Brandy - Ripped, Stripped and Shagged
Just a quick lemon this time. It's based on an adult programme over here called 'Ripped, Stripped and Shagged' about couples having sex, but instead of just taking their clothes off, they rip each other's clothes off instead! I wanted to use the ending of Pedigree, Schmedigree because Brandy was acting so sexy in that episode! Her outrageously sexy posing just drove me wild with desire!
Legal stuff - Brandy and Mr Whiskers are trademarks of their respective owners
Brandy Harrington - Ripped, Stripped and Shagged: 'Pedigree, Schmedigree' Alternate Ending
By Keshihead
It was the day of the Miss Amazon Beauty Pageant. Brandy was still convinced she was a slob, even letting Whiskers lead her around on a leash. Everyone gasped as Brandy walked by them on all fours
"Whiskers, if you just brought me here to humiliate me, you're too late, I've got nothing left to humiliate" said Brandy as she sat on the ground like a real dog would
"That's not why I brought you here" said Whiskers "Take a look around that curtain" Brandy pulled back the curtain and saw Gabriella, who was Gaspar's lizard girlfriend, Lola Boa and a flamingo posing in their swimwear
"Hey, it does look fun" said Brandy, smiling slightly "The old Brandy could totally stomp those wannabes, but..."
"Oh, my!" said Gabriella, spotting Brandy "I think it's wonderful you came to watch me win my crown but, darling, please keep your distance. I don't know if they're judging on odours, but I wouldn't want to pick anything up, just in case. Ta!"
"Why do you keep letting her get away with that?" asked Whiskers as he thought back to Brandy's excellent comeback earlier that day. Gabriella told Brandy not to leave any fleas on the stage, to which Brandy responded about her not being able to control her appetite!
"I told you, Whiskers" said Brandy, sadly "You're either born with it, or you're not" Whiskers screamed in exasperation
"I can't take it anymore!" he screamed "You showed me your family tree, well you wanna know MINE?" He explained about 3 members of his family that achieved greatness. One was a lucky mascot for a fighter plane squadron, the second grew the world's largest carrot, and the third was present at the signing of the Declaration of Independence
"I come from greatness, and LOOK AT ME! I stink" said Whiskers "It's not what you're born with, it's what you do with it!"
"Good for you" said Brandy "You made yourself a slob, I was just born that way"
"You think you're a slob?" asked Whiskers "Alright, muttsy, I'm calling your bluff! The real Brandy Harrington is still inside you somewhere and I can prove it!" He dug around in his right ear
"What are you doing?" asked Brandy
"Collecting earwax" replied Whiskers "But that would only bother a Harrington, not a slob like us, right?
"No, of course not" said Brandy as Whiskers dug a large glob of wax from his ear
"Still a slob?" asked Whiskers as he continued to delve into his ear. Brandy covered her mouth as though she wanted to throw up, but managing to keep it down
"Yes, I'm a slob" said Brandy, with a mixture of disgust and denial
"Then you'll really appreciate this!" said Whiskers as he dug his whole hand into his ear
"I'm a slob, I'm a slob, I'm a slob! I'm..." chanted Brandy to herself while Whiskers pulled out a HUGE glob of wax from his ear. Each time she said "I'm a slob", her expression became more and more sickened by what he was doing, leaving her looking as pale as a sheet with her eyelid twitching!
"And that's just the right ear, baby!" said Whiskers as he began to root around in his left ear. Something suddenly snapped inside Brandy
"I'M NOT A SLOB!" she screamed, throwing her arms in the air "I'm not a slob! Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww! I'm SO not a slob!"
