him as training. We don't know why but we have to talk to him, where's Raph?" Leo says. Casey brings them to his room but he isn't there. Leo, Donny and Mikey run to the upper ground to go look for Raph. Casey takes his motorcycle. He looks everywhere around Central Park and around the garage. He even checks Mr. Murakami but no luck. He remembers where they went after they became friends. It was a long shot but he had to try it. He parks his bike in the garage and takes the turtle copter to the Statue of Liberty. He climbs to the top where the torch is. Luckily it's not tourist day so there's no one there. He sees Raph on the flames of the torch, crying. He climbs the torch and sits down next to Raph. "Leave me alone, Casey." Raph says wiping his tears. "Raph, your brothers are looking everywhere for you. Why'd you leave?" Casey asks. "They don't care about me anymore. They've been ignoring me for the past month, only sharing a few words with me. No one cares about me anyway, so might as well be in my favorite place." Raph says looking out to the sea. Casey brings Raph's face to his and kisses him. He releases him leaving Raph in shock. "They do care about you and I do too. Ignoring you is part of your training from Master Splinter. They don't even know why they had to. Besides I know why you're up here." Raph blushes wildly and fidgets. "How did you-" "This is the first place I took you when we became friends. And I have a confession, last night, I wasn't drunk, you drank all the Sake." Raph's eye widen with relief. "Great." Raph says. "What do you mean?" Casey says. "Three nights before the wedding, at your bachelor party, I think I wasn't drunk. I wanted to try and spend more time before you were going to be taken away. But I kinda lost it. Like right now." Raph brings Casey in for a kiss. It's much longer and more passionate. Raph gets on top of Casey and rubs his tongue in Casey's mouth. Casey dances with Raph's tongue, being very passionate. They break and Casey is awestruck. "And I have another confession. I was no porn star in the future. You were my first." Raph says. "That's good because I've never had sex before. You were my first too. Now why don't we go home." Casey says.

At the lair (Raph's bedroom)-

Casey tackles Raph onto the bed and they kiss again. They're very short kisses because they are taking off their clothes at the same time. Raph takes off his red bandana and belt with his weapons. Casey takes off his tank top, jeans, shoes and sock leaving his boner to show through his boxers. Raph rubs his hand over Casey's dick. Casey jolts at the sudden touch but edges into Raph's hand. Now making out, Raph's dick comes out and stiffens. The two rub and grind against each other. Casey slips his boxers off, comparing his dick to Raph's. About the same Casey takes his hand and wraps it around Raph's green dick and strokes it. Wanting to pleasure Casey, Raph moves down and swallows Casey's dick, choking on it a little. "Whoa. Slow down. Don't choke." Casey says. Raph ignores Casey and shoves the whole thing into his mouth, strengthening his gag reflex. He gags a little but bobs his head leaving Casey lightheaded. He pulls Raph off and rubs some saliva off Raph's mouth. "Do you know what 69 is?" "Course I do." Raph responds. Getting into position Casey gets on top of Raph and begins sucking his dick. Raph grunts in pleasure and breathes deeply. "It's not a 69 if you don't try, shell head." Casey says. "*growl* I'll show you, bonehead." Raph grabs and swallows Casey's dick stopping him from sucking. He grunts in pleasure keeping him from continuing his sucking. "Look who's not trying now." Raph says in between sucks. Casey growls and humps Raph's mouth. Raph does the same choking Casey. The two suck each other hard, grunting and panting. Raph stops sucking and takes up Casey's ass. He licks his finger and inserts it into Casey's ass while sucking his dick. Casey gasps in pleasure. He gets angry at the thought of Raph topping him, he inserts two fingers into Raph's ass. Raph inserts his second, a bit angered. Casey shoves four fingers to match Raph's two huge ones. They stop and take their fingers out. "I think the winner of the bike race should top? Which was me." Raph says. "I beg to differ." Casey tackles Raph on the bed and turns him around. "I think I won." "Oh really Raph flips Casey and now is face to face in missionary position. He kisses Casey stopping his struggles. He breaks leaving Casey relaxed. "Luckily you lubricated me enough." Raph inserts his dick into Casey's hole. "Growl. You dork." Casey says as he grunts in pain. "Dorks wouldn't top, geek." Raph says laughing. He slides in and out of Casey's ass. Casey wraps his legs around Raph's shell and brings him in for a long kiss. Humping Casey, he grunts while kissing Raph. Casey feels the pleasure filling his body. Raph keeps thrusting, not hard and painful like when he was drunk six months ago. Raph goes slow and nice like Casey did last night. "Wanna do the same thing tonight?" Raph asks. "Y-yeah. But I-I'll top." Casey says squinting. He opens his mouth and breathes, making a loud sound. Raph kisses him again silencing him. The two sweat from their body heat getting the bed a little wet. "Urg. I'm close, Casey." "Harder Raph!" Casey screams. Following orders Raph thrusts harder and harder shaking the bed. He squints and gasps. "Here it comes! RAWR!" Raph releases his sperm into Casey and Casey squirts all over Raph and him. Raph takes his dick out of Casey's ass and falls beside him. "Seems like someone liked that." Raph said laughing. "Haha tonight you're going to feel that good." Casey says. They look at each other while passion. "I love you, shell head." "I love you too, hotshot." They bring it in for another kiss.

