Everyone Could Use a Bigger Penis
Okay, now I'm REALLY digging into the archives. This is not such a good story, but I think it was a good idea. Talked to Lemuel on Yahoo! IM and he reminded me of this story. He wrote a story using the same idea! It's much better and much more detailed than what I did, but this must have been 2002-ish. Go read it! He's got some other good stories in there too.
CHAPTER 1 - The E-mail
Without junk mail, the Internet would definitely be a lot less noisy than it is today. Every day I must get about five or ten messages begging me to get a home loan or buy steak knifes. One time, for about a week straight, I received three messages every day offering me "custom made tobacco pipes." Don't these marketers ever learn? And don't even get me started on the porn spam. I can't believe how many of these I get... and probably eighty percent of the spam I get is about sex.
So today when I sat down to check my email, I wasn't expecting too much new or interesting. A couple emails from friends, maybe something from a newsgroup or two. And, naturally, the spam.
I usually check my email by scanning the subjects and deleting the ones I won't read without opening them. There were twenty new messages today, and I figured about half would be spam. I wasn't disappointed. Click, click, click, cli-
This one was new. The subject read, "Everyone Could Use A Bigger Penis!" Intriguing, if not incredibly original. Still, I decided I'd read it... figured it'd be good for a laugh at the very least.
I finished scanning the unopened emails and then started going through the nine that were left. The first couple were just order confirmations from stores, and then I got to the "bigger penis" mail:
EVERYONE COULD USE A BIGGER PENIS!!!!
Whether you want to admit it or not, everyone could use a bigger penis. Wives, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends... it's great to have and feels great when it's used! Besides that, a large penis is a great confidence builder - no more fears and doubts!
With this in mind, SPHR Industries has developed a great way for males to increase their penis size with no pumps, weights, stretching, or pills. In fact, it doesn't take any work at all!
Just click here!
Right, I thought to myself. Like that could ever happen. Still, I figured, what could it hurt? I clicked on the link and waited for the page to load - and was met with large, black text on a pale blue background that read, "Thank you for your order. You will begin to see results soon."
Naturally, I was very confused... I hadn't ordered anything! What a joke. Very non-sequitur, I thought to myself. Oh well. I closed the window and finished reading my email, then went to a couple chat rooms and, after a couple hours, stretched, yawned, and trudged into the kitchen for a late snack. I felt really wiped, for some reason, but also very hungry. Good thing it's a Friday, at least. I can sleep in tomorrow.
I grabbed a bag of popcorn and popped it, then flopped down in a chair in front of the TV. I found a classic 'B' movie and was thoroughly enjoying myself when I nodded off.
CHAPTER 2 - The Call
I am NOT a morning person. Mornings and I do not get along. But the thing is, I don't like to sleep past noon. Go figure. So, when I woke up this morning, I looked at the clock, and it read 11:30 AM. Not too bad a sleep for a weekend.
My mouth felt very cottony and dry, probably from the popcorn. I really had to brush my teeth and go to the bathroom. The clothes I wore yesterday felt really tight and uncomfortable, especially my jeans. I hate sleeping in anything at all, though, so that's probably why.
I pulled off my shirt and idly scratched my chest as I strolled into the bathroom. I grabbed my toothbrush, squeezed some mint toothpaste onto it, and started scrubbing. I looked at myself in the mirror as I did. I'm twenty-two and short, so a lot of people think I'm only eighteen or so. I don't mind, though, hopefully they'll think that when I'm fifty too. I've got the traditional otter's face, small, those clich twinkling black eyes, stubby neck, short ears, etc. Very light chocolate fur, which I've been told is soft and full, great for snuggling with. Anyways, I'm in good shape, lots of tone, though not a lot of muscle. I finished brushing and rinsed my mouth out, then smacked my lips. I always like the way my mouth tastes after I brush. Simple minds, simple pleasures, I think is how the saying goes.
Lunch. Food. Yum. Cold cereal was definitely sounding good. I had three bowls - far more than the normal one bowl I eat.
About 3:30, the phone rang. I picked it up and said, "Hello?"