"Then what are you?" asked Whiskers
"I am Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons, and I've got a pageant to win!" said Brandy, triumphantly
"YES!!! That's the Brandy Harrington I know! I think you'll need a change of wardrobe, though" said Whiskers, seeing the spots and stains on Brandy's coat and clothes. As Gaspar was about to award Gabriella her title, Brandy stepped out from behind the curtain, wearing a very fancy and sexy burgundy dress
"Not so fast, gecko!" said Brandy, stepping onto the catwalk, pulling various poses at the end. Gabriella scowled at her rival and pulled a few poses of her own
"Give up, mutt! I was born for this!" hissed Gabriella
"Maybe so, but somebody once told me it's not what you're born with, it's what you do with it!" replied Brandy. Whiskers was sat in the crowd, munching on a bag of popcorn
"That was me, I said that!" said Whiskers to the crocodile sat next to him. Gabriella narrowed her eyes, as did Brandy. For the next few moments, the two girls busted out their best poses, with Whiskers biting his nails anxiously. Brandy tried to seal the deal by pulling out one of her best moves. She placed her right arm behind her head, her left hand on her left cheek, made a sexy curve to her body and closed her eyes. Gabriella tried to top it with a move of her own, but felt a sharp pain in her knee
"Ooh, cramp! I'm down!" moaned Gabriella as she held her knee and collapsed onto the catwalk. Everyone cheered at Brandy's victory. Whiskers snatched the tiara out of Gaspar's hands and placed it where it rightfully belonged, on Brandy's head
"Congratulations, Miss Amazon! You are an inspiration to snooty pet snobs everywhere!" exclaimed Whiskers. Brandy shook his hand
"Thank you, Whiskers!" cried Brandy, ecstatic that she had won "I couldn't have done it without you!"
"Come and see me after the show, and I'll have a special reward for you" whispered Whiskers. Brandy sat at the end of the catwalk and waited for the crowd to leave. When they did so, Brandy walked along the catwalk and went behind the curtain. Whiskers was stood, applauding her
"That was fantastic, Brandy!" said Whiskers "You beat the stuffing out of Gabriella, so come over here and I'll give you your reward" Brandy walked over to him. As she walked, Whiskers began to get excited as he watched her hips swaying sexily to and fro
"You look so awesomely sexy in that dress" said Whiskers
"Wanna see what I'm wearing underneath?" purred Brandy, giving him a sexy wink. Whiskers sweated slightly and reached for the hem of her dress. He looked up and saw Brandy slowly nod her head and smile, as if she was saying 'Yes, it's OK to rip my dress off'. Taking hold of the pieces of fabric either side of the slit in her dress, he pulled them apart as hard as he could, ripping her dress off cleanly. The sound of her dress ripping made Brandy feel dirty and sexy, and she liked it! She shrugged the torn dress off her shoulders, letting it fall to the ground and she stood before him dressed in only her underwear, consisting of a white satin bra and a white silk tie-sided thong. Placing the torn dress on the ground like a sheet, Whiskers laid her semi-naked body down on it. He walked over to the lower half of her body, undid her high-heeled shoes and threw them aside. He spread her legs open and pulled her panties to the side. Placing his head between her legs, he began to run his tongue along her pussy slit, and flicking his tongue against her clit, making her moan in ecstasy
"Ooh, Whiskers!" she panted, breathlessly "I love the way you lick my puppy hole!"
"Oh, I can do much more than that!" laughed Whiskers as he opened her pussy a little wider, thrusting his tongue into her warm honey pot, licking up her sweet juices like he was licking an ice cream cone
"Oh, yes!" panted Brandy "Open me wider! Please, eat me out!" He opened her pussy as wide as he could, burying his tongue inside her as far as it would go and ate her, placing his mouth over her soaked pussy and sucking up more of her nectar
"Ohh, that feels so good, Whiskers!" moaned Brandy, almost drowning in a sea of pleasure "Ooh, I feel like I'm gonna explode! Make me cum, you horny little rabbit!"
"Oh, I'm not gonna make you cum, not yet, anyway" said Whiskers as he instantly stopped eating her out "That's for later. Now, why don't I do something with those nice perky tits of yours?"