Outside Raph's room-

"Is this the lesson you wanted to show us Sensei? Sex?" Leo asks. "No my sons. Mikey, Donny; do you know what I was trying to teach?" "Love?" Mikey asks. "Raph's dominant attitude proceeds him." Donny says. "Um no, it's friendship is never lost just misplaced." Master Splinter said. "I don't get it. That's not friendship." Mikey says. "Ugh it's the concept Mikey. Raph and Casey haven't seen each other in months and still are best friends." Donny says. "But they aren't friends anymore." Mikey says. Leo smacks his head. "Yes they are. Oh my god you are hopeless."

Two days later-

"I hope April can understand. She ain't one to get it." Casey says opening the door to her shop. "Haha sounds like Mikey." Raph says turning on the lights. "Well they have been training and hanging out. They are like best friends." The two walk into the dinning room of April's apartment. She is sitting down organizing some clothes and magazines. "Um hey April can we talk." She screamed, "Finally! I've been wondering when you two will get together." She was pointing at Casey and Raph's hands. The two release their grip not even realizing they were holding hands. "Um why are you excited about this?" Casey says confused. "For the past few months you've been talking in your sleep Casey. That little excursion you and Rapheal had. I know all about. Mikey and I have been talking about for like ever." Mikey bursts through the opening in the window. "So April. I've thought about your outfits and they totally...clash." Mikey is shocked that Casey and Raph are there. "I didn't know you were going to tell her today!" He screams but Raph and Casey's laughter is drowning him out. "Did somebody order a fashionista?" Casey says. "Mikey the fashion turtle. Has a nice ring to it. Don't cha think, Case?" The two fall over laughing. "Anyway!" April screams grabbing their attention. "I'm happy you found someone else cause you've been a bit whinny. Just saying. I mean moving in with you have been horrid. You've complained about the water, the open space, the lack of motorcycle space and don't even get me started on..." Raph and Casey stopped her before she could say anything else. "So April? These pants with these shirts, yay or nay" Mikey says getting laughed at by Raph and Casey again. "Shut it! Raph and Casey would you mind leaving Mikey and I to our cleanup." "Alright. Later Fashion Boy." Raph says. The two run out laughing before Mikey throws a few throwing stars at them. Later that week, Casey moved in with Raph and lived happily training, fighting and stopping crimes together. Raph and Casey grew obsessed with alcohol and loved it. They would cause drunk mischief every other day. One night they came back after a drunk run and Casey was grazed by a bullet. Raph had a knife stuck in his shell and they had blood over them. No more alcohol for them, Master Splinter banned them from anything alcoholic after that and after they destroyed the lair, three times.