"Hey, Jessie, how's it going?"
It was Guy, one of my coworkers. He's a big guy, more than seven feet tall. One of the biggest moose I've ever seen.
"Nabad, Guy, how're you doing?"
"Good! Listen, want to meet me at the mall later? We can have dinner and stuff. I got to shop and don't want to go it alone."
"No problem... how about five?"
"Sure thing! Meet you in the food court!"
I hung up the phone after I heard the click and grinned. Guy was a great guy to hang out with, full of energy and spunk. And I do mean spunk! Not that we were boyfriends or anything, but we did enjoy the occasional night together. Like tonight would turn out, no doubt.
I spent the next hour on my computer, reading some email and chatting to a couple friends. About half past four I left the house and started walking to the mall. It was only a few blocks from my apartment, so I didn't mind the walk, even in the chilly January weather. Before I left, I changed my pants. The pair of jeans I had on was feeling way to constrictive. Probably shrunk a lot in the last wash.
CHAPTER 3 - The Mall
I found a table at the food court visible from the door and checked the clock. 4:55. Not too bad, I thought. The walk took longer than I thought it would, but I didn't see Guy anywhere.
I hummed to myself and idly checked out the guys walking around. Some of them were really hung! Their bulges were plainly obvious... I counted at least a dozen guys with packages that must have been well up to and over eight inches. At a table a few feet away, a handsome cerval was chatting it up with a pretty ocelot, no doubt his girlfriend. From the angle I was watching them, slightly below and away, I could see the ocelot with her feet in the cerval's lap, and the cerval's giant erection. It lay on its side, stretching out horizontally. I could visibly see it pulsing and throbbing, snaking its way through the folds of his beige slacks until it reached all the way across and started to curve down over his waist. He continued to smile at his girlfriend and chat away as his paw reached down and adjusted it, pushing it down his right leg, obviously a more comfortable position for it. It expanded even more down there, reaching most of the way down his thigh! I couldn't believe it... that cerval was hung!
He looked over at me and noticed my staring. Thinking I was looking at his girl, he flashed me a thumbs up sign and flicked his ears at me, grinning hugely at his apparent conquest of the striking ocelot as said ocelot was searching through her purse for something. I smiled weakly and nodded, still shocked by the size of his schlong.
Turning away, I realized I had a raging hard on myself, and quickly pulled my jacket over my crotch, obscuring it from view. Subtly reaching down, I quickly adjusted myself down there, much as the cerval had, and... and... and realized that my cock was nearly five inches longer than it should be.
It was nearly a foot long, at best guess. I could hardly believe it.
"Something interesting down there?"
Guy startled me out of my reverie, and I snapped my head up to look at him. He grinned at me, a bemused expression on his face.
"Want something to eat first, or should we just mall walk for a bit? Or are you busy?"
I was still trying to comprehend my larger penis... I hear myself saying, "Let's eat first... do you want to order? You know what's good around here. I'll pay ya back."
Guy nodded and turned around to leave, still smirking. I sneaked another quick glance at myself. And then I remembered the e-mail.
"Oh shit... it worked!" I mumbled to myself. I didn't know how or why it worked, but for some reason... "Everyone could use a bigger penis... oh wow..."
"Say, Jessie, do you want Mexican or Italian? I forgot to ask."
I looked up at Guy and said, "Whatever you like."
He grinned and ruffled my ears, then said, "Italian it is! And I know I've told you before to keep your paws to yourself, but, Jessie, try not to be too literal about it, ok?"
He laughed and ruffled my head fur again. As he walked away, I watched him closely. Guy's a great guy, and he's got a great body to boot. His clothes hugged him tightly, a pair of dark blue denim jeans and a red and black flannel button up shirt that stretched over his broad shoulders and thick neck. It really showed off his muscled body. His bottom had a definite swish to it as he turned the corner to go to the Italian deli and pick up some subs.
My thoughts returned to my dilemma... somehow, everyone had a bigger dick. Not that that's a bad thing. In fact... I smiled to myself and shook my head. This is great!