"Like what?" asked Brandy, feeling denied because Whiskers didn't want to make her cum so soon. He walked over to the top half of her body, straddled her chest and grabbed hold of her bra, roughly ripping it in two, releasing her breasts from their satin prison. He took hold of her orbs and rolled them around and squeezed them in his hands for a few moments. He then leaned over to her left breast and placed his mouth over her nipple, suckling on it like a baby would suck on a bottle, occasionally licking around her areola, while Brandy gasped and sighed as her former nemesis was now pleasuring her in ways she had never been pleasured before. After a while, her left nipple became as hard as a small pebble, so Whiskers moved on to her right nipple, giving it the same amount of attention as her left. While Brandy continued to moan and writhe in ecstasy, Whiskers moved his hand down her body, enjoying the feeling and texture of her soft fluffy coat, towards her crotch. He slipped his hand inside her panties and began to grope her wet cunt with his whole hand. Brandy's moans intensified from this new stimulation, letting him know he was turning her on. After a few moments of rubbing, he thought he'd spice things up by slipping two fingers inside her. Brandy let out a soft moan as his fingers parted her flower, making her back arch slightly. He began to slowly pump his fingers in and out of her, making her moan even more
"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" asked Whiskers, still concentrating on making her right nipple as hard as her left
"Ooh, yeah, I love it!" panted Brandy "This is a better reward than some silly tiara"
"This is how I like you, Brandy" said Whiskers "I'd pick Brandy the snob over Brandy the slob any day. Just think, soon, you'll be able to go home to Palm Beach"
"Hey, if it wasn't for you, I'd still be a slob!" said Brandy "Well, I think both my nipples are nice and hard, so I wanna give YOU a reward" Whiskers withdrew his fingers, got up off her and sat on the edge of the stage. Brandy walked over to the CD player that she had donated so they could have music for the pageant. She flicked through the tracks she had burned onto a CD before her fateful plane trip and found a smooth, sexy song
"Ooh, what kind of reward is this?" asked Whiskers, inquisitively
"I saw the way you were looking at me when I was posing" purred Brandy "You loved it, didn't you?" Whiskers felt his face becoming flushed with embarrassment "You loved watching my hot little body pulling those moves, didn't you?"
"Yeah, you've got some sexy moves, girl!" said Whiskers
"Wanna see some of my more...X-rated moves?" asked Brandy as sexily as she could. All Whiskers could do was nod furiously, the sweat dripping off him at the thought of Brandy giving him a private performance
"This one's called 'I'm Too Good For You'" said Brandy. She curved her body to one side, placing her right hand on her side and placing her left arm away from her, spreading her fingers. Her expression gave the impression she wasn't even bothered to notice Whiskers, as if she really was saying she was too good for him!
"Whoa, high-class totty or what!" said Whiskers. Brandy smiled in reply
"This next one's called 'Wouldn't You Like To Fuck Me?'" said Brandy. It was a variation of the move she used to beat Gabriella, with her right arm behind her head, and her left hand placed on her left cheek, but since she was just in her panties, it was a lot sexier
"Oh, that's good!" said Whiskers as he felt his cock begin to stiffen
"I call this one 'I Can't Help Being Sexy'" said Brandy as she bent forwards, placing her hands on her knees, then looking at him with a look of intense burning desire on her face. She give her ass a sexy wiggle, making her soft fluffy tail dance around
"Oh, wow!" gasped Whiskers, almost hypnotised by her swaying ass and dancing tail
"You like that, huh?" laughed Brandy as she blew him a kiss "I've got a sexier move than that. This last one's called 'I'm Ready And Waiting For You'" said Brandy as she bent forwards again, but this time, she parted her legs slightly, and bent her right arm at a 90 degree angle with her hand pointing to the ground, her left hand hovering over her crotch, and she looked at him with a sultry smile on her face with her tail wagging happily. Whiskers got even more aroused by her final move that his erection pressed against his jumpsuit. He jumped off from where he was sat and began to take off his clothes
"I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE!" he shouted "I want to fuck you, RIGHT NOW!" He laid her down on her dress again and savagely ripped off her panties, revealing her pussy to him. He threw them aside, forced her legs apart and plunged his throbbing member into her soaked cunt. He started to make very rough strokes as he pounded at her pussy as hard as he could. All Brandy could do was cry out in ecstasy at the pleasure she was experiencing
"Oh, Whiskers!" she panted "Your cock feels so big in me! Fuck me, Whiskers! Fuck my pussy! Oh, gosh, I'm so horny!" Whiskers was getting an enjoyable feeling as well
"Oh, Brandy, your pussy's so tight!" he groaned "Just the way I like it!" After a while in this position, he took his member out of her pussy
"What did you stop for?" asked Brandy "I was almost there!"
"I want you to kneel up" said Whiskers "I've got a new position I'd like to try" Brandy got up on her knees, and Whiskers went behind her and raised her right leg, supporting it with his arm. He instructed her to place her arm over his shoulders. He placed his left arm around her waist and entered her again. He started off slow, so that they could both get used to this new position
"Oh, Whiskers, this feels fantastic!" gasped Brandy "Ram your huge prick into me. Harder, Whiskers, HARDER! I'm begging you, I want it HARDER!!!"
"Oh, you bet I'll give it to you harder, you horny little bitch!" groaned Whiskers as he sped up his thrusting as hard as he could, enjoying the sound of her ass cheeks slapping against his crotch
"That's it, Whiskers" panted Brandy "That's the spot, right there!" After a minute or so of his thrusting, Brandy began to feel her orgasm building
"OH, WHISKERS! I'M SO GONNA CUM ALL OVER YOU!" she screamed
"Me too, Brandy!" groaned Whiskers as he felt his orgasm building, too "Can I cum inside you?"
"YES, SHOOT YOUR LOAD INSIDE ME!" screamed Brandy "FUCKING FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT SPUNK!"
"Let's cum together!" he groaned as he slowed down, to allow Brandy to cum "Cum for me, Brandy! Cum for me right now!" Brandy's pussy clamped over his shaft with a vice-like grip
"Oh, I'm cumming, Whiskers!" panted Brandy "Hope you packed a lifejacket, cos it's gonna be like white water rapids!" Whiskeres laughed in reply as they climaxed together, flooding her cunt with their cum. The 2 friends laid down side by side on Brandy's dress, gasping and panting for breath, with Brandy's pussy still dripping with their juices
"Whoa, Whiskers, you were so wild!" panted Brandy "I've never been fucked that hard before!"
"Well, you were just so fucking sexy!" panted Whiskers "You're such a tease!"
"Yeah, I suppose I did go overboard a bit!" laughed Brandy "But I really enjoyed it. Thank you, Whiskers"
"Anytime, Brandy" said Whiskers "Ever thought about becoming a supermodel when you get home? With poses like that, you could become even richer!"
"Hmm, that's not a bad idea!" said Brandy, stroking her chin "I could work on some other moves while I'm here, and you could tell me if they're any good"
"If we had a camera, I could take some snaps of you that you could give to agencies as your portfolio" said Whiskers "We could do underwear modelling, swimsuit modelling, anything!"
"Wow, that sounds great!" said Brandy with a sultry smile on her face "Or, we could do...other stuff"
"Like what?" asked Whiskers
"I would love to be a PlayDog centrefold!" said Brandy "If I did some nude stuff, I'd be a shoe-in!" She got up off her dress, then bent forwards, so her head was visible between her legs, then spread her ass cheeks apart, giving Whiskers a great view of her pussy and tailhole
"How's this, Whiskers?" asked Brandy "I call this 'Peek-A-Boo!'"
"Oh, don't get me going again, Brandy!" laughed Whiskers. Brandy knelt on the ground, placing her left hand over her pussy, her right hand on her right breast, and threw her head back as though she was in the throes of ecstasy
"What about this one?" asked Brandy "I call it 'The Throes of Passion'"
"Aww, I really wish I had a camera right now!" laughed Whiskers "That's just SO HOT!" Brandy smiled, then sat on her hands, cupping her ass cheeks, then spread her legs wide while tilting her head to one side with her mouth open
"I call this 'Come Over Here, Big Boy'" said Brandy "Whaddya think?"
"Oh, that's good!" replied Whiskers "Any more?" Brandy looked around, and found a vine hanging from a tree. She broke it off, tied one end loosely around her neck, then held the rest in her hand in a suggestive gesture while she made a sexy curve to her body, and smiled a sexy smile
"I call this 'Brandy Wants Walkies'" said Brandy "How's this?"
"Oh, that's very nice!" replied Whiskers "C'mon, let's go home. I wanna see some more poses!"
"Erm, I'm totally naked here" said Brandy "I don't want everyone to see me" Whiskers thought for a moment, then picked up her dress and wrapped it around her like a towel, covering her modesty
"There, how's that?" he asked
"I suppose it'll do until we get home" said Brandy
"Oh, and I'm sorry for ripping your dress and your underwear" said Whiskers "I bet they were expensive, weren't they?"
"Nah, I've got several of these dresses" said Brandy "And my underwear was dead cheap" The 2 friends laughed as they made their way through the jungle towards their treehouse
THE END