I looked around for Guy and spotted him walking back through the crowd. Well, a seven and some inches tall dark chocolate moose isn't too hard to spot. Especially with a rack of antlers like his. He smiled at me lifted up the tray with the subs on it. I grinned back, and then noticed...
The tight jeans he wore clearly outlined his cock. It looked at least a foot and a half long and four or five inches thick. And when he came closer to me, I realized that he was still flaccid.
Good thing my fur hid how red I was turning... and my erection returned full blown within seconds. As Guy sat down, I leaned across the table and whispered, "Guy... you realize that you're showing a lot, right?"
He looked a bit startled and asked, "What do you mean?"
I motioned to his pants and said, "Well, not that I mind, but your, uh, jeans are kind of giving away the game, if you get what I mean..."
He looked down at himself and shrugged. "There's not much I can do about it. I mean, it's not like it's easy to hid it or anything. Besides, everyone's cool about it. Not like anyone else can hide it either. Why, you going uptight on me?" He grinned hugely.
"Yeah, but... I mean... wouldn't security get annoyed or something? It's almost..."
I stopped mid-sentence and stared at a security guard who was walking by. The dapple gray horse had a cock that bunched and coiled in his pants like a snake... it was easily over two feet long and filled his pants full to bursting. The cloth was literally stretched out by the bulbous head... I couldn't believe it...
I turned back to Guy and said, "Never mind."
CHAPTER 4 - Excitement
After we ate, Guy and I went mall walking, browsing several stores. Every single guy I saw in the mall had an absolutely huge schlong. At one store, the nice looking Doberman stepped out from behind the counter to get a book off a high shelf, and I could see his cock traveling all the way down his right pants leg to just a few inches above his ankle!
I got several stares myself. Mostly from curious or turned on people walking by who noticed my constant erection. I couldn't help it. I saw a few other guys walking around with hard-ons, so I wasn't too concerned about it. Mostly I got a wink or appraising glance, and Guy just got a huge laugh out of it.
It seemed so surreal... I was apparently the only person around who thought it was strange that everyone suddenly had an absolutely huge cock. It was just another normal day to everyone. Very weird... but hey, I figured, what the hell... I like cock, and this is just too good to be true!
We didn't stay at the mall for too long, only till around seven or so. We were both eager to go back to my apartment. We both knew what we wanted that night.
CHAPTER 5 Bump in the Night
I sighed happily and pulled myself closer to Guy's resting form. His arm pulled my closer, looped around my shoulder and neck to press my back into his side. He was lying on his back with my head on his shoulder. I draped one of my arms over his chest and pressed tightly against his warm, furry body. We were both in the state between sleep and wakefulness, just relaxing and enjoying the afterglow of some really, really good sex.
I'll never forget how it felt when Guy fucked me. I never believed in a million years I'd be able to take him, now that he was over two feet long, but somehow, I did. And what was really strange was that there was no pain. Even when he used to be smaller, there was still some pain, but now there was none. Only mind blowing pleasure from being fucked by his gigantic tool. Obviously another side effect from the email...
I squeezed him again and leaned up to kiss his cheek. He murmured something and rubbed my back appreciatively. Sighing again, I closed my eyes and listened to his heavy breathing. It soon lulled me too sleep, tired and happy in the care of my best friend.
CHAPTER 6 Morning After
I woke up in an empty bed.
At first, I thought I dreamt everything. The big cocks, the great sex... it certainly contained all the characteristics of one of my wet dreams. But then I lifted the covers and looked down at my morning wood.
I was even larger than before. I couldn't believe it. My cock grew overnight, and now looked to be about a foot and a half long. And if mine grew that much, how much did Guy's grow?
I slipped out of the bed and looked around the apartment. Guy was nowhere to be found, but he did leave a note on the kitchen counter.
"Jessie sorry for leaving so soon! I was going to wake you up, but you looked so peaceful, I didn't have the heart to. I'll give you a call later. I definitely want to spend more time with you this weekend. I had to run some errands this morning, but I'll be back, don't worry!"
I smiled and made some breakfast. I couldn't wait for Guy's call. In the meantime, I turned on the computer and checked my email while eating some cold cereal.